Old Windows Advert (1986)

[espnchris]

i love steve........jobs

[OUCHEN1900]

it has calculator too !! woooooooooooooooooooooooooow now i can do numbers in colors yeah

[ladygagagerbilDBZfan]

@jimmypictures WHAT 9000? THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!

[PSPHaxxorPlayer863]

I'LL GIVE YA 5 WHOLE DOLLARS FOR IT!

[VortexProductionsINC]

sold

[scenegta]

YOU JUST GOT FUCKING PWNED NEBRASKA WHILE WERE GETTING NEW GENERATION CLOCKS YOUR HAVING TO SIT WITH YOU OLD ASS CLOCKS AND ALSO NO SOLITARE FOR YOU!

[nickz777]

1986's $99 is 2011's $999

[TechyXbox360COD]

$99 cheaper than 7!

[TheAnimesking]

yay paint!

[mrdeadguy1]

IT BETTER THAN VISTA! REVERSI!

[stribianese91]

Uhm... Maybe for 99 $ I'll buy! ;P

[Superthijs92]

i'm still running that version 'n it runs fine... XD

[gillira]

except in Nebraska!

[spikez499]

LOL THATS SAD, "AND GUESS WHAT YOU WILL NEVER BELIVE THIS!!!! ... REVERSI!!!!!" NOW WITH WINDOWS 7 YOU CAN RUN LIKE 100 VIDEOS AT A TIME LOOOL How all the technology changed over the years looool Oh and heres what else he'd probably say, "OH AND GUESS WHAT, WE NOW HAVE THIS THING CALLED DIAL-UP INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!" *now in reality* OH AND GUESS WHAT WE HAVE THIS AWESOMER HIGH-SPEED INTERNET!!!!" looool

[mariohds86]

ima call

[OhNoNotMyPenis]

this guy didnt spend his $99 on windows

he spent it on crack

[Dark0Lord7]

Windows 7 = Windows 1.0 with Aero and drivers. The taskbars are identical.

[GzeroArchives]

I think Ballmer just got done using the ipad...

[WeNubs]

Steve Ballmer ahahahahahahahaha... I love windows 7, but Apple you should run this commercial into the ground.

[peperopipina]

A clock?! A calendar?! Reversi?! Notepad?! That's too much... I need water here!

[jayrvampyreloaded]

haha...

[boamuro]

false advertising!!! I was going to say $99 for a computer?! That's cheap!!! But it's $99 for the software only! Misleading sales guy!

0:20 "Now how much do you think Microsoft is worth?" -- "Don't answer" haha the don't answer part made me laugh for some reason.

[ickoolumcev]

99 dolars ??? Thats Trash!

[moose875]

A clock? A notepad?? A control panel??? Witchcraft...

[07marmi]

compared to this i would say an intel core2 duo is worth $540 other than this which is $50 you get more on a core2 duo

[kiliandjfilms]

0.0

[AppleMacHackers]

How much is it worth? Half a cent. Because after how many years, it still gets viruses. Very effective, Microsoft. Very effective. And what have you added since Windows 1.0? Nothing.

[TheDarkFalcon]

@AppleMacHackers "what have you added since Windows 1.0? Nothing." wow you are so incredibly closed minded.

[MattT1996]

Macintosh sucks!! Get Windows for only 99 bucks!!

[LordOfCuteOnes]

he so happy when it's not in nebraska

[618wood]

OMG U HAD ME @ CLOCK LMAO

[pogogo51]

It's a bald Billy Mays!

[hawwy1987]

HOLY SH*T PAINT AND REVERSI!

[Messerschmitt262a2a]

today windows 7 is about 90€... what is 90€ in dollars?

[Sicklehead88]

@Messerschmitt262a2a 1 euro is currently 1,23888 dollars, so 90 euros is 111,4992 dollars

[Messerschmitt262a2a]

@Messerschmitt262a2a wow then windows 7 is more expensive than this one when it was new xD

[DevilMaster]

@Messerschmitt262a2a Go to the Yahoo currency converter and you will see the value of most currencies in real time.

[didogazeto]

LOL,can i play GTA IV and Cunter Strice

[IdiotWithTheBlueEyes]

I'm gunna buy it!

[DIMATIF]

ZOMG A COMPUTER FOR $99!

[NDogg15]

inflation sucks

[ALGStudios1]

Wow, can that rig run gta iv?

[PoddioMan]

What the hell, fake. Microsoft is one of the biggest company nowadays. How come a stupid ad....

[autograssboy]

I will give u umm nothing u pay me and ill take it away and blow the thing up lol

[didiuanna10]

@jimmypictures umm noo ?

[bwee11]

To Be honest i think this was Windows 3.0 (1990),Great ad LOL!

[nannynicky4life]

he is so damn loud. the twins having double tantrums where not even close to his loud crap. that guy has been ugly as hell too since day one. wow. abnoxious and ugly rolled into one. bow does gates put up with this retard of a balding megaphone in mouth fat rude slob?

[liflyguy]

damn i wonder what effect this has had on nebraska? lol wonder if thers alot of shit back then that just couldn't get there, get the new air jordans...but not nebraska....new corn flakes....not here tho....tix to the suberbowl!...but not if ur in nebraska

[hedegaard8]

Steve Blamer, you absolute stupid prick!!!

[RIOT690]

Damn, thats a great offer.

[Klikoton]

oww... my ears...

[ilhadosmacacos]

OMG 99 DOLLURZ IM GONNA BUY AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaH

[DivineInterceptor]

99$....wondering how much it would be in today's dollars (after inflation)...

[zackcool12345]

$191.91

[jackrussell96]

its coz its shit

[ajmanzueta]

Dear God, Monkey Boy was even more crazier in those years than now haha

[Ibzm01]

is this legit?

[adamdmasi]

Lol 286-DOS

[aaporiginal]

mother of windows computers

[Kaarel456]

First thing in my birthday list now!

A FREAKING CLOOOCK!!!

[BenoHourglass]

Billy Mays watched this and a legend was born

[mario1136]

A CLOCK!!!!! I want that thing so bad oh my god oh my god oh my god!!!

[Meteorrxx]

FREAKING 99 DOLLARS?

[Homie980PL]

holy shit

[charkyem]

99 dollars?

[nontas222]

i wondered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[nagged55]

99 dolars? -_-

[HiMyNameIsRichy]

exept in nebraska! lol

[ShadowBeeProductions]

how much did we guess?!

YOU TOLD US NO TO ANSWER YOU NUTCASE lol xD

[qwesr12]

there were ferrais bac then??

[thepersonguy01]

I called them, they dont make them anymore

[hardcito]

lol

[lucnfs]

OMG CLOCK!!!

[thellt1]

who remembers dos?

loved that shit XD

[ZT2rulez]

i do! well not excatly but i have some games from dos running with dos so im guessing it was great ^^

[Liquadia]

@thellt1

[godofrock02]

oh! my windows vista is obsolet! i have to go for one of those!!!

[SheikMaster123]

OH SHIT I WANT IT!

[vswmvxag]

oh god, I go buy one

[mastergx1]

hes just the kind of person that - well...

i want to feed him his own teeth

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[Sazumaru]

I bet he's on drugs

[onionofdeath]

now we all know who approves Microsoft's ads!!!

[limeymanftw]

Whats Reversie?

[Loruxz25]

If you've ever heard of Othello, it's just like that.

[MultiGamefreak]

i think they mixed up on advertise people with a guy that advertises from cars D:

[101pyromaniac]

i cant wate till thay invent youtube!!!

[Cooley35]

Quality Horribly Sucks.

[MsKk2000]

what is that thing? is it a tv? a cp.or a . . .nothing

[fredespanish]

1991 :

Technology Started

[HotWingDelft]

drug is bad mmmmmkey?

[rednecksrawesome]

a clock?! WOW THATS THE MOST INPRESSIVE OS IN THE WORLD! I WANT IT!!! lol

[howdylee13]

Beautiful!

[ThePortvein777]

Интересно, а Баллмер нажирается или всегда такой?

[mcmullog]

Don't use Drugs

[robertrivasphotos]

was that "al bundy"?

[0RockItScience]

I wonder what he had..?

[MysticTrunksHQ]

Mac OS X FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ellyxox]

I'm scared.

[OmniKaichi]

Rated down for the ebaum watermark.

[NatalieheartZim]

Aww! I live in nebraska :(

[gothdude94]

i still have one of those old true 16-bit systems somewhere, its my dads.

the original windows, better than windows 7.

woo windows 7, vista with all the useful parts removed.

im soooo gettign rid of this crap. OS X ftw.

[MarFur93]

Have you even used Windows 7? You must be delusional to say that Vista is better.

Snow Leopard sucks, there is this error that occurs when you upgrade from Leopard, that deletes all of the files on your system when you log into the guest account!

[ElisavanYaslana]

lol /agree

except, I moved to Linux. Linux ftw.

[xDestregax]

yeah, have fun aiding steve jobs in taking over the world. every cent you spend on itunes, or for another shitty apple that does less than windows can do, and dont try to argue that one because windows is more compatible with more file formats than apple.

you know what OS X stands for? Obviously Shitty + eXpensive

[alexbitchin5]

OH and memory is 98kb

[bundeligafan]

gay ....

[2calavera8]

thats sick

[tehmariopwner]

EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA! lol

[LOLBling1907]

breathe damnit!breathe!XD

[taffyspage]

i had blue screen with XP oops!

[stefan98TH]

oh are you wondering why is it only $99???? oh that's because its SHIT! WINDOWS IS SHIT!!!!!!!! BUY A MAC!

[micko4ever]

I want to buy it hahahahaha

[yourlocalmusic]

I haven't experienced a blue screen since I used Windows 98 over 10 years ago. Such an overused phrase.

[notfragile15]

I haven't even gotten the blue screen once lol

[jonatz17]

wow..windows write and windows paint was so popular during those days. nice!

[xxcandiedapples]

EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA....O-O

XD

[HYAAALP]

Reversi... I'd like to play that. I downloaded the DOS program to my XP, but it wouldn't work. I miss old computers. :'(

To the hating comments, remember that this is back in 198-FREAKIN'-1, when home computers were still new.

[veggiet2009]

Is that a real ad? I miss windows 3.1, but now I use Ubuntu

[MiNiSmiLeY45]

99$ !!!!!!! I WIPE MY ASS WITH 99 DOLLARS!! xD

[Jaked97]

looks like hes wanking overt it lol

[nado0or922]

OMG

[kazimann]

Ballmer's is going mad with the amount of money he has.

[KillerGuy96]

man,i wish i have that computer

[Jammin847]

it will even scratch your ass while you watch miami vice! $99!!

[Sylar1991]

for real??? =D

[bendibell]

God, someone put an axe in Ballmer's skull, PLEASE!

[cherbi225]

lol this computer using at 1986 year

[thepanther17fan]

ACCEPT IN NEBRASKA

lol poor nebraskens

[bttysuperbad]

crappy as computer lol

[sweeetyg]

is this real?

[pjn6444]

No it is obviously not real. Computers back then were horribly expensive. I recall a good Windows 95 system being about 4,500 dollars.

[ckthunderman]

accept in nebraska!!!! lol

[michaelglax]

i woulnt even take it 4 free lol

[kingandreas440]

wow i will byu this for 99 dollars ! who can i bye this ? looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooool

^^

[AnssiArpiainen]

computers weren't that high tech fifteen years ago. it would take three or four years more to go that far :D

[matiasbackman]

vai niin

[MauriSkato]

Holy Crap! Reversi!!!!

[candyee88]

HE is steve Ballmer!! He looks like!

[mikeycomputer]

Shit. I wish windows 7 is that much.

[yeesnaw]

it's great, i'll tell you that much =D

[mikeycomputer]

I know it is. I downloaded the RC.

[muerteencosecha]

so funny

[simasykkel]

i have upgraded. windows to amaga. (its much more faster than xp)

[dman19851996]

Hello summer, wanna hook up sometime?

[battlefront2nub]

that presentator is just craaazy lol funny

[aaraonthemerceny]

lol

[RenatoCervati]

REVERSI!!!

[Quadunit404]

OMG, a notepad?! It's not like I have it on my Acer Aspire laptop! SUCH AN INNOVATIVE OS!!!

[Tafkadasom2k5]

Sorry I just...got stuck reading your comment, hoping that was sarcasm or something. Er...is it?

[Quadunit404]

It was sarcasm indeed.

[uglynakedboi]

lol this is so fake. still funny though

[coopercrue]

bill gates frowns upon him

[cichypawel001]

i dont see a big diferent betwen past and present windows :)

[dude8370]

WHOA SHIT A CLOCK??? NOW WAY!

[AWSOME280]

dont anwer

[MSVistasucks]

This vid is 23-24 years old. Not 15 years old.

[HellasRocks]

It looks like Microsoft blackmailed people to either buy windows 1.01 or keep that advertisement running forever.

[TheGabiQa]

is this a real advertisement? :PPP

[JackintoshG4]

isant that the guy that made the worst os in the world (vista)

[bianchitim]

shut the fuck up ...dont say anything you  cunt

[boebau]

I give you damn 99 bucks BUT please SHUT THE FUCK UP! >=(

[341464]

what he say BLA BLA BLA

[computergenie1]

i cant hear what he is saying

[xxxmusicluver1569]

turn ur damn sound up rofl

[ineedtolikeyou]

I love that look at the end, like he wants to fight Nebraska by the flagpole after school.

[ethanwdp]

BLABLABLA BLA :U HE WONT SHUT UP

[thecoolestjay]

Did he say "A RAM driver"??

[figfewdisgewd]

Now we no longer have to struggle with the choice of either a computer with a clock OR reversi!

[windowskevin]

-.-"

[Brainiac83]

I wonder how much they payed him to do this haha

[pie297]

lol is he on crack?

[TrSBProductions]

He allways has been.

[ThExR3V0LVER]

the pc is good,he sucks XD

[DaRkCrEsT995]

lol how lame it sucks

[SaturnOwner26]

I believe that I shall have to rate this one as a HISTORICAL FAILURE