005 | Friday | Escape and Control

[lilNikoproductions]

Arrk Music :)

[alecwsx12]

Ark Music made this song for me in one day

[TomMorran]

Swwwaaa

[HorseSpit69]

lol this guy just got trolled by a black guy

[777oddball]

come on jon, this is dross. why are you wasting your time with this half arsed drivel when theres so many fascinating subjects out there. its like an extremely bored millionaire lands in las angeles and then, nothing

[jsaganski]

That song was a thousand times worse than Friday. Hands down.

[Dannyboy4vr]

is this real?

[alexkamrock]

he looks like ushers untalented cousin.

my god are you musically challenged, i dropped a couple i.q points listening to that bullshit

[DNALI]

Patrice you make shit music!!!

[Redflowers9]

Patrice = absolute fucking genius

[gljack08]

sounds like im watchin animal planet lol

[SteadyClips]

worst song N/A

[Thompsonhuntoid]

The dude is such a pretentious douche. Fucking love it, hate it. Your song was pretty hilariously terrible.

[TheInstantClassic1]

Dear Youtube, stop shoving this shit down our throats! Black sucks and is a Viral JOKE and not success

[TopCityPrince]

The worst part is that he actually thinks he made a viral HIT with Friday! When in reality he made a viral SHIT lmfao!

[lovesgibson]

@TopCityPrince lmfao

[dekidd007]

30 minutes to make write the song... Yes, we can tell.

[SedrickProductions]

Just when you thought Waka Flocka Flame was a bad rapper....

[ganjamerch]

2:23 Is that a real fucking view??

[TheRealDealJuggalo]

@ganjamerch aaand thats why people move to california lol

[HackPuppet032]

if pitbull is the hit maker, this guy is the shit maker

[phongn209]

"I would sing if he would notice me!"

"and did he?"

"No..."

[UltraMan4Life7009]

It just HAD to be a black person, didn't it? Way to make stereotypes seem real.

[thekcor]

@UltraMan4Life7009

I know right?!

[SMacias91TV]

Hands down this Guy is on my top 10 WORST entertainer/rapper of all time.

[CGPRecordsMUSIC]

FUCK THAT NIGGA HE FUCKIN SUCKS >... Cant write songs that make sense for shit... he will never do it again... and if he does its cuz its bad like the last one

[TreMerit]

hahaaha am i the only one dieing laughing at that end!!

[iLoveMusics89]

Don't get sucked in to this garbage. Thumbs up if you agree! Ron Paul 2012

[Pearwasps]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TELL ME THIS WAS FAKE!!!!1

[10fanboy]

there is a song based on friday, its ice cube-friday

[EpicHDEntertainment]

STUPID ASS VIDEO! WASTE OF FUCKING MONEY!

[StrothaBrotha]

That guy has more shit coming out of his mouth than my ass after eating Mexican food...

[emilysclaycharms]

thats song stunk!it didnt even rime!

[coltscubs2112]

@emilysclaycharms that comment stunk you didn't even spell!

[emilysclaycharms]

@coltscubs2112 oh, get a life!

[75DefenceGf]

alt+f4

[XXDangerOpsXX]

wasted 6 minutes of my life

[SkateIslam]

Ice cube- Friday

[Kramer025]

"The Cure- Friday im in Love"

[GangsterGrowlithe]

There's no songs about Friday?

Last Friday Night - Katy Perry ring a bell?

This guy just needs to keep his "creative outlets" to himself. . .

[westside619]

He got SWOGGA?

[uhhhhkevin]

hahhah this documentry is great xD why so many dislikes the british guy is awesome

[BHVoiceBox]

Obviously no talent. You can't make a good meaningful song in 30 minutes. His Conan song also sucked...

[OrangeGraffiti]

5:26 = the face of boredom

[skinchen]

fucking ears are bleeding!! fucking ears!!!!

[Shattersky]

That is a pretty epic song he made for him. Featuring the new star Vanilla Potter!

[luanisfrikkenamazing]

SSo basically the black guy's the one who made this song. Really. WHY AREN'T WE BLAMING HIM?!?!?!

[BLADesCOre]

@luanisfrikkenamazing because the bitch that sang the song MADE MY EARS BLEED

[YouLikeDoo]

If You Don't Have Anything Good To Say, Don't Say It!

[FlintSparkedStudios]

@YouLikeDoo If you don't know how to capitalize a sentence properly at all, don't try it!

[JimboSports]

Jon Ronson or Ron Jonson?

[1800mauler]

4:47 "Conan sittin' here, everybody's here, I'm dressed tryn to let to know I got my squirrel"

[NeWvEgAsMaStEr]

his next song is saturday

[everfrost95]

what the fuck did i just watch

[mapleasura]

nigguh wtf is this.

[xReeco]

im on the conan show im on the conan show im on the conan show im on the conan show.... -_-

[mrtechnical4]

this man shall be slayed and vital organs eaten raw!

[nevermore7755]

we know the video sucks , but it reached to a point where Rebecca Black received several death threat's

[ChaoticMatters]

Song aint bad, did he really go on conan? lol

[Tritixp]

why did people dislike the video he doenst support rebecca or anything he is just getting the facts

[chubbs636]

this poor delusional man... he really thinks he has some sort of talent, how can he not realize they got so many hits because it was so bad rofl

[EaglesgotTALONS]

*Sudden realization face* IT'S THURSDAY!

[guatechapin22]

shittiest song writer of life

[ilusions4]

BOOO!

[Letsplayforeva]

thats song sounds like something a 10 year old would make.. is this like a joke vid or serious, cuz if it is serious the holly shit this guy has to go to some mental counselling to understand the fact that he sucks at rapping and his carers just ended

[huhjustin]

Please tell me this prick didn't say there are no songs about "Friday"...

[FaulkedUp]

I want to CONTROL Rebecca Black and let the viewers ESCAPE.

[GhostLawl]

so rebecca wasnt the stupid one, the grown black guy was th one with dumb lyrics

[Dmenjivar22]

oh yeah guys, lets find a rich girl and try to make her richer.

[hellowaver]

"there's no songs about friday!"

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[KakashiHatake2121]

@hellowaver "Friday I'm in love" The Cure ._.

[FredFreek678]

"It seriously only took me 30 minutes to right Friday."

How am I not surprise?

[hippiegirlsmile]

"There's no song about Friday.." "There's no days of the week-weekend anthem that everyone can feel good about.." LIES.Have we ALL forgotten about Friday I'm in Love by The Cure? Because it mentions every day of the week several times.

[Masterpsflood]

you can tell it took him only 30 mins to make the song...

[LandynCaissie]

if the Friday song were a potato

... it would not be a very good potato

[jameswitter]

There's no chance this guy can do it again. This idiot got very lucky.

[tchiu61]

he sounds like hes sayin juice at 1:00

[ThePortadump]

The Song About Taking A Dump At Work Is Better

[ThePowerGamePlayer]

377 likes....... 404 Dislikes and growing..

[RussellGaGaLover]

There is no song about Friday? Does everybody NOT know that Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night (TGIF)" was out almost a year before Rebecca Black's Friday? The music video did come out after, but the song was out before!

[siuol9903]

@RussellGaGaLover Or Friday by Ice Cube

[finzgar420]

I don't think he can make another song like this. He does not get why it got 200 mil to start with.

The Conan song is just trying to hard,

[StartsWithDeee]

wtf, what do u mean theres no song about friday or days of the week? Friday I'm In Love - The Cure?! wooow -.-

[hippiegirlsmile]

@StartsWithDeee omg.. lol SAME THOUGHT EXACTLY. I JUST commented and said the exact same thing. How could everyone have forgotten?

[Steve3D27]

damn rich ass bitches......

[Mymariodude]

371 People are gays who have no life

[Wulahhi]

tgif katie perry?

[diamondvibes]

Theirs two things i hate in life.

1. This man who produced friday.

2. When I get poo crumbs stuck in my gooch hair.

[andrewmanford]

@diamondvibes i hate people who comment with words; yet cannot spell.

[CUWHIP97]

2:46 I dont think ANYBODY felt good about that song!

[DarkMrUmbreon]

My pet giraffe can sing better then her.

[goddamnthishard]

I think Patrice Wilson is a great guy and he is not motivated by the easy money... trust me, i'm Rick Perry

[tinykz]

@goddamnthishard He, in fact, is. Trust me I'm a doctor.

[RuinedWhat]

I will be honest with you I liked the beat of the Conan song and I was rapping to it but I wasn't repetitive and my lyrics made more sense :)

[anomoly26]

This man needs to be silenced for the hell he unleashed upon us.

[Ammo1174]

this guy has less talent than my toilet

[inuvegeta3]

@Ammo1174 My toilet doesn't flush and still shows more potential.

[aznboy3213]

@Ammo1174 That makes no sense

[Chunkyownyou]

@Ammo1174 thats not nice, everyone has talent..you shouldnt discriminate

[yegBryTV]

This Patrice Wilson seems to be nothing more than a con-artist. Rebecca Black was crap, and that "Im on the Conan, Conan show" is more proof that he's literally just a guy who preys on rich naive, stupid parents who have nothing better to waste $4000 on. The only reason Rebecca Black got any attention was same as William Hung from American Idol - It's a disaster people can't help but watch.

[arugila27]

Are people disliking this video for the actual video or the damn song at the end???

[FaulkedUp]

Does the audio on this video suck as much as Rebecca's song for anyone else? It's good until the unsuccessful rapper starts talking.

[FaulkedUp]

2:28

See that letter he's putting his finger on? Add "Suck" after it, what do you get?

[decepticonsforever]

You all are missing the point here: Patrice Wilson sees dollar signs in this YT/viral video medium, and that interviewer going on Conan was just another opportunity to cash in on mass curiosity/stupidity. That song was pure promotion for his company, nothing more, and the only thing wrong about it was how transparent his method is about going about it.

Separating fools from their money isn't necessarily bad, just be more subtle about it.

[TheBlackScreamer]

Notice carefully that at the beggining of the video with the girl who was rebecca's friend has poster of Justin Bieber all over her wall. Oo the real dude to blame is that Patrice Wilson who started the whole thing.

[seharkhokhar]

Did anyone notice that girl at the beginning of the video is desperate for fame.

[garlandx]

Has anyone noticed all the songs he writes is just one sentence repeated over and over again?

[pillsbryswagg]

it actually bothers me that rebecca black has made a shit ton of money cuz of a shit song

[Dovetia]

this is why we needed SOPA ;-;

[DerpSquid]

@Dovetia SOPA won't fix these sort of issues. SOPA and PIPA will never be passed because Obama himself said he won't let it. The real problem now is ACTA

[bellahorse151]

This made me laugh my ass off!! WHAT A FAKE!!!! He's saying he can see potential in people JUST so they can make their hopes go up an all, and they think he's good and all, he's such an idiot if he thinks he can fool people that way!!

[Mitzyclick]

What kind of music did this guy grow up with? Writing music about the conan show and candy?

[bellahorse151]

@Mitzyclick LOL ^^

[S1LENTNINJAZ]

Thaaats who that random guy was...

[MTDrumz]

What an idiot. He even looks like a fucking clown in that ridiculous rap video. It concerns me that a grown ass man wrote this.

[loveshorses101]

this shows you how much of an asshole he is! honestly i feel bad for Rebecca! they took advantage of her! This guy is such a leech! rich but talentless. what an asshole!

[cheispoopy]

I actually had to press ctrl+esc while listening to that song in the end

[DragonRuslan]

Pedo Bear is disappointed.

[ninearthify]

talentless and rich, welcome to america

[TakedownO44]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA this guy sucks at life :P not the interviewer but the guy that he interviewed hahahahaha all his shit is honestly terrible hahahaha

[apetheape9]

Omg this guy seriously sucks.

[starliight54]

raise the dislike bar! =]

[Xenohno]

Hahahhaha listening to the Conan song, he's trying so hard not to laugh. Or cry for humanity.

[marty13612]

Patrice sounds like a bro.

[Mtiudaeu]

He should use auto tune....



[Darthdarbinks1]

Faggotborn

[lifepuzzled]

ugh rebecca black just makes me wanna quit youtube...which i rly shudnt, check out our channel

[WomboSmash]

I really started singing, oh and did he notice you? "no" LOL

[redminus]

World's most defective black dude writes song for Salad Fingers

[DOmetry]

my ears, they bleed....

[jerman2003]

I just looked up Doochebag on google, and it brought me here.

Thanks Patrice, now I know what it is.

[pmindian]

the reporter sounds like a fucking child molester. something about his accent

[068666338cvnc43]

200 million hits? More like 200 million HATES

[246trinitrotoluene]

he's very good at marketing.

he only took him because he knew he'd get publicity from conan's show.

[SirLagAlot109622]

that guys a straight up prick. a girl had her hopes and dreams in his hands and he put 30 minutes effort into something that would wind up ruining her life essentially 

[Schoolage]

@SirLagAlot109622 so sad...

[pk511]

these guys paid youtube to promote and feature their video. talentless hacks

[OnlineGuitarCraze]

"Today I will meet a man who posted a video on youtube that achieved 200,000,000 views. He says he can do it again." and he better fucking not, youtube is for YOU as in a regular person to post YOUR videos on the internet not assholes working for corporations to try and achieve success in the butchered industries that we call art which is now more about marketing than actual arts.

[barod1]

My ears started bleeding!

[a1rjord4n]

lol @ music these days

[SigisHardjump]

Way to go Patrice, you advertised yourself in the middle of this song by stating you made it.

You sure do know how to make a song based off peoples personalities..

[MusikkIzMiLiffee]

Trolololol!!!!!! That is all!!

[ryanskates1224]

i hate the word friday now

[ricardo3326]

All this video is about: @4:05 , and CLICK the DISLIKE button

[iamirshadhussain]

Why so many dislikes. this guy who made this video deserves more likes.

[CMLiedtke]

He makes one shitty song, so suddenly he thinks he's a musical genius..?

"I see viral potential in you..."

Fuck off.. idiot.

[ChineseGlassLawl]

Took me about 30 minutes. LOL

[luigidragon]

random nigger

[Onkeykid]

30 minutes? I mean really? 

[ASoapyWaffle]

If by "youtube music hit" you mean a complete donkey punch to everything i like about music then yeah, big hit.

[ThePhenom144]

soo your the one who wrote this shitty ass song

[sabbaloko]

WE WE SO EXICTED. you you suck.

[BrentJohn]

30 Minutes to write the song? That explains why 200,000,000 people hated it…

[allahswaggerrVEVO]

@BrentJohn Yeah, if it takes you an hour just to write a song

then you must be fucking slow!.... you say it's not unique?

well i say it is

how is singing about sex, drugs and partying UNIQUE?

what the fuck dose Rebecca know about love?!!!

she's only 13 for christ sake!!!!

and besides, singing about love is gay!....

[swifttiga]

@BrentJohn more like the entire planet

[Veraclarke1]

This guy can't be for real.

[Xazard]

Damn, that reporter and his accent made me think this video will turn into porn with that girl

[ArtBit64]

what that was terrible

[DrazhiHD]

What a loser...the black guy.

[demonwx10]

Their beats are decent, but the lyrics are shitty lol

[USEPartyPeople]

wow that song sucks once again. give up patrice...

[pglAymer]

ugh.. awful..

[TheTokuin]

why would you even make a story about these shittys? Trying to ride on the views of the original video? STOP BEING ATTENTION WHORES! Stop focusing on making videos that get views, try making videos that people will actually like!

[lpsowns]

@TheTokuin Wow the point of this video went over your head.

[TheTokuin]

@lpsowns No it didn't, the point of the video was simple. Its just a video about the man who wrote and directed Rebecca Black's friday youtube video and showing you how stupid he is. If you see a deeper point to this video you are just looking too hard. Even though it shows how much he sucks, this video still gives him more attention. Just stop talking about these people, nobody should give 2 fucks about them.

[mrbloke11]

"There's no song out there that's about Friday"

You must have never heard of The Cure -_-

[143Love4Music143]

Damn... that Conan song is horrible...

[dkrebs11]

this guy is the biggest loser ever

[1166ultraviolet]

this patrice guy is creepy...

[xlostdark]

lmao he's just doing anything he can to advertise himself and his company.

[TheJugsGaming]

patrice has the misconception that friday was popular because of the musical talent put into the tune but it acquired fame because it is extraordinary rubbish