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  • Ice Age was good.

  • is there a part 1

  • Denis rules....fucking funny!

  • LOL, I love DL.

  • HAHA omg Dennis Leary is the man.

  • he should look back at every piece of work he's ever plagiarised.

  • so is he insulting clint or saying hes a great actor?

  • @dkern42 He is saying Clint is a great actor..

  • where's part 1?

    

  • The Ref!

  • Hey, "Wag the Dog" is great. Hoffman was awesome in that.

  • That was great at the end. I think he's underestimating how many good movies he has been in, but that's better than the opposite.

  • dudes a perfect tommy gavin

  • Holy cow, Denis Leary was in MOVIES?!?

  • @Mcheetah LOL!!

  • fucking great

  • I love this guy, he doesn't have time for BS. Everyone (with a sense of humor) should read his book 'Why we suck.'

  • hes the man because hes just so blunt about everything

  • at least one of those leary /hurlman movies you see a few seconds of skin

  • dennis leary is a queef

  • I like Leary's swaggar but he's not really all that witty. 

  • dosent that mean he's batting 400? or do i just suck at math lol

  • @Seabearz 10 for 40 would be a .250 avg

  • I can't believe Leary didn't remember "The Ref" for this list. One of the best Christmas movies ever.

    And I can't wait until next Tuesday!

  • "Well, this is just a pay-check."

  • fuckin badass 

  • at least he has rescue me which in all honesty is pretty good

  • ok seriously where's part 1?

  • DENIS! I LOVED YOU AND THE ENTIRE CAST OF "TWO IF BY SEA," AS WELL AS THE MOVIE, ITSELF. REALLY, IT WAS SO GOOD. I THINK U ARE PAYING TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO SOME OF THE UNTALENTED, NON-ACTING, NOT-WORTH-THEIR-SALT CRITICS. THAT WAS A VERY GOOD MOVIE, AND WELL DIRECTED. PLEASE BE PROUD OF IT AND UR WORK!! XOXO

  • God damn irish prick!

  • "One second and I was like well, this is just a paycheck!" haha awesome xD

  • if my old man was alive when i made that movie..he probably would have killed himself

  • the perect role for Denis: Guy Gardner in Green Lantern!!!!

  • HEY, I LIKED SMALL SOLDIERS.

  • Poor Denis. The DH of movies. (I hate baseball metaphors, but he started it!)

  • youtube sold the fuck out, I don't want a 14 second god damned ad

  • Dennis i love you and all but dude....you dont fuck with Dirty Harry.....

  • yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

    FIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEE

    you forgot say the fact than you stole Bill Hicks material

  • Fuck this stealing piece of shit.He desreves to be burned alive and I will celebrate when he dies and piss on his grave.

  • @blazinbleezies

    your a fagggg denis leary is boss

  • @shumbadumb Yeah, he's so boss that he has to steal other people's material because he is not smart enough to write his own.

  • Funny...

    ...Denis Leary doesn't seem to remember completely ROBBING Bill Hicks of his jokes.

  • dennis leary. hilarious. wheres part 1

  • Denis Leary is the damn man! I love him.

  • Dawg wasn't bad, it was terrible.

  • Self-depricating humour is among the best in the world. Every time I watch this skit, Dennis Leary gets 10 cool points back.

  • Is that actually Denis Leary?

  • Yep

  • i liked dawg then again i havent watch it in a while

  • i saw it on cable & it was ok, wouldn't own it on dvd but its still ok.

  • haha!

  • hes a genius, and also the fucking greatest hair cut ive seen. i had my hair like his but i had to cut it for military now im trying to get it back :)

  • lmao

  • 'Its gotta be Fucking hawrrible" lmfao

  • The secret lives of Dentists

    FUNNY AS HELL

    Dennis is the man .... that David Caruso would like to be

  • hahahahaha

  • didn't he steal some stand-up material from bill hicks? then bill hicks found out he was dying of cancer, what a shitty deal that must have been!

  • The man's a WELL KNOWN joke thief. Not only Hicks, but he also stole material from Louis CK. Hell.. Leary's namesake song ''Asshole'' comes from Louis' own stand-up routine. It's all well known in the right circles.

    But yeah. Leary's pretty funny in his own way, I guess. And this video wasn't bad.

  • Once Bill Hicks got cancer the joke was that Dennis Leary was going to go out and get cancer too.

  • Small Soldiers was awesome, if I remember correctly.

  • what about the ref???

  • Tommy Gavin!!

  • hey at least he's getting paid... word for word

  • I saw 2 movies with Leary and Hurley. They have great chemistry and make an otherwise lackluster movie a decent date night movie.

  • at least hes honest unlike most actors. that alone earns him respect

  • @Jelloxox An honest person doesn't steal from people and then lie about it.

  • @blazinbleezies yeah I dont know what ur talking about

  • @Jelloxox He's referring to the whole Bill Hicks VS Denis Leary in regards to Leary stealing bits of Hicks jokes.

  • @Jelloxox jaayamah

  • @Jelloxox

    Wait, did you call Denis Leary honest ?

  • A highly paid utility man Dennis - take the paycheck and run!

  • LOL FUNNY. replay.

  • hahahahaha ending///// EPIC!!! HAHAHAHA

  • denis leary ftw!!

    is there a part one?? :O

  • dennis leary= win

  • dennis leary ftw

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  • classsss.

  • 10 out of 40 would make you a .250 hitter....

  • Fucking hilarious! We <3 you Denis!

  • If I was Dennis Leary,

    I'd go partying with Clint,

    If I thought I was lucky,

    he wouldn't give a shit.

    If I was Dennis Leary

    I'd be in lots more movies,

    They wouldn't be much better

    but they'd have a lot of boobies

  • If I was Dennis Leary

    I wouldn't sing or dance.

    I would go on ebay

    and sell my underpants.

    If I was Dennis Leary

    I wouldn't settle down

    I'd get real dirty nasty

    with every bitch around

  • If I was Dennis Leary

    sure, my films would suck

    but I could make a living

    from saying the word "fuck"

    If I was Dennis Leary

    I'd find and bitchslap you

    Cuz hey, I'm Dennis Leary

    What you gonna do?

  • Ha Ha "I got some of that ride money"

  • "i just count the words an figure out how much money i'm getting per word"

    ha ha funny guy

  • Man Denis Leary is just great! Funny guy and should make more movies and stand-ups!

  • Brilliant! so awesome.

  • "Holy shit, that means I'm a .200 hitter. Fuck! I should have never started that conversation, fuck!" lmao

  • 2:10 lmfao

  • haha at least hes honest, I like people that have not much talent as actors make fun of themselves, at least they are a lil more humble and humans after all, hey mostly is cuz of the money , no bull shit. I like the ending,the was funny

  • lol utility guy

  • im in love with dennis leary

  • LMAO

  • that dude shouldnt BASH actors like that .

  • counting the words to see how much your getting payed? being an actor rocks!

  • LOL

  • that was sooo funny lmao

  • funny shit

  • RIP Denis Leary...

  • Demolition Man didn't suck & The Ref was good but yeah I will always love Denis Leary & his stand-up concerts despite an awful resume.

    At least he made a comeback with that firefighter drama on FX

  • lol

  • omg i was dieing at the end!

  • why is everythin a fkn PLAYLIST!?!?!?

  • He didn't mention "Demolition Man", or is that in Part 1...can't find Part 1 on Youtube though.

  • ah man, i wish to see myself do that exact same script one day, too bad im stuck vision mixing and pressing record on the damn vt.. my day will come, .,

  • .200 hitter! LOL

  • lol nice .. I like that guy

  • lol

  • haha. SILENT WITNESS WAS TERRIBLE!

  • lol

  • his best waas sandlot and he wasnt in it that much

  • hes right he does suck

  • HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • hilarious! i love when actors cut the crap and talk candidly about the flicks they've been in.

  • First! yayyyy

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