Episode 2: Global Warming, It's All About Carbon

[warofthewalruses]

@emilypoet25 ditto. it sucks.

[w3inner]

do WHAT?

Die

BLAKWRUAH *dies*

[goog2k]

We make 90 million tons CO2 each DAY. That's 3.4% added to natural production.

Atmospheric CO2 is rising 2ppm per year (+0.5%), TWICE that of 50 years ago.

CO2 levels are 39% above the highest levels for 650,000 years.

35% of CO2 is dissolved in oceans.

In 25 years CO2 will reach 450ppm which most oceanographers warn will interfere with growth of calcium carbonate forming planktons and corals.

They make-up the base of the ocean's food chain.

Oops!!!

Search:

NOAA, Trends in Carbon Dioxide

[goog2k]

WHAT COOLING?

August 16, 2010

National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

National Climatic Data Center

For the year-to-date, the global combined land and ocean surface temperature of 14.5°C (58.1°F) was the warmest January-July period on record. This value is 0.68°C (1.22°F) above the 20th century average.

[AJThaii]

WHAWHAWHAT... WHAT ABOUT FRENCH TOAST? no thank you

[wiseye61]

i thought oil was dead plants, not dead animals?

[Jalldae77]

@wiseye61 oil=dead animals, coal=dead plants

[moscowmasha]

@wiseye61

I believe you're thinking of coal.

[goog2k]

WHAT COOLING?

April = 2nd WARMEST April in the UAH 32 year satellite record.

March = HOTTEST March in UAH records of Global Temperatures.

(UAH - Univ. of Alabama, Huntsville is run by Dr. John Christy, well known AGW skeptic)

Global Temps. for February = 2nd WARMEST February in 32 years.

Global Temps. for January = the HOTTEST January for UAH in 32 years.

Temperatures are rising "0.14C/decade" - UAH

2010 is on track to be the HOTTEST year on record since 1880.

So much for global cooling.

LOL!!!

[TwistedWalruse]

@goog2k Why post this on every single one? Loser.

[mrkyorke]

The instant carbon grabs onto:

4 hydrogens it becomes __________

another carbon with 2 hydrogens and OH it becomes _______________

What is the formula for sugar? CxHxOHX

What is the molecular formula for fructose?

CxHxOHx

Whenever carbon grabs onto another atom it does so with ________________

[numbcore]

Ive already done high school, please dont put me through this again

[moscowmasha]

@numbcore

Well, I imagine that no one was forcing you to watch this video.

[numbcore]

@moscowmasha Youre wrong, somebody held a gun to my head and told me to watch this video or he would blow my brains out :(

[00dfm00]

The Guardian

"In a significant decision today, a judge found Nicholsons views on the environment were so deeply held that they were entitled to the same protection as religious convictions"

Wow. No more mocking AGWs at the water cooler. Soon we'll be getting fired for questioning the great CO2 god!!! Kind of sounds like the dark ages when you were ripped apart for questioning the Christian god; or called a witch and burned at the stake. Fun times ahead for you AGW-denying heathens out there!

[randomlaughingman]

@00dfm00 - they're not heathens, they're insane stupid nature-exploiting liars. since it's impossible to know everything, the main diff. between clever and stupid is that clever knows what it doesn't know, therefore makes no attempt to debunk or claim an informed opinion upon something it doesn't know enough about, or if said opinion is made then it goes alongside with the fact that it's a supposition. agw-deniers just ignore the already explained.

[xRick37x]

BWAHAHAH whu bout... f.... fr... french toast

[Wendyflores4]

wow