Never Mind The Buzzcocks S22E03 (Part 2)

[jakedizzle]

I do love how they "take a piss" on celebs on this show. Wish TV in America did the same. They're too pampered over here.

[Joannime]

I love bob mortimer <3

[HipHopCypher]

a bloody..d, mountain bike :D

[walonsubi]

I'd pay to see Simon cover Bootylicious.

[Hermy1138]

Kelly has a lot to learn

[buckbumble]

@Hermy1138 In general. I really think she should read a book.

[MrKennyd5]

LIKE A SMOOTHIE! LOL

[fabulousme11]

They said "Bedazzled Pimp cup."...... It was a fucking shoe.... and that is how I ended up on the ground laughing until I cried

[KieranShallcross]

I'm A JEW

[MegaKmlm]

@UnitedKingdomify how the fuck is that inappropriate? Do you have literally no concept of humour whatsoever? Oh look he is putting on a black person stereotype therefore he must be racist?! No! Actually what is wrong with you?

[UnitedKingdomify]

@MegaKmlm It wasn't funny. Guess I need schooling in concepts of humour. Not by you though.

[UnitedKingdomify]

Phil Jupitus doing the black stereotype thing... that was inappropriate, right? It must have been. I cringed involuntarily.

[thearcticwombats]

@UnitedKingdomify

no it's funny you cleft chin

[onpanicstreet]

The sound coming out of Jack's voice for their second intro sounded like Adele's when she was doing her intro with Mark Ronson.

[drumgroovy]

Jack has a weird American/English accent hybrid.

Sounds nice actually.

SHAAARRROOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!

[floocoo]

1.. 2.. 3... AAAAAAAAH!

[WesleyDieson77]

Did Kelly Rowland think the Kelly Simon was talking about was her? Surely he was talking about Kelly Osbourne

[jakedizzle]

@WesleyDieson77 He was since he said pop star and Kelly on the show is an R&B singer unlike Jack's sister that is a pop star. Well a pop star to a certain degree lol. She's just stupid.

[BigDeanomc36]

its just not the same without Noel Fielding...

[AllTimeJedLife]

"The power of Christ compels you!"

"I'm a Jew!"

Gotta love Amstell!

[o0FarrenFoxx0o]

totally couldnt stop staring at her nips after that.

[elsiee94]

I think Kelly did a really good job considering she probably isn't familiar with British humour. And she took all the puns on Destiny's Child really well even though Simon is so rude but so funny sometimes hahaha!

[angeltears6478]

I feel as if I need to apologize for American celebrities....

[coltmanm]

lol i think when kelly did the water thing she thought they were talking about her when they are actually talking about jacks sister

[IronMaiden2924]

I actually really like Kelly Rowland, I think the problem here was just that she doesn't understand British humour and I don't think she can be blamed for that, I doubt she was raised watching British comedy shows. Also, to be fair, if she hadn't thrown the water then we would never have got the TV Gold moment of 'I'M A JEW.' Have to be grateful to her for that.

[TheCureno1]

''the power of christ compells you'' .....''im a jewww''

[ilikemilkshake206]

Wow she IS looking very nippley

[Tarzipan58]

@dudaruma u should check out russel howard's good news, its just as funny

[sjaak86]

9:25 they are excely talking about Kelly Osbourne..

[nuimaleko7]

Why is Kelly Roland all over UK TV? Is it because she could not even get arrested here in America?

[thechosendot]

I love David O'Doherty.

He's so adorable :D

[RosaLui]

Kelly did a good job not taking herself too seriously.

[Gaz10t]

A bit like a smoothie..

[supervanillabear4]

There are a lot of Jewish people posting comments. Interesting.

[supervanillabear4]

"I want to go on." Jack awkwardly ignores her. That was uncomfortable.

[HumanoidBeauty]

'A bloody... dud... MOUNTAIN BIKE!'

[DjHippie2K11]

"The power of christ compells you!",

"I'm a Jew!",

Best line.

[xratedcheese]

I really liked Kelly on this episode, she didn't take herself too seriously

[rcox5670]

I'm a fucking mad man!

[urma1234567]

That stupid egotistic idiot Rowland thot that they were talking about her instead of osbourne. Bitch.

[crimsletons90]

Bobs story is so awesome!

[carly3579]

Did you see the peak nick did at kelly when simon told kelly she was looking very nippley? haha caught in the act Grimmy!

[BeyFierceIV]

IT IS A SONG, NO1 KNOWS! Lmfao. Always gets me.

[DODODADATUMTEETAAA]

P Diddy is a piece of shiddy!

[VickeyjRickelton]

IM A JEW!

[VickeyjRickelton]

123 YAOHW!

ME: AHH!

[VickeyjRickelton]

123 YAOHW!

[detournesol]

Love Kelly in this, I think she's being very candid, nothing to be embarrassed about guys :)

[fluffycheese123]

'You look very nipply Kelly. You too Phil.'

[ivarbt]

You come on here, with your jive ass sawngs! Man! I love Phill! :-)

[timminchinfan1996]

Hah Jesus compels you! IM A JEW!!!! Simon you babe -3 ;)

[BillieJolene1]

OMG! thanks kelly, i'm now officially embarressed to be American and black. WTF was that?!! i'm only thankful that my southern accent in my videos is fake. other wise that 3rd common strike just might make me suicidal. 

[JayaJTV]

Wait...when Simon was talking about Kelly, was it Rowland or Osborne?

And why would Rowland splash water on Simon if it was Osborne...WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO DO WITH JESUS

[Electrononsenseable]

Jack osbourne managed to say nothing of interest for the whole show, thats a new record :P

[dudaruma]

I think I'm watching too many British shows. I live in America, I know plenty of brilliant and wonderful people, but after watching this show and mock the week for a while, part of me still wonders "are we really all that dim?"

[edtri19]

@dudaruma most of you are ;)

[painingulliver]

I love Phill! That was an awesome impression. I think there should be more comments on here about Phill.

[LostLuke1000]

'Kelly you look very nippley.'

[flylikeacow]

Simon doesn't think you're ready for this jelly.

[PlagueIndustry]

When Jack was doing the intro's, was I the only one remembering the movie "Mars Attacks!"?

[starryeyedocean]

Ahh nipple-y. LOL

Notice how she self-conscisly covers her chest for aaages after XD

[cryinward]

I'M A JEW

[SrMorphine]

Yup, Bob Mortimer definitely looks like he could be Martin Freeman's dad.

[griptaily]

hes got a bedazzled pimp cup XD

[sparklystuff007]

"The power of Christ compels you!@

"I'M A JEW!!"

Roflmfao!!

[bareakon]

If I was Simon, I'd be more careful with Kelly.

She's in the ejector seat

[Ellystar125]

gotta love nick grimshaw

[satthew]

Ah I see no-one dislikes seeing Kelly's nips

[Danielggoogle75]

she did look very nipply

[lostskate4evaxxx]

you come in here with your JIVE ASS SONGS!!!! :')

[comfortcomes1984]

I'm a fucking madman!

[allaurae]

it... is a song.. NO ONE KNOWS.

omg i love you kelly ^_^ don't take simon's shit.

though of course, simon i still love you but right now kelly is pretty awesome.

[cakedukes]

"I'm a Jew" omg lol love you Simon

[jaojaodevojke]

She never heard of primal scream, lock or menu. I got no words..

[jeezor]

0:13 :/

[MEVVH]

"I love toffee crisp!"

Fave ever.

[greekdee]

Your body IS too bootylicious for me, Simon. <3

[92columbo]

How the fuck can you say bob Mortimer isn't funny when there is david O'Doherty Sitting next to him David is shit

[bladerunner12]

Quite nipple-y indeed.

[rollingstone100]

kelly's suprisingly cute

[moeba777]

@rollingstone100 Yeah, cute like cancer.

[moeba777]

ignorant bitch thinks they are talking about her instead of kelly osbourne

[mattwxmla]

its me who had my mouth taped up im a fucking mad man

hahahahaahahahahahah

[goodbyejohnnythunder]

hearing amstell saying 'bedazzled pimp cup' has given my life meaning :L

[lashlashlashlashlash]

Nipples. Nipples everywhere.

[o0FarrenFoxx0o]

"Kelly, you're looking very nipple-ly at the moment....AWWKWWAARRDD"

[eejash90]

that awkward moment when jack osbourne make a dark joke and everyone falls silent *tumbleweed* 0:50

then david o'doherty jumps in and saves him

[amazingkates]

@KeyserrrSoze I didn't think he was funny either but watch Shooting Stars with Vic Reeves. It's HILARIOUS.

[LicensetoIL]

WITH YA JIVE ASS SAWWWWWWWWNNNNNNGGGSSSS

[LeftFalangie]

Aw, poor Kelly! She's so cutely clueless, but she's still doing her best!

[catroolz]

i bet kelly rowland thought simon was talking about her when he said "kelly"... which is why she threw the water...

[annac8059]

there are so many lines from this part that i could right and be like HAHAHA.

but it would take too long lol

[MUFC689908]

I LOVE Kelly Rowland in this episode! Love love love.

[awkwardfuntimes]

I find "British" humor actually funny. I honestly do not laugh at the fail attempt we have here for Comedy. I mean, SOMETIMES there is something funny, but it doesn't make me laugh at British comedies do.

[SethWreckLollis]

"Nobody's heard"..?

-___- Don't diss my favourites, lady.

Classic episode :D

EXTREME PIXELLATION!

[nowayitsjennie]

Isn't it just a quote from family guy?

[J0hnMarston]

Bob Mortimer is an unfunny twat

[REMnut12]

I LOVE David!

[applecrumble24]

what does kelly say before simon says 'im a jew'

[slurpeeday]

@applecrumble24 "the power of christ compels you" i think it was the first time someone from the bible belt met a non-christian.

[DJOfRadioGallifrey]

Phil jupitus talking jive, and simon yelping Jew had be crying.

[Sabbotage]

Kelly Rowland is ADORABLE at 1.38!

[aps6666]

the fat guy on kellys team, he does a lot of fake laughs. Funny guy but his fake laughs are annoying.

[crimsletons90]

love bobs crocodile joke!!

[bruzzy77]

Toffee Crisp?

[lollypop36]

Dang, why isn't she wearing a bra?

[FulchesterUnited]

@lollypop36 Who cares!!!

[lostskate4evaxxx]

a bloody.......uh...m..mountain bike!!!!!!!!

[HeatherRawriee]

"You come one here... wit ya JIVE ASS SAAAWNGS!"

[PleaseAlex07]

I LOVE Toffee Crisp.

[TheBluePianist]

i miss buzzcocks and amstell :(

[danielmokey]

my god, dave o' doherty is hilarious!

[nmzag1]

She says she's 23... When?

Quality repartee between Grimmy and Simon. 

[lovediamond03]

if he wasnt gay i'd be on him like a moth on a laamp

[GeorgeGeek]

I love the small chat Nick and Simon have about the Ting Tings, classic and cute! :L

[DefinitelySurely]

Aw, I actually felt a bit bad for Kelly during the nipples bit, she felt so self-conscious after that. :( Still funny though, love Amstell.

[xXDarkMagicianGirlx1]

"i love toffee crisp:)"

[crimsletons90]

love bob's joke about the crocodile

[JagoReedJones]

Kelly looks very nippley.

[coolbean08]

kelly was pretty good at 'getting used to the british humour' as she said. but honestly, is it that dry? its all clearly a joke, people literally cant take a joke anymore! ive found that its very easy for brits to enjoy american humour.....for example, i find scrubs and family guy hilarious. why is it so difficult for the americans?

[thermos26]

@coolbean08 Most Americans do get "British" humour, because it isn't really "British." It's just good humour. Of course there will be some who are offended by anything, but they won't get "American" humour anyway. There isn't as much of a difference between the styles of humour as people seem to believe. I say this as an in-between Canadian.

[j0phus]

@thermos26 Haha.. Way to flatter yourself. Somehow Canada is on the level of America and the UK?

[357Snowball]

I'm a Jew...

WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE GAY???????

[phantasmbunny]

Hmm. LumberJack. O.o

[jhwoasis93]

phil is a a pisser when he shouts at simon in that amrican woman way.

[beccaweccakins]

screw the fact that he's gay, i am in love with simon amstell :)

[as9302]

NIPPLES!!!!

[JordynJitters]

"THE POWAH OF CHRIST COMPELS YEW!" "I'm A JEW!!!"

[ELCNUmorFnaMehT]

LOL, Simon is way too harsh on the girl. Well at least she laughed it off

[Serpico69]

Kelly's nipples are awesome!

[xxxblacknightxxx0]

@Serpico69 i so agree,i stared at them so much,n those tits,jiggle jiggle

[prodigal0x]

is it me or does phil really not like that other team captain?

[Irvybaws]

"Like a smoothie!!!"

[TheDarkHippy93]

6:46 - I would so do Simon.

Y'know, if he was into women.

[Benjodstand77]

Bob Mortimer is a legend,he is soooooooo much funnier than Vic Reeves

[kizzization]

nippely....LOOOOL

[hobobuckettre69]

Why.... on earth.... did she try to exercise him? lol Still not sure on that one.

[Benjodstand77]

@hobobuckettre69 they were talking about Kelly Osbourne but Kelly Rowland got the wrong end of the stick and assumed it was her they were ribbing

[hobobuckettre69]

@Benjodstand77 No, I got that. I just didn't get why she'd exercise him for it.

[cuckoo61]

not brit humor, that's simon humor! :P

[thomasimon]

7:53

He could've also used the Hives

[notarandomperson]

i carnt stop looking at kellys nipples, god dam u simon!!

where they like that in part one?

[Misli10]

I love David when he says "A bloody... Montain bike!"

[jellytots2008]

phil jupitus is hilarious :)

[norwichtillidie]

i love the part where one of the guys said they had a fight with an alligator and had my his mouth tapped because he is a mad man lol

[PsychoChikusho]

A GAY JEW?! blasphemy

[Tamas123]

blasforyou blasforeverybody - Eddie Izzard

[blueblackandpale]

I knew it was Kings of Leon but I thought it was Razz..don't know why.

[chocolatefuckingmilk]

"youre looking very nippley, kelly"

[damofa21]

Surely the bee's favourite band would be The Hives?

[FreakinSweet86]

it's me who had my mouth taped up, I'm a fucking mad man XD

[CasparWilson]

simon was too mean to the girl, she did actually do pretty well.

[TheBluePianist]

LOL "I'm a jew", cracks me up everytime

[MilitantOldLady]

@TheBluePianist

i nearly hurt myself laughing :D

[mig11280]

David O'Doherty is really cute when he gets excited :)

[REMnut12]

@mig11280 He's really cute, full stop!

[rockabillychickee]

kelly got into it didnt she? shes so cute!

'you come on here with your jive-ass-song!'

[sxw162]

"I love toffee crisp."

Oh so do I, so do I. That made me LOL so much! It's just so random!

Thanks for uploading PhiMine. You are a YT legend!

x)

[hadar7773]

"a bloody mountain bike"

[jihadulnafs]

tofee crisp lol

[thepatchworkheart]

the boobies joke revolted simon!

[MuseandIncubus]

why not

[Crookmeisteren]

coz its not that funny, he is just pointing out a fact

[wdsa8d]

like a smoothie

[8arctic2]

i love david o'doherty, but he's not that talkative in this one which is a shame. everytime he opens his mouth he says something hilarious

[musicinducedeuphoria]

when Simon said the thing to Jack about his sister "at least not Kelly", Kelly Rowland didn't think he was referring to her, did she?

in any case, his face when he said "I'm a Jew" was classic.

[BoxWithAView]

yeah it looked like she thought he was talking about her

[Corbon440]

Kelly is damn fit and a good sport.