Machinima is pathetic for making retarted video like this, they need to do Gameplay not this crap, visit my channel for real Crysis 1 and Crysis 2 gameplay.
Crysis 2 is to amazing for Machinima to do stupid gay crap acting and retarded lame voices with.
Hey guys! I'm glad to see a lot of you enjoyed this video, I co-wrote it along with Yeardly and voiced the characters. I'm working on becoming a machinima director myself if you guys wanna check out my stuff on my channel :D
First Crysis 2 machinima I've seen. I'm a huge fan of the series but this was outright fucking hilarious. I have no idea how you made the character animations and stuff so good and fluent. It was like watching a funny ass movie. Great job!
LISTEN UP! The government is planning on releasing a bill called Bill S.978. What this will do is make posting any copyrighted material on the internet a FELONY, including video game footage. Channels on youtube such as Machinima, RoosterTeeth, Smosh, and JamesNintendoNerd will be destroyed if this bill is passed! Normally I don't ask for this, but please thumb this up so other people can see it, as well as copy and paste this into other gaming videos TO HELP SPREAD THE WORD!!!!
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Aronrevilo 36 minutes ago
jajajajajajajaj
TheMarcoAnime 3 days ago
LOL THIS FINALLY MADE ME SUBSCRIBE TO MACHINIMA!
MS57KB 5 days ago
Lol biebtard
NanosuitPilotFraser 5 days ago
That was innapropreate. Fucking awesome!
shadethedemon1 6 days ago
1:08 fuck aliens just dance :P
deletednumber1 1 week ago
This is so f*cked up and gay. I mean really? An alien makes two guys suck a cock?! Still lol.
gaminger1 1 week ago in playlist The True Partners
- Do you speak alien?
- No man just read the subtitles.
LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
szombatibalu7 1 week ago 5
what the name song 01:07 ha?
trakanchei 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
Whats the song starting at 0:45?
MrBenny147 1 week ago
@MrBenny147 Burning Night. It was composed by Hans Zimmer for the game.
SneezyHound 5 hours ago
what the hell?!?! 02:22
Falah1qtr 2 weeks ago
is there a decent amount of people playing crysis 2?
eragon9198 2 weeks ago
Haw you sandbox
Dimitrios131 3 weeks ago
Omg wow did you do that ? This is so awesome! Oh god :DD Laughed my ass off!
PreKilerCZE 3 weeks ago
Name of the song from 2:34 ? I want to chill at a bus stop with that background music
WizzGhee 3 weeks ago
Anyone else try that walk at 5:25 ?
JustBallax 3 weeks ago
What was the name of the song used in the beginning when he is getting his briefing and the marines are partying?
DarkPengiunMurders 3 weeks ago
so yeah. like.
HOW
whenpieslikebanana 3 weeks ago
"Remember Man, It's a Corn Dog"
"Fuck You"
Runies1 1 month ago 2
King Cephcatraz of Planet Vegeta? I think the Saiyan Prince would like to have a word with you regarding your position on his planet...
VECommodore 1 month ago
Dead Clown :DD
sason148 1 month ago
How the hell did they do this?
klondikebar48 1 month ago
@klondikebar48 mods
CHAINGUNNA 6 days ago
Can someone tell me is the multiplayer still active for this game and did they fix the lag?
danny2777 1 month ago
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Machinima is pathetic for making retarted video like this, they need to do Gameplay not this crap, visit my channel for real Crysis 1 and Crysis 2 gameplay.
Crysis 2 is to amazing for Machinima to do stupid gay crap acting and retarded lame voices with.
DEFECTX9 1 month ago
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DEFECTX9 1 month ago
This like modern War fare 3 and Battlefield 3 having a party cuz Halo suck Mw3 and Bf3 ftw
Kuginefully 1 month ago
@Kuginefully lol nice way to ruin the comments section
Yune2ofdoom 1 month ago
@Kuginefully That's only your opinion. :) They're all great games. :D
FreeMediaWorldwide 1 month ago
@FreeMediaWorldwide YAY a smart person
Iseex3 4 weeks ago
I saw the whole dick sucking thing coming from like a mile away! But still that was a funny video, you guys should make another one with there two.
zero2o10 1 month ago 19
thumbs up if 5:02 made you laugh when he said WHAT THE FUCK
Kamarkuzikitten 1 month ago 2
i thought planet Vegeta blew up!?!?
MegaDrainProductions 1 month ago
01:07 ... NEED NAME OF SONG
NOW!
ThePredatordark 1 month ago 18
Hey guys! I'm glad to see a lot of you enjoyed this video, I co-wrote it along with Yeardly and voiced the characters. I'm working on becoming a machinima director myself if you guys wanna check out my stuff on my channel :D
CrimsonClash 1 month ago 4
@CrimsonClash Really great job, brought a smile to my face when I saw those soldiers dancing lmfao. Suscribed
Akantorz12 1 month ago 2
@Akantorz12 Yeardly is an amazing animator indeed. Thanks!
CrimsonClash 1 month ago
The CGI is better than Rooster Teeth
TeamLeftMatch 1 month ago
@TeamLeftMatch This isn't cgi...
RedReversed 1 month ago
TMOSW
The Ministry Of Silly Walks
y512516 1 month ago
they have the touch, i am sure, they have the touch
Asznul 1 month ago
HAHA
"Planet Vegeta" HAHA!
"Princess Justina Biebtard" HAHAHAHAHAH!
And the foreshadowing thing that Allan did.
Priceless.
hemir9 1 month ago
they should make a tutorial video of how to walk like that.
MrJuhanso 1 month ago
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Does anyone know name of the song during Allen's dancing? The same theme playing in the titles.
taurmak 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
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taurmak 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
the only thing worth watching in machinima
WallyWadeMovies 1 month ago
WHY CAN'T THEY MAKE MORE LIKE THIS? o.O
SplendidSAHILx117 1 month ago
1:08 to 2:32 best part LOL
50bloodonthesand50 1 month ago
LMAO best crysis 2 machinima EVER
AOProductions1000 1 month ago
5:00 Funniest Machinima Moment Ever
DeCans1999 1 month ago
So fucking refreshing to see something good for once thats not arby n chief
nirvanaglue 1 month ago
guys pause at 00:51 look at the guys hand
KingKaKaKhyle 1 month ago
Buck: Do you speak alien?
Allen: No man just read the subtitles
Me:LOL
MrSteve2033 1 month ago
how did he do this!!??
I NEED to know how.
if you have the answer please tell me
tacodog117 1 month ago
@tacodog117
Crysis engine not easy stuff.
NoLuckJustBbq 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
I want to learn how to walk like Allen.
117Glitchmaster 1 month ago
Now thats classic Machinima I like to see.
theCeilingPancake 1 month ago
this is wat machinima is.You hear me all cod and halo noobs who made shit and call it machinima YOU HEAR ME !!!!!!!!!!!!.Awesome vid
polyz911 1 month ago
what's the name of the song in the dance scene?
Mindroach 1 month ago
@9:27 bf3 moment- did not kill mouse
cclukebangladesh 1 month ago
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Great job! It should be a series.
taurmak 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Oh my God! What is this? O_O
Awesome. Coolest animation! Sometimes very funny, but some scenes...
taurmak 1 month ago
please make into a series
jpruzeck 1 month ago
Do it a SERIES! HUAAAH
MrCrazydooker 1 month ago
NEEDS SERIES
Pwnshadow 1 month ago
Dildo
HaroldTheSeaOddur 1 month ago 2
i want this game lol
MrEvilKnievell 1 month ago
this is 1 of the best vids around
TheExampleTeam 1 month ago
skip to 1:00
themilitaryak47 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
FREAKING AWESOME !!!!
aronlax 1 month ago
I am DEFINITIVELY use the CryEngine 3 SDK! :3
FlyingLaptop 1 month ago
Oh my god this is terrific.
Cryengine 3 has sure reached a whole new level of humor.
xDEADLOCKEDx2468 1 month ago
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE
pizzalover818 1 month ago
haha subtitles XDDDD
handsome926 1 month ago
at least allens "corn dog" wasent bitten off
T0ny1234444 1 month ago
Like if you walk like Allen
XboxAnnihilator 1 month ago
12:30
legoscoutdude10 2 months ago
@ThePredatordark : its called Mothafucka Jones by Bing Wong
fengkorberfer 2 months ago
Everyone needs to walk like Allen
simplecashmagnets1 2 months ago
First Crysis 2 machinima I've seen. I'm a huge fan of the series but this was outright fucking hilarious. I have no idea how you made the character animations and stuff so good and fluent. It was like watching a funny ass movie. Great job!
ImBadCo 2 months ago
Lol can someone actually tell me the name of the music at 01:08 (if it's actually music and not made only for the video) xD
ThePredatordark 2 months ago
that was so funny i almost pissed myself. please more
THfizzle24 2 months ago
LOL HeHeHeHeHe
crysisp 2 months ago
My jaw my jaw
nasman95 2 months ago
Only 1 voice actor? Pretty talented
Massacyre 2 months ago
As strange as that was the movement of the people was great. That was really funny, good job.
easternling 2 months ago
'Taking fire from enemy positions! Need backup now! *Dancing* XD
DeadRising95 2 months ago
LOL!!
FugetSudoJr 2 months ago
this was toooo funny. : )
SHHitsOVER254 2 months ago
do you speak alien?
no man just read the subtiitles ahhhhhhh
otispowell2 2 months ago 24
thumps up if you tried that walk
joeondope123 2 months ago 65
Now i thumb this video up cause im FUCKING smart!
ripamoramee14 2 months ago
uh sir?
dont you mean maggot?
GTASAGamer22 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
MY EYES MY EYES!
mj67100 2 months ago
if you skip the ad your a wuss
KRAZYSKULL1 2 months ago
"no man just read the subtitles" LOL!
SomthingGreater 2 months ago
metal gears ??? oversized geckos???
Dutchsnakegaming 2 months ago
if you want episode 2 of the true partners
give me thumbs up so we can let the creator know
DoubleDusty 2 months ago 57
@DoubleDusty its already being made
117Glitchmaster 1 month ago
Didn't know alien can troll...
TheGamingDuos 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
this video made my day
xenonecromera 2 months ago
Goddamn, Cryengine 3 is a beast.
shade1978x 2 months ago
Fucking hilarious and well made.
majema007 2 months ago
GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY MW3 BEATS BATTLEFIELD. STUPID ADD
1999rustey 2 months ago
@1999rustey either u are realy retarded or u havemt noticed that MW3 sucks so hard not even MW2 players wanna play the shit just hackers and noobs
knodden454 2 months ago
yay finnally someone who gets it thats number 8 on my list of sane people:P
Dutchsnakegaming 2 months ago
Remember man...it's just a corn dog. :)
mrfailz8b 2 months ago
You should have made it so that when Allen says "stealth is my specialty" he farts.
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TheWhatTheFuck121 2 months ago
Haha 8:50
HKdagreat 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
This 1 didn't show me ANY 'How To' like it mentioned in the description !
Bapman2099 2 months ago
Best machinima in years.
gizmofly870 2 months ago
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At the start when that men says
"You have been proven the must uselss in ths camp..."
What he meant was you've been proven the most usless DANCER in this camp lol
TheGamingDuos 2 months ago
2:24 :D
olucaspc 2 months ago
Ima start dancing like that when I walk
JordanECMusic 2 months ago
Awkward moment when u go to scratch ur ass n ends up fingering it xD lol
thushan1980 2 months ago
Party hard
strykertron232 2 months ago
see machinima if you post real videos theyll get real views
snackguy101 2 months ago
Also seriously justina beibtard?
cynicUPyours 2 months ago 36
Buck:All right man I'll fucking do it!
Allen:That's what I'm talking about
Allen=gay?
cynicUPyours 2 months ago
And this was made using CryEngine 3?? Man, movies can be made with it! :D
SilentTakeox 2 months ago
I used to be an adventurer, but I FUCKING HATE SKYRIM
YgFILmzes 2 months ago
A series of The True Partners is in order...
Fatties09 2 months ago 2
I used to take arrows to the knee
Dude shut up you making yourself look like a dick
TheiTzClan123 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
10:46 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD!!!
RaYk1LL3r 2 months ago
THIS ISN'T MY MISSION! Aww yeah babyyy....
KillerGlock17 2 months ago
The disco part really made my day.
Khboy93 2 months ago 61
I watch this at least once a day just to see Allen's jig ass walk.
iPROFITDON 2 months ago
Make more of these guys!
mudbay77 2 months ago
Buck: Do you speak alien?
Alien: No man just read the subtitles.
LOL XD
aap1295 2 months ago
@aap1295 Allen lol.
adliikhwan280 2 months ago
Hahaha!!! Remember man it's a corn dog .... FUCK YOU!
piperpiper7 2 months ago
Hahaha....this is the most hilarious video evar!! More pls
HKdagreat 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Remember it's a Corn Dog.
4211297 2 months ago
@Nicsan7 Yes.
MajorScorch 2 months ago
Can Somebody Please Tell Me The Name Of The Song At The Beggining of The Video ?
MajorScorch 2 months ago
@MajorScorch u mean 1:08 right?
Nicsan7 2 months ago
wamjelly "dotkom '/?r e f= 7 5 7 4 3 please help me out go here , because i just took an arrow to the knee
leo5152 2 months ago
My BEAUTIFUL SISTER O_O Justina Biebtard
RejectedxRegrets 2 months ago
they do know they have cloaking right?
samanza493 2 months ago
this so supports PROP 8 guy LoL
MrLuna098 2 months ago
Any tech fans out there visit my channel for cool tech related videos
MyCyberFanatic 2 months ago
This is so so wrong!!!!
EvilQueEvil 2 months ago
We need more machinima like this!
Ironcoremagma 2 months ago
remember man it's a corn dog...
FUCK YOU!
mario123458 2 months ago
he should make this a machinima series
grif145 2 months ago
Gmod
TheDylon9 2 months ago
@TheDylon9 How it gmod he did this in the Sandbox 3 sdk for Crysis 2
Dannster7 2 months ago
@TheDylon9 This is obviously CryEngine 3 Sandbox. No way anyone could pose those guys like that and the graphics are way better.
adliikhwan280 2 months ago
@SLICK392 god
TheDylon9 2 months ago
lol i keep coming back here just for that walk alone
baburuto 2 months ago
LoL!!
TheMiroJH 2 months ago
At the start when that men says
"You have been proven the must uselss in ths camp..."
What he meant was you've been proven the most usless DANCER in this camp lol
TheGamingDuos 2 months ago in playlist More videos from machinima
8:46
Was the best of all...rofl
SLICKR392 2 months ago
How did you guys make this damn video!?
SLICKR392 2 months ago
@SLICKR392 He used the Crysis 2 sdk called Sandbox 3
Dannster7 2 months ago
LMAO!
SLICKR392 2 months ago
I----------------->> Knee!!
crysisp 2 months ago
oh god,
lol
dudeguy341 2 months ago
whoevers reading this... your epidermis is showing.
SuperBigballsoffire 2 months ago
Justina Biebtard... lol.
FarrahSkates 2 months ago
Wtf is this?!
FarrahSkates 2 months ago
First funny brand new machinima since 2008
Fredfredbug4 2 months ago
Does anybody get that weird nostalgic feeling... when u see the animation style and think: Damn...It's "Armed & Dangerous" all over again..
"Q, do us a nice cup 'o' tea will ya? Freezing me bollocks off.."
-Roman
TheWiipimp32 2 months ago
there should be more of this. ROFLMAO XD
Rickopunch2 2 months ago
See? This is what happens when Machinima gets bored. LMFAO
TKLightner333 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
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frontfliproduction 2 months ago
i think his name isnt bucky but if you replace the b with "f" that is the truth
codrex5 2 months ago
I wish this was a mod! Imagine sneaking past these in Crysis 2 depressing storyline! It would be so hilarious!
StasAnanas 2 months ago
marines like to party a lot
mactavish911 2 months ago
1:10 those are true raggedy ass marines
ikillnewbz17 2 months ago
OORAH!
justinvan777 2 months ago
part 2 please
tyleraaronshow 2 months ago
This is seriously random. reminds me of Xavier renegade angel
judgemodalla 2 months ago
Are Those MIRELURKS?!
TheRiceFighter 2 months ago