Michael 10

[WARar1234]

They limted me, they actually banned me from the store haha

[lmgriml]

Michael for president 

[chancejezzo]

LoL how are dry blueberries not as juicy as a dry lmao dashie you funny as heck keep it up bro

[MegaIdaniel]

AND-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUHHHHHHHHHH

[reytorres917]

Michael 11

[themoe85]

Wtf lol

[lilveliciousG]

ITS SOLDIER KNOWS BEST!!!

[wtfisthis141]

Lol

[Kane22ize]

Damn Michael you got some big ass lips lmao

[SuperGabriel74]

dashie what happened to the old guy

[MrRossipoo]

u shud do more than michael vids

[nrd1995]

NOT AS JOO-SAAIYY!!! xD

[Xmoto16]

@Dashie

At least upload a new vid each week. YOU REALLY GONNA DO ME LIKE DASHIE. Dashieeeeee reeeeallly are u reeeeallly.

[MudkipzGamer]

NOT ASS JUIICAAY!!

[KeepCalmAndPlayZelda]

heh Michael reminds me of Bill Cosby....

Wait, what if that IS Bill Cosby trapped in Michael's body?!

Awww snap! :O

(ShitJustGotReal!)

[piconjo61]

TO MICHAEL!!!

[KirbyRulz23]

Lololololololololololololololo­lolol!!!!!! This is hilarious!

[LaBarbiie23]

0:45 GETS ME EVERYTIME LMFAOO "NOT ASS JUIICYYY" hahahhahaha

[ArckAyngel]

About damn time. Been a long time coming

[sooperlightupthing]

Dayem at :47 XD

[nguyelis001]

AAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAH!!!

[DippersandSmiles]

Now who is the one dumb ass that dislikes this?

[23Mmariano]

If there are any bloopers of the Michael videos, PLEASE UPLOAD! Hahaha.

[xVsparxVx]

put in captions and watch the video

[dwaylord]

press 1 or 8 for constant laughter

[tuprincipe]

at second 0:25 press the 2 button on your keyboard, let it play again to 0:25 and do it over and over and over

[dajah12341]

Micheal sounds like a sick Bill Cosby

[tuprincipe]

you did good dashie

[DarkMetalSkies]

i was waiting for this like everyday

[AngieVirgoXP]

That's it...I'm going to buy some damn blueberries. :-)

[crayolaxXxcre8tives]

0:18 - 0:20 ok???

[themoe85]

Wow lmao hilarious

[gdjbgdjg]

I am so excited to-dai, because this does mark the release date of a product that I I I I YOUKNOWIJUSBEELEXCITEDBEELLIKE­IGUNNAEXPLODE!!!

[BlackFightMan]

0:16

[sasquatchhhhh]

So I clicked on this video and, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...it was funny! So I gave it a thumbs up. ;) Love you Dashie!

[TheVokality]

OMG! Dashie, this shit was fucking hilarious! I nearly got kicked out of my dormatory; you got me laughing here @3AM in the morning. Shit nigga I cant breathe

[jonnybaddazz]

I knwo you hear this alot..but i was having a really shit-tastic week ..i mean mad at the world type of day ..say your vid and damn if i don't fell a little bit better

[gdjbgdjg]

lmfao.. my nigga

[subarashi]

Michael is my best friend. I buy blueberries every time I'm at the grocery store in hopes that that'll encourage them to stock more!

[kmjrockz97]

I lost it at 0:02 x'D

[XxSiLeNtSoUlxX1000]

@Xtomo16 please dont judge him. He has anger issues.

[xXCr0tchSh0tXx]

we need more videos on this channel dashie cause there funnierrrrrrrr dan a bitch

[Xmoto16]

why is his right shoulder big than the left? XD

[KadaverDog3155]

he did this today

[superman1234393]

That was pretty funny.

[ashmegjo]

Sir, please!!!! Chiiiiiilllllllllll.

[kbg187]

my boy michael a little too excited right now

[Briangangster02]

Michael.. you're upper lip is biggerrr dan a bitch!

[MultigrainMufin]

1 peroson is going to develop type 1 diabetes

[MegaWaterboy11]

This is really off-topic, but when u said release date July 2012, i thought u were talking about the new Wii:)

[EraMammaKullare]

how can it be 304 views and 189 likes?!

[Xmoto16]

@EraMammaKullare ur dumb

[EraMammaKullare]

@Xmoto16 no it called trolling ;)

[ninetaledj]

@EraMammaKullare thats possible

[gknight007]

YO my boi! u ain't wrapped to tight ROFL

[VERYGIFTEDKINGZ]

Lol this Shit is funny

[thehoeslaper]

lol damn banned from the store\

[kikistayflyful]

a little late on da michal vids mii boyy

[sologuy56]

at first i was like WTF..... then i was like FFFUUUUUUU

[supersamurai107]

LAWL last part was like butnmsnognsgnsogslfalgl LOL

[bunnycats]

yay michael !

[LXBD]

hahahahhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaasdasdsdsaldks

[srqjubz]

the 1 dislike is Dr Elliot

[Nathan2345678]

haha, Please do i Michael music video/rap, it would be sick, anyone agree with me?

[rickross22]

@Nathan2345678 ITS COMING OUT IN 2020....stay tuned ;)

[andrewjelen]

The next Micheal should end with "...but I'm actually allergic to blueberries".

[Cm00]

Michael the Movie. Thanks for uploading this, shits hilarious. haha

[XmykXoxsXlong]

I just watched all youre michael videos again last night.

Its awesome that ypu uploaded this today!

[Androide140]

cmon dash u gotta do this atleast twice a month bro.

[hevertonfonseca2]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[skh98]

Zlzdfg

[StreetShinobi1]

this man is too funny!

[XxSINSxX540]

Micheal is my favorite dashie character

[DonElmerLopez]

I was havin a bad start to my day until I watch this LMFAO thanks Dash!

[GioGamez0654]

lmaoo 0:16

[TheMashKETCHUP]

these are the best!!!! my favorites XD

[JapaneseTentacleRape]

"I bought like twelve cases and then they.... lemon me?" someone help me out XDD

[JT2DChuck]

BOUT TIME

[TheFatalforce]

nice as always =D

[NathanXP1000]

I was eating a bluberrie when i was watching it XP

[Jarocny585]

what happened to the elliot family and the lawyer

[SuperOne4One]

lmao where have you been Michael

[bichler7]

you sound like bill cosby

[calvin0433]

LOL

[Turtlesnakemoose]

"i am so excited today because this does mark the release day of a product that i..i..IYOUKNOWIMJUSTBEYONDEXCI­TEDIFEELLIKEIMJUSTGONNAEXPLODE­!!!!!"

[Turtlesnakemoose]

Michael is back!!!!1!@#!@# and uuggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[HavikLaosBoi69]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I am so glad your back!!

[2007killa]

lmao i love this guy

[xllastsoul]

Dashie gave ouy his number on facebook

[LaBarbiie23]

LMFAO not asss juiiiicyy lmfaooo

[ZirTroll]

@LaBarbiie23 LOL

[boygenius88]

0:18 to 0:20 I can't understand what he said lol

[LaBarbiie23]

@boygenius88 im juss beyond excited i feel like my head is gunna exploooode lmao

[CrayolaCandy]

LMFAO!



[Taigacan]

LMAO @ the emphasis on UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

[dexterkingman]

lol 

[grudinskas]

Dashie u dont know what to do in ure free time dont u? xD

[kelexia1233]

Gotta get me some of those.

[MuhtalikuhfreaK]

YES. Wondering what in the BLUE hell Michael's been up to....see what i did there? Blue. Hah.

[MayaBabyy143]

@AnimeKid1996 His Names Charlie ^_^ *

[jbonz6]

BOUT DAMN TIME!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[MayaBabyy143]

@AnimeKid1996 His Names Charlie ^_^ *

[ZPGaming]

NOT AS JEWCUY.

[AnimeKid1996]

What's dashie's real name?

[Imamakemovies]

LMAO WOW this was SOOOOO FUNNY lol

[Kinder101]

And uuuuuuuughhhhhhh, glad you're back :)

[JapaneseTentacleRape]

XDDD poor Micheal

[djklink20009]

kill Michael with a head explosion please lol!

[Eren44Osman]

MichealXP :P

Good to see a new vid on this channel !

[breonhammond]

Michael is the best @dashie

[arellanodavid2]

176

[Y0Dawg9000]

WELL ACTUALLY I BOUGHT 12 CASES AND THEY LIMITED ME SO THEN BANNED ME FROM THE STORE... OOGHGHOHOGHHGGHOOOOOOHGGH

[JSAqueen]

99th viewer! HA!

[MsMixedVegetables]

:D

[joeyj607]

109 viewer cool cuz i jus look on here

[TheLordorochix]

juicy

[IcyEdits]

69th Viewer ;)

[Adonii22]

i Pinned Everyone Of Your Channels Dashie So I Dont Miss Anyone Of Your Amazing Videos Bro

[london6809]

i second all lols

[enayethasbro]

Thumbs up if Ur the 19th viewer

[AceEpicabyss]

Yes i missed Michael!

[islimbarbie]

lol!



[runnerup46]

LOL

[rbaez96]

second

[sifuwarrior]

ROFL

[MrSockless]

first!!!!!