Brian Regan - Emergency Room [Better Quality]

[RosettaStonedCTJ]

22 people have extremely small cocks

[TheDiamondCurse]

im only imploding

[BeastMonkey3]

Check out BeastMoneky3 on Youtube

[xPINKYx94]

lol



[ColdRiceBall]

"How would you rate your pain?"

"4 stars."

LOL Gotta love how sarcastic Regan is.

[13freshiek]

hah my sister just had a natural birth and still said it was only a 7.

[crazyunkle]

Saw him several times at The Funny Firm in Chicago 20 years ago! He just got funnier & funnier every time I saw him. I'm really glad to see how successful he's become.

[DaNukePaintballGames]

Gonna Buy It!!!!!!!!!

[NickNinja369OwnedU]

Kiss your hand 10x

Say your crushes name 15x

Post to 2 other videos

Look at your hand

[Hermunkle]

@NickNinja369OwnedU you forgot slap self in face 5x for posting

[sorellacamilla]

"Would rather have shards of glass in my ass..." Hahahahahaha. :-D

[globetrekker86]

"Quit moanin! We're all hurt!" Hahahaha... "The whole floor's like a haunted choir. " I love this guy. Funniest comic ever!

[EasternPancakes77]

IM A 4, NO A 2, NO AN NEGATIVE ELEVENTEEN!!!!! Rofl

[manro451]

He is one of the funniest comedians that ever lived, along wirh him nick swardson and bill burr

[brightsorcerer]

I love him! Simple recordings do not do him justice, you gotta see his distinct mannerisms. Definitely one of my favorite comedians. Thanks for all these uploads!

[k9ty]

My favourite act!!! Lol love it!! So funny

[mwahahagirl456]

morphine?? thats what they gave the guy in Saving Private Ryan right before he Died! okay imma 4! imma 0! uh im negative eleventeen! LOOOVEEE IITTT(:

[ave6500]

merg everybody merg im only inploding

[samraborg]

Say 8!

[xxKammi12]

When I was 7 I broke my femur bone in three places.....it was unbelievably painful. One of the most horrible things I've ever been through....it would be past the number 10 Lololol xD

[jenluvjake]

kindof reminds me of one of my frineds

[jenluvjake]

4 stars

[AA72AA72]

This was his opening joke. He had the audience dying before the show even started. Hands down best opening joke ever!

[carleen112233]

WHO HAD THE AUDACITY TO NOT PUT THIS ON ITUNES?!?!? i can't find it...... I found "Stupid in School" though :D

[CandH2manvids]

3% of these viewers got out moaned!

[Samie1087]

SAY 8!!

[2009harts]

A teacher at my school is related to him some how:) but I love him he's hilarious!!!

[3DGloverAARfan]

he kinda looks like Jim Carrey

[lucanianman]

Oh man, who agrees that this has to be in the at least the top three of Regan's best bits?

[pretorious700]

@lucanianman #1=walkie talkie!!!

[567Countrygal]

okay you go in....

tell them your shot...

ask them if they validate...

hahahahaha

[chrono4203]

Well it SEEMS.....like everything on my inside, wants to be on my outside.

[99moneylover]

looks like will ferrel or seth rogan

[mjlane420]

Happy 8 day!

[skysamfreeman]

19 people didn't get any 8.

[CoreyRJones]

@channyandseddiefan 19 people

[epicturnip]

XD You go in, tell them you're shot! lolololol

[zakwani88]

he lloks more like will ferell

[NelsonGreen11]

He looks like Jim Carey!!!!!!!!

[JoeDan54DX]

This is even longer than Lousy in Little League! My favorite is "Animals." From the CD Brian Regan Live.

[scoobydoo13rox]

Thumbs up if you use Flintstone vitamins!!!

[cindymairi]

did you get some 8?

[AA72AA72]

17 people got out moaned at the hospital and thought they had the AUDACITY to say they were at a level 10!!!

[JonasPolsky]

I've been to the Irvine Improv. Don't hate.

[carebear12344]

"i'm dying too..." "ok, you go ahead..."

[scoobydoo13rox]

I think i heard a rib crack from laughing so hard!

[moewmix71598]

merge everybody merge i'm only imploding (: ahahah

[indielovesunicorns]

"I don't understand my own visuals." Hahaha!

[gking407]

This is hilarious, I work in a hospital and I laughed out loud at this.

[AA72AA72]

Hands down the funniest opening joke to any comedy special ever PERIOD He already was killing the crowd and had them crying after his first joke.

[RANDomstuff0709]

he does a good chewbacca hahaha

[grevejp44]

I give this two enthusiastic thumbs up.

[K2M5Crunner]

1:22 do his facial expressions remind you of Jim Carrey?

[PlushNSpaciousStudio]

Can you park this cause I need to colapse immediately!! =D TELL'EM YOU'RE SHOT!!!!!!!!

[TravellingMusician]

I gotta out-moan him!

[cullymak]

im going to see him live

[theoneandonlytslover]

Funny!! Eight!!!!! Pick number 8!!

[KrazyNinja01]

14 people called 911 on the floor cant reaching the like button

[jeremiah9654]

I'm on gurney

[jhogn1001]

Say eight! Say eight! Happy eight day! Did you get some eight? What am I doing? You can't throw numbers. I don't understand my own visuals. Haha love him to death

[TaylorMadeN9T]

"No, after you! Merge everybody merge... I'm only imploding!"

[beaniek4]

I LAUGHED SO HARD DURING SOME OF THE PARTS! During the moaning one, I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe for a second! Brian Regan rocks! XD

[joejones1991]

7:04 I BLEW IT haha

[angelfacecutie547]

im a -11 teen!



[heyRae2011]

""How would you rate your pain?" umm 4 stars...two enthusiastic thumbs up!"

[victherattlehead77]

6:08 "Who the Hell, Had The AUDACITY to say they were at a LEVEL 10!?"

[EGRASgames]

@victherattlehead77 I the hell had the AUDACITY to say i was at a level ten

[Dave3064]

Having just been through the hospital for an emergency surgery, this was spot on!!!! "How do you rate your pain?" LOL!!! That is so true!!! Actually I got to see Brian live two weeks after my surgery! So much win!!!

[InvaderMel13382]

I'll go park and u go a head and tell them your shot

[RgWskate]

I almost pissed myself at 2:05

[Frutoses]

His shirt is not buttoned right! I still love him to death. Even more.

[glenzo100]

merge everybody merge. I'm only imploding

[345HidanLover]

XDD I love the way his voice cracks when he says 'TELL 'em YOUR SHOT" XDD

[jdunnatl]

Okay, you go in! Tell 'em your shot!

[dragonblaze260]

"i'm a four i'm a zero i'm a negative elenteen!!!" XD

[lazy4life678]

What seems to be the problem?....Well it SEEMS, It seems like everything on my inside wants to be on my outside. BUT IM NO DOCTOR.

[negrita4christ7]

who had the odacity to say he was at a level TEN!! hahahaaaa

[zexykun1]

12 people didn't say eight.

[addy72298]

SAY EIGHT!!!!

[bartybart1000]

12 people don't know good humour



[Yazajag]

@bartybart1000 14 people don't know good humour... :-/

[supersonc82]

who the hell would dislike this?

[TheKaileyTV]

@supersonc82 People who are twos. xD

[shoma365]

so much brian regan! so little time! D:

[TheKaileyTV]

"It's killing me."

"How would you describe your pain?"

"It's killing me.... I don't know if you remember that part." xD

[Dillsion1]

8:15 where I left off.

[MARYJOE20O]

this is so funny at a level 10 oh my gosh im crying cuz im laffing so much

[afauver14]

CHEWY!!!!!!!

[Travjo28]

since i subscribed to can you subscribed to u 8)

[goldenluver33]

Well it seems, that everything on my inside wants to be on my outside

[senatorcaddy]

..."tell 'em your shot." lmao

[woobiwoodpecker1]

3:52 it's chewbaka

[thunktank]

One of the most underrated comedians out there.

[MoonGoddessSunGod]

Lol this is still funny but not as funny now that I'm in first responder at school and actually understand all the questions. :P

[JothanMoviesINCorig]

10 people were laughing sooooo hard, they missed the like button.

[345HidanLover]

Funniest comedian and he doesnt even cuss nearly at all! :DD

[MsSbolin]

10 people must really love the Emergency Room.

[missbobbie60]

Been there and done that routine!

[halfdragonAndawsum]

"Can u get me some pain killers or something? This pain is killing me."

"How would you describe your pain?"

"It's killing me. I dunno if you remember that part. Just, Ouch."

that part gets me every time XD

[kk4ever1]

LOL im 99% sure that reegan's describing his experience with hemmorhoids.

[lilAlli1000]

those 10 dislikes..... are at a level 1!

[MegaMcgrammer]

emerge everybody emerge

[catstrut713]

@MegaMcgrammer merge

[miloandot]

@MegaMcgrammer dumbass

[MrRandom715]

Uhhh can you come get me?

[sammilovesjb1]

i cant stop laughing!!

[StringBeanSaga]

Stupid in school is my favorite by him.

[DDPstudio]

@StringBeanSaga but did you walk on the moon? #memonster

[TANGINGER13]

@StringBeanSaga this one is da best

[MPieter88]

@StringBeanSaga

THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!!

[kmoser444]

"No, after you. I'm only imploding!"

So funny!!

[BIGNIG2500]

the outmoaning part was freakin hillarious!

ooooooooooohhhhhhh

AAAaaaaaaahhh

woooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[BIGNIG2500]

anyone else ever notice that brian regan videos are in the related column on jim gaffigan videos and vice versa

[meganinfante]

@BIGNIG2500 thats how i found brian regan :b

[jamesundeee]

the throwing numbers scene my favorite part

[DtNGangstaz]

The dislike bar is at a level 10

[Goldenstorm196]

"can i park there i think im gonna die!"

"i'm dieing too!"

"oh ok!.....ill go up a couple levels!! hmmmmhmmmHMMMMhmmmm"

[austo52000]

wow... that is so o o o o funny but why is it sped up? ish?

[MentalReboot]

2 enthusiastic thumbs up!

[logawfull]

Define hell. A night out with the nine people that disliked this.

[dicetheace]

this guy is FUNNY!!!

[0428mar]

You have to be funny to be funny.

[xxemokittyx3]

Would rather have shards of glass in my ass

[HappyLightning1]

im stupid in school...i spell using numbers like negative eleventeen and cant figure out how to get the goodness of pop tarts inside me!!!!!!! |8_(

[HappyLightning1]

im stupid in school...i apell using numbers like negative eleventeen and cant figure out how to get the goodness of pop tarts inside me!!!!!!! |8_(

[HappyLightning1]

mystery moaning patient GRUUUUAAAAAAAHHHH GUUUAAAHHHHHHH GAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU lol

[DForce0]

How in the world could there be 9 viewers disliking this vid?

[Barbecuedpoodle]

To hell with the people that dislike Brian Regan!

[alexis474542]

@SistaLuv4 found it :D

[Buffjinx27]

Damnit all I couldfind was a bunch of upside down M's darn!

[SistaLuv4]

Find the v if u do i will subscribe to u

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[StwabewwyLover]

@SistaLuv4 I FOOUND IT! ^-^!

[wizzturkey]

@SistaLuv4 i found it :D

[Drakamor12]

@SistaLuv4 Found it in 2 seconds :P

[darklucario137]

9 people accidentally said 10

[little0kid0lover]

so much better than dane cook

[Doglover960]

@FMLdoodez That is totally right! I almost choked on my burger watching this! Thats how absolutly hilarious Brian is

[FMLdoodez]

It's kind of dangerous having food and drink out with a comedian in the room, thats an accident waiting to happen.

[crazyassasinator]

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[captianbrazil]

one of the funniest guys out there

[metal10137]

TELL HIM THAT YOUR SHOT! ROFL

[Corshawl]

My manager busted his femur bone and was out for a month

[cwshanks]

UR my long lost brother by jonathan shanks

[Broncosfan2011]

I'm only imploding!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha­ha!!!!!!

[acarson529a]

He is the best. I've seen him many times in concert.

[NozomiKujo0]

agree with you under me, lee evans = legend this =  :|

[RonJosueCas]

I didn't laugh, at all, he was funny, but not laughable funny

[UmlautBanana]

7 people are only imploding.

[wafflelopagus]

the other 5 were her children

[jck1794]

it's not just the jokes that are funny, it's the way he talks and moves that really make me crack up.

[Dikalikapuka]

the femur ward.. lmfao

[barkul33]

Hes the only guy that can make me laugh without cursing

[nascarfanatic2425]

6 people were watching this from the Emergency Room.

[WolfTheAlpha]

@nascarfanatic2425 That wouldn't make sense...since they would be laughing out loud and then the next day they will be recovered from him. ^^

[nascarfanatic2425]

@WolfTheAlpha lol True, true. But in that case, WHO HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY THEY DISLIKE THIIIISSS?!!!!! GIMMIE A SLEDGE HAMMER, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT A DISLIKE IS!!!!! MR. PARTY POOPERS!!!!!!!!!!

[LoganLermanIsTheBomb]

i cant stop laughing

[lifeform106]

Why is there a dislike button? He makes the funniest jokes out there!

[4everanime100]

most people that trie to be funny have to cuss, but not him! he makes me in tears every time!!!!OMG XD

[gaaraizallmine]

5 people was beaten by Brian in a moaning contest

[DRJUDOJEFF]

5 people said ten >:D

[Sum41FoEva]

I'm on a gurny...

[Dancerluvs12]

3 ppl gave birth while there femur bone waz cracked in half:)lol

[Dancerluvs12]

3 ppl havnt been to the hospital and havent said 8!!!

[TwilightLover26760]

"What seems to be the problem"

"I don't know thats why I'm here"

[sdsharks]

@2:35 is the best part....



[skybluegirl02]

I LOVE YOU BRIAN REGAN!!!!!

[LuvPuertoRico]

I've had some 8 before...PPL SERIOUSLY SAY 8!!!