Fruntimmer

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... Frauenzimmer

[speakfoolish]

Brilliant as a million suns!!

[Matuxmatux]

6:25 - Numbdoll? where else can one see her? :D

[Rickardius]

Excellent.

 "Fruntimmer" disappeared along with the 50:s though. ;)

[marshagreen]

i'm swedish... come get me!

[Dutix]

The person on the right looks like Alan Rickman from Die Hard.

[afaiienphoenix]

poor thing. you guys look sweaty.

[OpenlyClosed]

BUT!

Sweden doesn't have Mountain Dew.

Nuff said.

[mattej00]

yes it does, but at special stores only.

[JustWickedSwede]

@OpenlyClosed Ba! We have!

[DansaMinCancer]

@OpenlyClosed Yes we have. I've seen it here even though I wont buy it.. :)

[Fluorit]

Hahaha, great pronunciation...

[Fahad1422]

hay stop eating meat, and eat some vegs and fruits.

[Fahad1422]

dude plz tell me the youtube link to numbdoll....i wanna see who that is

[Fahad1422]

dude plz tell me the youtube link to numbdoll....i wanna see who that is

[RitheeRithwando]

How'd the brain surgery work out, anyway? I assume that's why you had your head shaved.

[Fahad1422]

lol..hahahaha

[yzbi]

Lol fruntimmer, such old word.

[MattieCooper]

Priceless.

[gorikuri]

hee hee Can't get enough of you baby!

[pjbrubak]

He needs a show on HBO.

[TheBlackTheatre]

aaaaaah... finally. Bernard aknowledges his biggest fan :D. UPDATE DAMMIT! Lol!

[stephenchow79]

Bernard looks like an american Yul Brynner

[spawnfan101]

I sense a murderous rage in you. I think it's the eyebrows.

[SforzandoFilms]

I love your 8 1/2 poster in the background.

[andymcgaffigan]

i've already poured a 40 to the curb in honor of the fallen numbdoll. lest we forget.

[TheCyberToad]

I love this guy because he's one of the few entertainers who's not seeking to be liked onscreen

[akfhome27]

Yea you're back! { At least for now } Hope this isn't a " fly by " vid. I have very few reasons to yt anymore, one being the lack of your entertainment. So please make this poor, bored " house wife " life a little bit more enjoyable and don't disappear again! :)

[ArekkuTrax]

the funny part is that when he corrects the other guy, he pronounces "fruntimmer" wrong too. XD

[thecreepyguy]

There's just something so classy about this guys videos.

I love it,

[Vamps17]

Haha, that was a good one! Ah, I missed your humour, you can't find much like this on youtube!

[Synthmon]

I'd say something on account of being one of nine million justly capable of saying just that something; but what the fuck, who gives a shit anyway.

[siddharthsharma52]

you look hideous without hair

[soylentcowflops]

you suck

[gusto68]

Hilarious!!! 5/5 +subscribe

[colkids11]

Youtube is my lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[luckiestmommy]

Very fun!!! And kinda scary - Bernard looks like he is about to launch on a serial killing spree. Love that the Holy Book is The Life of Brian.

[QueenofAntarctica]

he usually looks like a serial killer that's my favorite thing about him.

[MrBipoX]

EXCELLENT

[z4krul3s]

fuking hax

[sillysillytom]

absolutely terrific!

[BeortheMad]

Grow your damn hair back! please ;)

[iaredave]

You appear to be touching me lol

[johnpiperfan]

Very excellent.

[merulabs]

Nope, dont believe it. Obvious Bernard is holding out. Just look at him, hes a very sexy and handsome man. Youll get that Fruntimmer when youre staring in a movie and Freddy Savage is an extra in your movie. Love the work, and coffee is much better for you then Coke.

[lonesomemajor]

you dont have any hair left.

unless you shave your...

[ebronken]

Now, fruntimmer is a rather pejorative word for woman...

[JeihVonn]

Prefectionist? Did you just say prefectionist?

@ 00:52

I love you. And also, Swedish yay!

[Nickynamo]

Pronunciation was off... but yay :)

[Rowdyeh]

Loved the "sacred" Monty Python book! Lot's of lols!

[AmateurAstronaut]

numbdoll are you out there??? msg me

[bakaface]

I love this video. It's was  like "god" crapped in my brain. I'm just mad you did it first.

[crzyvick]

Thank you for posting more crappy youtube videos. I love them.

[spearofhope2]

Ah!

So Fishhook is going for a bit of a John Ritter thing?

I love that Quote rant of fishhooks, the Ending was Brilliant, As always you outdo yourself!

Bravo!

[Grizzlow2]

Great to see you guys again lol

[Tjarn110]

Fruntimmer being a very archaic term for chicks. It's thrown around alot at the nursing home I work at.

You are back! Super!

[ChurchOfBlow]

The tune is "Thieving Magpie" by Gioacchino Rossini. No idea what the game might be.

[jyrkky]

Thanks for the info. A nice tune indeed.

[FrostyEagle7]

THE GAME? 

=(

[kaybolin]

you dont know what the game is... well not only will you not find love but you also will live a rather hallow life. i am sorry.

[jyrkky]

Great clip!

On a second note, that tune that starts around 5:48 was in one game that came out some odd years ago. The game starts when a cartoonist fells asleep on a thunderstorm and wakes up in a cartoon world that is similiar to his creations. It was kind of a puzzle game. I know this is probably the wrong place to ask, but anyone know what the game was called? On the cover of the game, there was a crazy clow face, if I remember correctly..

At least someone tell me the name of the tune! ,:p

[6cheesy6]

yehhh

[sendorange]

Nice to see you again :)

[OneProduktionFilm]

OMG Finally, thank you guys so much. It was amazing, classic hilarious, funny and perfect. Also, This brought back memories when I found you guys on YouTube, you are the first channel I subbed to on youtube :) also YouTube has been missing good intellectual content glad to see you back :) (Best Catch Phrase at the end) :D

[6cheesy6]

You cant be more right mister

[AuShawster]

Nice choice or tunes

[ROCKGUDEN]

yes..we rule!

[LoreleiMission]

The first thing that popped into my head was "that's some fucking good... cola!?" ...anyway... the jumpcut at 1:56 was classic.

[fireman12888]

Brilliant.

[CultistOfTheBeyond]

Best one yet!

[Dfeneck]

=D Love it

[balancee]

LOL too funny!

[Datelesswonders]

Hilarious and the whole swearing part and you looking into the camera was the best climax.

[chevrolet37]

have you got leukemia?

[SpiritusMan]

the holy book = the life of brian

genius

[AngryAussie]

I wish I could master that tone when I said "You appear to be touching me"

[somegreybloke]

Top work. But Fish Hook was right, the guy in the gay hat does look like Bernard.

[deantown]

Fab. Brill. Excell. Supe. Grea!

[jarra83]

I love your work!

[zenguin13]

could you go back to doing your older funnier stuff?

Woody Allen

[Razzivell]

Oh finally. Yeah, I think we all missed you.

No pressure, though.

:D

[Nic33rd]

Grade A.

[geekyvince]

lol like this dry humor.

[305pride]

your swedish

[Gothicsublime]

I miss you so much.......in a non creepy way.

[beepmotherfuckerbeep]

I missed you so much!

[1DRock37167]

bout freakin time...

aces for editing and swearing on Monty Python

[3CoolKats]

Amen:)

[Diamixen]

lol... im swedish...

[crappybumbum]

omg I haven't seen a video of yours in AGES!!!!!!!! This video was really interesting! I really liked it!

[glogmaster]

For some reason I can't seem to stop watching this video over and over again.

[natewheatshelf]

Awesome!

[superfisto]

5/5

not because i got it. not because i liked it. but i subscribed back in the day and give everyone of my subscribees 5/5.

[Orsley]

Not everything about you is quite right, Bernard, but you do appear to be a very talented actor. "Thieving Magpie." Come and get one in the yarbles.

[konapril]

Jag älskar Sverige

[Eliteworkshop]

samma här

[thecheesypig]

yay! Every time a Church of Blow video comes out I am so happy. I just wish they came more often. Great Camera angles in this one.

[samandsha7]

You know i love you right? It'll be pronounced on my tomb stone. With an "i".

[leaxues]

Haha love you Mr. Smith with an I. What kind of camera do you use? Unless it's on your page and I'm missing it.

[ChurchOfBlow]

Canon HV20.

[leaxues]

Thanks.

[AtxAxLoss]

So good.

[BrianJunglist]

big up for the end tune :)

[seanbedlam]

HEALTHCARE?!?!?

[Eliteworkshop]

Yes we have better healthcare then u do

[BrianJunglist]

the camera angles alone make this 5 star.

good job

[BlueDiamondGirl]

Brilliant.

[3101010]

lol.... well done

[AMVPunk]

I can't believe that guy stole your idea. Man...

Say, I don't suppose you could tell me where I could find that video.... just so I can avoid it more effectively, of course.

[JimmerSD]

Still good.

[MrMakeDo]

Jolly Good. Didn't really understand most of it but it was jolly good nonetheless.

[quinn15M3NT4L]

Its looks lik you're on the virge of somethin great.....or its armageddon cuz numbdoll's never coming back and fish-hooks reading...again...

[firswood]

So HD!

[cynicaldemon]

Nice haircut Bernard.

Och fin svenska ;)

[avengedsevenfold979]

he looks like Dr. Cox from Scrubs

[eskimomage]

nothing the same :O

[avengedsevenfold979]

but doesn't he? at points?

[lobomeanswolf]

with your shaved head you look like somebody that would blow up a federal government building

[losserdude]

or maybe somone who would want to destroy the global defence initiaitve... and use the tyberium to feul his own army...

[dancingwasteland]

"No one ever leaves Youtube". That's either looking on the bright side...or the most depressing thing I've ever heard.

[JustWickedSwede]

Fruntimmer directly translated is wife-timber :-D

[Hunter7023]

Every video has only 100% talent, no less. It is a shame you aren't more viewed, thousands of talentless pricks make it big on YouTube and although you do have a great fanbase you do not have as much as you deserve.

[xanafanadu]

you shaved ur head lmao

[Overcow]

Yup, we swedes rule.

[crazycat690]

Sweden? Bullshit! lol^^

[NeverSCeneMe]

Is this your response to the "drama" you've been having? haha

[coldesser]

Great video.

But what the hell, man? What's up with this constant mentioning of Sweden. What about Denmark? We have cool stuff too, like.. um.. Von Trier, H.C Andersen and Aqua. Well, 25% of Aqua is Swedish, but the remaining 75% is 100% Danish.

Oh, and by the way, call a Scandinavian chick Fruentimmer (Danish spelling ftw!), and she'll think you're from the 60s and possibly kick you in the balls. Well, the last part is pretty unlikely, but she might consider it. Or not really.

Excelsior...

[Varghjarta]

Wow, okey first of all, why care so much for nationality-name-dropping?

Had it been Denmark he was mentioning, I personally would care just as much -- that is, very _little_.

The statement you made sounds like someone coming from an inferiority complex, no offence intended, but it's true.

[coldesser]

Don't worry, friend. I was merely kidding. Sarcasm and irony doesn't translate well over text, I guess.

You might be right about the inferiority complex though. : )

[sshollas]

25% of Aqua is Norwegian. Huge difference, hugely better country.

[coldesser]

Damn. I thought Lene was Swedish.

She is a pretty fruntimmer though.

[jhentros]

i think numbdoll got colligen injections since that last video BS did

[Chiiiiyo]

nope.

[jhentros]

so youre saying she always had big fake lips

[Chiiiiyo]

-sigh-

[jeden2]

Bernard, why have you shaved your hair and glued it to fishhook's chin?

[Kraksang]

Ah, nice to see a new video.

Woooh. I'm Swedish. Yeah.

[Jaromani]

Whoah, this channel hasn't been in my sub box in a long time.

[myusernameonce]

Yes! Welcome back!

[JustAnotherX]

I think it's meant to be said with an American accent in this here vid...maybe.

[part2themovie]

you're back! this is more significant than a first black prez and MJ's death

[LillaBlue]

I think you missed an 'e' between u and n. At least that's the way it is in Danish.

[Firensid]

Uhm.. no I don't think that's it, it is spelled completely right (I am Swedish, I would know), the pronunciation isn't perfect though BUT I know it's hard when you try to say something in another language (sidenote; so keep up the good.. everything Jeremiah/Bernard/What ever you want to call yourself!)

[tgi86]

you say fruntimmer all wrong..xD but nice video..=D

[crazy8mopfo]

=O it's been so long

[jCwel]

I think numbdoll is back?

[l0ff]

Welcome back!

[EliasIT]

i'm swedish ;)

[EmilxLollipop]

ha im danish :P

[jagjaghuh]

It's FrUUUUUntimmEr

[IWalkOnBothFeet]

Nice

[lrblanc]

Is YouTube sound messed up lately?

[Razdikrok]

Spot on, as usual, although crying was cheap in my opinion.

[Terry666Craig]

fuckyeahchurchofblow!

[thething91]

great vid man, fav'd this one :D

[uck1007]

welcome back

[sp15000]

Where have you been?

[fttproductions]

welcome back bernard

[GregGaub]

sublime

[angrypunkbronxkid]

Thank imaginary baby jebus for you, my friend... thank imaginary baby jebus for you

[emanfirstlast]

enjoyable :)

[Eliteworkshop]

Sweden ftw.

[Valkes]

This has to be the most inane piece of shit you've ever tried to feed us, you untalented hack. I sincerely hope someone buys you a box of kittens, gives you just enough time to fall in love with them, and then lights them on fire. look forward to the next one! =)

[KSRothwell]

Graham Chapman is Jesus without all that returning from the dead bullshit.

[AleeEvermore]

This was great!

[marniespeaks]

have you tried lingonberries?

[barryperrins]

Always watch your stuff. You should makeb more vids than you do.

[PluralOfEverything]

Fourth! I think. Anyway, I hope you're back. I guess you're not doing Cornelius Blow any more, but that's ok. I like this stuff too.

[yanndick]

Excellent !

[Chiiiiyo]

"Whyyyy?" :D omg, i laughed so hard. I love the bible. ;D

[jCwel]

I think I'm a fan

[PyroWareNL]

OMG AWESOME!

[LolFlame]

5 stars for Swedish!

[banelis]

nice to have you back! :]

[BakedPotato1]

Glad to see you making videos again.

[givingstars]

how much did coke pay you to use their product?

[RedKiteGuyTV]

Friggin Awesome!