Milk the Cows Rap

[TheEyesOFsilence]

Jessie from big brother

[MasseyFerguson3545]

Cool rap but masseyferguson is beter then john deer

[farmer123ish]

@MasseyFerguson3545 hell ya man red is always better than green 

[00Jesusrocks]

nice cows :) i wish i had a dairy farm lol. fresh milk everyday

[ronlisa94]

DAMN!!!!! He is sexy!!!!! :D



[alterbridge115]

wtf!!

[AuGuStFoReVeR2010]

i love it how the guy in the background is like ugh get back to work :)

[ilovemountaindewcows]

woooooooooooooo those cows no how to PARTY!

[LovingJesusandLife]

haha.ur suppose to be working honey.country ppl aint got no time to make vid's we get paid on a little pay and drink on fridays lol

[Glinkaism1]

I feel sorry for the cows. How would you like to get your tits pulled twice a day and get screwed once a year?

[zrdairyfarm]

hands down the only good rap

[KADAMS6969]

we spray em strip em milk em dip em that is funny funny twice a day naw it aint bad we do it everyday thats good its a good song gotta go to bed cuz i gotta milk in the morning hahahah

[KADAMS6969]

@KADAMS6969 them cows have some nice bags too nice milk flow on that one thats 3000 dollar cow!! go minnesota

[nchulis]

im a dairy farmer from New Zealand, man that was the funniest and coolest thing ever lol

!!!!

[melodyyann]

this was very disturbing, i have no idea how i found this

[BMXprezedent]

@melodyyann i was honestly just thinking the same thing. like i was just cruising around youtube and ended up watching this entire video.

[hahahaha2241]

at 0:30 the cows like wtf

[hahahaha2241]

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah­

[sassydoll97]

its not a real farm without case ih tractors lol but really good rap my whole family milks cows but we have a 16 swing parlor a lot easier we used to have stantions though that was a lot of work

[BRAVOADD]

@sassydoll97 tractors are like a hundred dollar bill....it ain't good unless it's green!

[JohnDeere30201]

@BRAVOADD nothing kills a deere like a case magnum

[533farmgirl]

very funny !! :D

[BeccaSwaanHeslop]

Great video!!! We dairy farmers need to show the world what we do. Like the barn too. I milk in a tie stall too except the cows face the other way.

[BladyMorris]

Coś nie tak z głową. nice!

[Popping4]

Zim, Im expecting another video soon. We've been talking about it forever but Im thinking its about time for another.

[Rchase21]

im pretty sure its strip em drip em milk em dip em.... why would u dip it before u would strip it?????

[hahahaha2241]

@Rchase21 you dip them first and wait for it to sit and then you wipe it and then you strip them and then you milk them and then you dip them.. listen to him hes a professional obviously you arent

[shelterduck]

Dip em, Strip em, Milk em, Dip em

[coffeehugger]

I love that guy! he has it all figured out!!

[surfingjack7]

lol

[DrVascoo]

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[E3R510]

Funny, I grew up on a dairy farm in Hershey PA. Great rap, it brings back good memories.

[happycows4]

We love this video. we're fellow dairy farmers who love milking cows. You sure make it look fun! Thanks for the humor!

[mississippihottie108]

ok ima farmer frm mississippi and i gotta tell u our boys crack up every time we see this! its soo funny!!!hahahahahaha

[danie623]

Blade playa your a fucking douche bag that shit was funny... Steve we need to the I'm at the park rap lol

[bladeplaya15]

Okay 2pac and biggy are rolling over in they grave so Plz stop

[bladeplaya15]

hey man did hear new shit by the MC MilkMan

[blahblahismy]

Awesome! :) I love it!

[bcdaefg]

lol. this was funny!!!

my animal science teacher showed us this video in class. there was even a test question on it!! lol dip'em, strip 'em, milk 'em, dip 'em!!!

[mahafakir]

You r wasting all that good milk

[imrdyru]

awesome Video My heart pulls for the days when I was milking it is the best life ever. Please make another Rap you were great

[landjunge1]

super Video

[gottalovehonda209]

i'm not gonna lie.

this is the best video on youtube!

haha.

we all sing this when we're milking now!

adults and all.

great job(:

[tlydiar]

i milk cows to and this rap is awesome! pretty talented to make that up. i milk 180 but we have stantions not tie in stalls. how many do you milk? its cool that you even have some beef cows. when i milk now this song is gunna be stuck in my head forever but that's alright i like it.

[mejdzer77]

super i love you cowboy

[joshsymons1984]

Ha pimp, but dude that milking shed is dam old!

[Hananananaa]

hahaha steve i just watched this and it totally made my day...sometime this summer we should make another rap! :)

[itchyscratcher]

wtf is this guy talkin about he gets on here and gives a comment about grains hahahahahah

[graceg1971]

magnezze... learn some manners... this is kid is just trying to have some fun. Open your heart and enjoy life... negativity makes you seem like a jerk. there is more to life than making fun of "udders" (smile) just a little joke.

[gangstaboi281]

lol wtf

[samthesteerrider]

I loved it, weird but funny! I milk cows to. I even own a riding steer! LOL!!!! Check out my steer just put in "ferdy my riding steer."

[4020kid]

oh thats too much, very original and funny !! you sure are happy for milkin the hard way. nice 4440.

[gertboy11]

i live on a beff farm and show santa gertruduis cattle but i cant stop watching this

[ronnieboy2rdot]

I LIKE! I wish every one could enjoy the fun us farmers do.

[greendayfan234]

sooo funny

[gertboy11]

this so funny and so good

[littlemissannie87]

hahahahahahhahhaha

[magnezze]

your a fucking fagget gay farmer go eat some shit you pinner red neck

[Tullyvernon]

Dick ass!

[aledplas123]

That is the hard way to milk cows.

[jazzical101]

hey sanshuz ...you are so right i milk every night and morning and in a parlor like that would suck and on your knees the whole time one of them fresh hiefers would kick ya .... well you know the rest :)

[sanshuz]

what kind off a set up is that i wouldn't like that kind of set up you'd get laid out with a kick.

[jellofast]

grain fed cows

[corpsewalker]

lol... twat!!

[farmgirl315]

wow this is great

[hellerredneck]

wow your such a babe haha, text me sometime 262-949-1609...btw the rap was great i was laughing at it the whole time

[canlite]

sweet thatwas grate iv weked on a farm for 2 years now i wish i was rased on 1

[fERNzThaGee]

dAMNN, diz Shit iz funni az hellllllllll

i luff diz haha

nicee diz iz wass upp(=

[jallfish]

hahah that was nice:p:p

[macktruckgirl14]

love this rap!!

gotta love them dairy farmers and the john deere tractor!!

[international660]

That black cow in the beginning of the video is nice...she would be an easy vg cow.

[jamessmellsagain]

man why do u need gloves only gaybos wear them lol JK JK i wear them some times if i have cuts on my hands

[brokena7x]

wooow thats amazing! good thing you didnt use fresh heifers

[oakstorm]

Did you show this to your boss!

[oakstorm]

Hahahaha thats great! Im gonna sing that while i milk tonight!

[jdboy4020]

i like the John Deere tractor at the end

[jazzical101]

yo you are so funnnnnny lol i have cows to so i how it is ha ha lol

[jazzical101]

i love this rap and i milk cows myself so i can relate to it lol dip 'em strip 'em milk 'em dip 'em

[sanshuz]

What kinda set up is that. I wouldn't fancy going down there. if ya get a kick you're finished

[cowgreta14]

Hahaha, thats a great rap. Got to love them dairy farmers. lol

[bill2pete]

a bit odd but ok for a farm boy but how am i to talk i milk cows every day.

[cowman1970]

LOL! Milk an Angus!!!

[thehemmiman]

THIS WAS awesome and it looked just like us milking cows

[alongfortheride08]

this is so amazing!! i love this so much!! i acutally sometimes tend to find myslef singing this rap as i milk the cow!! represent the dairy industry man!!! woop woop!

[sockeye001]

haha me too...but wheres the chewin tobacco?

[TKslice22]

This Rap IS Great!! I milk everyday too.

[moodyxmoo]

cool but its a bit weird??? i love milking!

[sanshuz]

wat kind of a parlour is this. No pit.

[942119]

this is not a parlour it is a tie stall barn

[ADeadlyPancake]

do u get kicked alot milking?

[Redtooth45]

Your An Idiot, Straight Up

[divadremmiz]

Funny every time I see it. The old farm rocks.

[colimote1978]

nice video i'm a milker too i work for revolution dairy in delta utah.

[FUCMYPO0705]

I want sum fresh milkl niggidy nigga.got u on studio time for sum milk!MILK THA COWZ RECORDZ IZ IN EFFECT FOR YOU HATAZ!Check out our new single: "Heffers iz whats happenin"

[orbit15]

i still love this vid, nice clean cows and appears to be some heavy producers. thanks. B

[BooBooFairy]

LMAO! Genius!

[eilla241]

lol that funny

[polobum]

great rap we milk  also

[pookiewood]

LOL Good!

[NCN1970]

brilliant

[orbit15]

how much do the beefers produce, at least all your stalls are full. B

[BeatMonkeyOne]

Awesome. Dude, you have a great sense of humor. Hoffer? Ignore her, she's a bit sensitive when it comes to her excessive weight and cow humor due to her unfortunate last name.

[SuChandrakanta]

That "beef" cow had a sweet udder.

[kutinaughty]

Nice muscles. Kool farm boy. :-D

[suchandradasi]

LOL VERY ORIGINAL!! Do you really milk Angus cows? We milk our Angus cow...(our family cow) You are soooooo cool :-D

[hoffer606]

what a loser

[adamsavolainen]

Steven, is that really you rapping? That is a sweet video. Can't wait for another barnyard hit!

[Popping4]

Already 153 views, faster than the others.

[tofr444]

great video. Thanks

[Popping4]

lol Steve.