Todd Bentley's Miraculous Cancer-Healing Punch

[jehovahuponyou]

ONE DAY SATAN WILL BEND TODD OVER AND PUNCH HIM - THAT WILL BE TODD'S ONLY ENJOYABLE MOMENT IN HELL.

IF THE LORD DOES NOT SAVE TODD BENTLIE, HE IS GONNA DIE AND GO TO HEL!

[luettem]

More Charismatic Witchcraft....His pal, Patricia King, just saw a 'Green Angel" who is in charge of 'prosperity" and left her a 'green feather' on her cell phone. Like an Immortal angel 'molts' like a chicken-right. Must have been an Irish angel? Tods wife talks to the dead. How many people who call themselves believers have ONCE read the bible from front to back? My people parish for lack of wisdom. Last Days Deception.

[givethanks1314]

This is NOT right-wing healing!

THIS IS ABSURDITY & STUPIDITY!!

Not many have a brain on his neck; most put up a toilet there.

This Todd Bentley is a fat snake.

[riellehunter]

FOR ONE Todd Bentley IS A HOMOSEXUAL AND 2 HE'S A LIAR AND DRUG USER

[Francebrasil]

conmen exposed...

[EDITHFIVE]

Yahweh once told this idiot to kick an elderly woman in the face another time he kicked a man with end stage colon cancer in the gut. I think the "change in countenance" is not so much feeling the power of god, but terrible pain and shock with the adrenalin being pumped into their system to flee this dumb ass. I am always amazed there are so many people who believe this bullshit and give him money. Hey Bubba; you are better off spending your money on beer.

[Evenflowist314]

... We're in the 21st century, Jesus fucking Christ...

[Aaroman]

THE LORD

[dionstrezlecki]

everything hes doing is based on scripture thank god for this man

[DoctorWho1968]

Doctrines of Demons, Todd and Rick = False Teacher and do not represent any teaching in the Bible.

[rg055]

The lord told me this guy is a dooche bag. 

[cookgoose34]

Remember folks “Don’t try this at home – unless it’s the Lord.”.

[ChristiansofAsia]

@INTERNETFARER Amen!

[AmplifiedNonsense]

How to do fucked up shit and get away with it: claim that God wanted you to do it.

[TheRealNisas]

Only religion can allow thousands to glorify a schizophrenic punching a cancer patient in the sternum.

[SAINTJIMMY1234]

(Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print or tattoo any marks upon you: I am the Lord.) I'm sure if a god was going to trust someone with healing people for him, it wouldn't be this guy lolol

[platterz1]

O boy, who let this guy out again . I am a christain and I am very disapointed that he is allowed to do this stuff after the lakeland fiasco . Please please shut this guy down he is an embarrassment to the christain faith.

[Whosthatmiscreant]

sonoki. LOL.

[mon2nika]

And Christians wonder why we make fun of them lol. I bet God doesn't believe in himself. How could he, he is told who he is, what he can and will not do. Omg.give it a rest people and move on with life. You are a embarrassment to all intelligence.

[BigIdeaSeeker]

"I pinched him in the stertum it knocked him down, turned the t into an n and he got up with a sternum."

[circlesky73]

Why is it when *I* hear voices I'm schizophrenic, but when one of these a-holes hear voices, it's automatically God???

[missyouhoo]

@INTERNETFARER Let the congreation say Amen

[edgwaterprog]

Gees...what is with all the tatoos? "I will try to look like the unwashed masses by getting a zillion tatoos on my body." This guy is a total panderer-for-Jesus no different than the evangelists in the 90's and 00's who had stringy long hair and dressed like Nirvana.

[avdmeers]

With the lord being an ear microphone. Just shows how violent people are and how they use religion to justify it.

[nwillitts]

stupid religious mother fuckers deserve stupid shit like this.

[sonoki82]

Tragically, the same punch that healed the man also caused him to lose his name, address, and all other details that would verify this story.

[AMilitantAgnostic]

@sonoki82 I was trying to think up some smart ass comment, then i saw yours -- I can't top that LMAO

[ChristiansofAsia]

@sonoki82 This guy is a con man

[SamWiseGingy]

@sonoki82 God works in strange ways that can't be verified.

[raichutoyou]

Is that the guy that karate chopped that woman who needed a hip? is he going around just punching people now?

[62netty]

Could the Lawd also heal those ugly-ass tattoos in Bentley's neck? They look an awful lot like prison-ink to me.

[majixone77]

WTF? WOW! 

[AuntieDiluvian]

Let's see the holy spirit remove that douche's tatts.

[freethinker69]

"You shall not make any cuts on your body for the dead or tattoo yourselves: I am the LORD." - Leviticus 19:28

Someone should punch his tattoos off.

[zperra]

@freethinker69 - I think he missed that part of the bible.

[MrInsanityCheck]

Long story short = he had medical treatment that ultimately cured the cancer and surgery by medical doctors to fix his broken sternum.

[r22k10]

Man, I'd love to give this prick a stupidity-healing punch!

[DrnkyourOvltine]

no guys it's okay... the lord told him to do it.

[MercenaryBlackWaterz]

Grow a limb or GTFO lol

[slesperado]

If that guy ever punches me in the sternum, I'll get back up and break his neck and say, "The LORD told me to do that, so it's okay"!

[AdamTh1]

wow... and christians want THESE people around their children?? 

These two should either be locked up, or they should team up with Bryan Fisher and re-do the 3 Stooges films...

[stephenwalls1]

You just can't make this crap up, oh, he just did.

[KasparHauser6]

Ahhhhhhh Religion!

[whoo689]

I think he may have been watching too much "Family Guy" ;)

[whoo689]

Now "God" supposedly wants his followers to HIT people in an attempt to cure them??

Just another stupid way to justify violence in the name of God.

[whoo689]

Whatever happened to regular old prayer? :P

[whoo689]

Uh...how do they "know" that the punch "cured his cancer"? Did they SEE THROUGH his skin and actually see the 'good' cells begin to regenerate and the bad ones leave his body? LOl

[whoo689]

He should punch Rick Joyner for being so goddamn stupid. And then himself.

[Balian49]

lol. What a lunatic.

[cryptosquid]

In the same second that God healed that one man, he also managed to give 100 black children in Africa HIV.

[Moh5Itachi1]

The lord hahaha

[hallerd]

Religion = Schizophrenia (to some extent)

[MrVillabolo]

Bentley the psychotic clown series. #3:

George Romero would be proud of him:

13th resurrection. youtube com/watch?v=vMSGG9W5CNU

15th resurrection. youtube com/watch?v=cSe1NDGre2w&featur­e=related

16th resurrection. youtube com/watch?v=Q8P4yetnAXM&featur­e=related

17th resurrection. youtube com/watch?v=cHDTbhVxJ6c&featur­e=related

18th resurrection. youtube com/watch?v=82KPJvvB4qo&featur­e=related

21st resurrection. youtube com/watch?v=hJt71ebwh-w&featur­e=related

[EDITHFIVE]

@MrVillabolo All that dead flesh must make for a foul smell around good-ol-Todd. I thought he would gone longer when he was caught cheating on his wife, but last I heard Bentley was messing up the minds of young people recruiting them for what he calls "Joel's Army". Their task will be to hold the handicapped while Bentley pummels them senseless in the name of gud. Bentley will kill someone someday and people will say "we did not realize this would happen."

[MrVillabolo]

@EDITHFIVE:

Edith, Bentley actually has two military style dog tags tattooed on his chest with the words Joel's Army written on them.

He pulls his punches; it's just a show. I'm sure he's already killed people in other ways like inspiring them to avoid medications or continued medical care. we just don't know about it.

But then, all he has to do is resurrect them. George Romero would be proud.

The rest of us better run when that starts happening.

[MrVillabolo]

IBentley the psychotic clown series. #2:

Bentley’s wife has a psychotic fit in church as she relates a bizarre vision about a deceased Oral Roberts showing her a prophetic elephant. No description given of it's color.

Bentley has resurrected the dead:

7th resurrection (My apologies, I haven't been able to track down the first 6 reanimated ones).

Florida Outpouring - Raised from the dead II. youtube com/watch?v=DWCSNoNxKuM&featur­e=related

youtube com/watch?v=XjMYqDHbYtg&NR=1

[AntiYourFacePhD]

Wonder if The Lord also took him to stop taking his meds.

[MrVillabolo]

First installment in the Bentley the psychotic clown series:

Bentley boasts, in front of a laughing audience, that he was told by God to kick an old woman in the face with his biker boot in order to heal her and banged another one’s crippled legs on the floor.

youtube com/watch?v=97WA46li9s8&featur­e=related (Link broken)

Psychotic behavior of worshipers in Bentley’s healing services.

youtube com/watch?v=xTsYSR9kEeg (Link broken)

[hadzhere]

Aaaaabooolsheeeet. Ooh, well bless me, must be my allergies.

[voyzovrezon]

"The Lord" told him. Guess it's harder to sue "The Lord."

[MrVillabolo]

Imagine how rich(er) the manufacturers of Zyprexa, Abilify, Risperdal etc. would be if all Dominionists/NAR/Third Wave/Joel's Army members were forced to seek treatment.

[420gma]

People who say god talks to them scare me !And show proof that this guy had cancer ,broken ribs and a sternum and this idiot made it all go away. I want medical proof !! Fucking phoney !

[AcceptSolitude]

This is the guy that likes to go BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! Your hip is healed, NEXT!... BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM... etc..

pretty hilarious imo

[oldclown]

This is the same charlatan that in 2008 claimed he was raising the dead in Lakeland Florida.

Never saw any of those miracles on the front page of the Times.

He is also the jerk who knocked a old man's tooth out and intentionally kicked an elderly lady in the face because "God told me to do it."

Another Svengali of the sawdust circuit.

[THEkiloniner]

All these stories. No evidence. People, if the Lord is doing all of this marvelous things why aren't you documenting them? Aren't miracles meant to serve as signs from God? How can we believe if we can't see these signs? Is God camera shy? Or are you all just liars? Hmmmm. Let me think. Kind of hard to decide. I'm going with liars.

[InuitInua]

God commands in the bible against tattoos.

lols

[dunivant66]

That's it, beat people! Come on man!!!

[MoMember88]

Well I guess that settles it no need to donate to cancer research any more its over Sam its over /sarcasm

[liw213]

*holds up a sign at a Todd Bentley sermon*

"TODD "THE FRAUD" BENTLEY!"

[MRMikeStrummer85]

Never underestimate the power of religion to make people brain numbingly stupid. Faith healing has the placebo effect and nothing else. This brain dead imbecile didn't cure anything, only doctors can.

[andysim232]

let me see him bring back an amputated leg or arm, then we can talk. Otherwise I call bullshit

[jneagu]

herp and derp

[1993TRS1]

Isn't this the same guy that supposedly gave a woman a new hip by yelling "bam bam bam!?"

[aestevalis0]

I'm gonna have to call shenanigans on this one.

[zEropoint68]

God told me to shoot anyone who says they've punched me because god told them to right in the fucking face.

[Bear5177]

More like Todd Bentley's spectacularly pointless anecdote of crap.

[deepashtray]

I wonder if the Lord told him to get all those tattoos.

[AcceptSolitude]

@deepashtray They're jesus..ish tattoos I'm sure, lewl.

[SeththeWicked]

Gosh I hope I never break my sterdum or my sternum for that matter.

[cmf62]

Idiots......sterdum.....

[starscreamdkmo]

to cure cancer, beat a christian, amen

[MrWindfall]

Personally I would love to see his crotch kick communion services. The "why are you hitting yourself" testimonies would be quite a treat too.

[helios5868]

FAL-con CURE!

[x246869]

Don't drink the Kool-aid and watch out for the punch.

[RedTory59]

What the heck is a "sterdum"?

[flywithmeamerica]

Leviticus 19:28: “You must not make cuts in your flesh for a deceased soul, and you must not put tattoo marking upon yourselves. I am Jehovah.” ...here that fatty?

[proatheism]

pics or didnt happen

[Kopilo1]

I'm willing to believe this if there is some medical documentation to back this up. I want to see the cancer report before and after this Holy Anointing (Falcon Punch). I would like to see the x-rays on the broken rib cage before and after the event and with the man's Primary Doctor verifying this is true. Otherwise, this sounds suspiciously of a falsehood. If there is evidence, let us all look at it and be in awe of God. If not, Todd should be scorned for breaking one of the Ten Commandments.

[nett103]

@Kopilo1 Evidence does not exist in religion. Do not question the lord or ye shall be scorned and burned for all of eternity. You MUST have blind faith my brother!!!

[Kopilo1]

@nett103

Well, I guess that answers why I'm an Atheist.

I came across this article while on RWW.

worldmag.com/articles/15373

The person Todd claimed God healed via his punch... had passed away from cancer.

Please don't take this as a gotcha meme on Christianity. I'm directly pointing this at Todd. Though, I'd use this level of scrutiny on any claim, either minister or doc. For instance, Dr. Burzynski. He is more believable cause he at least has some evidence to back his claims.

[nett103]

@Kopilo1 That's exactly why I'm an Atheist as well. They, the pious, always throw around these miraculous events and do nothing to show evidence to corroborate such outlandish claims. It's all too ridiculous for me.

[BarbaraJD]

When I see a leg grow back on an amputee on stage, then you've got my attention. Never gonna happen though. Wonder why?

[misterdeity]

Well, I'm convinced.

[2xsf]

documentation, or it didn't happen

[HorrorIllogium]

Deplorable.

[gettingolder2]

Well, we know where there going for lying.. "O" wait, there is no hell..

[catpaw2007]

**facepalm** People like this are nothing more than parasites preying on the desperate and the weak.

[MacNutz2]

These morally superior Christians are awfully comfortable with constant lying. Tells me all I need to know about them and the horse shit they promote. Puts their moral claims into proper perspective.

[themiddleman009]

and gods said on to me poop on him and i did... in his mouth and his cancer was gone and replaced with poop...in his mouth

[blackwolf1200]

Mothers have killed their children at home "because it's the Lord". Guess that makes it okay. What kind of sick game is God playing anyway, giving millions of people cancer, then randomly healing a tiny fraction of them, and letting all the others die in pain?

[ZOMGWTFFTL]

Thou shall not lie...fucking liars.

[ffairlane57]

Dude's a fukkin' BAD ASS!

[EntinludeX]

Funny how "Don't try this at home, unless it's The Lord" is as sage advice for miracle healings as it is for suicide bombings.

Funny wierd, not funny ha-ha.