RiffTrax w Mike Nelson - Independence Day

[beyondbedandbathisme]

Wait, how come the bottom of the ship is right above the Empire State Building when the World Trade Center (at the time of the movie) was already much taller than the ESB?

[helgard36]

the WTC was in New York - this is in DC - White House is in DC isn't it?

[beyondbedandbathisme]

Have you ever even SEEN the movie?

[Paterson212]

why does everyone hate earth?

[brotherjustincrowe]

Because we make movies like Independence Day.

[commanderkruge]

Nein! Our vonderful German Direktor Herr Eichinger made der Indipendence Day! it is all part of der Plan! Ve also send you der Herr Uwe Boll - Cherman masterminds, vho vill turn ze Americans minds to der Jelly viz ze movies, ya!

Today zer Hollyvud, und tomorrow ze vorld!

[Toongamer]

It's Ah Kee Rah! (Akira) Long live Lord Ah Kee Rah!

[jjaaadddeee]

0.38 lmao!

[EnigmaDrath]

"Hi, homies!"

Word up! XD

[cerealmouse]

"That's just Dick Cheney showing up for work."

[trekfan92]

LMAO

[RockingCatDaddy]

I thought Mike and the guys will make a Tracey Ullman joke because the lady from :40 looks like her lol.

[Yabbablabba]

Cinematic Titanic

[NotQuiteRight]

YOU MUST LEAVE THE BRONX

[SupremeMatrix]

My king is concern if is butt is fat or not.

[funkysistalady]

haha, do you read what you wrote before you post?

[SupremeMatrix]

Why?

[EternalSpacetree]

"Hi homies!"

CUT. PRINT. DONE.

[PaterTuus]

The World Trade Center still stands! 0:41

[Dronetek1]

LOL!

[b17ek]

"HI HOMIES" lol that caught me off guard

[Clb3player]

This is what happens when you don't stop illegal immigration, the illegal "aliens" come.

[Freebleeper]

The King is concerned! LOL!

[migkillertwo]

"that's just dick cheney showing up for work!"

classic

[supersamonhalo]

just the wether balloon!! hahaha

[truexgunnerxchronica]

its akira!

[lifevest1]

Enough with the kelsey grammer! lol!! 5/5!

[juventes]

"Damnit, we can never find a good parking space!"

[5OLO]

the kelsey grammer references are too funny!

[GomerDose]

You assholes were sitting in back of me the last time I went to the movies.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[musha7]

hmm.. you sound mad... The king is concerned!

[LilyoProductions]

Dont worry guys they just want to try our pizza

[TarlZaralka]

But Power Rangers wasnt on cartoonnetwork.

[Zoomer30]

Combining Jurassic Park and ID4:

"Now thats one big weather ballon"

[Eskimospy3000]

Hi homeys!

[GodSendKidDisaster]

"The king is concerned" ahahahaha

[FLAME4564]

teeeeheeeeheheeheh keep this coming man Riffs are so hilarious XD DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAAHa­HAH another hilarious 5/5

[TakaraKing]

does anyone know of anyone on Youtube who posted the full movie ?

[NeutralDrow]

They keep coming up with riffs I never expect...

"It's Akira!"

[AROBASPARK]

"It's Just a weather Balloon !!" HAA !! They Still hadn't Lost the ol' Sarcasim touch !!

[AllTerroristsMustDie]

Ladies & gentlemen: it's time to appoint a blue-ribbon commission!

[WeHeartFilmTrailers]

These comments are STUPID!

[textthing]

Because it's, like, such a good movie.

[noonelovesme01000]

"Its just Dick Cheney coming to work."

[soraalterego]

Why are you harping on Rifftrax?

[itlaiaboy514]

"Hi Homies"! lol!

[luexiana]

OMG, and theres also a reason why they ARE talking through the movie...its their friggin job!

[trublgrl]

OMG, there is a reason we don't like jackasses talking through the movie.

[smunge]

Trublgrl, are you serious?

[WeHeartFilmTrailers]

touche'

[ninjast4r]

The King is concerned.

[hyperrustynail]

"Its just a weather baloon" lols

[leszek29]

hahahahahaha :)

[AntoineDCoolette]

The King is concerned!

[egrantsouth]

I love the reference to the Mooninite scare! It's so weird to be listening to the guys from MST3K talking about stuff that has just happened recently.

[sparkkle2]

'Lou Dobbs was right....'

HAHAHA!... Even funnier when you hear your dad laughing at Lou Dobbs every day :P.

[AngryKid2008]

0:39--"Hi, homies!"

[heavyweaponsguy153]

dont forget to do high school musical and camp rock that would be funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ngobleus]

When the alien ship emerged from the cloud, I was hoping someone would say "Look, it's a flying upside-down pizza!"

[xtreembordom]

CAN YOU SCORE US ANY KNICKS TICKETS?!

[IamTrapped]

"The king is concerned" Funny

[FirstTsurugi06]

I lol'd every time one of you buzzed like a fly when Jeff Golblum came on the screen.

[startfscratch]

hi homies is the best line ever

[CompareMe]

"it's just a weather balloon"

[JaysCyYoung1]

*Alien ship hovers over the White House*

"Oh that's just Dick Cheney showing up for work."

I admited I lawled.

[BringbackSWATcats]

Too true.

[brrrenna]

"Maybe they're just scoping out a Parkside luxury condo"  "Can't afford it"

[troggdorthesecond]

"Hi Homies" LOL!!

[PumaPumaPride]

"Loud Dobbs was right" LMAO!

[BelovedCaptain]

hey homies! =P

[isthatmygun]

maybe its captain planet. hes just trying to stop global warming

[Windclaw]

"The King is concerned!"

Naw, he was just telling that guy his ship sails in the morning, and wondering what was for dinner!

"See what happens when you don't curb illeagl immigration?"

[whatever678]

He's so hungry, he could eat an octorock!

[ZacharyWDS17]

Maybe they can someday have peace. That IS what true warriors strive for...

[SpamNapkin]

"I'm guessing this is one of those irresponsible PR stunts for the Cartoon Network"

lol mooninites

[sagesaria]

Akira references ftw

[ViperJones]

lol the reference to Jeff Goldblum's "The Fly" remake.

[Doorhenge]

"Time to appoint a blue ribbon commission"

Exactly how congress would act in this situation!

[Joerexia]

You know, that spaceship is moving awfully slowly for a vessel capable of traversing light-years

[Elera]

Ha! C'mon, everyone slows down when they're parking. ;)

[rafanavega]

Or inside a dramatic scene.

[graph180]

LOL at the Akira reference.

[Satchelbsamia]

"thats just dick cheney showing up for work"

my favorite for sure

[cakeforrachie]

Lawlz at the illegal immigration comment ;)

[Urlacher101]

"Hey Homies" LOL

[davemcgaha]

I'm guessing this is just one of those, uh, PR stunts for the Cartoon Network.

haha you might get that more if you're from Boston.

[daliwndrland]

Oh man! I started dying laughing at that! I remember when that happened and it was the biggest deal, I couldn't believe it was on the news!

[Windclaw]

The Moonenites flip some folks off in Boston and the whole city goes apeshit! Classic.

[FatalKitsune]

I don't care WHAT movie they're mocking. You can make fun of pretty much anything that comes on. All I care about is their jokes - which are spot on in this instance. Nice work!

[singlelad29]

why take the piss out of a good film, shut up man

[Tareltonlives]

Good point, but why are you posting it with this episode? It's Independence Day, for chrissakes

[darky5k1987]

They should've mentioned Scientology's Xenu

[gagnorhawkk]

"Thats just Dick Cheney showing up for work." teeheehee!

[tscastro114]

What we're watching is phase two of Dick Cheney's Plan to destory us all.

Phase 1: F**k up the Government.

Phase 2: Have the U.F.O.'s from this movie destory every landmark in the world.

Phase 3: Have the Death Star blow up the earth.

[tscastro114]

Correction: What we're watching is phase two of Dick Cheney's Plan to destroy us all.

Phase 1: F**k up the Government.

Phase 2: Have the U.F.O.'s from this movie destroy every landmark in the world.

Phase 3: Have the Death Star blow up the earth

Sorry for error.

[Mattteus]

nice Akira reference

[0mni42]

Kelsey Grammar? huh?

[SenseiRebel]

It's cuz he crashed his car a bunch of times. I dunno.

[visceralgristle]

He's a drunk.

[brtshstel]

Kelsey Grammar rolled his Dodge Viper while drunk.

[althealchemist]

The mothership battle at the end of independence day is a complete ripoff of star wars however I have to say even though the movie was pretty stupid I enjoyed it. I saw 300 and didn't enjoy it THAT much until I saw Mike comment on it. And actually I enjoy Rifftrax more than MST3k just because these newer films are easier to sit through.

[reichmarshall]

The battle at the end of star wars is a complete ripoff of WW2 dogfight movies.

[althealchemist]

Hi Homies!!!!

[elit3darkness]

"ITS AKIRA LONG LIVE LORD AKIRA"-Mike I wish they would do the whole movie!!

[Tralman1965]

Kelsey Grammer.

[PerryPlanet]

"That's just Dick Cheney showing up for work!"

[ShoesB3tch]

rofl at 0:38

[KDANTEATER]

1:54 is classic!

[fuzzywzhe]

This was such a lousy film.

[fuzzywzhe]

You're serious? People actually liked this film?

This film was endlessly hyped for weeks all over the country, and it did suck. It's advertising campaign consisted of filming actors repeat "wow! It's such an amazing film!" in various ways in front of theaters.

The plot was stupid. The ending moronic. It was a mindless bubblegum flick. If aliens wanted to take over Earth, they'd just drop a few dozen neutron bombs.

[TELMEman]

Don't forget the forgettable and bland characters. Oh wait, you did. LOL XD

[JDizzle4ever]

r u serious i loved this movie ur prolly the 1 outa 1,000,000 who didnt like this movie o well ur own fault ur life sucks

[Bobzeaux]

This movie's hardly brilliant and has its share of stretches, but there are soooooo many more movies out there that are a LOT worse than this in so many ways.

[magpiepeck]

Yes, ID4 is a "bad" movie, but on some levels, it's entertaining. Sometimes, people just want to enjoy cheesy, no-brainer films. We've all sat through Pirates of the Carribean or Titantic and said, "wow, this movie is completely idiotic, but dammit, I'm enjoying myself!"

[fuzzywzhe]

> Sometimes, people just want to enjoy

> cheesy, no-brainer films.

Sometimes?

Based on my recs I'm getting, it appears to be nearly all the time. I guess at 37, I'm just too old to enjoy this garbage at all anymore. I guess I've just grown out of it entirely.

[ArekExcelsior2]

I didn't think Pirates of the Caribbean was brainless at all.

[fuzzywzhe]

> I didn't think Pirates of the Caribbean was

> brainless at all.

I didn't watch it.

The last film that came out that I throughly enjoyed was Memento, I think. Batman Begins showed me what a bad actress is, Aeon Flux showed me that even a cartoon can be ludicrously dumbed down, Sunshine demonstrated that 99% of the population couldn't pass a high school science test.

[magpiepeck]

Sunshine really ticked me off because it could've been good. The performances were right on and the visuals were phenomenal. But alas, it devolved into a mediocre slasher flick. It was like someone stuck two screenplays together and was like "Here, shoot this. It'll be funny."

[Astro7Nut]

Dick cheny heading to work!!!

I love this...

[stewiesfan2011]

you both ruined a good movie!!!!!!!!!

[fuzzywzhe]

> you both ruined a good movie!!!!!!!!!

No, here's how you ruin a movie:

The aliens are destroyed by a virus from a PowerMac, a shameless plug for a stupid computer.

As if alien computers could be infected by a tinker toy like a PowerMac.

There, THAT'S ruining a movie, but not a good movie.

[harukishinju]

You know, to be perfectly accurate, it's a PowerBook.

[drugfckd]

does anyone no any of the songs that are on this film plz?

[19LettersLong]

for something so easy to make fun of, this guy does a terrible job.

[twinturbogod]

lets see you do it then?

[arktuculies]

I love the way Vice Dick arrives to work.

[tscastro114]

I knew one day he would destory us all.

[martemaniac]

why dont you just shut up and let us see the f*king movie.

[DenOfVipers]

Because that kinda already happened, or should have, over a decade ago?

[apophis16]

Long live Lord Akira!

[VGasshole]

It's so good to hear these guys again, between Rifftrax and Cinematic Titanic, it seems like the old MST3K crew really loved their work!

[ijb446]

This was so stupid.

[bogulmon]

Don't talk about your face like that

[Dinodain]

"Thats just Dick Cheney showing up for work."

[indyfox007]

Kelsey Grammar, Kelsey Grammar, Kelsey Grammar, definitely Kelsey Grammar!

[bluestubs]

WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??

[indyfox007]

the car crash scene

[bluestubs]

i think alians have something to do with WTC

[VirusofLife182]

LOLCONSPIRACYTHEORYzOMG!!!!1

Phail.

[Zabivelli]

man that voice..GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND SHUT UP..YOUR NOT FUCKIN FUNNY BITCH..SHUT YOUR UGLY ASS MOUTH SOB!!

[FeliciaZezili]

I don't think they are hurt by you words, they're making money off this. If I was making money for making fun of a movie, you could swear up and down and I'd point and laugh.

[Zabivelli]

come onnnn...you must have a dcik in ya brains girl..how the fuck is this funnny??..i want to watch that shit and they are talkin bullshit!..fuck them..

[JellicleKitten]

If you want to watch the movie without anyone talking over it, then go buy a copy for yourself and sit alone in your room.

Otherwise, stop making yourself look like a jackass.

[Zabivelli]

listen women...HOW IN THE FUCK IS THIS FUNNY..dont get me wrong im a nice person..check my vids..but damn i dont get whats funny about these punks talkin over the movie!!

[JellicleKitten]

Here, I'll talk in all caps as well so you get the hint.

THAT'S THE POINT OF RIFFTRAX. IT'S POKING FUN AT THE MOVIE.

And I beg to differ about you being a nice person when you accuse someone of "having a dick" in their brain for enjoying this.

[Zabivelli]

wuahahah having a dick wuahaha..yes she has a duck in her brain for thinkin this shit is funny..this is not funny..i would love to kick therzzz azz for thiss useless use of youtube space

[JellicleKitten]

I happen to think this is funny as well. And besides, Youtube is one of the best ways of advertising projects such as this. Again, stop making yourself look like a jackass!

[Zabivelli]

womennnnnnnn...you..you.you...­.mm aiight enjoy his video than..ur 22?..u ant got vid of ya self...mm aiigt peace

[sstdog]

umm your profile says your 19, but i doubt thats the case due to you horrible spelling and grammar. If you dont like the movie then you dont watch it, its simple, As has been said before, stop making yourself look like a jackass

[Zabivelli]

go fuck ya self old man..why u feel like to coment me..this shit stinksand not funny..every one got his own opinion..

[sstdog]

yes, true everyone has an opinion but yours was the opinion of a jackass. If you dont like it dont even comment it. And have you ever been to school? seriously your grammar is worse than a dogs. Stop making yourself look like a jackass

[Zabivelli]

man your an other punks ass..im not english and i still can write english maybe not well..but can you say somthing in dutch? persian? dari?..fuckin NO..so shut the fuck up gay..when your language skills are as far as mine, then you can comment me..fuck this boring vid. get it off from youtube please

[sstdog]

I thought youtube was for everyone. I believe you should erase your account of youtube because you are a jackass. Prove to me that you can write all those languages.

P.S

FuckinG ANother punK, with no S  MabYE

[Zabivelli]

youtube is for everyone, but not for shit like this and fags like you "Mr.I'm a Fagot"

how you want me to write persian or dari when i can't type in arabic alphabet, but i still can write for you dutch --> Kut kop ga je homo comments aan iemand anders geven ouwe geit! and ooh yeh..

German -> sstdog ist eine flikker

what language you want more he?

and DAMN FUCk this VID!

[sstdog]

wow your very imachure "Mr.I'm a Fagot" and how dare you say that this is shit, yet your the jackass whos posting stupid shit. Give me a constructive ENGLISH sentence that tells me why this movie is shit.

[sstdog]

your also an idiot. Dont think your better then me and learn to spell you idiot. Pssh some linguist

[bogulmon]

Will you both shut the fuck up!

[sstdog]

lol, atleast my cause is just, hes telling me there is freedom of speech and everyone has there opinions but he says this video is shit and shouldent be on youtube, thats fucked up

[routhoula]

you americans are funny. almost as funny as greeks.;)