TROLL THIRST

[CraziesLoveNerds]

I B TROLLIN. PENIS??!!

[OrgodemirDQ7]

I wonder how many people understand the Candlejack meme joke in this. You know, where at the end it cuts off his sen-

[TheWolfman510]

@OrgodemirDQ7 I. Love. Freakizoid. :D

[SkywisetheStargazer]

lulz

[j4ck3t]

this is so ... EPIC !!!!!!!!!!!!

[poopdogy]

wow this is actully a good spin off of powerthirst good job!

[bennyandjenn]

Gayyyyyyy

[ProfessionalManlyMan]

I was prepared to be disappoint.

I was not disappoint. Therefore, I am disappoint.

Paradox achieved.

[NinjaMinkzx]

Goatse to a Disney Film XDDDD

[xxkirbysonicxx1]

TURBO MEMES

[GARETHQUAILE]

Did he really say Candlejack... I think he d-

[FirepoxNB]

I just lost the game

[AmericanPatriot1994]

Muffins.

[sadduspetrus]

This guy had way too much 4chan.

[Medigato]

@sadduspetrus there is no such thing as too much 4ch

[fleshstripper]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ME GUSTa



[TraceSpades]

4chan sent me

[splinterFIREify]

Helgan trolling/

lol

[Swizzyj3]

LOL



[Dream1nColour]

over 9000 weaboos



[specialjoelle]

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand­leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeJACK

[TheRealOReqZ]

Noo girls on the internet D:

That means all I have to look at now is gay porn!!! D::::

Sad Face :(

[psychovamp6667]

D: I M FA-KING SCARED NOW.

[nfvawter]

I. Want.

[Comrade4561]

Epic troll voice .

[Blutquell]

rule 14

[EmperorFishFinger]

"Turbo memes" is a colloquialism. The scientific name is "extrememes".

[kotercheco]

Trololololol

[pizzicatoblue]

Classic



[DesuKitteh]

400 Weeabos o-o

[kawaiifreak860]

@DesuKitteh

Oh god, it's the APACOLYPSE!

400 WEEABOOS EXIST! D:

[DesuKitteh]

@kawaiifreak860 Oh Noes :'C -runs n hides- /).(\

[kawaiifreak860]

@DesuKitteh

HAHA! lol

-Weeaboos pop up and start raping everything and being just all over annoying- FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

-gets on microphone: CODE 666 KILLIFY NOW!-

[DesuKitteh]

@kawaiifreak860  LOL.

[MadThad0890]

What was that I heard about lolis?

[drummerboy69able]

the game.

[TheStfu1000]

@drummerboy69able ??

[DesuKitteh]

lolwut?

[DracoAzule]

Hey I'm a furfag. =D

Lets see how well this drink works.

[deeerp1]

@DracoAzule yor suuch a heepocreet yor furry and creshtan

lol u fag

[DracoAzule]

@deeerp1 Are you expecting me to take you seriously when your spelling and grammar is on a 1st grade level?

[deeerp1]

@DracoAzule Well look at that it worked.

[DracoAzule]

@deeerp1 It did? Hmmm....am I supposed to start feeling butthurt yet?

[deeerp1]

@DracoAzule ...............SOON!

[DracoAzule]

@deeerp1 Lol alright. Let me know when the butthurt starts. I'll go write a list of butthurt comments for you to gratify yourself with. :D

[minime1000usmc]

@DracoAzule you blew butthurt all over MY channel, why didn't you offer deeerp1 any? selfish furfag that you are.

[DracoAzule]

@minime1000usmc That wasn't butthurt that was me mocking you dude. lol

[minime1000usmc]

@DracoAzule um no kiddie you weren't mocking me, in fact you had a perverted picture of a dragon, i made fun of it, you changed it because you were butthurt.

[DracoAzule]

@minime1000usmc No that's because since you mentioned my icon it made me realize I've had that same one up for about a year and it was time to change it anyways.

But hey I know you troll types need butthurt to make yourselves feel good because you obviously don't have much else going on in your life. Otherwise there'd be no need to troll. So you just keep telling yourself that.

[minime1000usmc]

@DracoAzule im sorry but I believe in logic and reason; not blunt petty lies and pitiful attempts at deception.

[DracoAzule]

@minime1000usmc k

[Caparco71]

no one fuckin belives in candle jack you stupid fagge

[Dilwwed013]

400 WEEABOOS!!!!

[younggunsfan]

TROLL THIRST THE DRINK FOR DICKS

[LuckyTuga13]

Thumbs up if you saw the cat that divided by 0

[pikapi98]

Everyone thinks I'm a loli, and one of my friends grabbed me and was like "TROLL THIRST IS MADE FROM THIS SPECIFIC LOLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I was like... "Help ;n;"

[Finlandperkele]

Trollling is A art.

[drummerboy69able]

Trolling is a art.

[ChaosSolider1]

@drummerboy69able Fucking true.

[ChaosSolider1]

Everybody here is just got trolled with this drink. You all suck.

[NEOPETSAREREAL]

@1hooter16

Obvious troll is obvious.

[KjT8090]

FAKE! GAY! LAME! STUPID! GIRLY! SLOW! -drank troll thirst-

[ExileDii]

This is fail...just sayin..

[Random1a2b3c4d5e6f7g]

My dad had memes?! o.o

[DelyriousArt]

@marskii177 Deeerp or whatever is wrong. Weeaboos are wannabe Japanese people. Not otakus in general. They don't have to be cosplayers either.

[1hooter16]

This is not funny because you have to be a jerk off internet jack hole 47 year old no vaj getting fag to even understand it.

[glitchhunter96]

@1hooter16 says the basement dwelling 37 year old

[thedestinyrageteam]

im an emofag lol

[BloodFortAndromeda]

the jokes are good but u need to speak faster bruh.

inb4 hes obviously speaking slow to troll u.

inb4 oh shi*

[OrgodemirDQ7]

@BloodFortAndromeda hes obviously speaking slow to troll u. Fool, a true troll cares nothing about your "inb4" fag rules.

[bellacullen98a]

the only thing that made me lol was "copy pasta"

[RockeyDAproductons]

i dont care if trols hate furries, that was the funniest thing i seen in a long time.

[valentinotroll2]

nostalgy

[minime1000usmc]

5 Stars

[davebrettstudios1]

You realize the slow delivery is to troll us.

[cousincorps]

lol scary

[mrspaceman420]

This guy sounds like Satan lol

[deeerp1]

i need at least 5 cases of it

[Roareye]

And what's with that cut out part at the end after the candlejack thing? I really sometimes just don't ge

[MalfunctionsSuck]

more than half of that went in one ear and out the other for me

[marskii177]

whats a weeaboos? an otaku?

[deeerp1]

@marskii177 yes but in the states

[marskii177]

@deeerp1 oh... i thought so

[howtoletsplayccrs]

Its an energy drink for hobos. NO JOBS ON THE INTERNET.

But seriously, Im trolling you out of the apartment....

[panchololo]

You're missing the point, Powerthirst was good because there were so many jokes coming at you and so fast you couldn't even prepare for the next, they caught you off guard. You're speaking so fucking slow that it actually becomes boring. It was written good, but delivery is half the joke.

[rinkukokiriOFhyrule]

@panchololo trollolololololed

[TheJoseHorse]

@panchololo thats the point, you just got trolled hhuhuhuhuhuhuhuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuw­uwuw

[ChaosSolider1]

@panchololo BUTTHURT.

[MulletjuiceL119]

@panchololo that was the troll part of the trolling XD

[awesomeologyism]

@panchololo That is him trollin'

[TheRedwolf11]

I actually DO troll IRL.

[mongolianape]

i dont wana be a troll,but this sucks. sounds like a kid with hes throat cut,talking throught thegap in hes throat! scary visuals just popped up in my head!AAAH!!!

[RooneyHimself]

This Sucks

No I won't say sorry

[howtoletsplayccrs]

I actualy think I may want to try this...

[boobtube2142]

Troll thirst...I sweat this crap.

[hockeymonkey22]

@boobtube2142 noudont

[Chubzitrollable]

I has me some gratuitous amounts of lulz.

[emoshady95]

one time I got permabanned and I cried like a silly old man

[jrat100]

MADE WITH REAL LOLIS!!!! HAVE TO HAVE SOME

[TurtlesRuleX3]

69

[PandacoonProductions]

This is how I imagine Raptor Jesus sounds....

[PeiinNagato]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

AWESOME BRAH!!

Copypasta

[WeaponXSigma]

This sounds like what would happen if Nathan Explosion did a Powerthirst commercial but only reading his lines out loud lol

[geof7530]

lmfao that is epic lulz

[sulacomarine]

86 people got PERMAB&

[TJbrena]

86 people disliked this video as a substitute for FUCKING LEGIT TROLLING, LIKE THAT Abysia FAGGOT WHO THUMBED UP HIS ASS 37 TIMES!!!!!!!

[jonnagilda]

encyclopedia dramatica ftw

[hysteriaandfriends]

UMAD?

[NacodaLupine]

0:40

No girls on the internet? Then where does all the yaoi come from?

[TheRozzienator]

It's a mystery.

[Tomha]

@NacodaLupine faggots of course

[MetalNinja247]

84 people are An Heroes

[RogueSniper7734]

@dreadflare11 na, im trolling.

[pckables]

@RogueSniper7734 Wow, Troll Thirst really works!

[RogueSniper7734]

This was the most shittiest video I have ever watched! This kid sucks at making videos! FAILFAG!

[dreadflare11]

@RogueSniper7734 U mad?

[LuminOfMoonlight]

Ninja Weaboos with a Gay Pride Parade. I always new that naruto cosplayers were fags

[darthjackass13]

you know this video has subliminal messages, right?

[morrismacmorrinstong]

THANKS TO TROLL THIRST CAN TROLL >9000 FURFAGS AND IWTHOUT IT I CAN ONLY TROLLZ <9000 FURFAGS!!!!!!

[iMacromediaFlash]

REAL LOLI!

[foxescal]

Only 400 weeaboos? i was expecting OVER 9000 WEEABOOS

[hangemhigh2000]

Kind of like Bart Simpson, its really a female voice.

[KabutoOwns]

thats funny

[ZerotheRelentless1]

Holy shit, this energy drink works! Look at all that butthurt down there!

[failtropolis]

@ZerotheRelentless1 youre right, this product really works!

[diareahmaster]

It's like adding goatse to a disney movie now that would just be epicly hillarious

[lahbl]

CAAAAAAAAAAANDLEEE. Jack yourself up with up with trollth-

[MeNotThatKindofOrc]

At least they pronounced Loli right

[coopercrue]

CANDLE

[ViolentKreation]

ABNORMALLU BUT HURT!

[ZMAN166]

...what are memes?

[Voodoofox3]

same here! Im a girl and i find no girls on the internet sexist! same with the furfag. just cuz we're furries means that we are fags?! wtf!

If this was supposed to be funny, well get a life *****

[Tyannalyn]

@Voodoofox3 Furfags? O-o...

[CoolStoryBrosauce]

@Voodoofox3 There really are no girls on the internet. There are, however, several million guys pretending to be girls on the internet. Anyway, L2troll, everyone is a fag on the internet.

[7466nuts]

FUCKING STUPID

[Voodoofox3]

was this supposed to be like..... humorous?

[iDrew618]

Candleeeeeee...jack yourself up with troll th

[glysregulate]

Shit.

[nisbahmumtaz909]

Why the fuck are the comments not about the videos?

I think it's hilarious!

[glysGe]

Shit.

[ReaperFury64]

Can you idiots stop thinking you're wonderful trolls? In case you haven't noticed, video comments like all of ours are the reason why Youtube is considered one of the worst Internet communities, a just trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls. You're all retards, and your arguments are pure circular logic to try and make yourselves seem smarter.

[chaos2inferno]

@ReaperFury64 trollz arent really looking to prove themselves right. if they are, they arent trolls, there just fucking idiots. if it's a troll, making u mad is all they care about, and the only reason they keep going is to see you ragequit

[madshot101]

gee, first prejudice,racist, anti social, and now sexist?

gee, trolls sure are turning more retarded around here

such a shame

i miss the old trolls

at least they had the guts to come out with clubs and threaten us in person

[Thegamer45]

@madshot101 your still 11, remember?

you were never born when you would of called "Trolls" good

[madshot101]

@Thegamer45

gee, its called a figure of speech

stop replying thinking it makes you oh so tough

[Thegamer45]

@madshot101 Gee, stop saying gee faggot.

Wasting your time watching those CD-i YTPs made you more immature.

Stop commenting thinking it makes you "oh so tough" and its a deal.

[akirruryuzaki]

i think im stupid cz idno what have tha shit hes sayin is

[AreaQNH870]

yawn. powerthirst emulation attempt fail.

[Catcherintherye11111]

400 weaboos lmao wtf is that?

[r30413]

@Catcherintherye11111 allknowing google says: weaboos are

A negative term directed to anyone overly obsessed with Japanese culture to the point where they become annoying.Used frequently on the image boards of 4chan.

Weaboo: Liek OMG, did anyone see the Inuyasha Movie 3 on teh the Cartoons Network last night! LOLZ Sesshomaru is SO HOTT!!!

Weaboo 2:I hope the Naruto fillers end soon LOL

Humble anime fan: STFU weaboos

[Catcherintherye11111]

his voice is fucking funny when he says lulz haha

[funkyhoboman]

oh god, not goatse, NOT GOATSE

[MrAluminumJacket]

Why doesn't this video have more views? Its a shame...

[DescentJS]

candlejack fails to kidnap sometimes.

[AustiNoTexas]

Why is this guy so slllloooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwed dooooowwwwwwwwwnnnn?

[thewolflord94]

Candlejack approves of this vi

[Pokemaster482]

did anyone else see naruto chracters at 1:23

[Yakita60]

NOOO GIRLS ON THE INTERNEEEEETTTT!!!!!

xDD

[OrochimaruG4]

LOLI

[maynardfangirl]

This is fucking creepy. O__________________<

[Kevinisprime]

CAANDDLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

[emtpmpknhed]

@Kevinisprime JACK! Oh shi

[SwitchbladeSister]

OH FUCK YES.

[fenrirswolh3]

rofl...? I stopped laughing at Furfags. >_>'

[darkgear6]

@fenrirswolh3 Yiff in hell

[unabletounderstand]

@fenrirswolh3 I Salute you good sir.

[fenrirswolh3]

rofl...?

[Blackcloud288]

@Abysia:

Newfags. Watcha gonna do?

[diedtome45]

OH GOD I DIVIDED BY ZERO

[AssarZaher]

TROLLMOAR

[Abysia]

Back in my day, trolls were actually good. There's a fine line between a master troll and someone just looking like a total assclown. You all fit the latter category.

[ZarukaCamoran]

@Abysia end you ar in te first cagetory right? yuo dot kmow abiot it uself HEUHHEUHEUEHEU

[LucasHorclox]

@Abysia Back in your day? You mean Last Thursday?

[ForgefaneCreations]

@Abysia

Well, back in MY day, Trolls were something with two arms, 2 legs, a small brain, and a large club.

They were hard to kill... But they're basically the same to this generation of trolls, replace "large Club" with a mouse and you're golden :D