DFTBA Street Team In Your Pants

[thewolffromhell66666]

poor boy can't eat

[SomeoneBeginingWithI]

ftl am I gald that John Green doesn't know how to eat propperly :)

[JonnyIsWise]

I <3 Maureen Johnson

[eeli1]

Maureen Johnson is so fucking funny, I will find her and befriend her. ME + MAUREEN = BFFS . . . ok not really but I can hope.

[KadenKryptonite]

Why is everything awesome created when John makes some sort of embarrassingly funny mistake? First we got the term 'nerdfighters' coined from the arcade game 'Aero Fighters', and then we recieved the infamous 'In your pants' joke, created from John dropping a cream cheese bagel... on his pants.

[GeekWill]

OH GOD!!!! THE ASPECT RATIO!!!!!!!!

[urfaceisausername]

Why doesnt the guitar say anything on it? is it an old one? 

[animeotaku]

@urfaceisausername This video was made before the "This Machine Pwns n00bs" thing. Same guitar, just younger.

[MegaBacktalk]

@lostinrosered SLYTHERIN!!!!!!! Wooo hooo

[CrookedSpunk]

I actually started putting "in your pants" after booktitles when I was around 14(3 years ago) :) Does that make me as awesome as Maureen? Probably not. At least close in the nerdtastic-meter, right?

[lostinrosered]

Maureen is a Slytherin! That's why we're the best house!

[ILuvFredRonandSnape]

LeakyCon FTW!!!!! :D

[princessmia737]

Huh. He mentions John's sick wife in this one. Is this around the time they found out she was pregnant?!

[Pinkpoodle654]

I was thinking the same thing. I do believe that would be around the time you would found out, at least it was for me.

[regularguy5mb]

Is there anything new going on with the street team?

I love Maureen. Glad to know the TRUE story of the evolution of "in your pants."

[ljlightfire1]

high quality has no difference

[xPeaceSigns]

of course it does.

[XIIIObscure]

You should have made a chameleon in your pants!

[dremoraman1]

Punishment Idea - Force him to sing "I'm a cucumber" on the street at the top of his lungs.

[jacobtribiani]

hank.. have you ever been punished? xD

[midnightsdawn13]

The link is So Dead!

[DilemmaProductions]

Punishment idea- go onto the street and beg anyone who comes past to forgive him, screaming FORGIVE ME PLEASE!!!

[cccphackermaster]

for a punishment make him sing rick roll and post it on youtube

[Zookimer]

WIN!

[ohjoy973]

do you both have to make videos everyday? have you ever gotten punished?

[slavicpolymath]

That was the case for the original project, which took place for the duration of 2007. Now John is held to every Sunday, and Hank has his own rules as well. And OH YES THEY HAVE BEEN PUNISHED.

[Offroadcowgirl]

i like your shirt :)

[dark420bishop]

lol awesome

[theMad155]

gargle hot sauce

[theasphaltblogger]

Wax your butt crack

[gem042]

Punishment - Have a whole jar of honey poured over his head on camera. lol :)

[deejaycoolcat]

The "in your pants story" was funny. she needs to smile more often, though.

[LeahEatsYou]

Your big words confuess me....

[mcmire]

OH NOES WHERE IZ UR VIDOE KWALITYY

[LilStokitaSuperman]

I like the Single Ladies dance idea. How about he eats a copy of one of his books!! Paperback of course. Nerd fighters aren't mean enough to require hardcover.

[alicattact]

ugh John's hiatis is kinda bringing me around to liking hank more.

[Siillvv]

LOL my votes on the single ladies dance! that would be hilarious. awhh poor john and his wife. hope they get better!

[BeautyVintageRoses]

OMG that woudl be EPICCCCCCC

[pyromaniac347]

think of every sentence with in the bed after each one.

especially the beginning.

[skippySJB]

SINGLE LADIES DANCE!

[DreaLucas]

I must say the single ladies dance is very persuading and must cast my vote as such.

[CanadianSliwka]

haha, what a great story. I would probably do something like that and have the cream cheese end up all over me. =( Although my story would just end on that embarrasing note instead of inspiring a movement.

[stainglassfox]

I know you thinking that pre-loading songs on an ipod sounds like a good idea, but as soon as you connect it to itunes, all of the songs are deleted. Perhaps burning it on a cd instead?

[ThrivingIvoryRules]

SSINNNGGGLLLEE LLADDIIEESSS!!

[nctrnlbst]

In honor of this video, I say that John should have to eat and entire block of cream cheese. Just the cream cheese. No Bagel! Also, they don't have to be on his pants, but he can is he wants to.

[osoreshi]

o r the single ladies dance xD im good with that DFTBA

[osoreshi]

Make him put a blenderized happy meal in his pants! xD

[drakana123]

john should sing the angler fish song

or the DFTBA song

[LikeItorNotWatev]

SINGLE LADIESSSSSSSS!

lolheck yes.

[generalmonkey1]

SINGLE LADIES DANCE!!!!!

[LilyJay]

SINGLE LADIES!!!!!!!

[logician15]

John should dress like and do the makeup of Edward Cullen in the movie and act out some of the more absurd scenes with Willie as Bella.

[joswhatsernameS2]

either doing that Hoedown Throwdown dance (which isn't as good as this next suggestion)

OR THE SINGLE LADIES DANCE!!!!!

[Pisideff]

The Hobbit In Your Pants...

[BenAndSorenShow]

SINGLE LADIES DANCE!!!

[xxSinnocence]

i'm so in on the SINGLE LADIES DANCE

[inuyashazlover001]

make him do the yes dance XD

[vonraven]

SINGLE LADIES DANCE TIME! yes!

[XShiverMeTimberz]

Ctrl-Z Threadless shirt = Made of awesome.

[moonlitepathbath]

shave one eyebrow off

[karynchaotic]

peep + microwave + puff

maybe more than one peep.

maybe more than one puff.

[RachaelF27]

Actually... when you think about it, you could make the argument that movements start because John doesn't know how to eat about nerdfighteria too... Particularly if you cite the blenderized happy meal extravaganza.

I am very bad at eating bagels too... cream cheese doesn't usually end up in my pants, but it does end up on my shirt.

[FlowerCookieEater]

Walk around a public place like a mall or Wal-mart with his hand or face covered in peanut butter. Or maybe sing a song somewhere that has a lot of people. Or maybe the Hoedown Throwdown? I haven't seen the movie but I've seen CharlieIsSoCoolLike do it :]

[potterlove]

GONE WITH THE WIND IN YOUR PANTS!

haha :)

[BBBRocker]

John should have to cut his hair to look just like A.L.F. and reattach said cutoff heir to his eyebrows to recreate those fantastic eyebrows A.L.F. had.

D.F.T.B.A. FTW

[Fralmunk]

John should do a video like Hank's Numa Numa video :D

[dougfr007]

12 snackpack pudding cups in the pants? He'd make some funny faces.

[frenchcroissant321]

I think he should learn the sexy spec grinding dance!

[orangeavocado2]

make him do the single ladies dance

[skyelightning]

I totally second the single ladies dance idea.

[XcathbrianX]

I Think He Should Do Peanut Butter Face For His Next 50 Videos.

[roro36463]

I think snapelicious's idea is soo goood! see how many bagels (creamcheesed perhaps?) he can fit in his pants while he is wearing them!

[meganicole2010]

i'm combining a few ideas into one awesome idea:

hoedown throwdown's or single ladies's dance by the war memorial in downtown indy during lunchtime or another busy indy day. have fun, john! =D

[sheltilvr777]

Go with snapelicious's idea...How many bagels can John fit in his pants?

[theumprobable]

You're a big, fat, terrible "miss" of the homosexual men that you represent....... How very miserable.........

Fuck cream cheese you idiot.

[theumprobable]

What a FAT useless twit of a gay man.... No stoppin'...

[lexierokey]

PUNISHMENT:

John must (as accurately as possible) emulate the 'Single Ladies' video.

I know it's kind of been over done, but I think it is a fair punishment.

[snapelicious]

John has to see just how many bagels will fit in his pants... while he's wearing them.

[cristinagee92]

John should sing "Hello Dolly" full out while walking down a heavily populated street in Indianapolis.

[Medado]

I agree with Hoedown Throwdown.

[YukiUsagi142]

I like thepurelight7's idea with the caramelldance!

[brontekass]

you should stay up 24 hours and make a five minute video for every hour (:

[RoboFillet]

Just force him to eat a whole lot of Vegemite all at once. I know you Americans can't stand it and I doubt John is an exception.

[thepurelight7]

John must put on a wig (Flock Of Seagulls Haircut) and Caramelldance for the entirity of a video.

[Legoaliens]

Yay! Chameloncircut! Yay Charlieiscoolike! Yay!

[lindseyatthedisco19]

he should learn the hoedown throwdown

[Pumpkie234]

John has to recreate the bagel incident in detail while dressed as The Joker.

[shineforyou24]

pleaseeeeeee make him do the hoedown throwdown!

[deidarasgurl012]

jhon should be forced to climb the tallest waterfall in america (like michelaranda)

[Skygerobrian]

John should act out all of the --> "Planet Unicorn Episodes" in Old English.

[kiyoshi85]

I think JOHN should lipsync to "ms Nerimon" in public. in airport if possible!

[FIGOMAN11]

John has to to make brotherhood 2.0 style videos for a month.

[thespian1009]

you should triple punish him! or maybe quadruple? how about... making john... watch the hills all in a row and drinking stale pepsi. or maybe just one....

[IndianaWalsh]

PUNISHMENT: JOHN SHOULD DRINK 3 JARS OF PICKLE JUICE ON CAMERA.

(I reccomend Kosher pickles, the sweet ones are gross)

[cho474chang]

wow i am devoid of punishment ideas.

[ImKTBQ]

Smear cream cheese on a pair of corderoy pants and walk around town spouting book titles "In My Pants"

[JennaTheNerdfighter]

I own the shirt that Hank's wearing!

I feel so cool now.

[Dooooomsauce]

i like teh harry potter and random spells idea

[rosaliehalelover]

PUNISHMENT 1: sing and dance to miley cyrus's hoedown throwdown

PUNISHMENT 2: Go to a very crowded place in a harry potter costume and yell spells at random people

[sami2503]

Punishment :

Read the Twilight series - Then post a video explaining how you thought it was written really really well.

[spot41414]

I like this one.

Because it's impossible.

[sami2503]

and how you're jealous of stephanie meyer's talent LOL

[bakedbeans1010]

ask people for directions using sentances one would normaly hear in such a conversation except say in your pants at the end of each one. donate 5 dollars to a charity for every 10 seconds someone stays in the conversation and keep going until you have 100 dollars!

[elenabuendia8446]

OMG that's Maureen Johnson the Writer of the Awesome book Bermudez Triangle and Let it Snow and other awesome books!!!

[1800RentAGod]

Yah, she and John are buddies, as you can tell.

[Kekeoki]

I would like to see a week of brotherhood 2 style again, Of course when everyone is feeling better.

[natratbaby]

punishment: perform a 'high school musical" song with full costume!!!

[octaviolopez1]

Punishment: Recite the name of all your subscribers with a French accent.

[Godotcoffeestorm]

Ouch. That would take a while.

[Dooooomsauce]

that would take like 5 hours

[ilikescreaming]

PUNISHMENT:Dress up like rick astley, and sing never gonna give you up, while doing rick astley's dance.

[whatarewethisweek]

CHALLENGE! He has to dress up in a unitard and dance to single ladies! Because we made Hank dress up and dance last time so now its your turn.

[87kittygirl]

This guy is such a fucking ugly looser, and is verry anoying.

[DeciBass91]

Oh be quiet, he's awesome, and you're preaching to the wrong choir.

[roxanney4]

make him cover his entire body (clothed) with cream cheese.

[bipplemckipple]

i think he should do this while wearing a bikini

[roxanney4]

OMG. you my friend, are a genius.

[oreokitty333]

for a punishment, Hank should have to learn all of Jessica by the Allman Brothers Band by ear and play it on guitar.

[whatarewethisweek]

We're punishing John not Hank.

[VMKAnimaniac]

Punishment: Become a substitute bus driver for a middle-class middle school.

[proXstalker]

Or be a High school bus driver, and drive around the kids a my school. Now, THAT would be punishment. Even borderline torture.

[VMKAnimaniac]

Someone on my bus threw a pencil at the bus driver, and it escalated and, well, long story short: half the bus got questioned by the cops. It's not a joke.

[HannaarrrBananaarrr]

Haha

[notsolonelygrrl]

I second the idea of the peanut butter face in public.

[blessedbyacurse]

do a few (or all) of the 101 Things to Do in Walmart list.

[roxanney4]

OMG. YES.

[jpereztheargus]

I am suggesting that John dance Beyonce's single ladies in a black leotard. I will personally donate 50 cents to a charity of his choice to every second john is on cam dancing!

[Candypirate11]

John should have to walk around his town with Willy, but while he has peanut butter face. Or just something involving John being peanut butter face in a very public area.

[tiffismyname]

When he gets back from Australia, John should have to make videos 5 days in a row but with no question Tuesday.

[herenseti]

wear a teletubbies suit, (you know the purple one)

and go around the streets of wherever the hell he lives and say eh-oh to the passers-by

this should be recorded on camera

[Angelofbrutality]

blenderized bagel

eat half

other half IN YOUR PANTS

[EggsEqualVictory]

John must perform the Hoedown Throwdown!!!!

[meaganus]

John should replicate one of the outfits on the cover of Little Women, and walk around in a public place.

[usernamefaulkes]

Little Women.. IN YOUR PANTS. (Sorry Louisa M Alcott)

[thatoriginalusername]

Totally agree.

John should have to blenderize a bagel with cream cheese, drink half of it and pour the rest down his pants.

[LiterallyTheJoy]

John should have to blenderize a bagel with cream cheese, drink half of it and pour the rest down his pants.

[andharvey8]

Hate to burst your bubble, but the "In your Pants" joke has been around for a LOOOOOOONG time. I remember using it in the mid-80's, and I doubt that it was new then.

I think you suffer from dillusions of grandure (in your pants)

[Mydarisis]

He should have to walk around the entire day with at least 6 cream cheese bagels in his pants

;p

[Zoot101]

He should drop cream cheese on his jeans.

[music32744]

tie his hands together, tie his feet together, then tie his hands to his feet and watch him try to get up and walk across the room. trust me, it's hilarious

[loveinstere0]

Punishment: Substitute shampoo with pancake syrup (?)

[eils146]

i like the bagel pants idea!

[HogwartsFlowers]

make john sing!!!!!!

[nadineishere]

John promised never to sing on vlogbrothers after his song "put stuff on your head" But. That would be a pretty good punishment. DFTBA

[42fba]

John should be punished by having to wear bagel pants (pants made entirely of stale bagels) in public.

Added difficulty: With Willy, because we all want to see Willy's reaction to a world where his master wears edible pants.

[Brianswers]

Thumbs up because I want to see that too! lol

[moogle1980]

PUNISHMENT - redo the U2 video for the song "Numb"

[notjoanna]

Yeah! That would be a good one! Do that!

[emzyh]

sellotape your mouth to your nose. you can decide how just as long as he can breath and it's on for the day.

[kenziefied]

Oh, ok... suggestion #2... John should read us excerpts from the Twilight series. Maybe in combination with some other embarassing / painful activity.

[DonManoe]

For punishment make John do the peanutbutter-face BUT with whipped-cream-hairs and then make him go out for a walk for an hour or something.

[BeWaReoFCLaRe]

Don't forget to be awesome in your pants.

or in my pants for that matter

[akajezebel]

Tweeze his eyebrows!!!

[umbrellaboy2]

punishment idea: Just as that awesome girl wrote a song about alaska (not the state) john must write, and then sing a song about Margo, whislt john singing is a punishment for us also, i think it would be fun to watch

or the phone brushing idea below, that sounds cool. but make sure the 5 random people aren't nerdfighters, because they'll do it without hesistation.

[AmazingBouncinFerret]

PUNISHMENT:

John must get 5 people to Phone Brush for him.

Phone Brushing involves dialing a number at random and convincing the person to brush their teeth while you're on the phone with them.

Or...

John must complete 5 freshman level algebra problems without the help of Daniel Biss.

[VoiceOfReason7]

I'm all for the secont one! :)

[gdespain]

I don't know what the Hoedown Throwdown is but it sounds like a good punishment to me :)

[bethhasablog]

You know you've watched too much vlogbrothers when you use the phrases

"I am made of awesome." and

"Anything in your pants."

in a GCSE exam which your future depends on....

haha oh well. Here's hoping the person who marks 'em is a Nerdfighter...

As for punismhments... there's something highly enjoyable about the tradition of eating gross stuff.... i recommend custard powder... it doesn't sound to bad but man that can go nasty...

xoxox

[Belruen]

doesn't know how to eat... in your pants.

oh gross, i apologize

[VoiceOfReason7]

You better! :-/

[Belruen]

>.>

why me? i'm an angel.

[Doomessenger4654]

Youtube in your pants.

Twitter in your pants.

lolwut.

[ElizajaneBaker]

ok best punishment, get john to write "DFTBA" on his head using sun cream, then go and tan his head until it burns so he can be a walking talking DFTBA advert :] x

[VoiceOfReason7]

This is a good one. I like this. I suport this! :3

[1AwesomeKiwi]

john green used to be on weight watchers lol kool. I finally managed to get looking for Alaska out and spent all day at school reading it and probably failed my essay but it was worth it :)

[MayhewMayhem]

does DFTBA Records have a myspace?

[Iheartdogdemons]

I have no idea what the hoedown throwdown is, and I despise hannah montana, but for some reason, I think that John needs to teach it to us.

xD

[Numai4z]

What is with the Hoedown Throwdown?

I'm not diggin' it, seriously. :(

[1800RentAGod]

Yeah, me neither...

[dragonspirit42]

Yes, John needs to learn the Hoedown Throwdown!!

[pixelfishftw]

LOL, that'd be what? The 3rd person I'm subscribed to that will do the hoedown throwdown...... ahahah hopefully he does it!!

BADOOO DOOO DOO

[MrsJasperHale08]

and I agree John should learn the hoedown throwdown from hannah montana!!!!!

[MrsJasperHale08]

hahaha I love Maureen!!!!

[MrRandyOrtonFan]

John has to come to my house

[yerboy82]

JOKE: there are 3 kinds of people in this world... those that know math and those that dont...

[RockrFilms]

i agree with everyone else.

HOEDOWN. THROWDOWN.

[HalfMonkeyProduction]

do the hoedown throwdown

[minnesodagirl]

make a video of the most embarrassing photos of his childhood and tell the story behind each one

[FreeCloudOptimist]

He has to go to the local mall with a stereo and start singing "Don't Start Believing" by Journey in the Food Court.