TSA screeners are the biggest bunch of fucking retards. Lowlife ghetto bitches. Fat and stupid. They have no ability to comprehend common sense. They are unable to handle the "authority" given to them. Fuckers couldnt handle a job at Taco Bell.
In a TSO at LAX. You think you got it bad with that ONE little experience...try actually being one of US standthing there all day smelling sweaty musty people with their luggage, we dont complain about it, we move ON and do our jobs, and our job is to make sure YOU will be safe on your plane even if you have a bad experience with us or not. So dont complain, try coming like a couple hours early so you wont have to deal with it pal. :\
I work for TSA and were just doing or job even if we think the rules or dumb were just people making a living. I wish people would remember that and you would be shocked if the public new all the things people try, that is not on the news
i work for TSA...well we can't exempt anyone from the screening process old or young... honestly terrorism knows no age or face... and many dont believe we will b attacked again but we are here to insure that... besides the minute something goes wrong u guys are quick to blame TSA, yet when we try to do our job ya'll give us a million reason why we shouldn't be there
Maybe the whole experience was so slowed down because you were SO FUCKING HIGH! Seriously dude. Lay off the bud before you put this crap on youtube. Also: No one gives a rat fuck about you standing in line behind some old lady at the airport. Get a fucking hobby.
ya...everyone has to take off their shoes... DUH ya tool....to bad ur just to fucking impatiant and im pretty sure there was more than one line you could have gotten into to go around the old crazy lady dipshit
Airport security is and always has been a laugh-out-loud joke. The reason it "does not make sense" or that it is a joke is because: Its there to TRAIN you to be a good little SLAVE and NOT question authority. Its there to prepare you unquestioning obedience for a Martial Law total police state tyranny. Welcome to NAZI AMERICA 2008. 9/11=Reichstag building fire of Nazi Germany, immediately afterwards the Gestapo was released. WE MUST STOP TYRANNY!
LMAO This has to be the dumbest video i have ever seen.lmao no wait the video was ok it was the dumb as person who was talking. LMAO it looked like u was out of breath just by talking. Dog please save youre self and take this sorry ass video off youtube please.
And take some notes from the other comments, Next time youre stuck behind a 600 year old lady who cant take her shoes off just go around her thats if the drugs youre on hasnt got to deep into youre head.
also I want to add on... if the lady can't walk and needs a cane... TSA gives her one that she can use to walk through the metal detector. if shes in a wheel chair and can't get up, they don't make or force her up at all =P
dude are you serious? you know your allowed to go around slow people right? its not cutting if the person isnt ready. thats like silly to stand there for a process that should not take more that 3 minutes one your credentials have been checked...
Wow was that enlightening or what!! So, the woman was 600 years old and it took 45 minutes for here to remove her shoes...and you and everyone else waited in line behind her for 45 minutes, AND the stink almost made you pass out!! I'm just glad you didn't exaggerate anything to make the security guys look bad, because you might have been late for your flight due to drug usage. Dude, you are out of touch- time to join Scientology!
How old are you???? You don't have enough sense to walk around the woman? Or you're just lying about how long it took her to take off her shoes because I know I wouldn't have waited that long to go get my laptop, watch etc. back. Then again, I'm an adult....
Yeah so TSA made some poor old lady take off her shoes. You don't feel safer. So we let her go through next time because it's mean to make her take them off. Then someone else (probably someone like you) wants to know why the hell they have to comply when we just let someone go through with shoes on. Then everyone wants to be above the rules. And don't even lie about how long it took for someone to take their shoes off, because there are people who will hear that and think it's the truth.
Thanks for taking time out of your busy day to post this video. Just a suggestion though, stop making videos and get to the airport sooner. You won't "almost" miss your flight. Lol, almost. Why do people always say that, I almost missed my flight. You didn't, quit bitching. Oh, I almost shit my pants, I almost thought your video was amusing. Almost. It pretty much means nothing.
This happens beacuse of liberals want security to treat everyone the same and not profile anybody -so everyone gets treated the same -TSA people have to deal with smelly people and unspeakable FUNK in bags all day -so whay can't you emathize?
im just saying... that experience is moreso her not tsa. because she took bad care of her feet for her entire life has nothing to do with tsa. likely story though. im sure there were other lanes available. i would have just gotten my things and gone through the next line. i understand partially about nearly missing your flight ONLY if its a connecting in which you have no control over what time you get there other than that your story pertained to her mostly though not tsa.
im just saying... that experience is moreso her not tsa. because she took bad care of her feet for her entire life has nothing to do with tsa. likely story though. im sure there were other lanes available. i would have just gotten my things and gone through the next line. i understand partially about nearly missing your flight ONLY if its a connecting in which you have no control over what time you get there other than that your story pertained to her mostly though not tsa.
They say a watched pot never boils... but these ladies feet were a different story. WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THERE MAN?! Yeah he's definitely high as shit. To which I give 5 stars.
So that is to bad about that, there were a couple more options available for the lady, but that is why they say to get to the airport early in case shit like this goes down.But yeah the rules are there for a reason it's not like we come up with this shit of the top of our heads just to mess things up for you.
It's all done for our safety. Do you really think the TSA screeners like to make a 90 year old remove her shoes? It's part of the job and apparently you have already forgotten about 9/11. You almost missed your flight... boo f**kin hoo! Catch grayhound next time you don't have to remove shoes to board with them!!
what a lame ass story, why didnt u offer to help? passengers should stick together against the tsa gangstas, i bet u got a hard on when the lady took her shoes off, bet u tried to get her number, u forget to mention that the tsa took ur ky jelly.
omg shut the fuck up noone cares about your damn story and the damn lady whos feet smell like shit ok, lame lame lame go suck on her damn toes instead of tryin to get sympathy or complain to the whole damn internet and people you dont even know aight
Your an idiot. It is TSA's fault that you got behind an elderly lady and you almost missed your flight? Well, dude you need to get to the airport earlier and I hope that I am behind your old ass as the airport when you are that age just so I can be an arrogant bastard just like you
So old people stink is what u r saying. Whats that have to do with feeling safe on an air plane. I doubt it took 40 minutes for TSA to "abuse the elderly". Blame the terrorist for having to wait in a line.
3,000 people get wasted & your complaining about a line and a stinkin old woman. Get a life dude.
please check the video comments for high people. if this fool waited 40 minutes to pass this woman he missed his flight. there is no way tsa folks would have done this. in vietnam they placed the bombs on children and old folks cause they are the ones our guys tried to help first. they blew up. in iraq they place children in cars that blow up. everyone is suspect until you are cleared. that is for the good of everyone. just get with the program.
first of all try to get someone not high to make a video comment. no way would we tsa folks make an old person do all this. if he was waiting 40 minutes for her to take off her shoes he missed his flight. in vietnam they put the bombs on old people and childern because that is who our guys tried to help first. they blew up. in iraq they placed childern in cars which blew up. tsa officers want everyone to get home safe. shutup and get with the program.
Did you get to your destination without being blown up or Shot?
Well I guess it was worth the wait huh? Thanks TSA!
HerbWalker 1 year ago
@HerbWalker
The least they could do, if they are going to grope my cock, is let me go through the line as many times as it takes for me to cum...
Obama is more worried about gay soldiers playing with each others' wee wees than he is about national security.
When is the government going to stop playing with their wee wees, stop jerking on my wee wee and actually solve the problem?
SirWinstonChurchill 1 year ago
TSA screeners are the biggest bunch of fucking retards. Lowlife ghetto bitches. Fat and stupid. They have no ability to comprehend common sense. They are unable to handle the "authority" given to them. Fuckers couldnt handle a job at Taco Bell.
HenryChinaski405 1 year ago
get a heart
7digitalSunday 2 years ago
In a TSO at LAX. You think you got it bad with that ONE little experience...try actually being one of US standthing there all day smelling sweaty musty people with their luggage, we dont complain about it, we move ON and do our jobs, and our job is to make sure YOU will be safe on your plane even if you have a bad experience with us or not. So dont complain, try coming like a couple hours early so you wont have to deal with it pal. :\
applecherrycookie 2 years ago
I work for TSA and were just doing or job even if we think the rules or dumb were just people making a living. I wish people would remember that and you would be shocked if the public new all the things people try, that is not on the news
lauriemonroe 2 years ago
i work for TSA...well we can't exempt anyone from the screening process old or young... honestly terrorism knows no age or face... and many dont believe we will b attacked again but we are here to insure that... besides the minute something goes wrong u guys are quick to blame TSA, yet when we try to do our job ya'll give us a million reason why we shouldn't be there
Simpleplain112 2 years ago 2
Very True. Some people just don't have a fuckin' clue nowadays.
kullander15 2 years ago
Jackass
painhertz 2 years ago
Maybe the whole experience was so slowed down because you were SO FUCKING HIGH! Seriously dude. Lay off the bud before you put this crap on youtube. Also: No one gives a rat fuck about you standing in line behind some old lady at the airport. Get a fucking hobby.
painhertz 2 years ago
JUST SHUT UP!!!
pintowes 3 years ago
I slit my wrists watching this....now I am dying a slow death, but its better than this video!!!!
CoryK74 3 years ago
ya...everyone has to take off their shoes... DUH ya tool....to bad ur just to fucking impatiant and im pretty sure there was more than one line you could have gotten into to go around the old crazy lady dipshit
Samiedee 3 years ago 2
surprised this retard found the airport.
donlightbody 3 years ago
zzzzzzzzzz
vidatoi 3 years ago
You Are Boring AS fUCK, and wat the hells wrong with your voice? bro you serioulsy sound like bill gates about to catch as asthma
bk2323 3 years ago
You just wasted a 1:49 seconds of my life you loser
AsmirH 3 years ago
you are fucking retarted.
rockstar1001 3 years ago
Why does it take you 1:49 to say what could've been said in 15 seconds? Talk about slow!
nailgunstrategy 3 years ago
This guy is on other videos and he is not all there
rnorampergirl 3 years ago
This the same dick on AA
rnorampergirl 3 years ago
why is your voice jacked up
ByrnzBabyByrnz 3 years ago
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Airport security is and always has been a laugh-out-loud joke. The reason it "does not make sense" or that it is a joke is because: Its there to TRAIN you to be a good little SLAVE and NOT question authority. Its there to prepare you unquestioning obedience for a Martial Law total police state tyranny. Welcome to NAZI AMERICA 2008. 9/11=Reichstag building fire of Nazi Germany, immediately afterwards the Gestapo was released. WE MUST STOP TYRANNY!
mrjustin5 3 years ago
what does this have do to with anything?! lame
edgaralfar0 3 years ago
.....Kill yourself....
Slander223 3 years ago
CHECK - CHECK [dot] ORG
In the dramatization of taking a flight, we play several acts of the propaganda theater. It's like
an educational method, as always in theater.
You can't do better than the audience-participation dramas performed at airports.
The chief of the Transportation Security Administration admitted recently: "Taking lighters away is
security theater".
alex79brum 3 years ago
remember this little commentary when you are old and needing help. what goes around comes around.
janetzee 3 years ago
Shut your dam mouth you fucking loser.
davidhenry1027 3 years ago
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAG.
fartfan782 3 years ago
OMG...heard two seconds of this. GAY!! "This is the only microp"...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
ARRdelaSierrra 3 years ago
interesting...so you bitching about a poor little lady trying to take her shoes off. Should have helped remove the shoes to speed up the process.
intothedeepvoid 3 years ago
I'm sorry you encountered somebody who was physically slow. That must be tough when you're mentally slow.
geldhundt 3 years ago
Tom just emailed you and wants to be added to your Friends List... I mean Friend List because we cannot imagine you having more than one friend.
aeronautic1 3 years ago
boo hoo. we all go through it stop being such a bitch.
worldcircuts 3 years ago 3
Brilliant speech. Let me guess...high school education? Thanks for the waist of time.
rhenke 3 years ago 3
I just wanted to say that I hate you and I hope your family hates you too.
Eagleone4366 3 years ago
LMAO This has to be the dumbest video i have ever seen.lmao no wait the video was ok it was the dumb as person who was talking. LMAO it looked like u was out of breath just by talking. Dog please save youre self and take this sorry ass video off youtube please.
And take some notes from the other comments, Next time youre stuck behind a 600 year old lady who cant take her shoes off just go around her thats if the drugs youre on hasnt got to deep into youre head.
Peace out .
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wompa9 3 years ago
also I want to add on... if the lady can't walk and needs a cane... TSA gives her one that she can use to walk through the metal detector. if shes in a wheel chair and can't get up, they don't make or force her up at all =P
wonkabar666 3 years ago
somewhere between 90 and 600...
that cracked me up
scaldwell1982 3 years ago 3
wow your voice is annoying..
SqueeJohnny420 3 years ago 3
dude are you serious? you know your allowed to go around slow people right? its not cutting if the person isnt ready. thats like silly to stand there for a process that should not take more that 3 minutes one your credentials have been checked...
madboreddude 3 years ago
Go back to rehab dumbass and take a shower you look like you reek.
joegbuz 4 years ago 2
Wow was that enlightening or what!! So, the woman was 600 years old and it took 45 minutes for here to remove her shoes...and you and everyone else waited in line behind her for 45 minutes, AND the stink almost made you pass out!! I'm just glad you didn't exaggerate anything to make the security guys look bad, because you might have been late for your flight due to drug usage. Dude, you are out of touch- time to join Scientology!
keserbalac 4 years ago 3
speak from your mouth instead of your nose.
zachhairpiece 4 years ago 4
How old are you???? You don't have enough sense to walk around the woman? Or you're just lying about how long it took her to take off her shoes because I know I wouldn't have waited that long to go get my laptop, watch etc. back. Then again, I'm an adult....
moto69grater 4 years ago 3
Yeah so TSA made some poor old lady take off her shoes. You don't feel safer. So we let her go through next time because it's mean to make her take them off. Then someone else (probably someone like you) wants to know why the hell they have to comply when we just let someone go through with shoes on. Then everyone wants to be above the rules. And don't even lie about how long it took for someone to take their shoes off, because there are people who will hear that and think it's the truth.
templeofthebull 4 years ago 3
Thanks for taking time out of your busy day to post this video. Just a suggestion though, stop making videos and get to the airport sooner. You won't "almost" miss your flight. Lol, almost. Why do people always say that, I almost missed my flight. You didn't, quit bitching. Oh, I almost shit my pants, I almost thought your video was amusing. Almost. It pretty much means nothing.
Jschaefer1 4 years ago 7
no one cares about your fucking queer story faggot. "cool vid......guess what happend to me?" stfu.....we care not.
r3d3y3j3di 4 years ago 3
1. go around her, it's allowed
2. you don't have to take off your shoes if you can't easily do so
3. what does a terrorist look like?
oneinsider 4 years ago 5
Were you Anna Nicole's lawyer? j/k Funny story.
gibbonsinthelibrary 4 years ago
That was funny dude.
Political correctness at its finest.
gmonkey3 4 years ago
This happens beacuse of liberals want security to treat everyone the same and not profile anybody -so everyone gets treated the same -TSA people have to deal with smelly people and unspeakable FUNK in bags all day -so whay can't you emathize?
impdream70 4 years ago
damn you ugly
schoobamcflooba 4 years ago 2
STUPIDITY: stu·pid·i·ty /
Pronunciations (stoo-pid-i-tee)--noun
1. the state, quality, or fact of being stupid.
2. a poor ability to understand or to profit from experience
3. a low IQ, inability to make any sense, usuall due to low cranial developement, caused by brain being fried from smoking too much pot.
Common phrases, "Hey dumbass," "Yo, shit for brains!" "You did WHAT?" "Christ you are one dumb, (place anything here)"
Example. Beavis
Visual interpretation-(Just watch video.)
FugginBullschmidt 4 years ago
maybe you should get there two hours before your flight. You didnt not wait 40 minutes in line you liar
ketcherjim 4 years ago
im just saying... that experience is moreso her not tsa. because she took bad care of her feet for her entire life has nothing to do with tsa. likely story though. im sure there were other lanes available. i would have just gotten my things and gone through the next line. i understand partially about nearly missing your flight ONLY if its a connecting in which you have no control over what time you get there other than that your story pertained to her mostly though not tsa.
triniyankee 4 years ago
im just saying... that experience is moreso her not tsa. because she took bad care of her feet for her entire life has nothing to do with tsa. likely story though. im sure there were other lanes available. i would have just gotten my things and gone through the next line. i understand partially about nearly missing your flight ONLY if its a connecting in which you have no control over what time you get there other than that your story pertained to her mostly though not tsa.
triniyankee 4 years ago
hahahaha!!!! sucks to be you!!
tommytomtom85 4 years ago
They say a watched pot never boils... but these ladies feet were a different story. WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THERE MAN?! Yeah he's definitely high as shit. To which I give 5 stars.
Scylocke 4 years ago
boil 1
v. To change from a liquid to a vapor by the application of heat: All the water boiled away and left the kettle dry.
boil 2
n. A painful, circumscribed pus-filled inflammation of the skin and subcutaneous tissue usually caused by a local staphylococcal infection.
wompa9 4 years ago
damn you are right... it's totally a pun! Thanks for putting it nicely. You could have totally reamed me. Thumbs up LoL.
Scylocke 4 years ago
but now that I have your undivided attention... were you high in the making of this video? lol
Scylocke 4 years ago 3
this guy is HIGH AS FUCK!~ LMFAO
R2Yamer 4 years ago
are you fucking stoned?
gfaraj 4 years ago
So that is to bad about that, there were a couple more options available for the lady, but that is why they say to get to the airport early in case shit like this goes down.But yeah the rules are there for a reason it's not like we come up with this shit of the top of our heads just to mess things up for you.
northernlight104 4 years ago
The reasons are to nurture fear and demonstrate power. Not the same as just messing things up but hardly any better.
dbernt 4 years ago
that shyt was funny, that old ladies feet was atrocious if it smelled like that dammmmmnnnnnn lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
ngpdreamteam2k4 4 years ago
good story. what a douche!
haha! my advice to you is to just keep your
mouth shut next time you think you have something inteligent to say.
zachhairpiece 4 years ago
Shut the fuck up you stupid ass, no pussy getting, big nose motherfucker. Don't ever post another video.
lazyeye230 4 years ago
yo lazyeye get big somewhere else other than the internet, get a life, gotdamn. and you homo for judging how a nigga look.
ngpdreamteam2k4 4 years ago
U r one boring motherfucker....shut up u ugly bastard
damien001001 4 years ago
it's either take off your shoes/brace or wait even longer for additional screening. your choice.
jencampdail 4 years ago
It's all done for our safety. Do you really think the TSA screeners like to make a 90 year old remove her shoes? It's part of the job and apparently you have already forgotten about 9/11. You almost missed your flight... boo f**kin hoo! Catch grayhound next time you don't have to remove shoes to board with them!!
Hybrid93Hatch 4 years ago
Whatever man, you are a senseless douchbag.
djnetik 4 years ago
what a lame ass story, why didnt u offer to help? passengers should stick together against the tsa gangstas, i bet u got a hard on when the lady took her shoes off, bet u tried to get her number, u forget to mention that the tsa took ur ky jelly.
compton57kitty 4 years ago
omg shut the fuck up noone cares about your damn story and the damn lady whos feet smell like shit ok, lame lame lame go suck on her damn toes instead of tryin to get sympathy or complain to the whole damn internet and people you dont even know aight
imissyoursweetsmile 4 years ago
what a goof!
joeborden 4 years ago 3
High, no doubt! Self absorbed absolutely, Moron undeniable, compassion for the elderly priceless!
humorhelps 4 years ago
what a waste of youtube space!!!!!
polishpat822 4 years ago
You are the shittiest story teller EVER. And you are dumb. Did you try maybe walking around, ass?
HEDpeRocks79 4 years ago
I'm going to do a video about people who call other people idiots and then write "your" when they mean "you're" within that comment.
erx11 4 years ago
did you offer to help this really really old lady!, I am sure you did! terrorism does not profile dude!. get real.
chunkymonkey28 4 years ago
Your an idiot. It is TSA's fault that you got behind an elderly lady and you almost missed your flight? Well, dude you need to get to the airport earlier and I hope that I am behind your old ass as the airport when you are that age just so I can be an arrogant bastard just like you
ijetus 4 years ago
"You're"
wompa9 4 years ago
Just in case you didn't know, you're supposed to be at the airport about 2 hours before flight if flying domestically and 3 hours if internationally.
Ah, and in case if you didn't know this either, TSA is not responsible for whether you get to your flight on time or not. They're job is security.
You're rant is basically like a criminal trying to sue the cops for making the hand cuffs too tight.
HuoXingC 4 years ago 7
lmao somewhere between 90 and 600
jawatech 4 years ago 2
So old people stink is what u r saying. Whats that have to do with feeling safe on an air plane. I doubt it took 40 minutes for TSA to "abuse the elderly". Blame the terrorist for having to wait in a line.
3,000 people get wasted & your complaining about a line and a stinkin old woman. Get a life dude.
ThornKiss 4 years ago 2
Your an idiot. Erase this video from youtube.
oboogienyc 4 years ago
"You're"
wompa9 4 years ago
please check the video comments for high people. if this fool waited 40 minutes to pass this woman he missed his flight. there is no way tsa folks would have done this. in vietnam they placed the bombs on children and old folks cause they are the ones our guys tried to help first. they blew up. in iraq they place children in cars that blow up. everyone is suspect until you are cleared. that is for the good of everyone. just get with the program.
dihi548 4 years ago
first of all try to get someone not high to make a video comment. no way would we tsa folks make an old person do all this. if he was waiting 40 minutes for her to take off her shoes he missed his flight. in vietnam they put the bombs on old people and childern because that is who our guys tried to help first. they blew up. in iraq they placed childern in cars which blew up. tsa officers want everyone to get home safe. shutup and get with the program.
dihi548 4 years ago
you look like HOWARD K. STERN
anways...uh...good story
ciao
brandon epic*
alrightTHATScool 4 years ago
CRY ME A RIVER! wow.
You are retarded, do some research, kthx.
gmbricker 4 years ago
lol
mijebra1 4 years ago 2
LOL, that is so funny... It is so true, I had a broken foot and they made me take off the brace and hop through the machine!!!
Miss1984Video 4 years ago
yea thats not right you shouldnt have to do that. you should have complained in that case.
triniyankee 4 years ago
90 and 600
damn thats old
jadava4142 4 years ago 2
nice
yacqui5 4 years ago 2