Cheadle Planned Darfur Genocide To Create Role

[SuperTinkerDan]

Can't stop laughing

[TimThomason]

Cheadle can play himself.

[ZenSeizure]

Damn Cheadle you evil.

[WarThug13]

....you come here the day my daughter is to be married and you say Don Cheadle give me justice.....

[rorybeeee]

bad taste

[BamaBoy205SR]

fuck the Onion

[LloydChristmas777]

As a Cheadle fan, LOL.

[lordbrixo]

Is cheatle really doing this????

[phaestor]

@lordbrixo Totally. LOL

[emptynosound]

@lordbrixo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK PEOPLE ARE DUMB

[zombiedogmeat]

@lordbrixo yes. The new movie sounds good. Can't wait

[CushiticSomalianMale]

this is fake a mile away especially the picture where they show him amongst a group of Somalian al shabaabs, hehe not janjaweeds lol reason i clocked on to this complete faliure is because no way this african american cheadle dude would survive in Somalia, especially since hes christian.. lol the image is so fake, the head and the body doesent even match! the media is full of dirty tricks

[vsdefender]

@CushiticSomalianMale

Yes, this is fake. That's the whole point. The Onion only does fake news.

[uniquebebe23]

Don was a better actor in his movie than Jamie but he isnt a cocky piece of shit 2 me. so what ur saying is that he going to the war tribunal? I dont know if this story is completly objective. Not putting my head on a block but I need more info. Sounds kinda sketchy. Ive searched the internet and its only one source im getting this news from and if its over a few months now how come Im not hearing it all over the news? Law says he is innocent til proven guilty. punish if guilty.

[abandonedbikeco]

@uniquebebe23 this is a satirical news story. fucking idiot... its amazing how many people see clips from the onion and think they're real...

[PunctuationPolice]

@abandonedbikeco • Excuse me! I believe you meant to say, “My good sir, this is merely satire! Do not be a dunce! I am amazed by the number of individuals who view clips from the Onion News Network and perceive them as real.” Thank you.

This has been a public service announcement from the Punctuation Police.

[jebus4444]

jamie fox is such a cocky piece of shit.

[allackballack]

lmaooo the janjaweed guy says is " we worked on keep our defenses together as tribes and now the area with the most..." "

[dogking100]

They are right Hollywood does not need to make a movie over every genocide and natural disaster that happens I gets old fast and proves the lack of creativity on there part.

[kokopellifan1]

I love Don, but this is a scream

[sapperzulu]

War Crimes Tribunal....

[1973mazdarx4coupe]

This is fucked up, seriously, Don Cheadle doesnt need this. he is already disadvantaged with those huge hostrils and thick lips

[Kahandran]

0:01 to skip adds :D

[SamuraiX6288]

@Kahandran This doesnt work anymore T_T

[Kahandran]

@SamuraiX6288 awwww

[largraf]

Who is Denzel Washington gonna play in the movie, Don Cheadle? Better not do it Denzel, your popularity will nosedive and it'll be the last picture you ever make.

[lonewolf333]

@largraf Lol

[wcuram18]

Almost like me starting a fight between two guys by spreading lies to them..then force them to live in the same house together. Whichever one I choose to exploit will get help from me to "beat" the other guy in exchange for whatever they have that should really go towards sustaining there lives. Care must be taken not to let either win so u can profit off a conflict for generations.

[wcuram18]

That's it! We start and instigate these wars and conflicts to make good movies!In all seriousness, its ridiculous how the rich perpetuate human flaws in order to profit from it. Teach us that its a natural and inescapable human trait to hate those that are different then draw up a map to heighten the conflict between two "different" people.

[Wildturkeyrtcw]

first time I saw the Onion, I thought, why do sheep follow shepherds? why are little kids dumb? Why do people care if one of them believes the Onion?

[dale3858]

Unbelievable, but true...

[livingonmyon]

1:23

that's a LIe :P

the translation is all missed up LoooooL,

[ivoriancutie]

i swear if didnt know this was fake i would totally think it was true... they look all serious not even smiling... the first time i watched one of the videos from the onion i thought it was true until i read the comments

[RomZruleTeHworld]

i rony?

[CaligirlSofia]

why do people ignore the holocaust in ogaden which is a lot worst than the darfur one

[DeathToNeoCons]

@CaligirlSofia

Because the media does not focus on the conflict in Ogaden at all. And even the Darfur genocide gets much less attention from the international media than the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, although much less Palestinians were killed by the Israeli army than Darfurians killed by the Sudanese militias. However, every genocide and war in the Middle East or Africa makes a good movie, regardless if the media focused on it or not.

[plasticrocker121]

Just reading the description of the video had me cracking up

[SalientK]

Haha why have I never seen this one before? I thought I had seen all of the Onion videos, then I run into this one. :P

[enshirasmama]

Does anybody ready the scroll at the bottom? Its always sayin something crazy!

[mowgly3000]

Still "Iranian scholar says Tom & Jerry is Jewish conspiracy" makes more sense :)

[TheOverItFellow]

"....There's Hitler. Stalin.... and Cheadle."

[skeilak]

@SkepticalReceptical765: Oh, so now I'm a nut?

It's a proven fact, Tom Hanks used his vast wealth to fund Adolf Hitler, and start World War 2, so he could star in "Saving Private Ryan." Adjusted for inflation, and including the money he made from producing "Band of Bothers" and "The Pacific", he'll be ahead by millions.

Like they always say, "Follow the money! Who benefits?"

So who's a nut now, smart guy?

[kkmkys]

Chaplin ordered Hitler to do what he did so that Chaplin could make comedies about Hitler and Nazi Germany lol

[HermioneTPR]

LMFAO

[owegoguy95]

haha

"throughout history we've had hitler, stalin...cheadle"

genius lol..

[argozempo]

If, for Godsakes, Don Cheadle can't stir up a Rwanda redux or another Darfur, then I have complete faith that he can explode another religious or political landmine just about anywhere else to flesh out his next heroic role.

[kfetter16]

bahaha what would be funny is if, say in 10 years, a movie about darfur is made and cheadle is the star XD onion pretends this is fake news but they are just hiding the truth with claims that it's fake! lolololol

[satanrocks668]

kfetter, and it would be even funnier if you produced it.

[alucard33333]

omg, if cheadle DID see this, he'd prolly bring a lawsuit. but then again, this can't really hurt his reputation because everyone knows this is just humor ... except the 11 million people on youtube that keep asking if "this is real."

[costanza187]

I love The Onion.

[axedrecista]

Could you image don cheadle when he watch this video?

WTF???

[scenario1]

LOOOL I wanna see him watch it

[jacklightningrod]

"Throughout history we've had Hitler... Shtalin... Cheadle..."

[Boobalopbop]

@jacklightningrod BEST PART of the video "Hitler, Shtalin, Don Cheadle" ROFL! The way he looks soooo serious!

[ValorUnlimited]

WAR MACHINE!!!

[kork119]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[aSuperbadassninja]

we need a UN resollution against cheadle

[Hybrid5784]

Damn right. Bring Cheadle to the world court.

[Russellt0228]

this is slightly funny but mostly sad.

where the hell is UN in all this as muslims are slaughtering thousands upon thousands of innocent people. man this world is fucked up

[Crymson1]

The UN is worthless.

[m6dm90]

UNinvolved in Africa

[lolzomgz1337]

@Crymson1 The world is worthless

[maffoid]

@lolzomgz1337 just for those who are not able to open their eyes for the beautyful things happening

[lolzomgz1337]

@maffoid No really, I see the wonder of life and what not, but in terms of "Worth" it is worthless, nothing has a point. Not that it should. I just can't think of a better way to word that.

[Celephaith]

@maffoid: I'd like to see you tell a child who's been kidnapped by child sex slavers that she "just hasn't opened her eyes yet" to how "beautyful" life is. For some people, life is so peachy keen and neato that they don't even appreciate how lucky they are. Then there are children who starve to death, get raped and beaten every day, or get ripped from their families and sold into a life of sexual slavery and then die of AIDS by age 12. "But they just have to open their-" Shut the fuck up.

[maffoid]

@Celephaith funny how you get so much out of that small sentence. And how exactly does make me not enjoy life help their misery?Or should I better be depressed and cut myself? would that help them out? Believe me, I know how lucky I am, but judging from what you just wrote you are the kind of dipshit who wants everybody to feel as depressed as they do.

[Tyco200]

@Celephaith Finally! Someone who makes sense!

[butterflycaught900]

@Crymson1 don't be silly. without the UN the genocidal bad guys would have no one sending them sternly worded letters encouraging them to stop being genocidal bad guys.

[cropathfinder]

@Crymson1 i think any1 that can think for themselves knows that already

[Serinthen]

"Throughout history, there was Hitler... Shtalin... and  ___"

ROFL

[farley5647]

this was pretty touchy even for the onion. I wonder if don cheadle liked this?

[elephanturkeymelt]

he had to give them copyright

[MadameMorticia1706]

"clover13x" STFU, move to Darfur. Live there for awhile then come back and tell me whether this video offends you any more!

[Inferfire]

lol, i wonder if Don cheadle will ever see this and be like WTF???!!!???

[fuzzypanda36]

lol "hitler, stalin, don cheadle"

[boredgamer42]

lmfao

[MasterOuiukiske]

It's just comedy.

If I made a video about "Hating Gays" it would indeed be offensive, but not my true feelings.

There was no intention to "Undermine" his support.

[godisjesusandthisism]

im sorry but it sounds kind of like you think that the onion is real

all their videos ALL THEIR VIDEOS are OBVIOUSLY FAKE.....FAKE.....FAKE.......o­kay?

[FollyxXxFallen]

EPIC Onion this

[33dgtp]

stalin? stalin never implied into genocide

[AlbinoTanuki]

Are you kidding?! Stalin killed more people than Hitler!

[AIWARAS619]

yeah, he killed his own countrymen, that's not genocide, that's his fears of losing his post. Not like most of dictators, russians themselves hated him

[crimsonskinnies]

i think this is my favorite! XD

[spartan3535]

oh god

[lanshrk1200]

The Don Cheadle Militia... LOL. The DCM!

[LmanAkaSilentHunter]

this one actually looks real compared to other onion videos.

i bet someone would be fooled into thinking its real

[bcouce]

How many the onion videos have you read the comments of? It seems like someone always ends up taking it seriously and starts a snowball of replies.

[LmanAkaSilentHunter]

yeah i know but in some videos its obvious its fake and yeah there's always retards thinking its real. I guess is one is the most real looking onion video...well i think. And I've seen like idk 20+ and yeah there's always ppl thinking its real. its stupid lol

[XimrahilX]

Hitler...Stalin...Don Cheadle...

Classic.

[Blaumark]

no, no, no

[ffcloud321]

The Long term affects of stabbing was my favorite until I saw this.

I can't stop laughing!!

It is so Freaking FUNNY!!!!

[mrchuckmorris]

yeah that and the ninja parade... rofl

[swiss1124]

Funny !!!!!!!

[bradlez996]

ROFLMFAO!!!

[Blutspender102]

Hitler, Stalin, Don Cheadle LoL

[mtssvnsn]

"and that's when the killing began."

=))

[ShavaShav]

"throughout history we've had hitler... stalin.. don cheadle.." haha that made me laugh so hard

[bunnykill100]

if you are a fan of the onion, then you'll realize what a complete retard you are. The onion is all about things like this video.

[GOfilms01]

im a fan, i like political satire, why does that make me reterted?

[marzbarz4321]

There is no Genocide....

[lumburgapalooza]

How do you figure? (Poorly, I would assume)

[marzbarz4321]

get away from hyped up media....and read ACTUAL books and real figures....

[lumburgapalooza]

You know what?!

Your poorly placed and irrelevant comment has changed my life.

THANK you for telling me something that I already know, and for completely and totally wasting my time. Being that you are the only literate person on the planet I would have thought you would know better. Hold on, let me go consult a thesaurus to see if what you said might have actually meant anything.

I'll be right back, you stay here and fellate yourself for the internet audience.

[onlyontuesdays99]

Who would fake such a thing? What would be the benefit of faking it? WHY? HOW?

You're fucking stupid.

[taintitwonderfull]

Damn, this video made me cry laughing.

[taintitwonderfull]

Damn, so brilliant, so hilarious, and so completely messed up. Who the heck sits around and comes up with this stuff??!!! I am starting to suspect Kevin Costner for the killing of all of the Native Americans.

[Qwerty0791]

It started as a college project in some guy's dorm =P They weren't even being paid for the first year.

[kierantheo]

we need more striking backdrops for genocides dadmmmit!

[lamboron]

hitler, stalin, don cheadle... lol

[oneovertheoddsthatis]

Is this all true???

Man.

[zly44]

Politically incorrect and proud of it !! Greetings to Don Cheadle :)

[zatoichi12345]

they were getting funding and weapons from an unknown source,we now know this was cheadle!

[mynameisnotalfredo]

Well, he was in the "Ocean" movies.

[theabomation]

They pushed it an little this time..

[eits1986]

Expecting ONN to EVER be politically correct is just stupid. They didn't push anything, your period probably just started.

[donrane]

They clearly stepped way way over the line in this video...and thats why they are the best..

[AnotherCuppaCoffee]

Perfect send-up of right wing propaganda AND left wing futile attempts to improve the world.

[zenophas]

Lol, darfur, what a joke! This is golden!

[42317]

"Hitler... Stalin... Don Cheadle..."

*lol*

[bg922]

Probably should've held off on that one, considering there's people still being slaughtered...

[Phi16180]

minus thumbs for the nay-sayer!!

[Saromatae]

Its called satire, lighten up. This is hilariously wrong. I guess you have to know something about Cheadle in order for this to be funny. The actor is a driving force for humanitarian causes from what I know. If you know anything about the onion you have to know this. The better person you are the more twisted they will portray you. To be painted like this is a compliment not an insult. Kind of like a comedy roast.

[DaveO15]

Comedy roast?

[Saromatae]

See: wikipedia - comedy roast.

[DaveO15]

Meh, not arsed...

[Pluntfarb]

"Weve had Hitler, Stalin...... and Don Cheadle." LOLOL this is some funny shit it makes you think though

[Juic3y72]

yea that movies going to be kick ass. i'm going to watch it and laugh when it's playing =)

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

This movie's going to be incredible!

[clover13x]

whining? i dont think in any part of that comment i whined.

[douboymk2]

nothing should be out of reach of comedy.

[clover13x]

sorry but that crap. this isnt comedy.

[clover13x]

You, the creator of this video disgust me, if you can make fun of things like this then you are truley evil person. its not funny its not comedy. making light of tragidies in the world does nothing but promote hatred. i am well and truley horrified.

[Theespada13]

Why so serious?

[RedHilariousComments]

LMFAO HILARIOUS!!! Throughout history we've had... hitler, don cheadle.

[Leelone]

I luv me sum Onion...............Too funny

[DivineMalice0]

lmao

[Ragtatter]

Eh, I'm not offended, but this really didn't tickle my funny bone. Their other vids are much better,

[douboymk2]

my cat can do a great impression of a child from darfur.

He' dead

[suiriryoku]

This one could be a very touchy subject, but then again what comedy isn't? I still laughed at this video, but I hope Obama does something about the genocide soon before it escalates further.

[cedrik2003]

.. sorry but I don t laugh at this :(

[douboymk2]

avanade- this vid awaits your stamp of aproval

[douboymk2]

haha lol i knew it was really america!!

and the prick underneath me- go cry to mommy!

[RagingxLunaticx3]

I'm very disappointed in The Onion for this. The genocide in Darfur Sudan is not a laughable matter, nor is it okay to jokingly place blame on an incredible actor such as Don Cheadle. This video is appalling and I'm ashamed I even watched it. Anyone who found this funny has a sick sense of humor. There is nothing humorous about mass murders.

[BrightHumanist]

I would recommend to stop watching The Onion. This "sick" humor is very typical on this channel. To many, this is funny, despite realizing that Darfour is a tragedy. Beside, at least they are talking about it.

[douboymk2]

you think its gonna work? you lot where telling people not to watch the olympics

[polishcomedy]

What are laughable matters, then? There is a butt to every joke. Someone will always be offended by every joke. If no one is targeted there is no joke. Even in self-deprecating humor you're pointing out something you may be self-conscious of, like being fat. Jokes are born out of sadness (war, racism, the president, economy, etc.)

[douboymk2]

oh quit ya whining!

poor comment

[Sennenryu1]

Ok, first, you're taking the video too seriously. It's actually very natural to joke about tragic things, to some people, lightening the mood is the only way they can withstand it. Second, the subject matter isn't the joke, never has been, the joke is that they produce completely ludicrous stories in much the same way you'd expect to see them in the actual news. If they had said this, and not looked like actual news, then you could pin them as unfunny. But, as it is now, the satire stands.

[clover13x]

i understand what your saying and Im not some uptight person who doesnt understand comedy or satire, and I've laughed a lot at some of the other videos posted by the onion on youtube. I understand what you mean about making light of a situation to help ease tention etc I personally dont find this funny and it offends me thats all Im saying.

[clover13x]

I also understand that the subject matter isnt the joke but putting it in this context does make it a joke and I dont agree with that Im not trying to rain on anyones parade Im jsut voiceing my personal views and saying it offended ME. thats all

[ScissorsSC]

It wasn't really putting darfur so much on the spot as it was don cheadle... What exactly are you being offended by really?

[clover13x]

by genocide being used in a joke, and as one of the two subject matters of the joke, yeah you can say its more about don cheadle but the joke wouldn't work if it also didnt kinda use genocide as a joke as well and that offends me.

[Sennenryu1]

If you don't find it funny, just don't watch it. The title clearly states the subject matter. If it's a subject you don't feel comfortable making light of, avoid the video. Also, please keep a sense of timing with comments. I had to go and look up my 5-month-old comment in order to make sense of what you were saying. What I usually do is let it die if it's more than two months old.

[FunUnderCeramicKites]

Lighten up a lil :D

[clover13x]

its not that i like uptight or anything, I love comedy i just kinda think this is well sick.

[dan012345]

comedy can't be sick, if it's malicious then it could be called sick... but then it wouldn't be comedy.

[douboymk2]

the situation in darfur is certainly much better now when some random american wore a save darfur t shirt right?

[neonoc]

Wow, talk about a dedicated method actor! LOL!

[douboymk2]

never get a method actor to do crime scene reconstructions. lol

[JapeUK]

This is probably the most insane Onion news story I've ever seen XD

I pray Don Cheadle has seen this

[wandongluv]

The title had me cracking up alone...

[sylv101]

I knew something was up!

[yoingtin]

Anyone who thinks this is not funny should just stop watching the onion. It's humor is above and beyond your pathetic, politically correct, sheep in the heard mindset. In order to be allowed to laugh at anything potentially offensive, you must be able to find humor in everything.

god damn pretentious pussies

[lilacs45]

Thats not funny! The Darfur genocide is serious! Not something you make fun of!