Dai Ping Ling - Wheres my car keys

[SuperKieran1995]

You should get BF3 and do like Jeeps with a Safari

[chelsea6417]

lol

[KonBankai157]

The last quote was fucking hilarious! xD

[TomThePenguin11]

im glad im welsh!!!! thumbs up for the welsh!!!!! :D

[connoromg2012]

ur so funny and u totally own

[h8redabounds]

'Taking my Xbox back and playing Atari'. You sir are a legend

[TwynaStmartina]

'mr sheep shagger is here!'

[TheCelticwarrior22]

pissing my self !

[TheCelticwarrior22]

dai this is the best video ever! your pro!

[gaz0426]

LMAO!!!! I really wish you were on the playstation network. Theres plenty of dick heads on there who need the wrath of Dai!!!

[2010worldcupman]

welsh n proud bitches

[vannillapr]

he has voice changer because you can hear the echo is different =/

[uttueveru]

subscribed

[SuperGleek999]

So bloody proud to be welsh!

[khp599]

The welsh way- takin no shiite from nobody!!!!!

[TheZiggypiggy1]

that dudes a legend

!!!!!

[lolpwned99]

WELSH AND PROUD !!

[weetchy99]

thumbs up on this comment if u like dai's videos boy's ! :p

[NinjaRat12345]

U is my hero dai I will wership u foreva

[jackdavies1995]

whos coats that jacket?

[krammyt]

15 french people disliked this

[10courto]

Add me on xbox:  Courtney094x

[weetchy99]

Welsh and proud en boys!

anyone watch gavin & stacey ????

add me on xbox  gt: Xx Weetchy11 xX

[Sky71576]

@weetchy99 I watched last night's gavin and stacey lol the christmas version

[weetchy99]

@Sky71576 Yer ino funny en' it ! Lol :p

[TheBassking14]

he's actually american... but imm welsh ^.^

[DarkHorse931]

"Take me out on a fucking date go and watch fuckin harry potter in the odeon you fucking cunt" LEGEND!!! Welsh and proud!!! Team Ling Ping :D

[NerdBrosComedy]

My sides, man! Fucking hilarious! 

[Laurenn489]

im soo proud to be welsh!! <3

[mbucd]

@Laurenn489

yes youre number 1 in the world for sheep shagging.

[framedinblood02]

@DrNerdMD Back in Black by AC/DC. You should know that. Shameful.

[xDeco23]

Lol

[xDeco23]

Hello

[steviehooper15]

welsh and proud

[MegaEpicshotzz]

u freaking legand man whelsh all the way

[GENDOOOR]

i like dee otha voice beter

[keagsmrk]

u r tank dai

[meriton112]

this made me try to throw C4 or other explosive the the beggining of an match hardcore S&D....

[chili774]

my welsh mate told me about mr dai ling ping... got a new found respect for the welsh :') <3333

[TheGtp2008]

Man, you're the new Kevin!

[xXEPICSCREAMXx]

@TheGtp2008 who the fuck is kevin? :L

[TheGtp2008]

@xXEPICSCREAMXx Oh yeah, sorry I didn't mention him just search it How to annoy people in machinima... ^.<

[xXEPICSCREAMXx]

@TheGtp2008 dont sweat it man! LOL anyway check him out now ;)

[andrewvanrhoberts]

I stick my penis up the scottish pussy and squirt the Elmers glue, and 9 months later the baby is drinking milk out the big tittys and eating porridge

[s654voe13]

watching this makes me proud to be welsh

[tj88ish]

whats a wiggly wato??

[Nightsbringer1]

@tj88ish good question answers on a post card

[NathLFC1994]

sheep - we shag 'em, you eat them!

[LJHellyar]

I gotta find you mate... your a fucking legend!

[NitsuGatcha]

this makes me proud to be welsh XD

[seanzabhoy1888]

@K1NGG1NGE97 well no wonder ifind it funny cause im scottish :D

[andrewvanrhoberts]

@seanzabhoy1888 The scotch women can make me spill the Elmer glue all over, i stick my willy between their balloons and there covered with the Elmer's glue

[kickassberrow]

thumbs up iff wales could beat wales in rugby

[vHyp3d]

SIL3NT SNIPER09 tries to copy but completly FAILS.

[SnapL0ck]

I fucking hate my cheap slow internet.

[slickchick74]

im welsh and fuckin proud

[macdoist]

Welsh and aftet seein thos proud!!!

[franky1991]

Subtitles, please!

[gnt50cent]

beast



[toxictesters]

Mae hyn yn ffycin chwedlonol ;D

[PortsmouthNoir]

@toxictesters all I heard was fourteen pints of spit

[seamus651]

im just wondering with all your shenanigans and with all the people messing up your house whats your KDR

[Mark14Llewellyn]

legend



[bulldog9383]

the keys r in that guys ass u just have to reach for them.

[1994musicalfan]

sheep belong to us welshis

[9brad0123]

this is fucking legendary

[MrCompletemaniac]

i hear you there im welsh we dont shag sheep and your nuts your dead funny

[olli449]

@CrazySauce91911 i do

[TheMsHeartbreaker1]

@CrazySauce91911 Don't we all feel like that?

[liamhillmandog]

I enjoy shagging sheep. How's it feel to get it in your food, Mr English Bastards?

Wales <3

[blueboy981000]

do u sheep shag

[001101000101101]

Dai, adnabuoch a ar hanner chan Prydain arferedig at bod Cymru? 'na Lloegr came. Hefyd beth barthu chan Cymru fucheddi i mewn? Enillais t canlyn 'ch , addaw.

[owainmeurig]

@001101000101101 Google translate does not work.

[001101000101101]

@owainmeurig When you're from Pembrokeshire and you only learn simple Welsh stuff then it does. Sre you from North or South Wales?

[001101000101101]

@owainmeurig Are*

[owainmeurig]

@001101000101101 Que?

[001101000101101]

@owainmeurig North or South.

[owainmeurig]

@001101000101101 East or West.



[pivotmaster12341]

@001101000101101

FLOWER DO BUTT !!!!!!!!

[olli449]

@CrazySauce91911 i do

[ShanicexGirl]

him shouting at moustache made me piss XD

[xEllieeCherryx]

woo im Welsh :')

[LuketheHacker]

Did you record your voice differently before than you do now?

[DrCrazyFishMan]

@CrazySauce91911 yes we do...

[XDjames123]

you make me happy to be welsh :)

[badmanslayer04]

@CrazySauce91911 we shag em english people eat them

[danny698155]

Fair play u make me feel proud to be welsh butt :]

[DarkSiiner]

@MRLBXv2 awsome vids man im from wales and think this is quality so funny lol

[staceygizmo07]

o my fucking god 1st time i watched this vid lol im pissin my self wiv laughter lol

[sambt5]

@CrazySauce91911 im welsh and i lova my sheep

[miit93]

@CrazySauce91911 its nt so bad if we did fak sheep we fak it they eat it :)

[BryanB2o11]

Best intro ever haha Mr sheepshagger in the house!

[thepianooxx]

Dai, Hilarious is a understatement!xx

[DanTarK1]

Dai Ling-Ping is the voted for Prince of Wales, thumbs up!!!!

The great thing about being Welsh is that people assume we're stupid due to the fact that we like to have a laugh at everything including ourselves, the satisfying part is proving them wrong when they chat shit lol

[ryantbuckley]

wales a small but big hearted country and i am welsh and proud to be welsh and i will not accept anyone who takes the fucking mick out of wales because i will go up to their mother and rape her till she proves that wales is a well living place to live in

[Jonezy95x]

@ryantbuckley Same and agreed

[penquinsFWT]

@CrazySauce91911 i do

[izzybella234yahyah]

OI MUSH

[Mouley96]

this is what sums up wales? :) :L

[MrKiwi1800]

oww! im welsh i dont talk like this........well maybe i do but thats besides the point :LL

[breadmanis]

oi dai add me mate im welsh 2 frm llanelli butt addy us edwards141

[1henry2proctor3]

IM WELSH. CROESO

[Deaob]

@CrazySauce91911 im welsh and i shag sheep

[Gaaz14]

dwi yn hoffi cymraeg!

[WishUponAKaulitzTwin]

You make me proud to be Welsh XD

[leon2k6]

Dai butt, you should edit your voice to sound like this again. Its funny as fuck.

[meggiemay0909]

too be honest i melsh and fucking proud!! im a proper welsh girl from tha vallies, and NEVER in my life ave i laughed so hard at the abuse dai says at people! as of now, i am subscribing to him and will forever abuse americans and english people ( no offence too you lot cuz im half english too :D ) so i dun wan anyone sayin horrible comments about this comment now just cuz ive sed this, alright? good!

love meggie.x.

[awesomeness2808]

@meggiemay0909 im welsh and part english and part american and part irish and i take the piss out of everyone so dont worry. and valley girls are fricken awesome. i love being these nationalities (except for english) lol!

[Wwazzle23]

Is this pancho??

[Rosehh93]

1:22-1:26 hahaha :P

[OliviaNiamhCullen]

6:00 sounds like a good date to me. :L

[TheLtcollins]

dai can u plz add me as a friend i tried earlier but ur friends list was full my xbl name is LT COLLINS96

[xMonTaGeeMaKeRz]

your fucking having it team

[julianprobert360]

whats your xbox live name

[TheGeorgieHD]

thumbs up if you shag sheep!

[rbrb1558]

Lmfao ive never heard of Welsh until this !

[bluebird34268]

@rbrb1558 your missing out then :)

[rbrb1558]

@bluebird34268 Lol how, ? The fucck

[beehands]

lol at that one person losing it laughing

[TheXRSj]

you copied my clan tag, it's because i'm welsh isn't it?

[rubeeferris]

absolutle hlarius....was pissin myself laughin at this lol :D xx

[bizzbizzcliffcliffxx]

popcorn chicken eating mother fucker..things like this make me acually proud to be welsh lmfao:')

[swanseajack1999]

thumbs up if u hate england!!!

[AvAlXliMaGiiK]

@CrazySauce91911 you do.

[LukeLewisAnimation]

Thumb up for Welsh Independence!! More Welsh genius like this guy :D

[WelshConvict]

@LukeLewisAnimation Welsh is the Way!! :D

[starship399]

@WelshConvict fuck yes boi o

[OGBLANC]

@CrazySauce91911

aw u could say yeaa we shag them and u eat them u sick CUNT!! then they do shut up :D WELSH AND PROUD!!!!

[StoneyBoy84]

Yes us welsh do shag sheep im always up the mountain with my velcro gloves!! But like i always say the welsh shag the sheep then the english eat them!! All you english remember that next time you have a lamb roast!!

[shauneyboyy1]

add me on xbox live my name is Shauney boyy143

[G4MERM4D09]

@CrazySauce91911 sheep shagga :) jk jk

[weLshBen2008]

Hahahahahah love it

[xxRosieOneilxx]

i havee to say, WE DOOOOO SHAG SHEEP, get it right! I LOVE YOU DAAI! ps. i have your car keys:}

[Slabobin]

@CrazySauce91911 I love a quick sheep shag, lol jokes. Na but seriously I'm Welsh and it's just a wee light hearted joke man, like how Jordies have sex by punching each other in the snow..

[bonnierocks10]

@CrazySauce91911 agrred zx

[MrWelshboychris]

Ow baht, Do me a favour add me or wa ? " wittychris"

[MusliimED]

i am welsh and i will smash your back doors in dai ling ping, your my idol!

[MRLBXv2]

@CrazySauce91911 speak for yourself lol

[SvenDreyriAx]

@MRLBXv2 Hey, we shag em, you eat em...

[a1dzcannon]

@MRLBXv2 LOL

[TheWillis1012]

i love this kid! amazing

[JessAndChloShow1]

im welsh:)

[seifer260]

gotta love this guy!! love the welsh :-) da iawn day

[DadMakesMelol]

Mr sheep shagger is here lets fucking do it LMAO

[EpicRnT]

Thumbs up if ur welsh!

[leon2k6]

Everytime i watch this video, it never fails to crack me up. Ive watched it at least 15 times now.

[DadMakesMelol]

pancho lol

[joeldeak]

are you actually pancho?

[50centBeatz]

Ye my channel is a fail last time I whent on it was umm a good 5 months ago maybe more , and i was watching this because these geeks at school don't stop doing impressions of u and keep telling me to watch your videos , right now I'm gonna go watch some of ur other videos . That could be my opinion just on that one video I watched .

[50centBeatz]

No affence but he don't eaven make me laugh :/ u say the players ar crap u can't get a descent score not eaven a girlfriend and that's why u make these shitty videos try to be popular , grow up , get a life ! And I'm half asleep and u lonely fagots begin him to add u still makes me laugh :L ..

[MRLBXv2]

@50centBeatz ok its no offence ,even ,decent & faggots.you have just proved to us all how much of a dribbler u actually are. you cannot spell properly thats the first part of proof .The second being the fact that you still watch something even though you have a dislike for it that proves to me a lack of temporal capacity, also you have assumed that i am crap and assumed that i have no girlfriend without being able to back it up with facts. i on the otherhand can back up my observation.

[seifer260]

@MRLBXv2 hes not even real mate!! idot

[ghorba22000]

@MRLBXv2 Nice one MRL haha you showed him right btw love your vids when i get bored u crack me up haha lol keep up the good work m8 :)

[thebettwsguyz]

@MRLBXv2 gotta be said.. dai your fucking amazing your halerious and i love watching your video's over and over again. what a welsh LEGEND!!

[zzhOwieePrODuctiONzz]

@MRLBXv2 Yeah you take the mick out of Dai , well you're channel has two videos , both terrible , and you take the mick out of another guy for his sniper videos saying how you've had your Xbox for 2 days or whatever and you're better .. Dai Ling is legandary and he deserves respect :P

[Twigsyboy]

@MRLBXv2 dai you realise that temopral means time, ight? so a lack of temporal capacity means you don't have time

[MRLBXv2]

@Twigsyboy The medial temporal lobes (near the Sagittal plane that divides left and right cerebral hemispheres) are thought to be involved in episodic/declarative memory. Deep inside the medial temporal lobes lie the hippocampi, which are essential for memory function - particularly the transference from short to long term memory and control of spatial memory and behavior. Damage to this area typically results in anterograde amnesia.

[Twigsyboy]

@MRLBXv2 of course I thought you were referring to the type of temporal as in a Temporal Vortex.

[Daiknaps]

@MRLBXv2 Well said Dai!

[MRLBXv2]

@50centBeatz Also your channel is a fail.

[DJFreeKill]

@50centBeatz  you fucking legend!

[emoboyjb]

@DJFreeKill Why? Because he/she just got Owned by MRLBXv2?

[CloudiHoe]

@MRLBXv2

Also, his name is 50centBeatz, I think that says pretty much every thing.

He's a cock juggling, arse fisting, bum bashing, bollock bandit.

[HaydnFitzsimons]

@MRLBXv2 Well said, Ive only been watchin your videos for like an hour, but you are probz my fave person on youtube...

[lunabell2010]

@50centBeatz m8 fuck u...

[JERSEYDEVIL9]

@50centBeatz n u can do it better?? no i thought so

[MonkeYzMoneYz]

@50centBeatz What a twat...

[Dinomash123]

@50centBeatz Not being funny you need to grow up coz you got no humour and im welsh and im pround and your jealous tbh