Eddie Izzard on Christmas

[MrDdinchina]

Canada is of course part of Russia, separated during the Cretaceous period by the Baring Straight. . North America is part of America, which includes Puerto Rico. South America is the southern part of the USA whose capital is New Orleans, which was founded by Joan of Arc, a little known fact.

[wahinesurfergirl]

I can never stop laughing at Eddie Izzard's stand-up skits, and his comedic timing. He is just that hilarious and bloody brilliant!

[MsTWILIGHTLOVER13]

Am I the only one who noticed he's calling baby Jesus 'Baby G'? xD

[wahinesurfergirl]

@MsTWILIGHTLOVER13 As in G-sus=Jesus - get it? Pointing that out. :)

[davegto67]

SACK OF CHARCOAL!

[rachelisinsane]

PIPE THE FUCK DOWN THE LOT OF YOU!!! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!

[FeathersInTheSky1]

@CoolKillerClan I'm sorry but while insulting people and being a prick can you please use correct grammar. Also you're wrong Canada USED to be a part of North America it is now recognised worldwide as a different country. The only people unable to tell this are ages under 7.

[andreradulili]

@FeathersInTheSky1 North America is a continent, not a country. Canada is part of North America.

[ifitsnotrockandroll]

@FeathersInTheSky1 Northa America consists of 2 countries Canada and The United states. North America itself is a conitinent. what you might as well be saying is that england is no longer part of europe

[FeathersInTheSky1]

@ifitsnotrockandroll Actually I live in England and I can tell you though we are part of the EU we do not think of ourselves as European, we have retained our own currency and do not always accept what the EU says as law.

[ifitsnotrockandroll]

@FeathersInTheSky1 I never said thae that England is not part of europe i was saying that calling England not part of europe is almost just the same as calling Canda not part of North America

[FeathersInTheSky1]

@ifitsnotrockandroll Are you talking about the North American and Eurasion plates?

[ifitsnotrockandroll]

@FeathersInTheSky1 If you go back and look at your comment you stated that Canada used to be a part of the continent North America. I am telling you for a fact the Canada is part of the continent North America. The reason i talked about England and europe was because If you are to call Canada not part of North America it is the equivilant of calling England not part of the continent Europe

[FeathersInTheSky1]

@ifitsnotrockandroll ... my head hurts, please simplify that I am only 15.

[ifitsnotrockandroll]

@FeathersInTheSky1 so am I

[ChildOfDarkness12]

"year plah? year flimdoo?"

[popazz1]

Sometimes,Eddie,you're just way too oblique,lol! Genius!

[imev6lli]

this and dress to kill are hes best shows

[CoolKillerClan]

im in canada and they sell charcoal

[TheMrPinnell]

@CoolKillerClan he said america, not canada!

[CoolKillerClan]

@TheMrPinnell america is a countinet you fuck face united state of america is the coutry if your to retarded to know i bet your american cuz on your ac of independence that what your first retard whated to call your country

[TheMrPinnell]

@CoolKillerClan why is everyone always so racist? and i'm not american. i'm english. get you facts right! and besides, canada isn;t part of the americas

[CoolKillerClan]

@TheMrPinnell yes canada is in nourth american idiot go ack to school

[TheMrPinnell]

@CoolKillerClan i'm not even going to continue arguing, because i know for a fact that i'm right and if i try to state that you'll just deny it by saying a load of un-educated, un-grammatical, misspelled drivell. i am afraid you have been outdone.

[CoolKillerClan]

@TheMrPinnell im french canadia and your a fucking idiot maby one of does that is doing troble in england stop living in your drug world and learn sunthing

[TheMrPinnell]

@CoolKillerClan aw look, the little troll is trying to ascert itself! how cute!

[BadgerStyler]

So much meta-comedy!

[yuumagure]

We have sacks of charcoal... do they not have them on the east coast.

[Drewx2x2]

Baby G was there .. then he grew up, grew older and died .. and uh .. shortest version of that story, isnt it. lol

[yuumagure]

We have sacks of charcoal, their typically hidden behind the shelf with snacks and under some type of useless mock toilet paper.

[Ariela1230]

Mer is the socks of the bible

[greyhoundmadness]

i love his little proud look after he says sack of charcoal :)

[MusicalJoe99]

eddie izzard is hilarious!!!!!!!!

[Exarian]

Am I the only one who finds it off when Eddie wears pants? I'm so used to him crossdressing, it just seemed normal. 

[monny287]

@Exarian

Well, he is cross-dressing. He's just in a woman's pantsuit. :)

[SouthernPoint52]

Merry Christmas and Happy Birthday, Baby Jee!

[chaozengine]

16 People have No Fookin' sense of humour. ;)

[ghtjdjdhfjeosnvcurth]

Eddie, you're a genius but somebody needs to tell you that Jesus begins with a "J".

[MrPmj1979]

Eddie Izzard is a comedy genuis. I love intelligent comedy. :-DDD

[Lythya]

"So, uhm ... the NEW testament."

I love his random changes of subject.

[AccidentalGhost]

Baby J. xD

[ubeentoasted]

LMFAO i love eddie izzard, i love the face he made when he said "what's he talking about" XD

[Jacquesvoller]

@bagel4281. its funny when british comedians do it because british comedians are FUNNY!

[bagel4281]

i have a question, how is it that people get pissed off about bo burnham talking about religion in a bad way, but when the british comedy geinous does it, people find it hilarious??? just asking not that i dont find eddie hilarious i love him XD

[aggeman2]

"What's he talkin about?" :D

[JeffBeckJunior]

question. why did my shirt comment gt so many thumbs down. i didn't mean it in an offensive way. eddie izzard is a comedy genius. it was just something i was wondering about.

[BuickGirl1986]

Anyone know what the 3 preasants are for? :) I do

[huwdude]

i thought tht sheep joke was fuckin funny

[HayleToTheHammer]

So he grew up, grew older... and died. Shortest version of that story.

:D

[JeffBeckJunior]

is he wearing an orange shirt?

[BloodroseBathory]

don't think so:)

[coldio]

nope.

[atheistthedirtyword]

no its a fan-tab-ulis red spandex suit

[CrownRadio]

@JeffBeckJunior naw, his necklace looks like a collar, but its not.

[JeffBeckJunior]

thanks

[MsDanishgirl]

Ha ha ha ha Baby Jee and big fuck off beard....

[aallieb133]

i dont get the charcoal bit???

[williambrodie]

@aallieb133 Typically at the UK gas stations the shops always have bags of coal outside for BBQs, they also sell cigerettes etc... thats what he meant...

[43056845]

Baby Jee. xD

[pagthepeg]

i love this man, he just like me old history teacher :)

[supermousesuper]

What. an amazing. history teacher!!

[rose17rose]

"Couldn't be buggered, couldn't be buggered."

[siggster03]

He grew up, grew older .... and died.

[Ninjamonkey767]

Where is that bit going?

[rose17rose]

"Year Flmbu?"

[XxOhMYGOTH42xX]

izzard is sexy. XD <3

[ScarletDavies]

We bring you gold! Aaaaaaah

We bring you frankincense! Aaaaaaaaaah

We bring you myrrh! Ehhh...

[cnthtinkofanyname]

i concur

[DrRoxo]

banjo, i think.. and yes, agreed

[ScarletDavies]

All agreed

[AndyTheNihil]

@Akanguru AGREED mate!! X-D

[SuperJosephVincent]

@Akanguru sorry but it's spelt banjo

[benberkovic]

@Akanguru banjo

[MADAMEOCTA07]

hahah

it was a lampost for whale and we got lost ... oh eddie your a gem!

cant wait till november to see him!!

[quecheeracer]

@MADAMEOCTA07 for a whale....?

[amadeusdanger]

he kept saying baby "g" haha

[CommanderHoskins]

He was saying "Baby Jee"

[angelkurikura]

He could always replace the "charcoal bit" with "bag of ice" in America, I see those at gas stations a lot. Even people with ice machines get them for parties.

I love the part about how the actual Wise Men were there, but they have to play the shepherds, because they were off trying to get the sheep from blocking the road. XD

[mendor612]

the bit about talking about why it doesnt work in america is funnier then changing it

thats why i couldnt bugger it

[aQuaSPLaSHLoVe]

so wat is the big deal about charcoal in england?

[mendor612]

he said it

in america we dont have charcoal in our convienece stores, we have ice. Instead of changing it though he kept it in there, yet still mentioned it.

classic awesome

[zeldagoblin]

They sell it outside gas stations for the purpose of barbequeing

[zibafu]

the joke is, santa, is supposed to give children a sack of charcoal if they have been naughty throughout the year instead of giving christmas presents.

[teenphantom]

... He explanes the joke afterwards, its nothing to do with santa, its the fact that the three wise men had to go to an all night petrol station and thus, charcoal

[zibafu]

awright fair enough apparently I missed that, it is true tho that santa is supposed to give charcoal to bad kids, and I thought because baby jesus had "asked" for more presents they brought him the charcoal cause its cheeky to be asking for more presents and thus naughty

[jasper0192837465]

i always thought it was coal, not charcoal

[monkeypaw1010]

It is coal.

[williambrodie]

@jasper0192837465 coal and charcoal are different things... coal comes from the ground, charcoal is like toasted wood

[SpagBoll4Ever]

Charcoal is used for BBQ's you can also buy disposable BBQ thingy's at Gas/Petrol stations in UK on your way to a fantastic camping site. Where you can BBQ giant steaks & pounds of sausages(hot dog like things) and live the American......... but it is always pissing down with rain and napalm could not ignite a fucking tea light here. But hey we dream... we yearn.. so no matter what, should the sun shine for one small fucking moment! We know we can get charcoal and we will have BBQ!

[tutfut]

@aQuaSPLaSHLoVe nothing realy

[Tidde]

"Baby J got grew up, got older and died."

[azpeev]

Big fuck-off beards?

Hilarious

[froggybrit]

we bring you 20 cigarettes,a diet cola,and a sack of charcoal! lol

[Theronguardaaah]

He is very good I like em.

[some1call999ImDying]

no Rob thomas has the same haircut as eddie izzard

[JenO293]

@some1call999ImDying that's really creepy i love him and eddie!

[whimsical5]

he has the same haircut as Rob thomas,,

[makerofshoes1]

I love his taking notes "where is this gag going" and "I thought it was a great gag, just needed an explanation." :)

[ziggywashere]

I'm American and at least around me we have sacks of charcoal (I don't know wtf for I live in D.C) at gas stations. But I usually pick up a bag of firewood at 7/11 when I make a slurpee run. ;)

[BringerOfD]

last minute barbecue preparations?

[reeblite]

oh, i' m american and i love eddie lizzard.

[SPYING111]

lol mary joseph and baby G

[ChoniclesBailey]

It'd have to be spelled Jee, eh? Although I suppose he could mean Baby God, since that's what Jesus is...

[ltdreamer]

Nah, he's got another joke about God's childen:

Asus, Bsus, Csus, Dsus, Esus, Fsus and Baby Gsus.

[youknowitsbosh]

Yes, very funny gag in ENGLAND and FRANCE...not in America, it goes down like a lead balloon!

[albatros777]

Are you from the U.K.? I haven't met anyone in the U.S. that doesn't find Eddie Izzard Hilarious if they know who he is.

[youknowitsbosh]

It's a line from the clip, my friend...I'm American, and Izzard is one of my favorite comedians.

[albatros777]

Oh. I'm an idiot.

I was just play listing all the izzard clips i could find when I saw your comment!

[LiekaQueenofDarkness]

Hilarious! I was about to start saying which bit I liked best, but realised I was beginning to write up a transcript. xD

Oh and by the way, I love the way Izzard uses 'fuck off' as an adjective, always have done. XD

[loserkidDJ182]

Yeah "big fuck-off beard testament".

That aways made me laugh.

[goaliegirlsarah159]

hahaha....

[madseadog]

he grew up, grew older and died...shortest version of that story isn't it. Nice one ^^

[weinmj123]

lol

[skwlisboring]

no i kept it in.....cudn't b buggered!

[suziboo74]

Wonder if he's got something to say on Scientology now he's been in a film with Tom Cruise? Would be interested to hear it...

Mmmbwaahaahaahaaaa

[RavenBlaze]

B.C = before cheese, A.D.= al-dentay

if you a pastafarian. FSM. RAMEN

[44vnoxw]

They have sacks of charcoal in america

[44vnoxw]

wtf?? what was that all about? I live in America, I would know we DO have charcoal

[sutra46]

He means available in gas stations that stay open 24 hours, do they sell charcoal there?

[44vnoxw]

I haven't seen any lately... but I saw them a long time ago. I don't really pay attention to be honest

[Avrillavigne99]

ITS A JOKE.. chill out america, i'm canadian.. and i know you have charcoal too.. CHILL lol

[44vnoxw]

Lol i know it's a joke but someone asked me if they really sold charcoal xD haha

[eviloverlordcaboose]

when he says things about charcoal he means like bad kids get coal instead of presents right?

[Emilyluvsspotty]

yep, I think so. I LURVE this guy!

[YawpingStance]

No, he means at late night gas stations in England and France they've got sacks of charcoal (like for lighting your grill) but in America they don't. There weren't any stores open for the wise men to buy Baby Je's birthday presents, so they went to a late night gas station. That's what the whole conversation with Baby Je was about with people in America not getting it but he kept it in the show anyway.

[techiepiratechick]

yeah, he wasnt pointing out that Jesus was bad, lol. He meant the whole gas-station-was-the-only-place­-open-late-so-had-to-buy-what they-had bit.

[NewWorldCorp]

DOMINOES lol

[hollownae]

Hahahaha. Absolutely nuts how he decides to keep the joke with the bag of charcoal bought from the gas station as a present for Baby Jesus, "even if doesn't fly in the US" and then proceed to have a casual conversation with Jesus about how he kept it.

[Kancil660]

Baby G, we bring you GOLD..LOL

[1patti]

you mean Baby J

[wikinfei]

you mean Baby Je

[sk4t3b0arder]

hahaha owned

[XDsawabooXD]

woow funny xD

[JacintaSeabrook]

I love Eddie's notes to himself. They're the best parts sometimes. And the whole bit about, "That never works in America." "So did you cut it out?" "No, couldn't be buggered." CLASSIC.

[Ragleredwood]

Eddie is extremely funny! And a good actor! Why did the Riches get cancelled? Anyone here know?? I loved it! And they left us all waiting too!

[ironmongoose]

mini driver had a baby.

[impmonzuko]

"Get that beard out the way"

[Bugglesfan79]

1:19 is sooo hilarious lol :P

[Goggemarjus]

Hahaha!!! Good one! sheep roadblock and then try to get the sheep through!;D

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

I know, I thought it was great too.

[FlamencoChe]

Yes. You rub it on the back of a duck...it goes quite fast! LMAO!!!!

[oywidapoodles]

Nice paraphrasing. XD

[jaygrundy12]

Blasmphy,

This is madness!

[WillPKILL]

Madness? ...

THIS IS IZZARD

[milkcookies8]

"with big fuck off beards" lmfao eddie is so awesome

[SpenBoi]

Lmao 20 cigaretts diet coke and sack of charcoal

[sugarnspike613]

I thought Ano Domine meant "After Death"...so...does this mean Jesus died in 32AD?

[Isseinoyuu]

yes

[gazzalw]

He faked his own death in circa 32ad yes. Then buggered off to Kashmir.

[FlamingZero753]

Yes Anodenomine Is in the year of our lord

[sugarnspike613]

Okay. Only helpful if you then go on to define if "in the year of our lord" means the year he was born or the year he died...

[lovemusicals1]

eddie izzard is an absolute genius

he makes me howl

=]

love him

[Dieselx08]

This dude is so queer but i find him so hillarious!! god he's funny as hell!!!

[Nostawyn]

I'm confused, why would Americans not get the sack of charcoal part? Do most American gas stations not sell charcoal? Because I'm American, and a lot of gas stations near where I live sell charcoal.

[Deadgoat]

Madness!

[GBlair88]

Madness?

THIS IS SPARTA.....Sorry couldn't resist.

[Deadgoat]

*kick*

[DaystarDragon]

I love the way he keeps commenting on the reactions. "No one ever gets that joke..."

[kittyria7]

ya i know its fabulous!!

[spardaking]

whos d

oh d is domino, they make pizzas

[BrohemianRhapsody]

We bring you, twenty cigarettes, a diet coke, AND A SACK OF CHARCOAL!

lol, amazing.

[stephz94]

get the beard outta the way!

haha i laughed efor ages at that!

[PsychosisByOsmosis]

they should've given baby gee a cardboard box. No matter how expensive the toy/present, the baby will always play with the box more

[kittyria7]

true, true, true except for the lies

[imaof4]

Love, love this man - sooo funny!!. Shouldn't Baby Gee be Baby Jay? Sorry for being technical...

[azgeogirl]

I think he means Gee as in the pronounciation JEsus, not his first initial J

[imaof4]

Hadn't thought of that - makes great sense! Love the translation of Domino - could be our Lord or a pizza chain - you choose :).

[shiromori]

It's DominE, actually, not DominO. That was the joke. "Ano Domine" is Latin for "year of our Lord" - shortened to A.D.

[InvaderLoki]

naw, it's just Baby Je

[filmbuff87]

i know the french way of pronouncing J is gee... and G is jay.

Baby Gee!

*laughs*