Soulstorm - Firaeveus Carron and the Metal Boxes

[KarmaSpaz12]

Look, Rhinos, Rhiiiiiiinos! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES! TEH COWARDS! TEH FOOLS! We *asthma attack* we should take away...their metal boxes. SSSIIINDRIIIIII!!!

[kalmahcarl]

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDR­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

[buob1234567890]

THE COWARDS. THE FOOLS.

[SomeDude1403]

METAL BOXES!

[AzureMagic]

FFFFFFFFFIEEEEENDLEEEEEH!

[POOPTURTLE]

The cowards! The fools! We...

*huff*

line?

[Foxboy106]

what's with his boner for boxes?

[daemonprince13]

MEHTUL BAWKSES! DA COWARDZ, TEH FEWLZ!

[WASACADA]

"rivals road no for entities hide in the boston for cars therfore leave, CC WTF

[wikieditspam]

I think that might have something to do with image boards destroying the setting's style based on this game alone

[Simbaholic01]

I find it amusing that almost every single YouTube video now has Pony-related videos as suggestions.. even this one, and I wasn't even looking for anything Pony.. x]

[DarthRandall]

@Simbaholic01 Princess Celestia is considerably more effective at conquering YouTube than Abbadon the Despoiler is at conquering Cadia.

[DropPodFullOfPonies]

@DarthRandall - Ain't that the truth!

[JamesTiberriusKirk]

@DarthRandall Abbadon should really consider hiring her as a tutor. Who knows, he might manage to take over that liquer store down the street! And than maybe even the Empire in a hundrade years time!

[binarynightmare]

@DarthRandall

And perhaps a for more insidious being of Chaos, too.

[machaiping]

I just played Chaos Stronghold mission in soulstrom recently.

Out of curiosity, every single base defenses (the turrets) on that map are all Missile Turrets, not a single Heavy bolters, well, except you count the Listening posts. not mentions loads of Horror and Obliterator squads along the way (and those spawn from destroyed Khorne's statues... things).

Is this video explain the reasons why he field those a Lots in his stronghold?? But to be fair, there're a number of Chaos Predators too.

[DheeradjS]

WHAT? Where are the METAL BAWKSES?

*Imperator Titan uncloaks*

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD!!!!!­!!

[sappinmahsentery]

SCOTT MCNEIL! MIGHTY IS HE!

[CrAzYXaXa]

I used to take away metal bawkses....but then I took an arrow to the knee...

[KyrieFortune]

TO SINDREEEEEEEEEEY

[superstrok99]

*looks up chief thunderhooves*

oh god...

[agentaib]

GYRO'S....GYRO'S.... THE TOPPINGS HIDE IN FLOUR TORTILLA'S.....THE LAMB...THE BEEF...WE.....*breathes*.. should take away their FLOUR TORTILLA'S

[TheJayjaykirby]

BOXES FOR THE BOX GOD! CRATES FOR THE CRATE THRONE!

[iammrselfdestruct]

Anyone else think that Carron sounds just a little bit like Deepthroat/Gray Fox from Metal Gear Solid?

[PewPewFilms]

group rivals road no for entities hide in the boston for cars therefore leave.

we've to call a hit and better box.

Firaeveus Carron is building better Rhinos.

[Omeggia]

METAL BAUXES

[monsterhuntace]

solid snake will be proud

[0TheCarnage0]

29 people hide in metal boxes

[Reishyn]

Our enemies hide in metal boxes! And their enemies before them. And their enemies before them. And their enemies before them. And their enemies before them. And their enemies before them....

[harv5y02]

Press 9 for SSSINDRIIIIIIII!!!!!!

[Robman2277]

Im having lots of fun continuously pressing 3.

LIL BAWKSES, LIL BAWKSES!

[mightyshockwave]

If you don't think Chaos is the best faction after this, then you have no sense of humor.

[rileyforsythe]

BOXES FOR THE BOX GOD.

[DropPodFullOfPonies]

@rileyforsythe - BUBBLE WRAP FOR THE BUBBLE THRONE.

[Moonlitdarksword]

@rileyforsythe RHINOS FOR THE RHINO THRONE!

[MrXXFatalisXX]

@rileyforsythe CRATES FOR THE CRATE THRONE

[Onsube]

I have no idea what the fuck just happeneed

[MrDavintsi]

I luv the way all chaos lords live themselves in to all dialoges too much

[GeneralMontague]

we should take away their.... wait a minute those are ours with a crude blood ravens paintjob!!!

BLOODY MAGPIES!!!!

[hiimgod801]

RHINOS! RRRRRRRRRRRHHHHIIINNNOOOOOEEES­SSSSS!!

THEY HIDE IN METAWL BAWKSES, THE COWARDS!

Sorry, I don't normally do that, The ham was just to much..

[Firebreathingelk]

I AM THE BAWKS GHOAST.

BEWARE!

[UpsForgotMyUsername]

METHUL BAWXES

[bilateralrope]

Imagine Carron's rage when he finds out that these Rhinos used to belong to his forces.

[teencomment]

Oh, Chief Thunderhooves.

[VladvCarstein]

Carron's reaction to 5th Edition

[Zeredek]

"WE SHOULD TAKE AWAY THEIR MEHTAHL BAWHKSEHS"

Good luck taking anything from the Blood Ravens...

[Khainzor]

00:06 Bawkses

[mrbobmanbob]

BAWKS FOR THE BAWKS GOD

[thewoodenblock]

RHINOS RHINOOS BAKWSES

[purikov]

SINDRIIIIIII

i loved sindris sexy voice

[Ayleex]

what wold be awsome is a yo momma fight beetween bale and carrion

[commissarmanul]

When I play 40k and see my opponent wielding Rhinos I scream this.

[AdamWeith]

"Titta, noshörningar! NOSHÖRNINGAR! Våra fiender gömmer sig i metall-lådor - vilka fegisar, vilka DÅRAR! Vi.... hhhöööhh...... vi borde ta ifrån dem deras metall-lådor...! >:-D"

[CantusTropus]

Indeed, we take away their metal boxes. It is a sacred tradition.

[Sindridge]

@CantusTropus LOL!

[MetaL556]

@CantusTropus These metal boxes belong to his father. And his father before him. And his father before him...

[bulletbarrage]

APPLELOOSANS

[eXAKR]

@bulletbarrage APPLEOOSANS! OUR ENEMIES ATTACK USING APPLE PIES, THEY'RE COWARDS! THEY'RE FOOLS! WE SHOULD TAKE AWAY THEIR APPLE PIES!

TO APPLELOOSA!

[Mrblob100]

@eXAKR (\ bro hoof

[wolfiuz1]

@Mrblob100 Another bro hoof /)

[NinjaSlasher]

I got a Box Smasha in Retribution.

Carron would be proud.

[pussywussy5]

TEHHH FEWLS

[Kemonokami]

The narmiest voice acting ever heard in a video game. EVER.

[BlackSabbath628]

@Kemonokami O Rly? Check out Captain Boreale's speech.

[Kemonokami]

@BlackSabbath628

Not even THAT can compare to this.

[TheShadowyPahria]

...And this, children is how Mems are born.

[bloodraven209]

. . . . . . very funny!

[Musikkingofthecookie]

really, is it ONLY Eliphas who dosent get a nerd rage? :3

Bale: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IINNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIII!

Crull: KILL, MAIM, BURN!!!!!

Carron: RHIIINOOOOOHS! METHAL BAWKSEYS

Eliphas: So good to see you all again, Blood Ravens!

[waaaagh360]

press 3 for BWAKSES

[tyber32]

*looks at the comments the uploader replied to*

My god people are stupid...

[SinerAthin]

I just wonder how high the writing theme was when they wrote this scene o.O

Whatever they were smoking, I want some!

[Tulenhenki]

SSSSSINDRRIIIIIIIIIII!

[kb8ggmu]

Just plain funny

[VaragianPrince]

Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS­! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...*Asthma attack* We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!

...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!

[KnarkPekka]

Chaos marines also have "metal boxes" FOOLS!

[TheHitmanFourtyseven]

SSSSSSINDRIIIIIIIIIII!

[jedr1989]

28 people had their metal boxes taken away.

[redwire2155]

who the fuck is sindry?? i need an explenation please lol..

[Ashandorath]

@redwire2155

the chaos sorceror fromt he original campaign. he betrays the chaos lord.

[Rototornik]

SINDRY!!!

[Veninax]

BAWKES FOR THE BAWKS GOD!

[dopatine]

RHINOES 

[ValeriePuma]

HIDE IN MEETYAL BAWKZES! THE KOWARDS! THE FEWLS!

[xxlCortez]

I didn't played yet this part of the Soulstorm but this.... LOL. ALong with SINDRIII. There should be also Crulls "Let the Universe... DHRAAAWNNN IN IT!!!

26 dislikes? Probably those cowards whose hide in their metal bawxes.

[deathspecters]

I personally prefer the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

[uem941]

 Metal Boxes

[Zapinc9]

Problem Carrion? :)

[CantusTropus]

...kSINDRI!

[lordcrull]

When does he say this in the campaign?

[beastclaw33]

@lordcrull chaos assault on ravens stronghold

[JoAxInJoKeR]

We...we should take awayy their medul bawxses xDDDD

[AbyssalZones]

Ah Scott McNeil.

[Miunni]

The voice actor is clearly having too much fun.

[Damocles178]

I thought Rhinos had the firepower of a slingshot and the armor of a coke can but I would not dare say that to him since he sounds so sure of himself!

[Maxassault777]

SINDRIIIII! I had to do that.

[FlashTwister]

Rook! Rhynos RYNOS! our eneimys hyde in mhetal bhawkses! Teh coward! TEh Fewls :asthma attack: we... should tyke ahway their mhetal bhawkses.

[year111]

25 people had their metal boxes taken away.

[islanderboy]

FIIINNNLAAAYYYY

[greenremixv2]

Looook! Breakfast BREAKFAST!

Our enemys Hide In Cardbord Bawxes

TEH COWARDS TEH FEWLS!

we *Asthma* we shall open There Carboard Bawxes

SIIIINNDRRLIIIIIII!, pass me the chaotic milk....

[Crappy1441]

24 people hide metal bawkses. Teh coward! TEh Fewls!

[DrunkenKangeroo]

Was soulstorm a joke game???

[HellgateCA]

@DrunkenKangeroo if you compare it to dark crusade then yes,

[Rogovets]

I have an overwhelming urge to say Carron's lines when fighting SMs and CSMs on tabletop.

[SuchyxD]

thumbs up if you have watched it at least 5 times!

[FlashTwister]

24 people are COWARDS AND FEWLS!

[sprayframe]

metal bawxes!

[Maphysto]

The cowards...THE FEWLS!

[puenboy1]

Marine: Now, in Dawn of War 2, we use RAZORBACKS! Wait... Those are still metal boxes...

*sob*

[thatdudeoverthere456]

"umgasfnskfafks.............SS­SSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNDDD­DDDDDDRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIII!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Majora48]

order of BA choas lords. from best to... not best. 1. Eliphas 2. crull 3. carron and 4. bale for being a dumbass tool

[dddddd395]

Bale: "SSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID­DDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIII ..."

Crull: "BLOOOD 4 TEH BLOOOD GAWD !!!"

Carron: "MEHTAL BAWKSES !"

Eliphas: *facepalm*

[blboy129]

@dddddd395 eliphas is the most awesome to bad the gods r sorta pissed at him for failing so much

[Krobeles]

@dddddd395 totally agree. Eliphas was by far the coolest Chaos Lord so far. The others sounded like snarling dogs :P

[teleman07]

press 3 => metal bowkses *pelvic thrust*

press 9 => SINDRIIIIIII!!!

[lordcrull]

Where did the metal bawkes dialogue come from?

[Jenzmetal]

And now also in norwegian. "Se, nesehorn, NESEHORN! Våre fiender gjemmer seg i metallbokser, de feigingene, DE TOSKENE! VI...vi burde ta fra dem, ders metallbokser!

SINDRIIIII!!

[LuckyAmericanFilms]

Ah, Rhinos. Metal boxes that our enemies supposedly hide in. We have dismissed those claims.

[TawmDee7]

@LuckyAmericanFilms QFT

[shooters1251]

@LuckyAmericanFilms I know that this is 3 months later to reply, but is that from Mass Effect 2?

[Robman2277]

@LuckyAmericanFilms

Hahaha, I love you.

[GreenEyedSerb]

@LuckyAmericanFilms Ah, I see what you did there. Masterfully done, Sir.

[K4inan]

@LuckyAmericanFilms Mass effect 2 ending? xD

[dracosummoner]

@K4inan

Not the ending, but LuckyAmericanFilms' line is from Mass Effect 2 (around the middle of the game).

[K4inan]

@dracosummoner Reapers... We have dismissed that claim.

[DrCarl]

Rhinos! RRHYYNOOOES!!!

[JinRenegade]

When did this cutscene play during Soulstorm? I can't remember it at all.

[BigDickCheney]

@JinRenegade It's not a cutscene from the game. I put it together.

[JinRenegade]

@BigDickCheney Where did you get Carron's voice over about the Rhinos and shit then?

[BigDickCheney]

@JinRenegade Extracted it from the game.

[carsoncam10]

@BigDickCheney metel bawkses blood for the blood god sindriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIII

[Majora48]

@JinRenegade he put the video 2gether but the sound was from the game. if you play as choas and you attack blood raven strong hold.

[ND999taufan]

@JinRenegade In the Blood Ravens Stronghold, the Space Marines keep sending Rhinos to your base, filled with Troops & then the Rhinos run away, it's really annoying, & they keep doing that until you destroy the base that is producing them. So I'm guessing Carrion says it when the Rhinos first appear to rape your base.

[Firebat557]

@JinRenegade The statement in-game comes from the Space Marine stronghold during Soulstorm.

[Rogovets]

It's sorta funny how even in the tabletop, Tac Marines spend most of their moving in MEHTAL BAWKSES as so to avoid footslogging and getting mowed down by anti-heavies THE COWARDS! THE FOOLS!

[FreeCaptains]

SIIINNDDRRIIIIII!!!!!!!

[abdaloser]

AUGH, MAH SPLEEN!!!

[abdaloser]

AUGH, MAH SPLEEN!!!

[malavos]

METAL BAWKSES! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!

[malavos]

METAL BAWKSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

[Russiansnow]

Bawks-mahreens we are de emprahs fureh

[larodem]

Boreale versus Carron is like the Warhammer special olympics.

[IronMercenary2]

SPESS MEHRENS hide in METAL BAWKSES

[2207ful]

we should take away their metal boxes............... SSSIIIINNNDDRRIIIII!!!!!

[ReasonAndPurpose]

Warhammer 40k: The Dawn of BAWKSES

[TheVoiceOfReason93]

There's a humor story on the net about Carron and metal boxes - Carron was wounded badly at his defeat and carried off to the Warp, crippled permanently and in a coma. Years later someone had the bright idea to put him in a Chaos Dreadnaught - which is of course, made of metal, and box shaped...

Given Carron's hatred of 'METAL BAWKES', one should not be surprised that hilarity ensured.

[BenyMoreGamer]

@TheVoiceOfReason93 You sir, are a God for that :D

[101darksamus]

SSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN­NNNDDDDDDDDRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[101darksamus]

BAWKSES FO DA BAWKS GOD

[101darksamus]

da EMPRAH is smart to hide the SPESS MARENS in the METAL BAWKSES.

[G0ldbl4e]

Imagine if Firaveus ended up stuck in a Dreadnought

[nexxam1011]

@G0ldbl4e well then he would be hiding in a myriad of difrent shapes of metal not only a box :P

also aren't chaos dreads reserved for those who have to "repent" or something like that? :S

[NodDisciple1]

@G0ldbl4e You should make a Chaos Dreadnought of him! That'd pwn! XD

[Darethus]

From this comment on all comments shal be SIINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[MGGoblin]

SINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[mastardchief]

who said sindri? was it Bale? or Carron?

[Airganoth]

@mastardchief Bale said that.

[mastardchief]

@Airganoth ok but does bale in SOULSTORM!?

[Airganoth]

@mastardchief No, he said it in the first game.

[mastardchief]

@Airganoth i know but how did he CAME in this game? (Soulstorm)

[Airganoth]

@mastardchief He didn't

[mastardchief]

@Airganoth oh ok, so BigDickCheney has just added that picture/sound in this video?

[Airganoth]

@mastardchief I believe so.

[lololol835]

It was either this, or SPESS MAHRINES, or pronouncing Ghazk'gull as Gay skull.

Pick your poison.

[Henners1991]

He totally fits the Alpha Legion...

[Lordofthedonut]

lol this is hilarious