Paranormal Activity | Spill.com Movie Reviews

[CookieXBagel]

Oh my god, that was hilarious haha

[piplup2009]

ironic that the douchebag picks up his camera every time strange stuff is going on but doesnt pick it up when his gf gets possessed at the end (we missed all the action thanks to that asshole)

[xXxcollectorxXx]

How to close your eyes in a scary movie without looking like a pussy...Pretend your itching your eyes

[Iker122]

hahahahah.. "911 ?.. I know you're not gonna believe this but, I'm Satan and I saw some fucked up shit.. ".. >D, lol.. this movie was terrible..

[ColeTrain4EVER]

I'm White, and Let me Tell you: I AM FUCKING OUT OF THERE!!!

[BoogieMan256]

Paranormal Activity-Rental

Paranormal Activity 2- Some Ol' Bullshit!

Paranormal Activity 3- Full Price.

[MrSabreSoft]

The first and second weren't nearly as scary as the third this one was boring as hell

[orkut366]

kkk

[TheDan744]

U guys now that there are 2 endings right?

da original

and da steven spilverg one.....

[TheDan744]

I saw this as a rental IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

and it wuz seeeeeriously scarry 4 me.and i love it :).but then the secuels came and that love died:(

[demoninveins]

Don't understand that they made a second one, and third one. This movie was so bad... Didn't scare me, didn't entertain me, wasn't fappable.

[Sonicgirl86]

This movie was shit. Nothing happened. I waited 30 minutes for a door to shut. Ooooo scary. -_- Hated it. 0 stars. Shouldve gone straight to DVD

[TheSnowyice]

lol the ending! XD

[TheSnowyice]

OMG Have any of you seen The Blair Witch Project two? It was indescribably horrendous. So horrible and it barely had anything to do with the original and had the most dick-ass protaganists ever. The first movie was pretty good. What a waist of time making such a crappy sequal. :P

[talc89a]

just saw it, and i thought it was pretty good. the only problem was it would build suspense and then nothing would happen. the only time it followed through with a good scare was at the end

[TheSnowyice]

@talc89a Yeah I think it was a movie kind of like the haunting in conneticut or something, where it's pretty creepy and strange but not exactly crap-your-pants scary. ;]

[LukaszPrzek]

The ending with Korey just made my day

[TheDewey101]

The only thing that scared my in this movie were the two jump scares at the end

[Albasirth]

Katy has a nice rack

[TRUCKUP78]

this stuff is real believe that i had something try to choke me for real no jokes just talking about it gives me chills

[tomevo95]

Love the end to this review so funny :)

[raidersofdoomcrusade]

would have been good if it wasnt so slow

[salum75]

when you make a "supose to be real" movie and there is a leaking saying it was fake even before the release,you are a in for a big fail.

thats why i never care to watch this shit

[Nintendoman15]

@salum75 This movie was never based on a true story, clearly you're confused.

[masterDevis]

"Opening Credits: PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

'We go!' *haul ass outta there!* End Credits!"

[masterDevis]

0:09 ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!! That was perfect! I LOLed so hard for over an hour!

[BurtonGirl64]

I don't really think this movie is the "scarriest" and might never be one cuz there are millions of people out there who think these movies suck but i do agree with you. This is a scarry video IF you are scared of ghost stories and such. I just laughed threw it :3

[piplup2009]

3:24 woah that scared me

[MirathGames]

lol "we go!" credits:

scared black guy

scared black girl

bed

lamb

wallpaper

stripper #1

stripper #2

adolf hitler jr.

[jhak1341]

if this movie didnt have hype people would be saying " what a great movie it made me shit myself it deserves more attation" but because it was hyped people expected the scariest film of all time wich lets be honest is hard to pull of. i know i was scared when i watched it

[XtremeBuilder101]

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[Assassin7G3]

Know whats sad.....My cousins bought the DVD to show it me trying to convince me that its real. And you know what pointed out to prove it wasn't, it has a fucking Alternate ending!

I thought this was a decent movie, and I did get some good jumps here and there, but otherwise, eh.

[pleplexer]

Stripper #3- wesley Snipes LMAO the will be a horrible

[XtremeBuilder101]

funny stuff

[NJ609B]

Anybody else notice the credits at the start? Featuring such roles as: Stripper #1, Stripper #2 and of course Adolf Hilter Jr. (Not joking)

[farlybob]

I agree battlefeedD3 it was a boring movie. The ending was the most scariest thing. The end was the only time I flinched the rest was sit like an idiot wondering why I'm watching this.

[ilikethecoke]

I'd love to see Brer Witch. It sounds hilarious.

[TheCasualChristian]

Whenever I hear the Blair witch project i just think of Linda Blair from the exorcist

[Nanaman12345]

Some Ol' Bullshit flat out. This movie was so unbelievably boring with annoying ass characters, and the last scene should've just been the director running up to the camera flicking off the audience screaming "I GOT YO' MONEY!"

[zakster2222]

@Nanaman12345 Who the hell FLICKS a damned camera?

[metal9535]

blare witch was balls, this film was balls, im fucking sick of that type of horror. the only time i have ever seen that work is with the internet series marble hornets, aside from that, i cant think of any other good example.

[illWillienumber31]

worst movie ever

[chevypillow247]

enter sandman the movie

[primwho2008]

After watching that film i have come to a conclusion...this demon was 1. A stalker 2. a stalker 3. a slight perv but just ever so slightly, thats all i came up with. Hang on 4. A pedo coz he stalked her as a kid and has a pic of her as a kid so yeah!

[primwho2008]

After watching that film i have come to a conclusion...this demon was 1. A stalker  2. a stalker 3. a slight perv but just ever so slightly, thats all i came up with.

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[KMSigler]

Batman, Adolf Hitler Jr., the bed..? Lol I love those credits.

[TerminatorT800ish]

click 2:07 for the n-word

[We22u]

is it just me, or is there no 4:37??

[GamingandMetal6]

that first part was so fucking funny

[TheReviewClassic]

great review.. LOVED the ending lol the satan part

[OneDeviousBastard]

I lol'd at the sodomy jokes.

[antoniorocks969]

let me show u the cast of black ppl we gone lmfao

[0prosthetics0]

this movie is not as good as the hype makes it out to be but the scares and acting is what saves this movie for me.

[TurdFergusonJunior]

you guys are so brave..aren't you such manly men? Youre' not scared of anything are you..a true "alpha"male.the world is just what you see in front of you isn't it?..I bet if someone put a gun to your head..for the sake of pride you wouldn't admit fright..a man to the end..bravo...bravo...you ARE your world aren't YOU..the center of the universe

[ruhere4mybangers]

3:20 onwards i nearly had a heart attack

[TheBoomViper]

@ruhere4mybangers

Same here!!

[fortrel1993]

a HOUSE IS NOT A HOME

[TheDarkness136]

Tht guy with the fro. Is tht will forte creeping in his window ? Lol

[manticoretuga]

the worst horror movie I've ever seen

[tjenare1234567]

AHM HELLO 911? YOU NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS BUT I SAW SOME F*CKED UP SH*T

[MichRockHop81108]

you have to put yourself in their shoes. Would it scare you to hear some invisible thing wisper your name? Would it scare you to be dragged into the attic by something you cant see? Oh no thatd be hilarious. Yeah RIGHT buddy.

[MichRockHop81108]

Ok you dumbasses that say that this movie is boring, Im not saying your WRONG, but have an imagination, you have to put yourself in micah and katies shoes. THEN it's freaky as fuck

[pnut3844]

most boring movie ever. sucks major balls. not one thing scary at all. i seriously almost fell asleep

[RevokezHD]

Funniest vid I've seen

[xxxRCT3FREAKxxx]

did anyone notice the "Here's Johnny!" poster behind the guy with the afro?

[SuicidalChocolateSK]

I thougt this out of all movies wouldnt give a way scares with suspensful music or hints like the droning sound before something happens

Imagaine how many times youd shit your pants without the hints

[raeven1212]

if y'all knew that this is found footage than y'all would seriously consider not takin this sh*t seriously, all y'all need a life and need to let that stick up y'alls ass to see the outside world

[cantbeatjoey]

i thought paranormal 2 was funny =)

[matthill14]

@cantbeatjoey i started laughing in the theater when the baby started floating or moving or whatever

[cantbeatjoey]

@matthill14 ohh yea haha

[MichRockHop81108]

@cantbeatjoey yeah right buddy, you pry didnt see it

[cantbeatjoey]

@MichRockHop81108 mmk..

[MichRockHop81108]

@cantbeatjoey haw. fag

[cantbeatjoey]

@MichRockHop81108 alrighty.

[MichRockHop81108]

@cantbeatjoey dick

[cantbeatjoey]

@MichRockHop81108 hole

[CVAZ77]

I waited three to four years to see this movie and i say im glade i didn't spend one penny.. i agree with these guys nearly 100% it was mostly boring with miled interest.. i do think it was over hyped. i will see the sequel/prequel i heard it was better so why not give it a chance.. i like giving films a chance...

[CVAZ77]

@MichRockHop81108

So What? It doesn't make the movie any scarier and interesting.. if you got scared watching that movie... good for you.. it wasn't scary for me..

[MichRockHop81108]

@CVAZ77 I guess the concept just scares me more. I've been afraid of this before I saw the movie, and they portrayed it very well.

[DJcla210]

Its funny cause if you look at the audience reactions, the camera centers at a person who is screaming or completely freaked out, but mostly all the people around that one person are all laughing.

[DJcla210]

@MichRockHop81108 What are you talking about. I just made an observation, chill out.

[SlientChaos]

paranormal CRAPtivity is more like it.

[Ayzee001]

meh, wasnt scary. It actually was a big disappointment for me, i was expecting to be terrfied, i havent seen a good horror movie thats actually scary for a looong time now. what the fuck movie industry? what the fuck!

[daitanaful]

this movie was booooooooringgggg! nothing really happened! this is some bullshit!!!!

[TheLastHylianTitan]

i wish they would make a Ghost Hunters movie. it would have been sooooo much better than this.

[tahup1]

im scared now joke.. its soo scary movie

[MrBurns242]

Batman: Christian Bale. Stripper #3: Wesley Snipes. Other: Etc. Etc.

[MichaelLaigh]

Leon seems like such a dick.

[XXxLeAh8954]

3:22 scared me

[left4deadfreakable]

i agree with u guys that people who really are a strong believer in the supernatural should watch this movie, cause i am and i had nightmares ):

[freddykrugerfan]

@left4deadfreakable i don't believe in the paranormal i just found it scary

[cjcool91]

watch this then watch evil dead you ll realize this movie is some ol bullshit

[mariogaara]

sucked epicly

[drshepard23]

this movie was shite!!

[Fendertastic]

I think the Blair Witch Project is waaaaaaay more convincing.

[jamesthq]

@Fendertastic true that I love the blair witch cause its so god damn simple and those people made thousands from a simple set up. For me the scariest movie is 28 days later but ghost film wise still trying to find mine but Korean movies are quite cool if you want a good ghost movie. Anyone seen R Point?

[lightpen100]

1:33 girl from scary movie

[hoshyish]

aburrido

[TheDeadNano]

It wasn't scary but if something happened to me like that in real life...Well I'm out motherfucker!

[sergiu1231]

I only watch it for the cleavage.......there was something else going on?

[Rycan18]

i'm white but when carzy shit starts happening i'm gone i won't be staying!

[Emblemz]

wasnt scary at all when watching in theaters, but it is creepy when watching it in the dark alone and in your house.

[SuperKingNova]

omg they were paid to make it seem scary in the trailer .......... probably going to get hated i don't know........ a insult to say it's the scariest movie of all time freak en Hollywood hype.... It's just Poltergeist with a cheap camera loud music to make you jump........ it was okay but not for me sorry fans

[kistajk]

The original ending was much better than the generic hollywood ending.

[aero1315]

@kistajk There's actually three endings to this movie, believe it or not.

[gamemeister27]

I'm a total sucker for ghost type stuff like this, so naturally it scared me badly. I completely get not being scared by it though.

[ItsColdInNorway]

I almost had a freaking heart attack when that body were trown at the screen, while they talked!!! I can't watch these kinds of movies, I get traumatized... Seriously.

[leebone98]

start movie. we GO! end credits!

[syafiqdell]

I have this full video...almost 1 hour +

[thejww96]

Pause and read the credits

[MetalHead420100]

this movie was lame. especially the ending. WTF!!!

[silverbeast75]

we gone!! lmao

[clericjack]

Okay...maybe I'm a bit obtuse here, but that one reviewer is using the analogy of walking a balance beam..."Perfectly balanced and it sticks its landing." (And he goes on to say the ending was stupid and almost ruined the film. Isn't "sticking the landing" mean that the athlete landed correctly?)

[blosso0324]

my bro went to see this and wanted to be scared, and some dumb tweens were laughing during the whole movie. he was so mad at those girls he threw one of those giftcard displays at the ticket seller person and demanded his money back. and he got it!

[Fluffball176]

@blosso0324 Usually if you complain about loud idiots in a movie you'll get a ticket to the same movie or just a free ticket to anything.

[blosso0324]

@Fluffball176 He got all his money back (including food) and got free tickets to the same movie ( x2 ) on another day.

[michelleybellyyyy]

The original ending was 93845789 times scarier and way better. Steven Spielburg totally fucked it up.

[clayandaaron]

CAST: Scared black man: Him self. Scared black girl: Her self. Bed: Martin ellis. Lamp: Nadia Kelova. Wallpaper: Wesley McNelly. Camcoder: QKX 9000. Stripper #1: Mia Velasquez. Stripper #2: Yula Yula. Adolf Hitler Jr. Adolf Vonheimer. ROFL!

[TF2Fan101]

@clayandaaron Don't forget Christian Bale as Batman.

[rapler1]

@clayandaaron you forgot, Batman: Christian Bale

[ohstate411]

@clayandaaron You forgot batman!!!!

[MishuTaste]

That Satan 911 call was a trip!

[fslayer1290]

@darthbinks99

but I didn't say all Blacks. I said "some" Blacks. You can go back and look at what I wrote. I didn't say all. How is my comment racist? I am a Black woman who grew up in the church and is still in the church. What I said is what we would have done.

[Xxfrancis002]

Stripper #1 - Mia Velasquez

Stripper #2 - Yula Yula

Adolf Hitler Jr. - Adolf Vonheimer

Batman - Christian Bale

Stripper #3 - Wesley Snipes

LOL

[fslayer1290]

@darthbinks99

Why's it a fail Mr/Ms Binks? :)

[gmanthebeast1]

@fslayer1290 cause youre not funny,nor is it accurate.

[fslayer1290]

@gmanthebeast1

Out of curiosity, what is inaccurate?

[fslayer1290]

@gmanthebeast1

Hi. I just want to understand what you thought was inaccurate about the comment. No anger, just curiosity.

[gmanthebeast1]

@fslayer1290 I didnt reply to you because oyure a girl.stop replying to me,if I wanted to answer I would have already stupid.

[fslayer1290]

@gmanthebeast1

wow. you're mean. Bye bye.

[HoodlumFamily]

"WE GONE!"

[fslayer1290]

What would have some black people done, this one included:

GET JESUS ON THIS THING! GO TO THE CHURCH! GET THE PASTOR! HAVE PRAYER MEETING IN THE HOUSE! GOD WOULD HAVE ENDED IT!

There ya go.

[metalraygear]

I still love the ending to this review.... "...I'm Satan and I just saw some fucked up shit!"

[mosburgdavillian]

LOL CREDITS SAID STRIPPER....WESLEY SNIPES

[DayBreakization]

The last part of the movie should of had all hell break lose. The walls bleeding, ground breaking open, stuff like that.

[SirTimothyMarton]

@DayBreakization well it had no CGI

[slykeener]

Seen the second one yet

[legendarywerewolf206]

please review Paranormal Activity 2. it was awosme!!

[abbynred9]

at the end she killed her husband and threw him at the camera and she gets dragged out of bed

[TheXploderBe]

@abbynred9 Best Partss ;D

[abbynred9]

this is a fake movie but great & scry

[SirTimothyMarton]

@abbynred9 its lame the whole thing is pridictable and expected but no, no its way not scary far from it

[AnjuAndKafeiMM]

Stripper 1?

[cozygrl]

Was that Adolf Hitler in the end credits?

[PulseOfTheMagg0tss]

paranormal activity with black people: opening credits...paranormal activity..."we go!" XD LMFAO

[lightpen100]

the beggining is SO funny 

[TheFlyGuy009]

i noticed in the beggiing end credits of the video is said stripper number 3 wesley snipes lol

[ThaaWhiteShadow]

Those audience reactions have just got to be fake. I can't imagine anyone being scared of this movie.

[superhuman295]

@ThaaWhiteShadow oh, its got its moments

[MasterSergeant98]

@ThaaWhiteShadow So true I think it would be scary if it happened to you but when you watch it not scary at all.

[6igkilla66]

@ThaaWhiteShadow how can anyone be scared of a scary movie the only time someone could be actually afraid if its true and it actually happened to me couldnt u agree that u would shit urself if this was true and it happend to you lol

[JMetalify]

@ThaaWhiteShadow

you underestimate how stupid we Americans are

[invadernik]

@ThaaWhiteShadow unless there total wusses.but still come on it was pretty intense.freaked me out numerous times actually especally at end

[SpikeJet2736]

@ThaaWhiteShadow Must've been live footage of audiences watching the Hanna Montana movie.

[MichRockHop81108]

@ThaaWhiteShadow i didnt sleep with the lights off for months. People that don't get what it's about think it's stupid.

[themetalman3]

Here's my review. This movie goes down in the same catagory as Fear and Loathing in las vegasm, Cloverfield, The Blair Witch, Spiderman 2 and 3, and lastly Step Brothers; Some people are going to be absolutly nuts about it, while others will hate it.

me, personally, I was scared shitless. and yes, while the ending did suck, when she started screaming, I about fucking pissed myself.

and when she was getting dragged away, I about had a freakin heart attack

[volcomsp247]

"yeah, i dont watch that show cause it's bullshit."

lmaoo

[MrWildboy94]

Honestly, the only actual "scary" thing in this movie was when the guy was thrown at the camera. I WILL NOT be going to see the sequel.

[MatthewLedZepfan]

this movie creeped me out a little bit the first time but after seeing it again I was completely bored by the movie.

[mfward143]

the ending to this review was F**ing hilarious!!!!

[PUNISHERUltra]

Last bit of the review was fucking hilarious !!!!!!

[treatsnsweets]

I disagree with the review, this is the only movie that actually freaked me out, and I'm a horror whore. I've watched pretty much every scary movie out there. I guess it just depends on the person, but for me, it scared the crap out of me. Oh, and funny review as always, Lol ;D

[kyeruu2]

@treatsnsweets Nah you suck

[treatsnsweets]

@kyeruu2 Yo momma

[MeowMixHD]

The movie is suppose to be directed towards those who are scared of psychological horror and shit. It's suppose to make people go home and be scared shitless of a door opening, also the ending was scary as hell, the movie itself was boring yes, but as it progressed it got better, Paranormal Activity 2 is suppose to be SO MUCH SCARIER though. C'mon give the movie a break, it was made with 15,000 DOLLARS PEOPLE :D

[speedhed4]

i was born in da bryer patch ah korey never disappoints with humor

[mariosmashfann]

i laughed watching drag me to hell

[KiNgDoMhEaRtS12595]

@mariosmashfann OMFG ME TOOO!!!

[Canoparents1]

@mariosmashfann  na i walked out scared..