A NEW POPE
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  • Good old British humour never gets bland! Keep it up BUX!

  • 620k and this is the MOST VIEWED ratzinger/benedict movie on youtube! my dreams are coming true, people is realizing they are just a bunch of billionaire pedophiles

  • @arajuiojuo or they are just loosing interest to him, which is fine anyway

  • @arajuiojuo you forgot psychopathic

  • ALWAYS WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUXTON. This will not do.

  • Pope lives like a king while millions go hungry. May the pope be fucked by his cardinals and please wear a condom

  • FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! FUCK THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!!

  • Sublime Comedy! My jaw is aching from laughing so hard. Keep it up!!!

  • not even the trifelj putinarde can stop them. oh shit.

  • Very, very funny. Of course, the crushing reality is that the commentary is no more ridiculous (or far fetched) than the actual content of organized religions. Probably didn't need pointing out but there we go... Now where did I put my silly hat?

  • @OwainS That's exactly what I think - I can understand this but the 'real' things beyond me

  • OMG this is fake! He did this with komputer programs!

  • fake !

  • @maths82 Ummm DUH!!! Fucktard...

  • @Jadudes

    you're fake too !

    

  • @maths82 Umm no I dont have fake breast implants like you do

  • @Jadudes

    you are a spam bot, this page is fake

  • What a pitty, Lord Vader wasn't invited :D

  • @thor1202 He is but the black pope never reveals himself.

  • That's great! Well done!

  • What does anything you said have to do with my faith?

    Everything you said can't be blamed on one faith. People have done whatever they wanted to without a church, look at hitler. He did what he wanted to do and killed millions because that's what he believed in. And it's not just the catholic church that does what they believe in, it's the whole world. So blaming one faith on plages or events that happen is because people do what they want. And the dark ages have nothing to do with the church

  • @bryanbmb18 all i did was respond to you saying "what have we ever done to you?" since i assumed you meant we as in catholics i pointed out exactly what they have done to the world.

  • As a Hwaa't'k'ersni loyalist I strongly resent the treaty. Jessl shouldn't have ever been made the trifelj putinarde. I'm going with the Dark Ones. Everyone on my street is. Watch your back, Jessl, yeh?

  • Who ever made this is a dumbass, what have we ever done to you?

  • @bryanbmb18 "we" as in catholics? well lets see...we've got the crusades, the spanish inquisition, the dark ages, abortion clinic bombing, lieing about condoms in africa, trying to pass laws in africa to have gays imprisoned or put to death, fighing gay rights in america (you guys really really hate gays i guess) spreading hate for anyone outside of your faith, and making bullshit claims like creation science. yea you guys have done alot! however if you mean "we" as in star wars...it was humor.

  • @bryanbmb18 I guess you belong to the ones who also can't understand why the islamists threatened the cartoonists who mocked them right? Nothing is safe from humor mate. And this video is simply great!

  • Oh, great, I discover this five years after it was uploaded. Can you say "slow"?

    Lovely video. Enjoyed it immensely :o)

  • I've never gotten what they were doing, but now it makes perfect sense. Thank you!

  • fucking white people

  • I was expecting an "UNLIMITED POWEEERR!"

  • LOL

  • I was expecting Obama as Vader! LoL

  • lol 

  • the pope raped more children than michael jackson.

  • Satanic symbols

    slaves of Anunaki

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  • If you don't want to end up under the Caliphate......then support a CATHOLIC STATE...true founder and defender of the West!!!

  • @amaqula Do I need to remind you that the Catholic church had its chance as head of state and that period in history is fondly remembered as the dark ages? Secularism is the only progressive direction for society.

  • @sinhaserpente

    Pure propoganda. The real dark age is the 20th century. Ask the gulag and concentration camp survivors then why don't you. CATHOLIC STATE for the future. Secular states are on their last legs.

  • 2:18 Condalisa Rice?!

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  • I realize that the "gay" community would be angry with my comment, but even they stand behind what they believe, unwavering to the outside forces around them.. why would a major religion allow its written beliefs to be changed if not for the sake of money?

  • hhahhahhhah ... well done

  • lulz

  • AWESOME!

    

  • mad respect this is fucking awesome

  • hahahahaha To Funny ^_^

  • you sir, are a walking legend :DDD

  • Such disrespect. Satan hates the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church, the One True church outside of which there is no Salvation. So too do his minions.

  • @390bullitt1968 "Satan hates the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church, the One True church outside of which there is no Salvation." I am not a Catholic, yet i am a christian that accepted Jesus as my savior. Are you suggesting that I am to be cast out? I would argue that Catholicism has become a shadow of itself. It is now a banking industry. Talk of gay acceptance, and only a slap on the wrist for child molestation. you call this the one true church? I'm afraid you're missing the big picture

  • @Ravalat - You may be sincere in saying you accept Jesus. However, that in and of itself means little. Unless you are baptized and a member of the Catholic Church, you are outside the ARK of Salvation, just as in the time of Noah, only those in the ARK were saved. The Catholic church teaches all Catholics must treat homosexuals with dignity and fairness and avoid any hostility to them. While the Church teaches Catholics to avoid evil and evil acts. We are not to cast judgment on any soul.

  • Why are some many people dressed in child rape costumes?

  • Love it :)

  • lol amazing

  • Bishop Vlazny is a patron saint of pedophile priests.

  • Brilliant!

  • haha this is awesome, religion is such bullshit! For pussys who are in denial of reality and need something to believe to get them by.

  • hahah, love it!!!

  • who did this? a jew I bet!!!!!!!!

  • @ScottyDonahti lulz, so the first ~1500 years of the religion are totally false then?

  • I used to think you were a bit naff when you were on channel 4.

    Your youtube videos have made me suspect you may infact be some kind of genius.

  • the speech pleases him

  • "Destroyer of the Nonce Sphere" hahaha!!

  • HA HA

    SO TRUE

    said to say

    SO TRUE

    HA HA

  • Man...you rule brother, just found out I have lung cancer and my Dr. is suggesting cutting off my fingers so I can't smoke anymore...but this video makes it all good.

  • 2:24 - 2:42 i cant stop laughing xD

  • Oh ya , you nailed it .

  • I lol'd

  • What's the name of the song 0:03-0:16?

  • @GoAheadSuicider It's the droid invasion from phantom menace ost

  • What the video didn't show was the Emperor Jessel threatening the "Dark Ones" with eternal retribution from his god and savior Imanidiot.

  • I'm pretty sure all of those people in the ceremony have tasted human flesh

  • Best pope video ever!!

  • fuk ignorant christians

  • I'm sort of surprised there was no gargalax  Reference

  • this is made very well =DD someone who made this really did it with his heart =D funny as hell xD

  • i lold

  • The pope is the Destroyer of the nonse-phere?

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  • This is hilarious.

  • please pray for me as my anal virginity has been robbed by my priest when I was 10 as he slipped his hand down my backside and inserted a finger (or two) up my rectum

    Hale Merry as I am Grace

    Amen

  • Jesus is lord Yesterday today and tomorrow I'm the Alfa and the Omega the beginning and the end

  • @gordon9745751

    And I still believe in Santa Claus. I also believe in the Easer Bunny (because he lives in my back yard).

  • @dakotagerman1 Santa=Satan

    Jesus is not santa.

    santa was invented around 1900

    God created you. and youre making fun of it. thats why some people can't be saved.

  • @mariusww1

    What "god"? The same "god" that is the Great Pumpkin? I hear Linus is still waiting for him in a "sincere" pumpkin patch. SIGH!

  • @mariusww1 lol

  • @mariusww1 The FSM created all of us.

  • Jesus is not dead his alive he was resin from the dead and his got death under his feet sorry his alive he is God became Man his the Emmanuel the word made Flash His alive in the church today his alive 2000 years the church is alive and that comes no where close u all you doing is negative that's OK Jesus still loves u and his waiting for you all you have to do is let him come in to your life ask and you shell receive We are a broken people We need the him who was send from the father

  • @gordon9745751 He was RESIN from the dead? pfff............ lmao :)

  • your a sick thing this is the Holy Catholic church which gave so much to the world education and civilization u have no right u asshole u need Jesus in your life my friend big time

  • @gordon9745751 The Catholic church condones child molestation, does not provide education and is actually hindering the advancement of civilization. Last time I checked Jesus was dead, I'm not sure how I can incorporate him into my life when he's in such a state.

  • The removible hard-drive-planet!!! LMFAO  Priceless! 1 of the best ever tv-clipps.

  • Now there's a message I can get behind!

    The vatican district would make a great car park.

  • Very creative names and language!

    This is certainly a more believable and interesting narrative than the other bullshit.

    I don't want to spoil the plot, but i think in episode 6, we'll discover that Blair and Bush and their whole cabal are actually under the aegis of the pope, ( the dark emperor ) and those two penguins with skull lights a actually the pope's enforcers who can shoot retardation rays from those red & blue blinkers. That's how they create Fox fans and sell wars for the Empire.

  • For 3799 people this galaxy is not far, far enough away.

    I'd like the symbiot vunt to sell his jewel-encrusted ceremonial stasis orb (with or without the still-living brain in it) and use the profits to help the people of Gerund 7 to reasonable access to drinking water. Especially since the jewels that have been used for encrusting the orb probably came from Gerund 7 in the first place.

    Also, I want someone to say "Luke, I'm your father" really, really badly.

  • I love this video!!! great job! :))

  • LONG LIVE THE POPE

  • its just...pope benedict looks somehow like the emperor^^

    but he is a holy man.

  • HAHAHAHA the speech is so fucking awesome

  • i am a devout catholic, but that was pretty funny

  • @petermanz12 Same here dude

  • @petermanz12 im both star wars fan and truly catholic :)

  • nancy i give it 9 1/2

  • nancy, this deserves at least a 9 1/2.

  • Erm...my parents actually named me Jesal, he actually happened to be a murderer and rapist according to Indian mythology. Bow down fuckers!

  • the church is evil and this idiot new pope is worse.

  • @lalomacas AND the church has a 2000yr winning streak. I doubt u or anybody else will ever come close

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  • @singapore7773 Winning ? You sound like Charlie Sheen! And trust me this is not winning this is called slowly desintegrating from society.

  • very funne

  • 0:47 Apple of Eden from assassins creed!!!!

  • benedikt, where is your wonders??!!!!!!!

  • Satan Exists and Wants a Nuclear War to thin the population so he can further his control over human beings. Before this half of this century ends there will be a war between Good & Evil & The Gods of Good Against the Gods of Evil & The Creator will Intervene & All Evil will be Ended on Earth….I Am Messenger Chosen by The Creator to purify & help as many people as possible with the Supernatural Gift of Nirvana & Enlightenment to Protect All People from What is to Come

  • 66666666666666666666666666

    As being an optimistic human being, you love truth & would like to be more rational. So explore ahmed deedat vs anis sorrosh video or zakir naik vs Dr. William campbell video in youtube & judge yourself with your God gifted conscience which 1 is the real truth…

    zakir naik challenged present pope even for an open live telecast interfaith dialogue but pope did not reply for last 4 years! We humbly advise you to support and encourage such a debate.

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  • i dont like this pope !!! my pope will be always giovanni paolo ii!!!

  • @demoniacoification silly statement

  • "GOD IS DEAD" Friedrich Nietzsche

  • @adrian50centy

    G-D is dead is oxymoronic and Nietzsche knew that.

  • I will even not start to mention organized crime connections for the respect of all the religious people who read this comments. I truly hope you will discover true ways of enlightenment, with out organized religion. You do not need church for L.O.V.E.

    & this is all it is, the secret energy. No need to look further.

    But the word LOVE has lost hes meaning for many people, its spoiled & we need to say big thanks for this to Hollywood & media. But most of all - our lazy ignorant self(ish us).

  • Papa Americano . . :)

  • Religions are dangerous and wicked.

    One example is the Catholic Church who deceive and lie to young children

    that Jesus is their friend, and once the priests have lured the children into the church

    they show their hatred and evilness by raping and torture them.

    This shows how awful and evil this religion and priests really are

    And these poor little children is destroyed for life.

    This is going on everyday in jesus name by this evil religion.

  • @matforsbon You've got seriuos emotionals problems, mate. You need professional help.

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  • @viemsz You care more about my healt insted of these raped children, that says alot who you are, maybe you to are fond of children in the same way as the catholic priests

  • @matforsbon I can't imagine what what happens to you when you wander around, saying that Catholic Church is realy Organized Children Rapeing Church. It's just an advice on how to deal with this sadness and pain you are surely in.

  • @viemsz The fact remains priests of the catholic church rapes little children wich even the pope have said and asked for forgivenes. That is a fact. The catholic church is evil in a deep profound way. Now I must go to bed

  • @matforsbon Do you think if some Apple employer would happen be a pedophile Steve Jobs would apologize?

    It doesn't mean that catholic church is evil. This is just false logic.

  • @viemsz Steve Job is no priest who serves God, but when priests of the catholic church who shall serve God deceive little children and lure them into the church where they perform in the most horribly wicked way you possible can do to a child then that is evil and therefore the catholic religion and church is pure evil and by doing so the catholic church shows their hatred to little children. And it is disgusting with people like you who belittles this behaviour

  • @matforsbon "priests of the catholic church who shall serve God deceive little children and lure them into the church..." all priests or some priests? because second is obviously true, but cannot be used as supportive argument to "the catholic religion and church is pure evil". So either you are saying that:

    1. i am wrong, and it can be used as supportive argument (logic)

    2. all priests are evil and CC is organization created to lure children, and you have serious proofs for that. (facts)

  • @viemsz What is the most evil way you can hurt a little child and what is the most wicked horrible way you can do to a little child, that is to rape that little tiny body, and that is exactly what catholic priests are doing

    The catholic church deceive and lure little children in to this organization and then in the most evil way show their hatred to these poor children by torture them in the most wicked way you can think of.

  • @matforsbon ok, lt me refraze it then.

    1. Are you talking about all priests or some priests?

    2. How can CC "deceive and lure little children"? By an individual priest, or it has personality of its own?

  • @viemsz 1, catholic priests torture little children by raping them

    2. catholic priestst torture little children by raping them

    3. catholic priestst are the moste wicked evil priestst of any religions

    4. pope says that catholic church turture little children by raping them

    5. the pope say he is forgiving these little children that is or hav torture little children by raping them

    6. catholic church show there hatred to little children by raping them in the most wicked evil way possible

  • @matforsbon ok. so you don't understand my questions, or you don't deal with reality anymore, either way communication is impossible.

  • @viemsz I do understand what you say but I wont let you take focus away from the fact that God's men the catholic priests toture little children no matter how you put numbers before your questions, do you think by putting numbers before questions will stop the catholic church from torture children.

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  • @viemsz If some Mac employ makes kiddieporn then Steve Jobs will not use ALL hes power to protect the pedophile or send them to some other office where one can find new victims. Also Steve Jobs has not included with Mac EULA the instructions how to protect pedophiles who use Mac for their "job"(1962Crimen sollicitationis).This is the main difference between Steve and RatZinger besides the fact that one of then used LSD for higher states of consciousness and other one ... well, you know :)

  • @WaffaMargus I cannot fully agree with that, because we can assume that he could use all his powers to silence it, as it could harm Apple's trademark. I haven't read Crimen Sollicitationis. From what i have read about them, they are far from being instructions on how to protect pedophiles, more how to deal with such situations with discretion adviced for sake of both sides. CC is not a normal corporation thou. They do in moral bussines, so they are always dancing on thin ice.

  • hoes on my dick cause i look like the pope

  • 1:33 is hilarious!

  • absolutely brilliant!

  • Brilliant. I love all the rediculous names and plots in there. I mean, renaming the Pope...Jessel the Tri-felge Bhutanaad? That's hilarious.

  • this is just too funny man

  • I thought they were all on the dark side!?! Especially the TriFelt Butanahn [spelling?].

  • I'd be really offended if I wasn't busy laughing my ass off.

  • 427 people are on the dark side of force.

  • @lyugiang the dark side is the Pope. i dislike this video cause i don't worship any man. open your mind man. how can you worship the pope? a man who hates marriage, who sleeps with children.

  • LOL @ light sabre!

  • How come the pope has bodyguards? doesn't god protect him???? lol.....maybe he is going to get us all into the HITLER youth

  • listen to this there is no place on earth as terrible as this find out the truth about what's going on in the a catholic convent copy and pace these words in your youtube search [Sister Charlotte Keckler and The Black Veil Part 1] but remember Jesus is real but He is nothing like the catholics say he is. The real Jesus is perfect.

  • lol very creative

  • this was HILARIOUS 

  • @3rbawiteam Islam is a coloring book made by a sand nigger pedophile

  • @3rbawiteam flying spaghetti monster is a true religion, search it if you dont believe me.

    im not bashing your religion dude, but come up with a better thing than "search islam if you don't believe me"

  • It's the Ringling Brothers of Barnum and Bailey.....bunch of queers and pedophiles.

  • Yeah, I'm originally from planet Digtox, the removable hard drive planet.

  • The problem with this clip is that the "trifeld putianaut", or the pope is one of the heads of this nwo, the assignment for the black clothed guys is just to wage war, to poor down the popilations, the jews are the vaticans bankers...

  • watch this vid "Is The Pope Antichrist 5/7" by kytekutter

  • Roma Catholic Preists, How can anyone call them Farther. After Jesus him self says in the bible, ( Call no one farther, but your farther in haven...!)

  • i was born a catholic (like 85% of our population) but I can say that currently I don't have a specific religion but I found this video uber funny

  • pastor protestant teaching there people in a differnt ways. not jesus did to his church th holy catholic and apostolic church.

  • Just popping in to check how the discussion is going - still adult and reasoned I see! Loving it...

  • POPE stands for "PREYS On People Everyday!!!"...Not prays - PREYS.. Vatican is the Mystery Babylon the abomination of the Earth who sits upon the 7 hills (7 hills of Rome) the city clothed in fine linen purple and scarlet adorned with Gold and Jewels- and in her (mother church) was found the blood of the saints the blood of the prophets and all who had been slain upon the Earth.. see (revelation chapter 17 and 18) Bishops were purple ,, cardinals wear scarlet..! They carry gold crosses

  • @2012stargirl wow you really butchered the text there, not to mention there are approximately 51 cities in the world built on seven hills.

  • @PocusUK Look up the Origins of the Popes Mitre it is the Dagon Fish God of Babylon .. The Vatican is full of Babylonian statues..Such as Hermes- Roman God Mercury Also Known as the "Snake - God" of Babylon..The Catholic bible is the only one which mentions Hermes in the back of the bibles word list..Vatican run the entire planet.. You will find Hermes Caduceus staff "snake on pole" in Hosptials today..Revelation 17.18 and the woman (Mother Church) reigns over the kings of the Earth.

  • @2012stargirl hahaha from the revelation? protestant is a whore.

  • @craventref The Roman Catholic Church has been ruling the world for Centuries.. They were behind all the witch burning in the Middle Ages..They are behind all wars and terrorist activity today.. Even 911..! Vatican layout is Solomons Key.. Solomon building tower 7 also fell on September 11th 2001..All near CHURCH street!..It was a set up to put the blame on Muslims an excuse to attack them - , Just like Pope Urban ll did in 1099 when he slaughtered Muslims to reclaim the holy land