Portal Ending - Still Alive - on an Exercise Machine

[jackster0205]

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[10xana]

Okay I understand how you put glados into a treadmill because she was put into a potato at one point.

BUT HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET HER TO SING?!?!

[timster568]

It's nice to see people reusing broken down objects. This is awesome.

[SwitsaSwoo]

This is actually amazing.

[PrimalPanda190]

Wow

[SnapPenCubeCap]

This literally made me genuinely smile, for real.

[deadlyjojo]

Imagine u had to wait for the music to finish in order to get your reading

[RiskoVinsheen]

The cake was a lie. After you burned off the calories.

[gamercode100]

Glados Alpha :D

[sonicmonkey232]

its glados when she was 4

[Ordoo145]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[franciscojavierm]

Finally someone put one of those things to good use.

[Z0MB1EN1NJAGUY]

umm... HOW DID YOU DO THIS?!?!?!?!

[Tounushi]

Just HOW bored were you!?

[mattstechtips]

Best use of an exercise machine ever!

[therealkyle51]

I would make it it so if you stop runing it stops playing, lol

[liam7360]

now i know why the cake RAN out....

[sgeneralgrievous]

This is awesome!

[Pwnage195]

GLaDOS has a backup disk. Unfortunately it's an excercice machine. The only tests she can do is run to walk while in need of rebuilding.

[Sonofabrick557]

So... Instead of exercising, you're playing portal?

[mankiller3040]

OMG GLaDoS had kids!

[neuenkir]

This is simply genius.

[jqdsilva]

First of all that was pure genious. And second of all how long did it take you to do it?

[zeluku1215]

nice movie

[1280Will]

wow even in the god dang machine it goes to spell out glad like GLaDOS so it's still like GLaD

[ubulunikum]

Finally, I proper use for those!

[Odie1008]

Awesome!!

Great creativity!!!

[LANDOPERK]

Awesome Job! 

[thkemp]

dude get a tripod

[BowserEdwin]

lol i sang it as a song :p

[renirafaga]

the cake is light

[Lumpiluk]

made a similar video for a lego robot :)

[KeramatZMode]

So Portal 3 is GlaDOS on exercise machine?

[scim4]

anyone notice how the aperture symbol on the screen kinda looks like a swastika?

[RemcoM013]

I think GlaDOS prefers this over the potatoe...

:P

[tbsys31061]

"Huge success, you fucked up 100 dollars" :D

[Huvywepons]

Umm I think you used the team fortress 2 logo instead of aperature laboratories...

[ckennow1]

WINNING!!!!

[poonujk]

this is so epic, gz man...gz

[Nabbert]

Fuck exercise! play portal!

[paul13nov]

this is brilliant!

almost as brilliant as giving a fat person a portal gun to reach the remote control

[Actawesomeamv]

You sir, are going places.

[MissGirlFactor]

THE INTERNET.

YOU JUST WON ONE.

[Drawrobot100]

I can die now.

[MrMagikWaffle]

Now add the chord progression under the melody.

[AlixeTiir]

look at the button second to the leftmost button on the bottom row of blue buttons.

I'm guessing it plays the ballad of Black Mesa

[Reshiram643]

Now all we need is Want You Gone.

[evi1wombat]

@Reshiram643 "Want You Gone" is also there on my user page.

[HeapsGoodProductions]

That was the coolest thing I have *ever* seen!

[PriestOfTyr]

who else here would find this motivation enough to run on a treadmill atleast for the length of the song?

[delaythepickup]

@PriestOfTyr Seeing as it's only 2 and a half minutes, I would sure hope so...

[HomeGamesKiro]

LOL! :O

[bjrdelaney]

I can just imagine an older adult with no knowledge of computers having this on their exercise machine. (After song is done) "Um... what does that mean?"

[zeldadude9000]

just say thier weight varience is above or below than normal

[pricklyphlox]

the plural of GLaDOS is GLaDOi

[Flankoful]

Small GLaDOS!

or Companion Cube as an Baby

[Colobotwymiata]

People can put GLaDOS into ANY electronic device.

[Machinision]

i hope they make an actual GlaDOS in real life. That would be awesome.

[Anima10pontonet]

@Machinision It'd probably result in a lot of death and pain, but I agree it's be awesome :D

[sirasa100]

@Machinision i would like to test in her chambers then be like WERE DA FUCK IS WHEATLY and il make fun of her and run

[Machinision]

@sirasa100 when you said "i would like to test in her chambers" i thought it was an innuendo.

[sirasa100]

@Machinision eh i dont like robots that way

[Neersighted]

Epic

[felreaverguy]

i farted and then i saw the words "DELICIOUS AND MOIST"

[mozziedoo]

Dear youtube, There is a horrible glitch effecting this video: It has a dislike button, Can you please replace it with a EPIC button please?

[DustinTheGoth]

zomfg h4x.

[Thecalebguy]

Glados did call Chel fat..

[emerald807]

9 people didn't get cake.

[Reisuke06]

this exercise machine is the kid of GLaDOS !

[IceLordCryo]

if my treadmill did this, i would actually use it lol

[Sn1PeRZzBLOOD]

NOOO my heard beat go to fast!

[FabioROCKET90]

you're great mate, from Italy!

[HARDCOREnl1337]

"FAT chance"

[07ortonja]

i want one of these baaadd

[southseapirate1]

Fucking impressive! And Im not saying that just because its the best game ever!

[CompC76]

THIS IS SO AMAZING! Do Want You Gone :P

[rodylermglez]

GLaDOS now lives inside of a potato powered exercise machine~

[NobleEagle1]

lol that would be awesome if is heart was beating that

[MrAlice25]

if i had this i would use it every day >_<

[FawfulGrox]

Does anyone else notice the sudden irony in the line "That was a joke...ha ha, fat chance"?

[nfistfu]

@FawfulGrox Only to be followed by "Anyway this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist."

[perpetual0madness]

@FawfulGrox that's not irony, that's coincidence

[JeefCakes]

@FawfulGrox I noticed the CONNECTION to Portal 2, but found no irony.

(Checks FawfulGrox profile for location set to United States as all Yank misunderstand this word)

"Hometown:Beanbean Kingdom/Galactic Core"

WTF, ah wait there's a cross that praises Jesus and its associated mythology. Yep, it's United States all right.

[FawfulGrox]

@JeefCakes

A) My location is supposed to be a JOKE. I've heard humans make jokes so they can inject a little humor into their daily lives.

B) The essential feature of irony is the indirect presentation of a contradiction between an action or expression and the context in which it occurs. Ergo, an exercise machine singing about cake is IRONY, good sir.

[victom111]

@FawfulGrox :'( It's times like these that i wish i knew what irony was.

[manhackmatt]

@FawfulGrox OH GOD WHY DIDN'T I SEE IT SOONER

[epicawesomesauceguy]

Hmmm. Excercise and cake are almost opposites!

[cod5x]

@epicawesomesauceguy but the cakes a lie so that makes it ok

[ToyotaCharlie]

Dude, this is epic, but you have way tooooooo much free time ;)

[sonoflavadome]

incredible

[FlamepheonixBR]

the aperture science symbol almost looks like a swastika

[thegeekanoid]

this is kind of freaky its like its following you around saying im still alive

[chrisdelvalleisgreat]

this person ran out of cake :c

[mai1992]

Damn, how i envy and admire people who can do that.

[justinheath905]

FUCKING MEGA EPIC!

[northrupthebandgeek]

9 people don't have any cake.

[sebdmck]

Gabe Newell needs this.

[joegt123]

When this thing sprouts evil talking eyeballs and kills you, I'm gonna laugh and eat my cake.

[proviste]

skynet started with that

[Dragepigen]

YOU GAINED 100 POUNDS

IT MAKES ME GLAD I AM NOT YOU

[jxk25]

"FEED ME A CAT" hahahahahaha, great work

[ztc01fire]

GLaDOS IS GONNA KILL US ALL !!!

[jonvincent12]

Could have done better with the pics.

[MrLThibbs]

2:00, What kind of cake is that???

[linklord0]

@MrLThibbs Thunderbolt Cake

[PoorLittleNES]

You have no damn fucking life.



[thegamer589]

@PoorLittleNES its called being a geek. this is the type of thing we do for fun when we are bored

[airbendingavatar1]

How did you DO that?!

[XTwisternickX]

you lost 100 pounds

that was a joke

haha

fat chance

[carversth]

I thought the same thing as @XTwisternickX hahahahaha

Great work man, that was very nice!

If only it had more power to make a beat... :/

[Pc4life220]

How the fuck?......

[TheD736]

how. the. hell. WHAT?

[TheSecondWaterman]

This should play when you lose enough weight.

[marlan35]

Win <3

[Minifig666]

Port GlaDOS in a PIC and you can interface her with anything. Be careful with the neurotoxin systems though...

[winkthatnudge]

That is INCREDIBLE.

[naczelny1]

now that's leet skills!

[wildwolf111]

So that's what GlaDOS is actually for, help the protagonist to lose weight...

[8arry94]

Hax

[death19912]

I got my uncle to make my alarm sound like this and say it :3

[seedililbarf]

@death19912 best uncle ever!

[TheRealTomberryZoo]

This must of took, a, guts and b, alot of time, by the way what machine was that, cause i never seen that be for.

[adamtried]

People are installing GLaDOS into excersie machines to encourage fat people to loose weight, by promising cake.

[werdofilms]

@adamtried It would help Chell.

[ironminisa1]

@adamtried made my day :)

[PartiallyStupid]

@adamtried, LOL.

[dlprentice]

@adamtried I lol'd at your comment =p

[flarn2006]

@adamtried Then what would be the point of the exercise?

[xXguitardude9Xx]

FAKE AND GAY

the cake was around the wrong way

[AlmightyTallestGreen]

@xXguitardude9Xx How is this non-living thing gay?

[jamiroleander]

8 people got killed by GLaDOS

[341464]

OMG GLaDOS is everywhere!

On Calculator, on a old computer, on a exercise machine

[9r2e5i3k]

"ha ha fat chance"

[callum510]

OMG IT HAS BEGUN *GRABS PORTAL GUN AND PORTALS TO THE MOON*

[corporealdreams]

@callum510 Dude, there's no walls on the moon. HOW???????

[stainglassfox]

@corporealdreams The portals stick to surfaces that are coated in moon dust. The moon is FULL of moon dust...

[bendude137]

DUDE WIN!!

[DerGeckarbor]

0:38 :Look at the image and think on MW2.

[Jimpiedepimpie]

All my cake are belong to you...

[Anvilshock]

Aww, cute. :)

[11125Hunter]

This song would be better with music instead of beep,beep,beep

[lar414]

this would be better if there was cake on a line at the end of the tredmill

[TheEPICtrainrider]

I walk more if my treadmill did this.

[bardock719]

It's GLaDOS' kid....she will destroy us all...

[vampire80413]

@bardock719 even worse... he son is a toaster...

[munfmunf4boisdinner]

how did you make this?

[meganmcker]

GLaDOS's sister carries on the horrors of what went on in that facility that started out by making shower curtains

[meganmcker]

GLaDOS's core wants wants YOU to lose weight

[brendan98761]

HUGE HUGE HUGE SUCCESS

[Jeygii]

Epic

[130149530]

fuckin sweet

[Saur]

There is no cake delicious or moist enough to express how much this wins.

[skaterfreak198]

@Saur because the cake is a lie

[VoidKeeper]

@skaterfreak198 no, because I already ate it.

[skaterfreak198]

@VoidKeeper your machine is pretty awesome and i would give you some epic cake but there is no cake therefore you could not of had some quite sir

[Dragonaushproduction]

@skaterfreak198 the cake is real... it has been proven 100s of times. u just kneed noclip.

[skaterfreak198]

@Dragonaushproduction =( there was epicness but there is none now =( and btw i knew that but the reason we say cake is a lie is because of the rat man dens and yea and btw you even need no clip you just have to do a certain glitch when you bet glados or you can even watch the cut scene it goes to the cake if beat both portal games

[swifttalon3]

omg! this video was nothing except an epic win ... this was the greatest portal thing I ever seen! way to go dude!

[pspatapon]

GLaDOS takes everything over!!!!!!

[nicolasdumesnil]

Just an awesome song. Check out my cover of Still Alive if you have time, it's on the front page of my channel.

[kingjulianhird123]

1:04 says PIE :D

the PIE is not a lie :P

[Geno11116]

baby GLaDOS XD

[POPCORN454545]

wahhh..buddys right..you did rebuild glados D:...luckilly i got my sasha that fires 200 dollar custom built cartreges at 10,000 rounds per meenit...and ill let you in on a little secret..it costs me 400 thousand dollars to fire my sasha..for TWELVE seconds....BAHAHHAHAA..oh and my sandvich >:D..so good luck glados

[runeman464]

you just won a free cake.

i just need to....find....it....

(Portal begins from here :P)

[stoker48]

this is beyond awesome. you sir are a god.

[bartboucher]

That is so awesome my face shit.

[0jmlop]

8 people liked black frekin masa better

[seamonkey157]

did it say caying? or did i miss read it?

[Valic7690]

made of win

[Mightyfigter]

YOU LOST 100 POUNDS

HUGE SUCESS

[SmokyMtnSteam]

@Mightyfigter Now for cake!

[ZacharyHere]

@Mightyfigter Now see, that could never had been achieved if the cake was real!

[gmcglothern]

good, now run on it

[GilWanderley2455526]

YOU HAVE THE GLADOS BACKUP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lllMephisto]

She is alive ! What have you done !?

[liljohn560]

Gave me chills just like It does whenever I hear this song :) Brrr

[atvrider7]

WOW!!!!!! that was the coolest thing I've ever freaking seen!!!!!! I am at a literal loss for words! @..@

[Elfarik]

1 word - Awsome