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  • WE DON'T FUCKING SOUND LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!

  • in the zomde word blond will be left normal

  • dont use the rednick Australian voice we soned nothing like that

  • what the fuck

  • wow.... just..WOW. WTF is with the story at the start when Jessie selected the character? a lil over the top dont you say?

  • @KurbyDawson this ain't a kid game so...over the top nah. i enjoy long character stories like that, lets me get to know the char a little more :P

  • dude i am surprsied you didnt start running saying my god my god i ned glue and duct tape glue and fucking duct tape

  • "ill need this duct tape and glue for my vaction"

  • I LIKE TE BEGINS ROOM

  • @XTheGoatLadX im sorry, what was that mate?

  • 32 people are Australian.

  • @Wardil100 GTFO. Now.

  • @DaemonRespawnGaming So, you're saying the implication that there are 32 or more Australians who are or were at one time Australian annoys and disgusts you? So. Racist.

    Australians are just as welcome on this Earth as you and me!

  • @TheFlirk 1.) I was talking about the first ff-13 not ff-13-2 2.) that still dosn't answer my question

  • Is the VA for Purna, Fang from final fantasy 13?

  • @darnitnappa this game came out befor then

  • Oh God I just remembered how much looting there is in this game >.< this is gonna be a looooooong series.

  • At least you apologised first Jesse

  • 07:24 why he's bleeding?

  • You find it odd that the window isn't broken, but you don't seem to find it odd that the parents haven't been become zombies or the horde of zombies that stormed their room are just completely gone.

  • You better be sorry Jesse!

  • @joonas888 lol ahh skyrims guards what would we do without you limted sentences:-D

  • 1:14 I used to be a cop... Then I took an arrow in the knee

  • the glue is for sniffing, lol

  • "THAT BLEW UP GOOOOOD" keep it in your pants....

  • viewer 99,999 :o

  • Zombie Australian accent! Zombie Australian accent!

  • Jesse why do you have so many female friends? Can't you play this game with your WoW dude friends? After a few minutes some viewers want to turn down the female voices.

  • @Jspeterson schexist.

  • 3:50

    they dont realize that theyre in different games hilarious

  • Do you have to have Xbox live to play this game?

  • @MrCyberGiant No, but mutliplayer, from what I hear, is good. I have the game but few friends who also do.

  • @MrCyberGiant you can do a local connection with Ethernet cords i believe

  • dead island has the worst voice acing it so racist to Australians like me

  • As ridiculous as you sound, mate, it still makes me laugh. It's like that American mock phrase 'throw another shrimp on the barbie'... we eat prawns.

  • @theguywhoannoysme Like from that movie district 9?

  • @lnsertCleverName ....yes. Yes, we eat aliens for breakfast, lunch and tea.

  • 3 hot sounding chicks, 1 guy and games!...... your one lucky guy!

  • (whoops forgot to finish my last comment) (It's proved by me and my group in L4d)

  • Reminding of Rochelle? I don't like Rochelle (L5

  • Can u pick up the axe at 4:54?

  • @ImKillacreecha Nops... Guess it's just too messed up =/

  • Jesse isn't the only one with a bad Australian accent in that game!

  • on behalf of australia we apariciate your apology and forgive you for your terrible accent.

  • The Australian accent... why...

  • @Vshreddr because its an Australian game XD

  • Blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. The darker the chocolate, the richer the taste. :D

  • "Blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice"? That truly is the most disgusting and hilarious thing i have ever heard in my life.

  • ican tell... this is gonna go terriple but thats good when it's jesse

  • Why does he have the Mac OSX cursor?

  • im confused.... i hear what sounds like a hippie chick but the other two i cant really tell

  • at the start every character has the same skill with a knife, but the upgrades for the asian chick mostly involve stuff with knifes, so later on when the game gets harder it also gets more strategic with sharing weapons

  • Personaly as an australian, i find it hilarious :D

  • so Jesse is the only guy among women? Suspicious....hmm....

  • ''us'' fat people are offended 4 being called slow

  • Girls!

    

  • The biggest worry... Zombie Rapists

  • YEAAAAA, finally a aboriginal in a game that looks good

  • hmmm jesse and three chicks killing zombies.... will there be innuendos..... YES

  • I like sinomoi

  • This guy is getting assualted by OOOOOOW!

  • WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • WHAT THE FUCK JESSE?!?!?! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE THE SAME CHARACTER AS LEWIS DID!??!?!?!?! FUCK ME!

  • You all talk the same way, i ever thought just Jesse does that :(

  • when does the dogs n bitches stop barking

  • She gelded him?! She shot his balls off!!!

  • @karrotlord I'd rather die

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  • 888th comment! Owned!

    

  • omg watching this made me want pizza wtf o.o

  • Damn jesse must be gettin dat ass

  • The Australian accents are so stereotypical...

  • @XTheGoatLadX PUT ANOTHA SHRMP ON TEH BARBEH MAAAAAATE?

  • @XTheGoatLadX the funny thing is, she's actually got a white kiwi accent LOL, I'm from NZ myself lol.

  • @XTheGoatLadX lol, im australian and thats my accent :)

  • you posted you comment like 3 times

  • in the video

  • man can u shut the fuck up plz

  • that cutscece in the begining there (the people falling off the building one), thats the only one in the game that makes sense cos the rest of them have the other characters with you (when sinamois on the radio everyones there but not in the building, SPOILERS: when you meet the suicider everyones there etc)

  • LOL everyone brings up the Window XDD

  • Gah, I'm terrified of zombie games but at the same time i just have to watch them :<

  • @Hazasaurus98 how do zombie games scare you? also why must you spam?

  • @cloneblade what do you mean spam? :P

  • Gah, I'm terrified of zombie games but at the same time i just have to watch them :<

  • Gah, I'm terrified of zombie games but at the same time i just have to watch them :<

  • I love how ur all dumb and having a pissing contest on the internet, woohoo ur such a winner!

  • I love how there are two retards having an arguement in Jesse's comments. Look, there has to be some way to get a gun in Australia, and just because its rare to see someone have one, doesnt mean no one has one. But @LONcreeps Just because you think someone's wrong, doesn't mean you should be a retarded bitch about it and make a 2 week long arguement over the freakin internet. Obviously you're the retard and not Sh1v3erZone for saying that he's a retard for one small thing that he said.

  • purna is fucking right.

  • Mr. Cox and Jesse's Angels make the best 'Let's Play's! =]

  • im aussie and this is fucking funny as shit :D ily jesse <3

  • i flip u off jesse jk jk it was funny

  • Holy hell, but the characters in this game are obnoxious. Purna's introduction speech seems to try way to hard.

  • the girl at the start wane she is talking hr story and the guy she shot if you dont know what gelding is idk who els yew's it but with horses all she did was shoot his balls off

  • LOOT ALL THE THINGS!!!!

  • whats the point of being a firearms expert in a game of melee weapons??

  • Jesse what kind of comp do you have?

  • Women from the begining prays in polish. :)

  • it annoys me cause no aussie sounds like that >.< lol

  • As an Australian, I find this hilarious. CRIKEY!!!!!!!!

  • 3:21 Thats what I said, I was so drunk, I thought I was a white dude.

  • Reading over the argument between Sh1 and LON I realize that The whole thing is and argument of repetitive irrelevance. Maybe when you both come up with some liable resources of information giving stability to your arguments I will rethink continuing reading it, because I know it is going to continue. Otherwise it was quite a

    Waste of time reading repetitive comments that strayed into personal insults as a result of lack of knowledge.

  • Why wouldn't you bring duck-tape? Duck-tape fixes EVERYTHING.

  • jesse alot of people wont watch this because your playing the same character as the yogscast

  • Lol, Purna, the most racist, sexist black woman in the history of gaming. Makes me remember the OJ case. Alot of african americans didn't care he really killed the woman- alot even said they believed he did. All they cared about was LOL BLACK MAN WANT PUT IN JAIL.

    I bet Purna's maker was one of them trololo.

  • @YamsRyu

    Wasn't*

    Youtube, y u no have edit button???

  • @YamsRyu The thing is that Australian Aboriginals situation is more comparable to Amerindian in the situation they live in then Afro American.

  • @YamsRyu I know what you mean, anyone who isn't white or male always get's bad roles in gaming. It's really annoying, how hard is it to make a well rounded, likeable character that just happens to be female or coloured or both? It's a shame, cause you can kinda see they tried to make Purna a badass and strong by being all "I was the first half aboriginal woman to make blah blah blah" but it doesn't come off very good because her character is an asshole. :(

  • you don't kill child molesters you get a chick you know or guy you know who was molested to shove a thick treebranch up their ass and let em chip their nose off bit by bit with a razor

  • i wanna know wth they are talkin about the lil kid, broken window, and 2 dead ppl in a hotel room o.o

  • @ArcticWolf125 look at the trailer 

  • @Sonnyrazer thanks.

  • 00:01

    

  • Dang Jessie, you got all the ladies xD

  • Seems like some people commenting on this video have never seen a brazilian person.

  • giggady: "I AM POUNDING J!" later... "how come i dont get to see J..."

  • jesse brought some bitches

  • I've seen this proluge so fucking many times now, that it pisses me off.

  • um everyone is saying that the backstory is poorly writen? how? are there no guns in Australia...... wait yes there are and maybe not all people carry them, but some people do, at no point did the bie say every ozzy has a gun on them they are talk about one person arent they, yes they are, who may or may not be a criminal

  • OMG i said the same thing at 5:38

  • duck tape is always needed i thought as an american u would know that jessie >.<

  • Its funny becuase there IS actully rapists in the game

  • What??!! Black people with bogan Aussie accents...

  • My headphone fell out. All I heard when I put it back in was:

    "juicy chocolate " at first. It was re leaving to "head". "juicy chocolate" can be taken the wrong way very easily.

  • Mehh you guys arse around in games sooooo much haha, just get on with it :]

  • lol at 13:16 he said "I'm a doctor, I'm not a bloody executioner." anyone else get the refrence?

  • How is money gonna be helpful in the damn zombie apocolypse?

  • @hawk5797 something to start a fire?

  • must loot EVERYTHING

  • must loot EVERYTHING

  • This is gonna be exactly like the witcher 2 -_-

  • why the fuck arnt they playing co-op also this game is a pos dont buy it

  • @VeggeMigh Listen to the video?

  • @CyberDragonZero Yeah, he does :P

  • And hthen kicked herself... :P

  • Yeah, she thought she was a white dude and she grabbed her own tits....priceless...

  • I am pounding J :)

  • oh dayunm its raining white people out here

  • That was some serious shit that went down.

  • It's one thing to pass everything, IT'S ANOTHER THING TO LOOT EVERYTHING! >:L

  • WHO BRINGS GLUE AND DUCT TAPE TO AN ISLAND :D

  • Anyone else think that guy who was about to ebt your skull in looks like "The MEdic" From TF2?

  • Thumbs up for "gelded" meaning she shoot off his nuts.

  • 14:23

    Is that Steven Spielberg?

  • Trish's voice is annoying...in a sexy way :S

  • STOP LOOTING :@ It's so annoying for me -.-

  • @11KolcheV you're new to rpg games yes? :)

  • If there was a zombie apocalypse, I would sail to America and dedicate my life to finding Jesse and helping him fight the zombies!

  • Jesse's a strong independent woman who don't need no man!

  • G'damn Jessie, if I wanted to see looting, I'd rewatch The Witcher 2 Playthrough!

  • i would believe you to when you said there is an zombie invasion

  • I like how in the back story of Jesse's character the guy was going to shoot her...when it is illegal carry a gun in Australia.

  • @Sh1v3rZone rofl and molesting children isnt? he's a criminal you idiot.

  • @LONcreeps You can't carry guns...meaning you can't easily buy guns in Australia either. you idiot. Australia has some of the most harsh gun control laws in the world. I am simply pointing out that it is poor writing.

  • @Sh1v3rZone lmao you are a fucking idiot. Doesn't require much imagination to see a criminal owning a gun. Must suck being such a boring individual.

  • @LONcreeps Wow if you want to run around getting butt hurt every time someone says something you don't agree with be my guest but don't start responding to me with idiotic responses. I assume you are some 11 year old obnoxious American who lives on a ranch somewhere in the south that was never properly educated about gun control and the laws of other countries so I will explain this to you very simply so your unenlightened mind may comprehend it. People don't carry guns in Australia. Fact.

  • @Sh1v3rZone What are you even talking about? I clearly hit a nerve, to coerce that retarded ramble, so I must be right. Criminals carry guns kid, it's hardly a new concept. The fall from your high horse must really hurt.

    Also, it's not hard to click on someone's name and see where they are from. Might be a bit less embarrassed when you start spewing out those pathetic "insults" in future if there is at least some context to it.

  • @LONcreeps Ramblings? no I was simply summarising your pathetic existence which seems to mainly consist of getting pissed off at people when you don't understand the laws and culture of a different nation. I will try to spell this out carefully for you so you may understand and make reference to my original comment. In my original comment I was simply pointing out how that story occurring is VERY unlikely due to Australia's harsh gun control laws, you clearly don't live in Australia.

  • @Sh1v3rZone I have no idea what sheltered universe you live in, but I suggest you get out in the real world and live it a little. Might be a bit of a shock for you, since you consider a criminal owning a gun less likely that a Zombie Apocalypse. Something to think about.

  • @LONcreeps Gun crime is very low in Australia, they wrote that back story poorly, fact. I'm done talking to a retard like you who doesn't know the meaning of the words gun control.

  • @Sh1v3rZone Notice the other comments agreeing with me. Its obviosuly that you are a pathetic troll with no imagination whatsoever. And an idiot to top it off. Thanks for accepting me being right. Much appreciated.

    Some criminals have guns, fact.

  • @LONcreeps I have received no comments agreeing with you, your the idiot that has been trolled for the last couple of days, I was simply stating my opinion on that matter as is my right to do so, my opinion is based of my experiences in the country, yours are ignorant and miss guided. Now fuck off I am done dealing with a moron such as yourself. If you don't agree thats fine I just don't care.

  • @Sh1v3rZone Yeah you say all that, yet you keep replying, I can only assume it's because i've won the argument and you are trying to scrape back whatever rep you can. Aw :-(

    Two things, one, trying to personally insult me, means i've won and you have nothing else to say worthwhile. Two, l2read. Several other people have commented on how stupid you are, and how anally retentive, pathetic your comments are, and how hypocritical.

    gg.

  • @LONcreeps I have received one reply calling you a gun loving redneck if you were wondering. May i remind you that you replied to me, I was simply expressing my opinion on poor writing and you have to go out and calling me a idiot for having a opinion that you don;t agree with, I don't care what you think I know that there are very few guns in Australia and that people don't pull them out at people, I know this because i lived there, you clearly don't, now please fuck off.

  • @LONcreeps I would say this registers at a emotional level, no?You probably lead a unsatisfying life where you haven't achieved much and had/having a poor time at home, you most likely were bullied a lot at school or continue to be bullied so you use the internet as a means of getting back at people because they can't physically harm you through it, you most likely have a very low self esteem which is why you became so defensive when disproved you argument then hid behind profanity as a shield.

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  • @Sh1v3rZone LMAO quite the essay there. Must of been a big nerve I hit.

    You disproved me? Er, where? Quick google showed me multiple articles reporting shootings in Australia, meaning every single hilarious rant you have gone on just got easily disproved. Some criminals have guns, fact.

    You are grabbing at straws, and your terrible attempts at trying to personally insult me just show everyone how badly you lost you poor excuse for an argument. I feel a little bad tbh.