Hitler Practices his Chat Up Lines

[tzalwelgaanzeker]

Not sure why it was supposed to be funny. That woman was very beautiful!

[superbius1]

have had a ?

[Gam3rzED]

HAHA THIS IS EPIC! :D

[Kenny2k08]

Every pick up line sounds the exact same :p

[TheHippyRose]

This is brilliant :) he sees that girls face, walks away "Think I'd rather stay in and wank" ahahahahahah

[imbored2]

yeah half the movie Gerda is ugly, Half she is pretty. But Mrs. Goebbels is no prize herself

[augietec]

Very clever......

[mphello]

I never knew German women were so hard to get.

Have you ever seen German porn? My Fuhrer! They'll do ANYTHING!

[iceblue345]

the noise just makes it funnier

[povman]

LOL I love how he looks at the ugo and just walks away

[LightKia11]

That was fantastic! Thank you.

[yatah]

ROLFMAO. The end is fucking epic. Brilliant editing.

[veryumble]

Really funny. Yanks may struggle with the Brit slang but to memebrs of the old british empire, this is hilarious.

[jshaneyboy]

woulda thought his knob would be more like a banana. Well it is Hitler... ya never know

;)

[jshaneyboy]

woulda thought his knob ould be more like a banana. Well it is Hitler... ya never know

;)

[xindralol]

@CoverMeIAmReloading WTF

[ajay999999]

He started with a song line. I might try that one.

The other ones have never worked for me.

[GeneralCane]

Maybe I'm just slow but this video went too fast for me to get each joke. o_o

[markeruk]

Very good pissed my self watching this one very funny thanks for posting 

[Ugurcan2452]

@CoverMeIAmReloading Learn to spell.ü

[vnssh729KITTY]

did he fart?? XD

[HowDyaYouLikeMeNow]

My mate lost a bet, so he had to use whatever pick-up line I gave him the next time we were out. I gave him "How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?" He got a slap and drink in the face in the same night. :D

[Ugurcan2452]

@HowDyaYouLikeMeNow Your friend was a wimp. I'd beat the fuck out of both you and the slut.

[HowDyaYouLikeMeNow]

@Ugurcan2452 Yeah, that's why we go bars and not clubs. Too many twats. Good luck with that.

[FiroxBeasT]

awesome

[brunster64]

ROTFLOL - laughing so much I can't stop crying at the last line.

[ReachDeep1]

I'm staying in and wanking right now.

[rw9259]

This is still in my top three I swear.

[GRAHAM5020]

This is so bloody funny, i nearly wet myself..thank you for posting AlbertHallProds

[2009Denisem]

@GRAHAM5020 Thank you Graham for the share...FUNNY!!!!

[GRAHAM5020]

@2009Denisem So glad you liked that video...I thought it was the "dogs bollocks" Try again Mein Fuehrer.

[caotou]

I hope you guys realize that this is the moment before hitler and Eva Braun commited suicide.....

[MirkyBlueIconoclast]

"I doubt you still have your virginity, can I have the box it came in?" I should remember this XD

[swc1355]

@MirkyBlueIconoclast I swear to god, i'm tryin that one out just for kicks lmao

[guymerritt]

Oh my God - I'm 59, I've been sick..I stumble across this on the computer and if laughter heals - I'm healed. I fucking cried I was laughing so hard - just TOO funny.

[04Wenban]

this made my day

[sharkie541]

so that same german sentence have many different meanings?

[SPOOKSTR]

The best one is Hitler and his new BMW....a dead set classic.

[mackychloe]

That's a damn good parody!!!

[FerretFighterX]

hahaha definitely one of the better hitler vids on youtube.cheers!

[noelio67]

LOL

[SunnyKimbre]

You got my asthma goinggg

[coolcake8]

what movie is this from

[BlackSkullRacer613]

@coolcake8 Der Untergang (Downfall).

[fakeaccount663]

i luaghed when he moved on to the other women but walked off when she smiled. XD

[friskylover]

At last - one of these parodies is actually funny!

[Fucker686]

Cant imagine being asked out on a date with the world's most hated guy...........

[longlivebrasil777]

lol i love how hes saying this right in front of goebells

[steppinoutstudios]

Think I'd rather stay in and wank...

[CodGamersElite]

do you like fruit my noob is a peach

[thorshammer25]

Damn you I laughed so hard it hurt. This is gold.

[proon4]

Brilliant,!!!!!!!! I was pissing meself .....

[pawprint1059]

"Do you like fruit? My knob is a peach."

"I think i'd rather stay in and wank." I laughed sooooooooooooooo hard!! xD

[StephenDepressed94]

want to play Mr Wobbly hides his helmet lmafoooooo

[DJCW]

Think I'd rather say in and wank!!!!

hahahahahaha

Killer line!

[lordboojum]

The cool thing is the director of "Downfall" loves these.

[ddr110285]

lmao this ones funny

[WonkyTonkBotty]

LOL at Otto Gunsche's face.

[neardood1]

hahahahahaha lol

[HSSDamian]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

"Do you like fruit? My knob is a peach!"

[shoulderpainexercise]

wow dead on 50000

[LOGGER2305]

great video lol !

[MrLuciferSam]

Hehe - I never thoght I'd say this, but I actually feel sorry for poor old Adolf....ROLFL

[bimbo99]

+1 funny!

[TheRetirednavy92]

Stop making me laugh so loud, I am at work

[19JamieFraser98]

i think id rather stay in and wank made me lol =]

[steveletford]

thanks to y nephew thomas  for this. Be warned contains strong language. Over 18's only

[Neilist1001]

The original film is a terrific historical work. But I would never have heard of it were it not for these parodies. I think that the film's production company has made a tremendous mistake in demanding these kind of inventive, clever, witty and amusing parodies be censured -- particularly when they have given, and are giving, the original film world-wide free publicity that could not be purchased for tens of millions in ad revenue.

[theupsetter1969]

I think I'd rather stay in and wank? Genius :)

[LiMaoTang]

haha!!!! he didn't even bother for the asian !! hahaaaa

[axc19891]

A suberb ending

[Kingofeurope]

Hilarious. I actually laughed.

[Rascalizer1602]

these videos are pure genius :")

[shaner81l4m3rz]

this one is hilarious!!!

"I'd rather stay in and wank" lololol

[TheNeverSeeingEye]

Got to love Sid from Viz

[snowblood82]

"You probably don't have your virginity anymore, but can I have the box it came in?"

Baaaaad :p

[scannell30]

do you like fruit?? my knob is a peach

that kills me everytime =]

[knuddle68]

Fantastic! well done!

[aidanqn]

Slow down, I want to write these down.

Very entertaining.

[djduchesse]

Im crying with laughter.

[lewars1912]

@djduchesse lol

[george3912]

a laff-riot

[mrgenius4]

hahahahaha LOL !!

[fenackerpan]

Just the funniest thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jamie0333]

The ending line was genius.

[testardothebrave]

haha, one of THE BEST subs clips I've ever seen!

[thegreekbourne73]

Excellent you funny geezer

[bigcuy41]

Very clever!  Fun posting!

[El1t3HUNT3R13]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HItler cant score shit! hHAHAHAHAHAHA~ ohh god this is hirlarious!

[adam28xx]

omg ... I just wet myself laffing so much !!

[jthomsoncal]

lol that was probably the best one Ive seen yet...

[imachristian100]

lmfao

[TheEmperorBokassa]

Brilliant !!

[andy11200]

I can't breath. Fucking hilarious.

[El1t3HUNT3R13]

@andy11200 I know! HAHAHAHHAHA!

[ListentoStyle]

LOL

[thecollieowner]

good effort - of the funniest

[alastair171]

magic

[leodjoneluv]

Damn! somebody please help Hitler out and give him some game. lol

[EdMcF1]

Damn you, gave me asthma I laughed so much. MIssed the end, better watch it again.

[elesdos]

This is "FUNNY". Has to be one of my favorites. Well done.& thank you!

[SadisticMonkey336]

um why didn't you translate fuhrer

[MrBritdog2]

i broke my headset, great job funny

[tightbastard]

Excellent!!!

[SilverdaleDubs]

LMFBO!!!

Do you like fruit?

My knob is a peach!!

Fookin priceless!!!

[chookter1]

Wow - just fell off my chair!!!

[LKenman]

LOL what is he really doing? LOL

[ZamatoElite]

ROFL! "I'd rather stay in and wank."

Job well done.

[Hamstergirl71]

I think this one's my favorite..

[thebigJM92]

"I conquered most of Europe!

Impressed enough for a B.J.?"

roflcopter!

I nearly died laughing!

[MsKevin400]

@thebigJM92 someone played too much Wolfenstein

watch out blazkowich!

[chenrazee]

omg lol! "Think I'd rather stay in and wank." rofl

[stripes5150]

A hahaha

[Carelesscontrol]

LOL! I love the "I'd rather stay in and wank"

[ry2k09]

pmsl "id rather stay in and wank" lol funny shit

[aussiepassenger]

haha make more!! soo funny

[AlbertHallProds]

Hi all,

Sadly my videos "Hitler gets banned from Wikipedia" and "Hitler finds out his subtiles are wrong" have been singled out and deleted due to a copyright infringement claim by the German company that owns it (quite why my two when some others are getting hits in the millions I don't know). Could this finally be the end of the Hitler meme?

[mcgrewrich]

NEIN! The German company has started purging YouTube of these videos, but they will never get them all! As long as everyone keeps re-uploading old ones and uploading new ones! Besides, they are fair use according to international copyright law! YouTube is just afraid of copyright infringement claims! The RickRoll is still around! So are many other memes! YouTube has never killed a meme and never will! Internet memes will move to other video websites if YouTube ever succeeds in permabanning them.

[David0Schofield]

They are just sour Krauts :p

Disguise it with a funny name.

[SHOOT3RiG3ARS]

Maybe on that Hitler Declares war video you posted, Maybe Youtube listened to Hitler and are taking down some of the videos.. lol

[UtsniatheMightyOne]

@AlbertHallProds nein! nein! nein!

[Benad361]

@AlbertHallProds Mirror them. Then they can't detect them or make a copyright claim. It's how mine survive :).

[lordboojum]

@AlbertHallProds This constitutes fair use as parody so argue that with them. Other than that brilliant work.

[metalphoenix93]

@AlbertHallProds NOOOO NOOOO THAY CANT.....FEGELIEN FEGELIEN DAMMIT

[robbykhu]

@AlbertHallProds you should do "hitler gets banned from youtube"

[Zohaib1]

@AlbertHallProds dude, just dont put as many tags up or some shit or name it something else so atleast i can have the pleasure of watching them, name it like "cat goes for a walk"

[DrOrtmeyer]

@AlbertHallProds `please re upload just write copyright,,/i dont own anything etc.

please, im wondering about those, these are realy good

[661Sunshine]

@AlbertHallProds i think these videos are wayyy too viral to all be put out

[Ilikenuman]

hahahaha, he decides not to say anything to her.

this is brilliant

[GTHINDY]

Lol good video, did anyone else notice the female in the opening scene on the right wasn't even smoking? She fumbles when she is meant to put out a cigarette.

[ska2808]

lol@1:10

[BreakcoreGivesMeWood]

Last line had me laughing my SS off! :D

Check out my hitler spoof if you like

"Hitler spent 3000 euro on a gaming rig"

[sleepingawake666]

My jaws hurt i was smiling so much, they were all great. I doubt you still have your virginity but can i have the box it came in

[Pat2296]

Nearly died laughing! I've had some of those lines used on me too!

[lewars1912]

@Pat2296 lol

[disgustinghamburger]

This is like my new haircut: hitler edition!!!

[TheAssgas]

"why not try the plain bird who might be a dyke?"

*next woman

[AussieNathan91]

that ones hilarious. best ever :D gold

[perfectcatastrophe]

Lol! Nice

[tekdahoro]

I love you for this.