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  • W.T.F.

  • jajajajajajajaj

  • LOL THIS FINALLY MADE ME SUBSCRIBE TO MACHINIMA!

  • Lol biebtard

  • That was innapropreate. Fucking awesome!

  • 1:08 fuck aliens just dance :P

  • This is so f*cked up and gay. I mean really? An alien makes two guys suck a cock?! Still lol.

  • - Do you speak alien?

    - No man just read the subtitles.

    LOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • what the name song 01:07 ha?

  • Whats the song starting at 0:45?

  • @MrBenny147 Burning Night. It was composed by Hans Zimmer for the game.

  • what the hell?!?! 02:22

  • is there a decent amount of people playing crysis 2?

  • Haw you sandbox

  • Omg wow did you do that ? This is so awesome! Oh god :DD Laughed my ass off!

  • Name of the song from 2:34 ? I want to chill at a bus stop with that background music

  • Anyone else try that walk at 5:25 ?

  • What was the name of the song used in the beginning when he is getting his briefing and the marines are partying?

  • so yeah. like.

    HOW

  • "Remember Man, It's a Corn Dog"

    "Fuck You"

  • King Cephcatraz of Planet Vegeta? I think the Saiyan Prince would like to have a word with you regarding your position on his planet...

  • Dead Clown :DD

  • How the hell did they do this?

  • @klondikebar48 mods

  • Can someone tell me is the multiplayer still active for this game and did they fix the lag?

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  • This like modern War fare 3 and Battlefield 3 having a party cuz Halo suck Mw3 and Bf3 ftw

  • @Kuginefully lol nice way to ruin the comments section

  • @Kuginefully That's only your opinion. :) They're all great games. :D

  • @FreeMediaWorldwide YAY a smart person

  • I saw the whole dick sucking thing coming from like a mile away! But still that was a funny video, you guys should make another one with there two.

  • thumbs up if 5:02 made you laugh when he said WHAT THE FUCK

  • i thought planet Vegeta blew up!?!?

  • 01:07 ... NEED NAME OF SONG

    NOW! 

  • Hey guys! I'm glad to see a lot of you enjoyed this video, I co-wrote it along with Yeardly and voiced the characters. I'm working on becoming a machinima director myself if you guys wanna check out my stuff on my channel :D

  • @CrimsonClash Really great job, brought a smile to my face when I saw those soldiers dancing lmfao. Suscribed

  • @Akantorz12 Yeardly is an amazing animator indeed. Thanks!

  • The CGI is better than Rooster Teeth

  • @TeamLeftMatch This isn't cgi...

  • TMOSW

    The Ministry Of Silly Walks

  • they have the touch, i am sure, they have the touch

  • HAHA

    "Planet Vegeta" HAHA!

    "Princess Justina Biebtard" HAHAHAHAHAH!

    And the foreshadowing thing that Allan did.

    Priceless.

  • they should make a tutorial video of how to walk like that.

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  • the only thing worth watching in machinima

  • WHY CAN'T THEY MAKE MORE LIKE THIS? o.O

  • 1:08 to 2:32 best part LOL

  • LMAO best crysis 2 machinima EVER

  • 5:00 Funniest Machinima Moment Ever

  • So fucking refreshing to see something good for once thats not arby n chief

  • guys pause at 00:51 look at the guys hand

  • Buck: Do you speak alien?

    Allen: No man just read the subtitles

    Me:LOL

  • how did he do this!!??

    I NEED to know how.

    if you have the answer please tell me

    

  • @tacodog117

    Crysis engine not easy stuff.

  • I want to learn how to walk like Allen.

  • Now thats classic Machinima I like to see.

  • this is wat machinima is.You hear me all cod and halo noobs who made shit and call it machinima YOU HEAR ME !!!!!!!!!!!!.Awesome vid

  • what's the name of the song in the dance scene?

  • @9:27 bf3 moment- did not kill mouse

  • Oh my God! What is this? O_O

    Awesome. Coolest animation! Sometimes very funny, but some scenes...

  • please make into a series

  • Do it a SERIES! HUAAAH

  • NEEDS SERIES

  • Dildo

  • i want this game lol

  • this is 1 of the best vids around

  • skip to 1:00

  • FREAKING AWESOME !!!!

  • I am DEFINITIVELY use the CryEngine 3 SDK! :3

  • Oh my god this is terrific.

    Cryengine 3 has sure reached a whole new level of humor.

  • PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE

  • haha subtitles XDDDD

  • at least allens "corn dog" wasent bitten off

  • Like if you walk like Allen

  • 12:30

  • @ThePredatordark : its called Mothafucka Jones by Bing Wong

  • Everyone needs to walk like Allen

  • First Crysis 2 machinima I've seen. I'm a huge fan of the series but this was outright fucking hilarious. I have no idea how you made the character animations and stuff so good and fluent. It was like watching a funny ass movie. Great job!

  • Lol can someone actually tell me the name of the music at 01:08 (if it's actually music and not made only for the video) xD

  • that was so funny i almost pissed myself. please more

  • LOL HeHeHeHeHe

  • My jaw my jaw

  • Only 1 voice actor? Pretty talented

  • As strange as that was the movement of the people was great. That was really funny, good job.

  • 'Taking fire from enemy positions! Need backup now! *Dancing* XD

  • LOL!!

  • this was toooo funny. : )

  • do you speak alien?

    no man just read the subtiitles ahhhhhhh

  • thumps up if you tried that walk

  • Now i thumb this video up cause im FUCKING smart!

  • uh sir?

    dont you mean maggot?

  • MY EYES MY EYES!

  • if you skip the ad your a wuss

  • "no man just read the subtitles" LOL!

  • metal gears ??? oversized geckos???

  • if you want episode 2 of the true partners

    give me thumbs up so we can let the creator know

  • @DoubleDusty its already being made

  • Didn't know alien can troll...

  • this video made my day

  • Goddamn, Cryengine 3 is a beast.

  • Fucking hilarious and well made.

  • GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY MW3 BEATS BATTLEFIELD. STUPID ADD

  • @1999rustey either u are realy retarded or u havemt noticed that MW3 sucks so hard not even MW2 players wanna play the shit just hackers and noobs

  • yay finnally someone who gets it thats number 8 on my list of sane people:P

  • Remember man...it's just a corn dog. :)

  • You should have made it so that when Allen says "stealth is my specialty" he farts.

  • Haha 8:50

  • This 1 didn't show me ANY 'How To' like it mentioned in the description !

  • Best machinima in years.

  • 2:24 :D

  • Ima start dancing like that when I walk

  • Awkward moment when u go to scratch ur ass n ends up fingering it xD lol

  • Party hard

  • see machinima if you post real videos theyll get real views

  • Also seriously justina beibtard?

  • Buck:All right man I'll fucking do it!

    Allen:That's what I'm talking about

    Allen=gay?

  • And this was made using CryEngine 3?? Man, movies can be made with it! :D

  • I used to be an adventurer, but I FUCKING HATE SKYRIM

  • A series of The True Partners is in order...

  • I used to take arrows to the knee

    Dude shut up you making yourself look like a dick

  • 10:46 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD!!!

  • THIS ISN'T MY MISSION! Aww yeah babyyy....

  • The disco part really made my day.

  • I watch this at least once a day just to see Allen's jig ass walk.

  • Make more of these guys!

  • Buck: Do you speak alien?

    Alien: No man just read the subtitles.

    LOL XD

  • @aap1295 Allen lol.

  • Hahaha!!! Remember man it's a corn dog .... FUCK YOU!

  • Hahaha....this is the most hilarious video evar!! More pls

  • Remember it's a Corn Dog.

  • @Nicsan7 Yes.

  • Can Somebody Please Tell Me The Name Of The Song At The Beggining of The Video ?

  • @MajorScorch u mean 1:08 right?

  • wamjelly "dotkom '/?r e f= 7 5 7 4 3 please help me out go here , because i just took an arrow to the knee

  • My BEAUTIFUL SISTER O_O Justina Biebtard

  • they do know they have cloaking right?

  • this so supports PROP 8 guy LoL

  • Any tech fans out there visit my channel for cool tech related videos

  • This is so so wrong!!!!

  • We need more machinima like this!

  • remember man it's a corn dog...

    FUCK YOU!

  • he should make this a machinima series

  • Gmod

  • @TheDylon9 How it gmod he did this in the Sandbox 3 sdk for Crysis 2

  • @TheDylon9 This is obviously CryEngine 3 Sandbox. No way anyone could pose those guys like that and the graphics are way better.

  • @SLICK392 god

  • lol i keep coming back here just for that walk alone

  • LoL!!

  • At the start when that men says

    "You have been proven the must uselss in ths camp..."

    What he meant was you've been proven the most usless DANCER in this camp lol

  • 8:46

    Was the best of all...rofl

  • How did you guys make this damn video!?

  • @SLICKR392 He used the Crysis 2 sdk called Sandbox 3

  • LMAO!

  • I----------------->> Knee!!

    

  • oh god,

    lol

  • whoevers reading this... your epidermis is showing.

  • Justina Biebtard... lol.

  • Wtf is this?!

  • First funny brand new machinima since 2008

  • Does anybody get that weird nostalgic feeling... when u see the animation style and think: Damn...It's "Armed & Dangerous" all over again..

    "Q, do us a nice cup 'o' tea will ya? Freezing me bollocks off.."

    -Roman

  • there should be more of this. ROFLMAO XD

  • See? This is what happens when Machinima gets bored. LMFAO

  • i think his name isnt bucky but if you replace the b with "f" that is the truth

  • I wish this was a mod! Imagine sneaking past these in Crysis 2 depressing storyline! It would be so hilarious!

  • marines like to party a lot

  • 1:10 those are true raggedy ass marines

  • OORAH!

  • part 2 please

  • This is seriously random. reminds me of Xavier renegade angel

  • Are Those MIRELURKS?!