what did dana white say? - 1

[danielgwenny]

Dana- you got any sticky icky?

Rashad- naw' man, gotta see Nick for that.

[HASSDICH62]

where is my money man

[OnRockIT]

Dana: Nick stanky leg at the end.

Rashad: It's nothing, practice it all the time.

[MrDrewb1]

Dana-You need to go to the hospital for a cat scan.

Rashad- Nahhhhhh



[codgod1187]

he said its broken? and rashad said its nothing. rashad broke his hand this fight so

[Bingsaid]

Some very funny responses here but those ass-holes who can't think any more than the racial aspect of course are super pathetic. The type we should all feel sorry for. You can see how short they are on imagination so they pick the most obvious things. Super low IQ's.

[nutsack666]

Dana: Youre pretty good for a nigga

Rashad: Aw shucks it aint nothin cuz

[j26496]

@BiggsR94 everyone is different

[yaseenyusuf1989]

DANA: Im not impressed by your performance

RASHAD: thats what she said

[MostBl0ody1]

Dana: Suck my dick

Rashad: Aaah, later..

[MrJr01]

Dana: I'm pregnant

Rashad: I'm sorry...

[metalkingdom100]

u mad bro?

[tehfuxx]

 "You alright homie"

[2submit]

Dana: lets go watch twilight together after this...

Rashad: get the fuck out my face baldy

[RoryEastwayMMA]

press 5. Dana is eyeballin the shit outta his ass! haha wait maybe thats what he said?

Dana: can i touch it just once?

Rashad: Later man, i told you...

[bullcr4p]

dana: i like the stacky leg move

radshad: gtfo

[harikGod]

Dana: Rub my bald head

Rashad: fuck that.

[fcerve17]

Dana: Lyoto drinks his piss.

Rashad: I knew that.

[TheMrChurbro]

DANA: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[mattyoblobber]

dana looks at rashads ass when he walks away

[deadislandneg]

dana: i thought u didnt know how to dance

rashad: just give me my check

[Axel2992]

Dana: You wanna fight Anderson Silva?

Rashad: Nigga fukdat

[zappinbitches123]

dana: can i give you head again??

rashad: nah u use your teeth too much

[dutchkickboxer101]

dana: i fuckt your mother

Rashad: good job

[kaYboi8o8]

Dana: I want your dick

Rashad: Don't worry about you'll get it

[mariosmcdj]

Dana: I'm waiting for you tonight.. ;)

Rashad: Don't worry I am coming

[JimmySmithWesson]

Dana: Forgot my weed at home

Rashad: I got you covered don't worrie about it.

[TonyTheTigerrrrrr]

I'm pretty sure Dana says "let it go man"

[hydropvc]

Dana:After that u think u can beat jones

Rashad: Hell nah

[SuperOwni]

Dana : you fuck my wife ?

R : bbc man !

[ViktorHurtig]

Dana: I ate up all your KFC

Rashad: aw shiet.

[LikeTotallyRich]

Dana:You still can rub your balls on me

Rasshhhhad: forget about it

[12pussylicka]

Dana: I was drinking Machida's piss while watching Jerry springer's sex tape with whoopi golberg, wanna join?

Rashad: not yet.

[ThaChosenChild]

Dana: Turn around so I can look at your ass.

Rashad: Naw man, come on.

[TheSpiderbeats]

Dana: Hey, Wanna fuck?

Rashad:Naaaah!

[301xkez]

Dana: We should pick each others noses and lick each others fingers after.

Rashad: Not now, I'm tired, maybe the after party.

[jellonful]

Dana: Your sexy

Rashad: And I know it.

[TheTapouTKing]

Dana: I just farted.

Rashad: *waves hand* Damn that stinks!

[636Castle]

He says "You alright homey?" And Rashad says: "Yeah."

[gusto1978]

dana: Tonight rashad?

Rashad: not now bro.

[paskin36]

dana: i just took a piss and shook my dick with that hand

rashad: damn bitch u got me

[drohoe1]

Dana: I got this funny looking spot on my penis?

Rashad: nows not the time.

[950mustang]

Dana: could you believe I'm gay?

Rashad: Oh hell yea I am too.

[tdwtFULLEPISODES]

Dana White: I jizzed

Rashad: Again?!

[Slimshady2468]

Dana: Wanna fight Anderson Silva

Rashad: Fuck outtahere!

[iiAnthonyy]

@Slimshady2468 lmao

[415sftonio]

@Slimshady246 hahaha... good one

[Globeninja2]

Dana: knock knock

Rashad: whos there...

Dana Smellyp

Rashad: Smellypoo?

[MannyMMA]

Dana: I Love You

Rashad: Oh, Stop It!

[dudetyful]

Dana: You almost broke ya damn leg when you fell down man!

Rashad: Chill bro, i saw it commin!

[DannyBoy445593]

Dana : No more rape jokes.

Rashad : Sheeetttt....

[RatedRRaj]

Dana: You wanna fight Lesnar?

Rashad: OOPS NO RM .i.

[mmafyasco]

Dana: U mad bro ?

Rashad: fuck outta here with that nigga

[SuperMusicman101]

Dana-you wanna fight Jon Jones

Rashad- you crazy bro

[BigBossMalaka]

Dana: Sorry , but I ate your Fried Chicken while you got knocked the fuck out

Raashad : Why you gotta be like that nigga ?

[badaman09]

Dana: i like turtles

Rashad: thats nice

[ultrasasuke2]

Dana: "I want you to fucking slap the air like a homo."

Rashad: *Slaps air like a homo*

[BSproduction74]

Dana: wanna fight anderson silva?

Rashad: man fuck that.

[RosehillEnt]

Dana: You look so good in those tight shorts

Rashad: psshh no i dont, u shud see me in my short shorts

[jin37uk]

Dana: Can I stick it in your ass tonight?

Rashad: Yeah man that's fine

[DoingDrugs]

Dana: Protect your knees from arrows.

Rashad: I dun' kerr about dat boolshi' mayne.

[daisylovesmoy]

Dana: i just saved a bunch of money with geico

Rashad : i dont want to hear that shit.

[GreenScreen619]

Dana:am i gonna be able to mount u tonight?

Rashad:maaaaannn fuck ya

[KiLLxDoZeR]

@GreenScreen619 not funny dont try

[GreenScreen619]

@KiLLxDoZeR lol my bad chappelle

[THesYmMiTriee]

Dana : You had a good career, so long

Rashad : (in his head) nigga fuck you god damn mu fuckaz gonna stick me in the pen cuz I aint goin back to da deep fryer

[hekoka]

who gives a fuck what Dana said?! worthless video

[abercrombie457]

Looks like he said, " That was a good fucken fight homie." Rashad just shrugged it off cuz he was embarrassed of his performance.

[sovietamerican2]

Dana: Good fight

Rashad: Thanks honorable boss for giving me this chance, to fight in your prestigious organization. I am honored that you complimented me, and may this UFC organization grow to overtake boxing.

[Matak12]

@sovietamerican2 NEVER!

[LowLeveledPower]

Dana: You wanna rematch?

Evans: aw hell no!

[daisylovesmoy]

Dana: turn around let me see that black ass

Rashad: oh stop it Danie not here.

[KingStackhouse]

@daisylovesmoy LOL

[ONTHEFUCKLIST]

DANA: "do you want to get paid in fried chicken and waffles?"

evans: "nah just 40's homie"

[KingStackhouse]

@ONTHEFUCKLIST WOOOOOW...lmao

[samanbandana]

Dana: im joining KKK.

Rashad: F*** that!

[squattinsol]

Dana: Did you take an arrow to the knee?

Rashad: Yea I used to be an adventurer like you...fuck it

[mrmsteck]

Dana: You look tight in those shorts, son! Rashad: STOP....you're gonna make me blush!

[TheLzaIII]

Dana: Yo, man I got you that Applebee's App...

Rashad: Nah, man I got1...

[changit6]

Dana : could I suck your dick later ?

Rashad: ew cmon son, fuck outta here with that bullshit.

[ibeatuinboxing]

Dana: Yo ma nigga jones just killed lyoto...

Rashad: that nigga's baaadd daawg

[BigTheNoodlez]

lol he would rip Nick Diaz head off and show it 2 nate

[113centrino]

Dana: did u watch the vid i sent u of me sticking the dildo up my ass?

Rashad: no man il watch it tonight

[Longhornzrock96]

Dana: "Do you wanna rematch?"

Rashad: "Fuck that"

[octopuspick]

Dana: Want Pacquiao?

Rashad: Yea

Dana You got to get down to 130Ibs & you gotta KO him to get a draw!

[Kingjd87]

Dana: Wanna a rim job?

Rashad: Yea afterwards...

[vancitybud]

wanna fight nick diaz?

Fuck no..i got no chance....

[CapAceBeatz]

Dana. How do I control my hoes.

Rashad. Like this...

[TheBullshittube]

Dana: You can't fight dawg.

Rashad: pfff...whateva

[TheBullshittube]

Dana: You wan't a rematch?

Rashad: Nah I'm good.

[brandonsmith666]

dana: say man...you sure you don't want a bj to cheer you up?

rashad: nah, that's alright. i got tito coming over later...

[themixmartialartist]

Dana: Rashad how does it feel to have a white man whooping your ass?

Rashad:Fuck off man...

[MRkoKEN1]

Dana:You wanna double team arianny

Rashad:Lets do it

[blackjesusnation]

is it ok if i dont get half of these jokes

[adamobarca]

"hey man it happens"

[peksful]

lmfao...we need more comments like these on yt videos

[DavidToddSchiesler]

Dana "You didn't take a fall like we planned"

Rashad "I'm Champ now your stuck with me hoe"

[rodgers544]

Dana: "Wanna fight Jon Jones?"

Rashad: "No man I'm too scared"

[lordlimit85]

Dana: i like your ass

Rashad : I know

[MrSupasexi]

Dana: youre ass looks real good in those tights

Rashad: :) i try my best dana

[mattshep29]

@Teddybear419 hahahaha,,,,funny as fuck mate,,, :)

[ThEsHizNit756]

Dana: Do i have a small penis?

Rashad: nahh, not really

[richie123w]

Dana: u wanna lay on top of me

Rashad: nah ur dirty

[nibbles1637]

Dana: I'll make a 195 division for you?

Rashad: Nah...Forrest and Rampage can't cut that much.

[antisall]

Dana: how do you dribble a basket ball?

Rashad: Like this nigga!

[man61x]

DANA: Im not impressed by your performance

RASHAD: Well Played Dana.... WELL PLAYED!

[nikicai]

what did dana white say? fucking americans give that bald piece of shit so much credit

who cares what he say. He is Fertittas tool nothing more

[Rcslayer2k2]

Dana : I just farted my bad...

Evans: (Hand motion blowing it away) Damn fool you ate some of moms collard greens huh?!

[speedcorematik]

Dana: im not gonna pay you

Hashad : ownd

[aikenandre]

i have the real proof .he said you have a nice ass. watch when evans turn away and dana looks at his ass lol

[ODJames2]

i think he just said bad performance

[DK4REALITY]

dana: you didnt twist your nipples

rashad: i dont want your dough

[SPLIFFT187]

dana me and that big black dude behind you gonna hav a threesome you in?

rashad fuck dat

[AdamR702]

Dana: Nice stanky leg

Rashad: My sphincter hurts

[moneyxl00]

Dana: If you suck my cock I'll give you an extra $70,000 dollar bonus

Rashad: Fuck That

[Legendofmma]

Dana white: Deep throat me tonite

Rashad Evans: Fuck Dat

[Legendofmma]

Dana white: Them shorts look nice and tight on you

Rashad Evans: Nah

[Legendofmma]

Dana white: you wanna get some coffee and make out?

Rashad: Fuck that i got a wife

[Axel2992]

Dana: Do you think Jon Jones will ever become champ?

Rashad: Nah he a pussy doe

[freewaffles666]

@Axel2992 lmfao

[wkaine88]

pause the vid at 0:09 jus as its about to end then go and google 'goomba super mario bros movie' compare the 1st pic it brings up to the black guy behind rashad then try tell me they are not the same thing...

[logicbeforematter]

Dana's lips, " Want a fuck another one up?" 

[jamilblack]

I was there Dana said, "Bitch I'm wide, Do the stanky leg, Do the stanky leg, do the stanky leg....lol

[BrownPrideBro]

Dana: mine's bigger

Rashad: fuck that, im black

[TheTrollOfTheTube]

Dana: What did you think of UFC on FOX?

Rashad: Lame as hell!

[erikkarpify]

Dana: That was a very impressive stanky leg mr. evans

Rashad: man fuck you nigga

[EpicMangina]

Dana: "My house tonight??"

Rashad: "Sure, make sure to dress up tonight as we make our departure through this stadium. Oh wait, you're already dressed up. Let's go to your house now. I can't wait to see what's for dinner. I'm feeling a little COCKy."

[jayjasonbird]

Dana: Can I rub oil on your body?

Rashad: Later man get out of here!

[dragonermac987]

Dana: Awwww wassup my Nigga!!!!

Rashad: Aw nah fuck this

[kurtdogg32]

@dragonermac987 LOL you got the best one yet. ( if you want to find it, it's on the 5th page -_- )

[dragonermac987]

@kurtdogg32 i just laughed at it when i read my own one hahahahahahha!

[clinttoney]

Dana: I saved a buntch of money by switching to Gieco!

Rashad: Shut yo Mouth!

[moneyxl00]

Dana: Based god fucked your bitch

Rashad Evans: I don't care.

[binguide]

Dana: what up nigger??

Rashad: nigger my ass..

[MrCaptainhardcore]

Dana: You wanna fight Anderson Silva

Rashad: Fuck that

[BlueRaySniperPS3]

@MrCaptainhardcore LMFAO!!! HA HA HA



[JohndS94]

@MrCaptainhardcore

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO thats jokes still laughing xD

[PapiEsco12]

He said or asked "Are you alright Homie?"

[smdbch1]

Dana: Did you train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day for this fight???

Rashad: Nah man that's the reason for....ohhh just leave me alone!

[FUCKyouANDyourDOG]

Dana: Do you like queefs?

Rashad: They smell (waves hand)

[ThyChrysanthemum]

Dana: Don't touch my hand I just sharted

Rashad: Get out o here.

[vividnevets]

Dana: you wanna come back to my place?

Rashad: Nah man, i cant.

[TheTbrochutv]

dana: you wanna watch greys anatomy?

rashad: yo fuck that!!!!

[BOGEONER]

Dana: Where's My Weed?

Rashad: You're still On That?

[kickassliberal]

I think he said "good fight"

[FastForward2012]

NIGGER

[weedpussymoney321]

Dana: damn that ass looks tight in those shorts

Rashad: Nigga what!!

[12GAUGEtoyodome]

gf.

ty.

..........................

[myopinonz]

Dana: Hey, Tito has a crush on you..

Rashad: Na man, Chuck already spanked that ass

[DaShades]

Dana: Homos say "what"

Rashad: What? aww fuck you man, you got me.

[AznDamien21]

dana: wanna lick my arm pit?

Rashad: fk off

[carmodifire]

Wana jump for joy?

Naaw

[BeeRocket2010]

Dana: Hey Ra-Ra, shake this!

Rashad: Ohh what the hell is that?

Dana: MY ASSS!

[BeeRocket2010]

Dana: Hey Ra-Ra, here have a ball!

Rashad: Yo where's my other one?

[ChivasBarcelonaMex]

Dana: "Want some KFC"

Rashad: "Fuck yeah"

[TheoriginalBcuzzican]

Dana: "you think you have another fight in ya?"

Rashad: " nah shit"

[DaShades]

Dana: "I want you to hook car batteries up to my nips"

Rashad: "only if you spank my bald ass like this"

[PhukAdvertisements]

Dana - "Are you a republican?"

Rashad - "Nah, republicans are ignorant faggots."

[DJosh101Kart]

Dana- want a ride home tonight?

Rashad- ya... fuck

[ibeatuinboxing]

dana: obama 2012?

rashad: not a chance

[Rofny]

Dana: "one more loss and you're out nigga"

Rashad "fuck that"

[chadhall83]

Dana White: Do you want to gargle my scrumpcious penis?

Rashad: No, fuck me later though baby.

[blakdust3]

Dana: wanna do a rap cd together

[Zero91Hero]

Dana: This is gonna get photoshopp'd

Rashad- No. No.

(Rashad.: god damn it. )

[MrNutsack101]

Dana - Are you gay or what?

Rashad - Of course man...