DENIS! I LOVED YOU AND THE ENTIRE CAST OF "TWO IF BY SEA," AS WELL AS THE MOVIE, ITSELF. REALLY, IT WAS SO GOOD. I THINK U ARE PAYING TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO SOME OF THE UNTALENTED, NON-ACTING, NOT-WORTH-THEIR-SALT CRITICS. THAT WAS A VERY GOOD MOVIE, AND WELL DIRECTED. PLEASE BE PROUD OF IT AND UR WORK!! XOXO
hes a genius, and also the fucking greatest hair cut ive seen. i had my hair like his but i had to cut it for military now im trying to get it back :)
The man's a WELL KNOWN joke thief. Not only Hicks, but he also stole material from Louis CK. Hell.. Leary's namesake song ''Asshole'' comes from Louis' own stand-up routine. It's all well known in the right circles.
But yeah. Leary's pretty funny in his own way, I guess. And this video wasn't bad.
haha at least hes honest, I like people that have not much talent as actors make fun of themselves, at least they are a lil more humble and humans after all, hey mostly is cuz of the money , no bull shit. I like the ending,the was funny
ah man, i wish to see myself do that exact same script one day, too bad im stuck vision mixing and pressing record on the damn vt.. my day will come, .,
Ice Age was good.
tallsmile28 1 year ago
is there a part 1
Spitfyur 1 year ago
Denis rules....fucking funny!
128541frem 1 year ago
LOL, I love DL.
MrSlider09 1 year ago
HAHA omg Dennis Leary is the man.
DeminRamst 1 year ago
he should look back at every piece of work he's ever plagiarised.
toms115 1 year ago
so is he insulting clint or saying hes a great actor?
dkern42 1 year ago
@dkern42 He is saying Clint is a great actor..
lmandozal 1 year ago
where's part 1?
AVTR346 1 year ago
The Ref!
WonderLure42 1 year ago
Hey, "Wag the Dog" is great. Hoffman was awesome in that.
ilovejourney1 1 year ago
That was great at the end. I think he's underestimating how many good movies he has been in, but that's better than the opposite.
BrotherAlpha 1 year ago
dudes a perfect tommy gavin
noreggi 1 year ago
Holy cow, Denis Leary was in MOVIES?!?
Mcheetah 1 year ago 6
@Mcheetah LOL!!
Kathylouu 1 year ago
fucking great
mrpogo72 1 year ago
I love this guy, he doesn't have time for BS. Everyone (with a sense of humor) should read his book 'Why we suck.'
AliceInWonderland85 1 year ago
hes the man because hes just so blunt about everything
buttchin5050 1 year ago
at least one of those leary /hurlman movies you see a few seconds of skin
JesuszillaCorp 1 year ago
dennis leary is a queef
twolowdown 1 year ago
I like Leary's swaggar but he's not really all that witty.
Sconz32 1 year ago
dosent that mean he's batting 400? or do i just suck at math lol
Seabearz 1 year ago
@Seabearz 10 for 40 would be a .250 avg
Kevin01SH 1 year ago
I can't believe Leary didn't remember "The Ref" for this list. One of the best Christmas movies ever.
And I can't wait until next Tuesday!
NFLGuru22 1 year ago
"Well, this is just a pay-check."
taistelutomaatti 1 year ago 4
fuckin badass
dkern42 1 year ago
at least he has rescue me which in all honesty is pretty good
masterman3178 1 year ago 2
ok seriously where's part 1?
AegisJosh 1 year ago 7
DENIS! I LOVED YOU AND THE ENTIRE CAST OF "TWO IF BY SEA," AS WELL AS THE MOVIE, ITSELF. REALLY, IT WAS SO GOOD. I THINK U ARE PAYING TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO SOME OF THE UNTALENTED, NON-ACTING, NOT-WORTH-THEIR-SALT CRITICS. THAT WAS A VERY GOOD MOVIE, AND WELL DIRECTED. PLEASE BE PROUD OF IT AND UR WORK!! XOXO
101YTFAN 1 year ago
God damn irish prick!
chaplan76 1 year ago
"One second and I was like well, this is just a paycheck!" haha awesome xD
Kallen2121 1 year ago
if my old man was alive when i made that movie..he probably would have killed himself
FlyingHellfish08 1 year ago
the perect role for Denis: Guy Gardner in Green Lantern!!!!
Filmation77 1 year ago
HEY, I LIKED SMALL SOLDIERS.
ANewFlame 1 year ago 3
Poor Denis. The DH of movies. (I hate baseball metaphors, but he started it!)
two9ertango 1 year ago
youtube sold the fuck out, I don't want a 14 second god damned ad
ShadowGeistKhayos 1 year ago
Dennis i love you and all but dude....you dont fuck with Dirty Harry.....
curryMan221 1 year ago
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
FIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEE
you forgot say the fact than you stole Bill Hicks material
saprissa30 1 year ago
Fuck this stealing piece of shit.He desreves to be burned alive and I will celebrate when he dies and piss on his grave.
blazinbleezies 1 year ago
@blazinbleezies sad
goodfella161 1 year ago
@blazinbleezies
your a fagggg denis leary is boss
shumbadumb 1 year ago
@shumbadumb Yeah, he's so boss that he has to steal other people's material because he is not smart enough to write his own.
blazinbleezies 1 year ago
Funny...
...Denis Leary doesn't seem to remember completely ROBBING Bill Hicks of his jokes.
treid100182 1 year ago
dennis leary. hilarious. wheres part 1
kerins94 1 year ago
Denis Leary is the damn man! I love him.
NeraFX 1 year ago
Dawg wasn't bad, it was terrible.
Suiram82 1 year ago
Self-depricating humour is among the best in the world. Every time I watch this skit, Dennis Leary gets 10 cool points back.
Edgeof666 1 year ago 4
Is that actually Denis Leary?
LoveYou1397 1 year ago
Yep
Grunnerz 1 year ago
i liked dawg then again i havent watch it in a while
saunjuan2 1 year ago
i saw it on cable & it was ok, wouldn't own it on dvd but its still ok.
necroturky 1 year ago
haha!
86AMac 1 year ago
hes a genius, and also the fucking greatest hair cut ive seen. i had my hair like his but i had to cut it for military now im trying to get it back :)
Magyar126 1 year ago 3
lmao
Blade3327 1 year ago
'Its gotta be Fucking hawrrible" lmfao
Attackgoat2 1 year ago
The secret lives of Dentists
FUNNY AS HELL
Dennis is the man .... that David Caruso would like to be
tommyharbuckle 2 years ago
hahahahaha
necroturky 1 year ago
didn't he steal some stand-up material from bill hicks? then bill hicks found out he was dying of cancer, what a shitty deal that must have been!
VirtualBilly 2 years ago 4
The man's a WELL KNOWN joke thief. Not only Hicks, but he also stole material from Louis CK. Hell.. Leary's namesake song ''Asshole'' comes from Louis' own stand-up routine. It's all well known in the right circles.
But yeah. Leary's pretty funny in his own way, I guess. And this video wasn't bad.
olqutseg 2 years ago
Once Bill Hicks got cancer the joke was that Dennis Leary was going to go out and get cancer too.
randomgai1234 1 year ago
Small Soldiers was awesome, if I remember correctly.
ChuckRage72 2 years ago 3
what about the ref???
jakespop67 2 years ago
Tommy Gavin!!
theheat151 2 years ago
hey at least he's getting paid... word for word
MaverickXIII 2 years ago
I saw 2 movies with Leary and Hurley. They have great chemistry and make an otherwise lackluster movie a decent date night movie.
ForneyRider 2 years ago
at least hes honest unlike most actors. that alone earns him respect
Jelloxox 2 years ago 34
@Jelloxox An honest person doesn't steal from people and then lie about it.
blazinbleezies 1 year ago
@blazinbleezies yeah I dont know what ur talking about
Jelloxox 1 year ago
@Jelloxox He's referring to the whole Bill Hicks VS Denis Leary in regards to Leary stealing bits of Hicks jokes.
Blarggle 1 year ago
@Jelloxox jaayamah
unbreakable5287 1 year ago
@Jelloxox
Wait, did you call Denis Leary honest ?
hklinker 1 year ago
A highly paid utility man Dennis - take the paycheck and run!
fzfpt4 2 years ago 2
LOL FUNNY. replay.
TaliaBeltR 2 years ago
hahahahaha ending///// EPIC!!! HAHAHAHA
kissy570 2 years ago
denis leary ftw!!
is there a part one?? :O
96dnibrats 2 years ago
dennis leary= win
wpagan2006 2 years ago
dennis leary ftw
raddwest 2 years ago
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RossHildick3D 2 years ago
classsss.
x6alalx 2 years ago
10 out of 40 would make you a .250 hitter....
zachary4189 2 years ago 2
Fucking hilarious! We <3 you Denis!
Truthiness231 2 years ago
If I was Dennis Leary,
I'd go partying with Clint,
If I thought I was lucky,
he wouldn't give a shit.
If I was Dennis Leary
I'd be in lots more movies,
They wouldn't be much better
but they'd have a lot of boobies
TenaciousP45 2 years ago 23
If I was Dennis Leary
I wouldn't sing or dance.
I would go on ebay
and sell my underpants.
If I was Dennis Leary
I wouldn't settle down
I'd get real dirty nasty
with every bitch around
thesoberpothead 2 years ago 5
If I was Dennis Leary
sure, my films would suck
but I could make a living
from saying the word "fuck"
If I was Dennis Leary
I'd find and bitchslap you
Cuz hey, I'm Dennis Leary
What you gonna do?
thesoberpothead 2 years ago 5
Ha Ha "I got some of that ride money"
cmysharingan 2 years ago
"i just count the words an figure out how much money i'm getting per word"
ha ha funny guy
easystar5446 2 years ago
Man Denis Leary is just great! Funny guy and should make more movies and stand-ups!
OowoO 2 years ago
Brilliant! so awesome.
katisawriter 2 years ago
"Holy shit, that means I'm a .200 hitter. Fuck! I should have never started that conversation, fuck!" lmao
Radarguy6969 2 years ago 5
2:10 lmfao
RickyChapman87 2 years ago
haha at least hes honest, I like people that have not much talent as actors make fun of themselves, at least they are a lil more humble and humans after all, hey mostly is cuz of the money , no bull shit. I like the ending,the was funny
checkurbrain 2 years ago
lol utility guy
aftermathfool 2 years ago
im in love with dennis leary
80spurplepickle 2 years ago
LMAO
bs1174 2 years ago
that dude shouldnt BASH actors like that .
sirnicholson 2 years ago
counting the words to see how much your getting payed? being an actor rocks!
h2ojr1 2 years ago
LOL
potsmoker5000 2 years ago
that was sooo funny lmao
Kobeownzu81 2 years ago
funny shit
DIEZAUBERFLOTEMENSCH 2 years ago
RIP Denis Leary...
cokehorse 2 years ago
Demolition Man didn't suck & The Ref was good but yeah I will always love Denis Leary & his stand-up concerts despite an awful resume.
At least he made a comeback with that firefighter drama on FX
SeanConnery9000 2 years ago
lol
sbax28 2 years ago
omg i was dieing at the end!
SNOFJKASS 2 years ago
why is everythin a fkn PLAYLIST!?!?!?
Runaldo777 2 years ago
He didn't mention "Demolition Man", or is that in Part 1...can't find Part 1 on Youtube though.
mitrooper 2 years ago
ah man, i wish to see myself do that exact same script one day, too bad im stuck vision mixing and pressing record on the damn vt.. my day will come, .,
oXxxJasexxXo 2 years ago
.200 hitter! LOL
nishbrown 2 years ago
lol nice .. I like that guy
TrygviMurt 2 years ago
lol
VitaILetum 2 years ago
haha. SILENT WITNESS WAS TERRIBLE!
BBlair009 2 years ago 2
lol
murdamonk 2 years ago
his best waas sandlot and he wasnt in it that much
tickytoc24 2 years ago
hes right he does suck
ryoliciousrules 2 years ago
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Denis Leary is funny as fuck fuck you
Shaplen 2 years ago
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ryoliciousrules 2 years ago
hilarious! i love when actors cut the crap and talk candidly about the flicks they've been in.
catchcake 2 years ago 4
First! yayyyy
BR0M 2 years ago