Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty - [Episode 46]

[Spacegirlx97]

i love the hair xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[itssydniehun]

im a squrpio too :)

[Waluhili]

"so, if you don't know what ask swifty is ..."

you're stupid.

[yournightmarecreated]

-high five- team scorpio! lmao

[CookieStealer555]

Jesus?

[evanescencelover97]

I'm a Scorpio ^.^

[NinaVerven]

ur eyes r beautiful in this lighting. :*

[soooitssophie]

Matt, you're actually beautiful.

Rather strange, but beautiful.

[fuglyandsmexybitch]

Hey swifty, I would understand you wanting alone time. As long as I could fuck you sometimes. :)

[DummDiddlyDaDaDa]

Im A Scorpio :D

[NatalieGoesRawrz]

Lol I love you swifty :]

[ICanDoWhatYouCanDo]

Swifty.... if your voice was a little deeper, the creep factor of your shows would triple... and i wouldn't love you as much...

THANK GODfor extremely abnormally late puberty!!!! :D

[brendyluv]

"Z, F........... Fuck!" LMAO!!!

[JenTheGothKid]

Trigun ftw.

[ritucker23]

Omg I have to do that like sometimes I have like problems with stuff and I just have to be alone and Isolated

[KittyKatEatsKiwi]

Whats that necklace you have around your neck all the time for? O-o iz shiney and distracts from your bootyful eyeballs.... But only slightly :3

[1appless]

Sorry for being that annoying you-tuber here, but YOU ARE INCORRECT! As embryos, all humans are not first females. No, the female gender is merely our "default mode." As embryos, we have the capacity to make the female and the male reproduction system. Just the serge of testosterone "resets the default" to extending the balls and such.. Therefore, scientifically speaking, you are misinformed.

[ICanDoWhatYouCanDo]

@1appless If you were sorry for being that annoying you-tuber... than you wouldn't be that annoying you-tuber... Least thats what my mama tells me!!!! :D

[Ticimama252]

Matt, I've been watching you for years. Ever since you started doing other shorts and making other channels you've been going down hill. Especially this, Ask Swift.

This is what you got known for. Stop neglecting it. It was so much better when you started...

[MikeyBradleyProject]

Agreed Scorpios are lone wolfs. B-day nov 4

[oValdemort]

-swifty's accent- You have Beautiful eyes.

[tubular829]

Me is a cancer bluhbloodoolupblehhhhhhhhh O.O blahhhhhblooodahleedleedleetaa­apoop :>

[KrazyKirby101]

yay TRIGUN

[sariahluvcandy1]

shane dawson brought me here

[chocolatenekokitty]

Haha Zohan :P

[MuthaFxinUndeadNinja]

Yeah, Wolfs Rain is the shit.

[tiaariss]

WHY DID YOU CUT ALL YOUR FUCKIN HAIR OFF.?!?!?! :O

[SomeHoboProductions]

Scorpios ftw

[RThorntonify]

Omg.... EYES!

[KimbylovesTom]

ugggggggggggghhhhhh youre so sexy

[MsRedConverse102]

i like that split heart pic n the back ground, how much u want for it? ;D

[TheJordanAlexandra]

Haha. I love you.

[gottalovemyEmo]

@Stephanie20131 IKKRRR

[stephanie20131]

short haired jesus! =D

[stephenhensel1]

my fav anime is bleach (F****** EPIC)

[IhatEmyyusername]

Angelic DICK its a angel penis

[keiramae19]

What beautiful eyes you have <3

[lanafiretwilight94]

TRIGUN!!!! ITS SO AMAZING... no one believes that he is the cold blooded murderer....

[alyoung2015]

That guy must be Edward Cullen... -_-

[ForK1993]

@alyoung2015 -.-

[lisafallenangel1]

Woot Woot Trigun and Wolves Rain shout out!!!

[Rawr8987]

guys with facial hair like this turn me on. :P 

[Shoumega]

GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING EYES

[ToxicNoxicity]

He reminds me of a potted out hippie O.o Get rid of some of the facial hair...Pretty pl0x? o.o

[Cupcakehannahx]

your eyes! <3



[illRawrUrTeddy]

anime sucks, because it sucks. stop masturbating to cartoons.

[WeAreTheDynamicDuo]

I'm just like u I wanna be alone toosometimes no lie cuz I'm not one of those chicks who r like MARRY ME MARRY ME so yea

[hoodedmystryX]

THE SPAWN OF CHUCK NORRIS!!!

[sevibfmv]

why the fuck did you finish the video before getting naked??!?!?!?!?!!?!xD

[YanezAlfredo]

Been a while since I watch swifty. He was one of the first ones that I ever watched and I loved his show. I missed it.

[meat0is0murder575]

You cannot be a scorpio they tend to be sexual and perverted that can't be you

[xETFATLTWOCxMRx]

Awww it ended before you took your shirt of... D'=

[ThePrincessJulieWay]

u look like jesus

[robinxrawr5]

Z,F...........................­.FUCK.

[doublephycho]

FUCK YESSSS LOVE ASK SWIFTY!!

[sasuharusan]

i have and always will love Swifty :3

[megannface]

I am dissapoint. :|

[TheCrownedMedia]

I havent watched Swifty for 2 years.

Now I have come back from pure boredom, I still fucking love swiftkaratechop.

[ScuppetBabyy]

I remember when you used to be funny :I

[WhereIsReligion]

I hadn't watched him for a while...I'm confused and delighted all at the same time.

[fluffybunny3819]

What should you do if your boyfriend breaks up with you for his ex and lied about it?

[MaggieEatsAirplanes]

@fluffybunny3819 that happened to me today... except he asked if they could be friends with benefits and do everything like they were dating.. but he didnt wanna lose me?

i dumped him:/

you can do better hun

[XxVampireLoverGurlxX]

Trigun > any other older show. >:D

[MrDavidRaga]

he looks like Jesus!

[saaammyjo]

can i rape your nostril?

[caraYmii]

the serious question. that guy sounds very much like my boyfriend.^^

[Hanthorness]

It really seems like youare going for the 'Aston kutcher' jesus haircut

[ALYSSABULSON99]

not so funny anymore :(

[chickenbeforeegg]

"Z, X..."

...

...

...

"Fuck."

[DestreyDinosaurEater]

was anyone else eating a sandwich when the sandwich question was asked? haha

[kratoz13]

There is close...

[kburke13]

huzzah scorpions who can spell zyx.....fffffffffffffffffebcga­gaga! spell THAT.

[SissyBell1]

Oh my good God...

Swifty has a beard.

[MurrayBalooMusic]

trigun is the best have you seen the trigun movie its good real good

[iminmystupidboxok]

I lost it at 0:10-0:20! XD

[FannOfWolvesxX]

if i saw him walkng around in the store and didn't know he's swifty, i would be all like, "omg look it's jesus!"

[katnissraylor]

omfg swifty we would be perfect if i wasnt under 18 O.o i need my space too

[KASSIDYia]

i wish i was his room mate....

just walk in and hear  "PENIS, angel penis, ahhhh!!!" emitting from his closet XD

[angel1967cougar]

I can sing the alphabet backwards >.<

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[reptile6190]

QUESTON ACTIVATE

[HLWickouski]

Am i the only one that was rapping with him at 0:10 though 0:22

[Maddigocrazy]

This is like one of the funniest ones you've put up in long awhile.

POSSIBLY MY WHOLE LIFE.

[ElizaMizaxoxo]

he looks like scrappy coco from dont mess with the zohan

[JessBudinMusic]

How come when you act completely fucked I think it is funny and cute, and when the guys in my class act the same, I think it's stupid?

[sairuhbby]

As a Cancer, I get the "hermit" thing. Since he was missing from class as well, he may have been in a psychiatric ward. Not likely, but possible.

[deathnoteguy0]

He is JESUS

[chinchitah]

Matt must have a headache for every time they call him jesus

[victoria06121]

Omg u did the Howard moon "chicka chicka"

[XxIxLovexMattxX]

Scorpio...SCORPIO!!! 

Me too :)

[JClucky13]

i dont want a child sandwich with mayonnaise! i like Miracle Whip!

[SelenaRox2000]

His eyes are so pretty(: And so blue<3

[qwerrewq2]

hey that cool cause I LOVE trigun! it was like one of the first animes i ever watched. And I've also seen wolves rain. I love shows like that were they turn into animals

[HerPoisonedMind]

Holy Shit. Jesus with a haircut.

[xkellyannex]

like this if you sang two days and waited for him to say it <3

[masteruniter]

Dayum u look like jesus son

[ThePiercedWolf]

*licks back of your taint (<-what? idk) scronum thang* :P yumm

[Elkhartboy]

Trigun.....u just made my week. I bought the series.

[tasmanianshedevil]

Hey swifty are those drawings and paintings in the background yours? Cuz i freakin love em.

[xxxWolFangxxx]

I missed the dead baby jokes :D

[hairylegs77]

No. LESS NOISES MORE FUNNY. MORE OLD SWFTY. NO ASK MATTHEW IN ASK SWIFTY.

[lordofgooh]

your eyes are like totally adorkable:) hahahaa.

[dripdryer]

r u pink?

[bluedog99211]

did you really get signed for doing youtube videos?

[apcfire]

Trying to find a girl who can deal with anything at all is difficult.

[Calli2497]

shave it

[awesomenessallover13]

ok the chicks serious question she asked u sounded like the same issue bella had with edward...

[thatdarkangel]

i'm a pisces i totally understand :)

[JohnXSuicide]

Shave your fucking beard grow your hair longer and dye it black we want the old swifty back god dammit! Thumbs up if u agree

[TasteOfTorment]

I totally feel you on that whole "take time for yourself" thing.

It drives me nuts when other girls do that. It drive me nuts

[KSrags2riches]

I like the serious portion, it's sweet :]

[gagalittlemonsterily]

JESUS SWIFTY!(:

[theimmie97]

Is it me or does he look like jesus?

[DemSelenum1fan]

sERIOUS QUESTION IS BORING DX

[Jadasaurr]

You look like jesus in this video, with the shirtt, and your hurr.

Just makes me want to rape you even more.

[aNiMEGuRL713]

I miss the old Swifty..

[cassiekins12]

112 people fail at life.

[zetasjapan]

what would be your reaction if some one walked into ur wierd closet thing and you were screaming all retardedly and what do you thing thier reaction was

[Jamesthefrig]

Do you think Shemar Moore (Criminal Minds) would have a huge penis?

[JaysMomma7755]

Who drew the pictures behind you??

[JaysMomma7755]

Who drew the pictures behind you??

[elise199528]

Angel Penis!!

[FrankAdamo13]

Omfg I thought I'd never see you again.

[MrK9nny]

im subbing your hilarious

[zeta711]

This was different, but I still loved it regardless. Funny and serious too. Good job!

[Namine207kh2]

I miss the old swifty.... :(...

[xxxlardmanxxx]

anyone else realize he sounds like he says "dill" when he means "deal"? XD

[WatchuLaughingAt]

Honestly, this is like my 17th time watching this ask swifty! Its so freaking good!

Can't wait for the new ask swifty next week! (:

[HinodeTora]

Trigun is awesome. I appreciate the answers to the serious questions.

Also, you shouldn't make fun of Schizophrenics :S

[Chaotic2Pandemic]

I understand where the guy is coming from. I'm a girl and this is definitly something that happens with me. I prefer to deal with my problems by myself, and only if I have to will I just say "Fuckit, help me out here."

Theres nothing wrong with dealing with things by yourself. The only thing that is, is when people won't recognize they do need someone else to help them, which then it shouldn't be someone you just met or have been getting to know, it should be someone you're close to already.

[TysonTragedy]

YAY SWIFTY'S A SCORPIO! :P

[Janita1544]

I totally get the hermit crab thing... every once and awhile I get like that... It's not to have a 'me day'

[rawrrandomly8]

you look like jesus!!!

[DarkangelKat]

well, I'm all for doing your own thing sometimes but, if you wanna date someone then you need to make them part of your life. you can't just have a girlfriend..sometimes. you have to make her feel like she matters to you by letting her help you with a problem you may have, just as she may sometimes want you to help her which, 78% of the time, all you have to do is to listen to her stories and give honest, sincere feedback. women are very social creatures that way.

[MatthewBrianBrown]

@DarkangelKat if were listening 78% of the time, are they ONLY listening the remaining 22%?

looks like a balance needs to be struck. Women are stronger than they think, they don't need a man to justify them, some women have just forgotten that.

[DarkangelKat]

@MatthewBrianBrown

men are visual, women are talkers, it is what it is.

[maripunki]

I had forgotten how much I love you and your lovely randomness!

[MatthewBrianBrown]

@maripunki im glad u remembered! :D

[Syn0203]

6 seconds in and i was dying ahah.

[sonofhades57]

So, are half of the damn comments on this page about how sexy Swifty is?

[heidil37]

Hey swifty! You stole my necklace! :o

[foREVerintheMCRmy]

I have missed Ask Swifty soooo much!!! Glad ur back :)

[BeanProductions2011]

you probably shouldnt try to answer serious questions, then say we learned nothing. lol

[BenjiBarkerIsNomore]

Holy shit. I haven't watched your videos in sooo long...this made me happy (:

I love your necklace as well!!!

[DelicatelyHazy]

Ahhh, how I've missed the ask swifty theme song. Also, I really like the editing in this video. You look so pretty and your eyes look so blue. And your hair is gloriously fluffy. I want to touch it.

[rancidfan39]

Dear Swifty,

This is a kind of embarrassing, personal question that I don't quite know how to ask, so I'm just gonna come out and ask it:

Can I watch you take a crap sometime?

[uncutphoenix]

totally back to the old swifty!!!! don't like putting serious and funny swifty in the same one though.

[Mallorcaman101]

I can't believe I used to like this show. This is one of the worst videos I've ever seen.

[XtremelyAmazingPants]

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH. Stop this show RIGHT NOOOOOWWW.

[Yinnyize]

Anyone else notice he numbered it "46" when its Ask Swifty "49"?

[Kelsie154]

I learned that he's the exact same colour as his wall. ha

[narwhalcupcake1107]

click 2:18 for song worthy swifty screams

[cricket5034]

I miss your old hair!

[link5634]

ohhhhhhh you answer questions soo goood lmao

[MonsterKittyBlows]

You should totally make more screams! Or be in a band , your screams are awesome. *-*

[DinoSlug]

you need to shave mann

[UnfunnyFilms]

havnt seen any of his videos in years.....wow things have not changed

[Sixtysevenhundred]

You sorta look like jesus.

[tatigirl93]

Your EmoSwifty has evolved! Into a HipsterSwifty! Congratulations XD

[xXoctoberfallsXx]

omfg ur so fuckin hyper

[TwiZtiD23Soul]

this whole time, i wanted to turn it off.. but i couldn't

[tanastar]

Do you have a girlfriend?

[spantonline]

I missed a good ol' Ask Swifty

[LornaEvelynn]

you literally get hotter and hotter...fuuuuck.

[allisonmacswanXD]

Ahh swifty I'm a Scorpio too and I'm the same way, I get annoyed really easily if someones always with me and I need to go be by myself for a lil while lol

[Kunn0ichiL3g3nd]

@allisonmacswanXD I'm a scorpio too! :]

[47RayJay]

nerdfighter. O_O *does the hand/arm sign thingy*

You. are a closet nerdfigher, aren't you?!

WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL US?! I'm sorry bro. I had a freak out moment there. Gotta chill man. Like a daisy.

[WescovichBree]

GOD DAMMIT WHY DID HE END THE VIDEO BEFORE HE GOT NAKED

[CrazyEmoGirl117]

OMG SWIFTY WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY!!!

[VanessaTeehee]

Your eyeeeesssss <3