Filmhawk - CRAZY OLD MAN KILLS!

[PazouwhProductions]

I'd suck my own dick... wait i take that back.

[pithosius]

quiet- srry

[pithosius]

im just going to be a wuiet old dude when- BAM!! pull down my pants, eat a sock, puch a dude in the nuts, yell "i have assburgers!" take a shit, eat it, and when they try to stop me ill act like im in the war and they are some vietnamese trying to eat my brains and shit out hitler nutrients.

[Minotaursoldier]

I would definitely play the PTSD card from past deployments randomly having flashbacks to intense firefights wherever I am. "Frag out!" *jump and dive over nearby objects to take cover screaming at everyone to get down. Then add in a bit of TBI (Traumatic brain injury) just to make it interesting.

Its always a show when grandpa's around.

[vampireneko13]

i would totally wait till im all saggy and wrinkly then go running down some place that has a whole bunch of teens/young adults then when the police come i simply say that i was going for a walk and when they ask where my close are i totally open my arms wide and look down at my self and say something along the lines like "im not wearing any clothes?! i thought i felt a breeze" and totally blame it on me being old and forgetful while scaring many peoples minds :3

[vampireneko13]

@vampireneko13 im going to be one of those crazy old people :3

[6166145]

My grandma walks around hailing Hitler.

[cloverblabla101]

your a fuckin spas :P but its 100% good :]

[mackshark5]

i would drive a car into the prison then jump out before it explodes then i join a gang to rob a bank

[2bg2009]

I totally plan on being that bitchy old lady with a wine glass in my hand at all times who screams at anyone who walks on my grass n shit. itll be epic lmfao

[TheTRIZZZLE14]

i would hack into the commuter system at my retirement home so i always get sponge baths from edawardo ;)

[Sherrieturtle]

I'd be the crazy old cat lady from the simpsons. Aaaaguuuah ahLove to throw a nervous cat on a small child and watch it claw the shit out of it. Especially if it's like a whiny little brat. Then I'd probably just run around naked with a purse full of pudding singing a song from Willie wonka or just screaming about how my grandma was a toaster and she made me eat pies made out of Charles Manson. Something like that. lol

[Paycorn1]

i'll be able to yell racial slurs in public and get free icecream handouts.

[FullInventory]

I'm gunna have giant wrinkle sacks to hide extra jello at my retirment homes

[lostknite101]

my sister whos like 9 or 8 possibly 10 idk,. well anyways she thinks they're cute,-_-

[EMIG0GIME]

Ahh Like Living in a senior Living and "Pretending to Die to get attention" Lol. or Tell The boy Scout to fuck off trying To help you Cross the Street XD

[Filmhawk]

@RyanAustinTV thanks ryan! :)

[Filmhawk]

@S3MHAR yikes! haha

[oddballmatt]

lol u make valid points lol but honestly ive become more comfortable with the fact I would be a much better old man than a child to adultism. I would def rather be old... like steve buccemi, he was the most awkward weird lookin kid to young adult. but he's a normal lookin old man

[ReneeYaGirl]

I'd be that old lady and do what p!nk did in one of her music videos and ride a lawn mower on the thruway. :)

[MsToriGirlRox]

Oh I'm going to be the next tram lady...but much older

[darlingmassacre]

hmmm id probably would scream at children and try to hit them with my wheelchair hahah xD

[Filmhawk]

@darlingmassacre i like it! Id ride that stupid electric wheel chair at walmart!

[blackishroze]

What sort of old people do you even know?!? And yeah, in all fairness I WILL be the crazy old lady on the 5 o'clock news who got caught doing something stupid. Most likely in a Walmart of all places. You even notice how every Sunday, around noon, it's litterally an old persons convention at every freakin Walmart? They all wake up, eat prunes, and go to Walmart. That is their day, EVERY SUNDAY! And that too will be my Sunday eventually as well... :)

[nothadnotbad]

all i know is that i didn't get as old as i am by being stupid. so was i wise from the beginning? or am i stupid that i am old?

[kjhulk]

i've always said i cant wait to get old. slapping all the nurses on the ass that take care of me and walking around with a perpetual boner cause im on viagra 24/7!! u forgot the best part of being old, SENIOR DISCOUNT!!!

[Filmhawk]

@kjhulk OMG I FORGOT! haha! and you know if they don't have it...if you bitch enough they'll give you one anyways!

[skullcakez]

I'll probably scream at a random little kid for no reason, then act angry while i walk away. =D

Or, or, or... =o

Go to the mall naked and buy some extra wieners. =D

[xXSessaNXx]

LOL! Same with the old people here in Sweden, everytime your about to go on the bus after standing in a long ass line, they push everyone to get first on the bus and they stare at you like they wanna smack your face just for standing before them. And they always get the front seats that no one wants but they still start a war to get them.

When i get old i gonna become bitchy with old people aswell. xD

[chinaeyes22]

"Would you like to suck my dick?" LOL! I can't wait to become an old man. Humpty Dumpty sat on my balls. Hehehe. Funny stuff as always, Josh. :-)

[Filmhawk]

@chinaeyes22 thanks Jason!

[RetardOBotThing]

I'd be the most badass chick at the retirement home ever :D

I would smack the nurses on the butt, push other old peoples out of their wheelchairs and steal them (GTA - Style), I would piss like everywhere I could (because hey, I'm old. Somebody's got to clean me up)... Oh, I would be such a f*cking bitch :D Just like a toddler, only old ^-^

[Filmhawk]

@RetardOBotThing hahaha! it would be awesome we can be so lazy and shit ourselves and not have a care in the world! ahhh to be old :)

[bowlingballout]

It's not that I want to be old, but since I'm more than half way there, and the only other option is a dirt nap... I'm pretty much looking forward to being a wrinkly old SOB.

[Filmhawk]

@bowlingballout so am i man. Its gonna be fun just to be old :P

[UFGKOTI]

Humpty dumpty sat on mah ballz! I laughed so hard! You're easily one of My favorite YouTubers

[Filmhawk]

@UFGKOTI aww thanks! :)

[XxpainislifelifeXx]

i would set my grandkids on fire, and tell the cops i dident know how to get them to stop crying.

[Filmhawk]

@XxpainislifelifeXx LOL XD i like that one!

[ToyPineapple]

Genius VIDEO!

[Filmhawk]

@ToyPineapple thank you :)

[singingstar8090]

I would probably start screaming random things about how the world is a cube and how Hitler is alive and he's the president of America and that Justin Bieber used to be my best friend before he hit puberty (he has to at some point.... right?) and lastly, that the nyan cat is trying to burn my house down with it's weird witchcraft.

[Filmhawk]

@singingstar8090 hahaha! i love it!

[PosiedenNeptune]

Humpty Dumpty sat on my Balls! Hahahahaha Filmhawk.. You almost made me shit myself.. xD Thanks for the laughs!! :DD You And CapnDesDes Are my favorite youtubers (:

[Filmhawk]

@PosiedenNeptune Thank you :) 

[GoshYouNoobFilms]

Make a video of me using a piece of technology, get a million views and die happy

[MsKimiification]

Um I'm gonna fuck younger men and tell everyone it's 1932 while I. Steal there until money

[CurrentlyDisconected]

I think a lot of public poohing is in order

[Filmhawk]

@CurrentlyDisconected hahaha lmfao! me and my gf were laughing at this!

[akagurl101]

i think I'm gonna just rock up at random events and fake a heart attack then put a complaint on anyone who tries to help

[ArielannaDragonBlood]

Oh I have many plans.... yes... many many plans..... one of them is myself, innocently rocking in my chair on the front porch.... polishing my +5 crossbow of baddassery, staring and smiling at people that walk by... If I see someone I don't like.... I point it at them, watch them freak out as I shoot at them and miss and laugh my wrinkled ass off. then go inside and feed my 42 cats

[carlaswords]

"ahhh humpty dumpty sat on my balls..." HAHAHA

[Filmhawk]

@carlaswords :) wachow!

[Bbchaser56]

I think im gonna sit in the fountain at the mall naked and when someone tries to help ill just yell random things at them.

[01Lottaabble]

I had to contain myself from laughing out loud this whole video, because everyone else is asleep. Because it's 5am where I'm currently located.

I think when I'm old, then I'd probably just run around my hometown, wearing a pair of army boots and a plastic bag. And then run to the river to eat raw fish out of it XD

[Filmhawk]

@01Lottaabble hahaha! I like it! It's gonna be so much being old!

[WingAscendant]

I'd go to a grocery store and stick a sausage up my ass, and then find some donuts and put them on my dick. XD

[Filmhawk]

@WingAscendant LMFAO HAHAHAHA

im fucking crying laughing!

[mizfit4lifex3]

Watching your videos always makes my day better and my week brighter! haha I love you xD

[Filmhawk]

@mizfit4lifex3 :) <3 thats what im here for

[Llmamaseatbabies]

I'm going to dig up Michael Jackson, rape him, drag him to the cops, and said he raped me because I'm 'a young small boy.' *But in fact I would be an old lady.* o_o Sounds pretty stupid... But whatevers, IM OLD{;

[Filmhawk]

@Llmamaseatbabies hahahahaha! you guys are cracking me up!

[Llmamaseatbabies]

@Filmhawk Happy you can get some laughs!

[wolfrider910]

@Llmamaseatbabies Fuck you. Rape isn't funny..

[Llmamaseatbabies]

@wolfrider910 Thank you for pointing something obvious out. I understand rape is not funny. Lighten up please. It's just a small joke.

[Romeocoolbadboy]

Last.. I would touch someone tits and say sorry but what is this? Then I'll touch her ass and say sorry what is this.. Then she will get horny and do it. Yah baby..

[Filmhawk]

@Romeocoolbadboy is sexy.....:P

[GigaGrim]

I'm definitely going to be the old guy that says, "excuse me miss I think I dropped my teeth on the ground can you bend over and pick them up?" X)

[Filmhawk]

@GigaGrim hahaha! nice :P

[xxStephasaur]

Oh, this made me laugh out loud xD.

Ima run outside naked with an umbrella screamin "I have a pineapple up my ass!"

[Filmhawk]

@xxStephasaur  Thank you! :D

[dapongpong356]

Ill rape a little girl and say i thought she was a watermelon

[Filmhawk]

@dapongpong356 hahahaha lmfao!

[dapongpong356]

3rd

[dapongpong356]

3rd

[ArgentDawn55]

2nd

[EMIG0GIME]

FIRST!!! YES !! I AGREE!! I