Wait, How Many Stitches?! (Hilarious Injury Story)

[YungDetric60]

Wen i 1st saw u on that Meeting Bo Burnham video i thought u wuz stupid. But now i realize yo videos iz kinda funny cuz its bout everyday situations. Keep em cummin

[Schubes17]

@YungDetric60 im glad you enjoy!

[KatieCarnation]

I just discovered if you say twenty-leven it sounds just like eleven but flows better :D

[Schubes17]

@KatieCarnation indeed

[BroughtbytheletterZ]

This is not a bash, but your hair looked like Moe from the Three Stooges for a second there. I would change a shirt with an American flag on it too. Jimmy the Galvones just didn't want you knowing his secret mafia family on-goings, so he bashed your finger...because...it's a loudmouth? I thought novocaine was for teeth, but that just proves your finger has a mouth. At least you don't have diabetes to prick your finger every day. Bad audio=bad kungfu movie=Chinese finger lock=ouch. Salad.

[Schubes17]

@BroughtbytheletterZ haha i like the idea that Jimmy is in the mafia haha. haha it does seem as if my finger has/is a mouth. bad kung fu movie style indeed.

[philid123]

Is it just me or is the video out of sync?

BTW I think it would've looked cool if you made a Frankenstein faces on your finger, since it has stitches and all...have an idea, rub that finger again (till it rips out again), get the stitches back and make that Frankenstein finger!

[Schubes17]

@philid123 yes its outta sync. Frankenstein face? eh... probably be a tad creepy

[thunderstruck560]

we all know youre just trying to fulfil your dreams of being in a badly dubbed martial arts movie.

[Schubes17]

@thunderstruck560 haha you've discovered me!

[DavidWoodFX]

Awesome story, awesome audio fail, and awesome 11-year old self humor. But I think you need to find some new background music. :)

[Schubes17]

@DavidWoodFX yeah, i used a new song in my newest vid

[joe4ever36]

Mr. Schubert,

Well, I did click your video. However, I stopped paying much attention right after you said "stitches" and showed your finger. bahahaha

Sincerely,

Joseph

[Jessdmann]

Ha nice

[TheSweetestVegan]

Wow, amazing story

[Schubes17]

@TheSweetestVegan why thank you

[sponge917]

Hahaha. I got stitches once, but I was in some way off the map place in Italy and they didn't give me novocaine. It was rather painful but after hearing your reaction to the novocaine shot maybe it was for the best lol

[Schubes17]

@sponge917 haha maybe it was

[mastersewer2]

LOL AUDIO GLITCH. I remember something about lazy youtubers and the hate word JKJK That was hilarious.

[Schubes17]

@mastersewer2 hahaha touche. in my defense, I was running late to work and couldn't really check the audio

[mastersewer2]

@Schubes17 I was only joking~ ^^ Have fun working and earning those dollars

[realkef]

poor boy

[supersharayah]

bahaha. Nice haircut. :) I just realized it, but just watching you tell the story was entertaining, let alone the story itself. You were like all over the place. This was posted after 2011 started, Schubes.

[Schubes17]

@supersharayah haha thank you. and I filmed this before 2011, Sharayah.

[smoshwatcher100]

"4 STITCHES!! DAD!"

[emosquit]

Stitches are fun! I have so many scars on my belly it disturbs people at school, although they are placed so it looks like I have a tonedish stomach, despite being fat \o/

WOW omg, changing magic FTW! :D

[Schubes17]

@emosquit haha

[TheRydog100]

JUST CALL IT '11!!! #FreznedCampaign

[kpoploverfeva]

Lol i have an hilarious story bout stiches

When I was about 6or 7 I was at chucky cheeze for a friends bday party and we were eating at a table and I was on the inside so when I was done asked the dude siting next to me if he could get out so I could. Well he refused and me being an impatient kid tried to crawl under the table..after that I blacked out. But they said someone accidently kicked me and I ran into that pole that holds the table up..yeah tooth went thro my lip. 15 stiches!!!

[Schubes17]

@kpoploverfeva hahaha hilarious

[ImmaturityCrewProd]

yay audio... good story

[Schubes17]

@ImmaturityCrewProd thank you sir

[randomtinkfan93]

Just call it "eleven"?

[missqueeniestea]

You have a koosh ball head.

Don't worry, it's a good thing.

[Schubes17]

@missqueeniestea okay? haha

[Justtubed]

when i got stitches in my lips, the shot hurt more than anything too. i cried.

[Schubes17]

@Justtubed i can imagine that shot hurting

[elffia]

Stealing frezned's idea to call it 11 are we? hmm?

and yay! you have a girlfriend! *does happy dance*

[Schubes17]

@elffia i don't watch frezned at all, so I guess I'm not stealing his idea. and if i am, it's by accident. And yes, I have a girlfriend. huzzah!

[elffia]

@Schubes17 oops! Sorry - didn't mean to accuse.

[joe4ever36]

Dear Mike:

PLEASE AVOID POTENTIALLY MISLEADING (?) TITLES. I FREAKING THOUGHT YOU LOST A LIMB OR SOMETHING AND THAT I'D HAVE A HANDICAPPED SUITEE.

Sincerely,

Joseph

[Schubes17]

@joe4ever36 Ha! It got you to click the video, therefore, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! (but seriously, sorry to scare you...kinda)

[TheAsianZing]

hahaha that reminds me of a story that i had freshman year of hs...stitches suck!

[Schubes17]

@TheAsianZing agreed.

[purplepenguin09]

You're such a great storyteller. I loved it! =D

[Schubes17]

@purplepenguin09 I'm happy to hear it!

[Waccygrl14]

Wo, wo, wo. Back up GF? And u havent told us. Some love. :(

[Schubes17]

@Waccygrl14 I've mentioned her in 3 videos and she appeared in one. Someone isn't watching all of my videos..... some love.

[hellaaesther]

@lifemakesmelaf You never say you have stretch marks out loud! Haha. But it's okay. I'm pretty sure every person has at least one.. except me..

[TopHatKitty]

This made me smile :D

[Schubes17]

@TopHatKitty yay!

[thathoopy]

Awesome video. YeaaahHH. Haha.

[Schubes17]

@thathoopy glad you liked it!

[nickrockon]

joyce is so hott

good call on this story!!

[Schubes17]

@nickrockon haha thanks bro

[vkshields]

lol eleven isnt one sylable longer than ten...... its two longer than ten.... lol

[Schubes17]

@vkshields i know. i meant to say "extra syllables." not "syllable."

[MissKriekentaart]

I have zero scars

[lifemakesmelaf]

@MissKriekentaart honestly? you must have lived a sheltered life hahah :) ive never had stitches but i have the occasional scar and dont get me started on stretch marks. yes im 17 and ive got stretch marks ):

[Schubes17]

@MissKriekentaart lucky.

[billtvmacon]

Lesson learned. Doctors and nurses lie! Or at least stretch the truth. When the doctor says "this is going to be a little uncomfortable" ...run from the room.

Exactly!The reason the Mayan decided to end the world on 2012 instead of twenty-eleven was because it would take the History Channel narrators so much longer to say the tear.

[billtvmacon]

@billtvmacon Um "year" typing FAIL

[Schubes17]

@billtvmacon hahaha hilarious comment from a hilarious man, as always

[IRBM]

congratz on the gf!

[Schubes17]

@IRBM *blushes adorably*

[razzamellon]

Waiiit have you told this story before or have i just had dejavu??

[grandlakehornets2015]

@razzamellon i think he kinda summed it up in an older ...

[Schubes17]

@razzamellon I mentioned it in a collab video I did for theAxisofAccents. very brief summary

[evmoneyTV]

your story had me in stitches.  ba doom ch!

[Schubes17]

@evmoneyTV hahaha epic

[pointechik09]

Funny story. Though the sound was out of synch for half the video, in case you didn't know.

[Schubes17]

@pointechik09 yeah, didnt know that when I uploaded

[tonythephatone]

O.o whoa... audio got a little goofed at the end there... honestly makes the video more hillarious, if also way (way) more confusing.

[Schubes17]

@tonythephatone yeah. sorry about that one

[nabashes]

x] always freakin awesome vids. and nearly always a reply too ;P

[Schubes17]

@nabashes thank you. and yes, I do my best to reply

[ntcssj]

That reminds me of my brother, he got at least 6 stitches probably because he broke his friends window, long story... :P

[Schubes17]

@ntcssj damn. sounds funny though

[craigmac1989]

i think I missed something at the end

[Schubes17]

@craigmac1989 yeah, fucked up audio probably helped with that

[HomySpook]

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