???: I am the Architect. I created the MATRIX.[...]Concordantly, while your first question may be the most Pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.
Neo: Are you the KFC Guy?
Architect: ...yes, I AM Colonel Saunders and everything else you see around you, which is what I've been saying! Weren't you Listening?
Neo: No... not really.
Architect: *sigh* ...listen, your life is the sum of a remainder of[...]
Architect: [...], which has led you, inexorably, here.
Neo: Huh? Oh, I'm sorry... you were saying.
Architect: Hmm, Interesting. That was different from the others.
Screen-Voices: "Different"!? Different How? : Are you saying I'm RETARDED : I want my mommy : What Others? Were they as Handsome? : I AM NOT CRAZY!!! : I want my mommy : WTF are YOU lookin' at !!? : I want my mommy : I want to know, are these Glasses making me...
*Julian-Smith Spoof* : SHUT THE F*CK UP!!! --The Screens fall Silent.
Architect: You existence constitutes the pinnacle of genetic minorities, all the statistical improbabilities of the human race focused into a single entity.
Neo: --unbuttons, unzips, takes it out, then buttons back up *cheesy-grin* How's THIS for statistical improbabilities, you old white Prick!?
I think this would have been a little funnier if the predetermined humor elements as extrapolated from renditions of humouous segments shadowing the original Matrix piece were more in accordance with definitive principles regarding satire vis-a-vis a probability curve not yet allocated to an open source system as organic intelligence. Yeah...that's what was missing.
Ok Iam black and I thought the starting line was funny but how dare someone be so unoriginal and damn near take word for word"verbatium"poor display of your own elocution.
That was poor.... ergo a complete waste of 274 seconds of my life. Seems you have become exceedingly efficient at posting poor quality videos on Youtube. The X in the corner closes this window.
Realmente genial... el toque exacto de todo...
olwaysyouknow 1 year ago
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Neo: Who are you?
???: I am the Architect. I created the MATRIX.[...]Concordantly, while your first question may be the most Pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.
Neo: Are you the KFC Guy?
Architect: ...yes, I AM Colonel Saunders and everything else you see around you, which is what I've been saying! Weren't you Listening?
Neo: No... not really.
Architect: *sigh* ...listen, your life is the sum of a remainder of[...]
Neo: (Bla-bla-bla ...hey, is that HBO!?)
neferiusnexus 1 year ago
Architect: [...], which has led you, inexorably, here.
Neo: Huh? Oh, I'm sorry... you were saying.
Architect: Hmm, Interesting. That was different from the others.
Screen-Voices: "Different"!? Different How? : Are you saying I'm RETARDED : I want my mommy : What Others? Were they as Handsome? : I AM NOT CRAZY!!! : I want my mommy : WTF are YOU lookin' at !!? : I want my mommy : I want to know, are these Glasses making me...
*Julian-Smith Spoof* : SHUT THE F*CK UP!!! --The Screens fall Silent.
neferiusnexus 1 year ago
Architect: You are an Anomaly.
Neo: Ha! I've been called worse.
Architect: You existence constitutes the pinnacle of genetic minorities, all the statistical improbabilities of the human race focused into a single entity.
Neo: --unbuttons, unzips, takes it out, then buttons back up *cheesy-grin* How's THIS for statistical improbabilities, you old white Prick!?
Architect: O.O, I might have... miscalculated.
neferiusnexus 1 year ago
The part when he's spinning around is hilarious!
666789443 1 year ago
the negro part was the only funny one could've been funnier
alexman128 1 year ago
lmao @ hello negro
JuanDeSoCal 2 years ago
damn this video SUCKS big time, what happened with the creativity???
rojato 2 years ago
I think this would have been a little funnier if the predetermined humor elements as extrapolated from renditions of humouous segments shadowing the original Matrix piece were more in accordance with definitive principles regarding satire vis-a-vis a probability curve not yet allocated to an open source system as organic intelligence. Yeah...that's what was missing.
PabloPena108 2 years ago 3
that was really good! lol
Stretedge 3 years ago
RUBBISH!
Chiggs58th 3 years ago
architect looks like david hyde pierce
O0oSorousho0O 3 years ago
george carlin did it better
Boinkmakr 3 years ago
Ok Iam black and I thought the starting line was funny but how dare someone be so unoriginal and damn near take word for word"verbatium"poor display of your own elocution.
lopytube 3 years ago 2
"Hello, negro."
chronodyne 3 years ago 12
@chronodyne im black and that shit was funny!
JWadGallery 7 months ago
wow this is like little kid shit learn how to be funny douches!
djslop 3 years ago
That was poor.... ergo a complete waste of 274 seconds of my life. Seems you have become exceedingly efficient at posting poor quality videos on Youtube. The X in the corner closes this window.
ryderage 3 years ago 10
This was very poor at best.
usageee 4 years ago 4
o m g. It was sort of funny, but to be honest this scene drives me nutto.
~L~
WoosterFanGirl 4 years ago
This has about as much comedic value as "Meet the Spartans"
ligyro 4 years ago
Can you see it Mr. Anderson? This unavoidably SUCKS!!!
M4CHIN4 4 years ago
should have stopped it at 16 seconds...while you were doing well.
pimpazoid 4 years ago 4
they turned a corny movie into a cornier skit
klined 4 years ago
lame
Darthbelal 4 years ago
Biggest pile of shite i have ever seen.
NoahMaslow 4 years ago
Bleh ¬¬
darkninpo 4 years ago
It started with so much promises, what a hunk of shite.
delecron 4 years ago
agreed.
mase15 4 years ago
wtf
TheChariot777 4 years ago
rofl can u say anomaly?
Xenogamer777 4 years ago
hahahaha
T3RM1N83R 4 years ago
I thought that this was rather racist. If you deny it you are ignorant.
Flighn 4 years ago
xD JAJAJ nadie entendio nadaaa!!!
elblitz 4 years ago
And somehow, this made more sense than what was actually said in the movie. That scene still pisses me off.
DEdge1221 4 years ago
This is hilarious!
aardvark1917 4 years ago
um, lol?
InnocentLittleBoy 4 years ago
hahaha ... i love it ! keep doing videos u guys are funny
kurthys 5 years ago
lolololololololololol haha so funny
0b 5 years ago
LOL
googleguz 5 years ago
what the fcuk is that?
dannyb314 5 years ago