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  • thats my daddy

  • Freaking hilarious even though he's slightly naughty in places still very funny!! 😃😃😃

  • @MODERNwarfaredude123 Think about what you just said for a second..

  • TEAM WALTER!

  • get off i cant see the weather channel

  • its gone now but did u see his face lol XD

  • the old geezer is insane...lol 

  • hahahahahahahahahaha

  • This guy's material is so stale.

  • Motherfucker Jews

  • WTF WHERE'S PEANUT???!!

  • Is It Bad That, I Memorised All Of Achmed's Parts In "Spark Of Insanity" And "Controlled Chaos" And "A Very Special Christmas"..... :'D

  • @asablonde8325 Its callled implemented stereotype that take MUCH longer to forget than say, something like the amount of money you spent in over 5 years!

  • "Get Off!!"

  • Lol

    Achmed: they would open the suitcase and u would say helloooo I'm Lindsay Lohan

    Hahaha best part

  • Press 5 to see a girl sucking a dick

  • Press 4

  • Press 3 for a staring contest

  • Press 2 to hear Walter laughing

  • Why can't he do it with Walter and Achmed at the same time

  • give back isreal to the palestinians and all the war will be over

  • Jeff: what was the last thing that went through ur mind

    achmed my ass haha

  • 'So Achmed , Where Are You From?'

    'Your Fricking Suitcase!'

    Lmao , Hilarious !

  • Walter may look old but he is still funny as HELL!

  • This is to funny!

  • Walter is the best character!

  • lol "Was it good for you?" "Uhhh I can't remember."

  • lol

  • TERRY FATOR IS BEETER

  • eyeyeyeyeye! ... Boom! eyeyeyeyeye! ... ... BOOM!!

  • thumbs up if you think walter and achmed should do jokes togeather.

  • "I can't see the weather Channel "

  • walter is the best.

  • anyone else reminded of red from that 70's show?

  • GET OFF!! I DIIIED OF LAUGHTER HAHAHAHA

  • I've seen better ventriloquist the guy who won on AGT

  • achmed is funni as hell i keel u

    

  • Walter: was it good

    Wife: I can't remember

  • GET Zoff u fat bicth lol

  • WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO WALTER :))))))

  • Achmed

  • "what was the last thing that went through you'r mind?" "my ass" XD

  • achmed is funnyer

    

  • love walter

  • LOL. Jeff's incredible..Achmed is funnier than Walter..I kheeel U! haha!

  • GET. OFF.

  • What is this, " yodyodyodyayeeeee!!! BOOM!!!

  • @drew99ist Achmed? i guess lol

  • how did achmed's eyebrows not come off

  • achmed has a beard

    

  • walter is the best

  • 'was it good for you ?'

    'oh i cant remember'

  • Walter is the best out of all.

    

  • Did You See Jamiels Face?? It's Gone Now But Did You See His Face??

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! That's freaking hilarious!

  • If you prefer Achemed Like the comment,

    Walter Dislike it.

  • @MegaMichal1998 what if i like peanut the best :)

  • lol i kill you so funny!!!!!!

  • i don't why, i didn't laugh at all

  • LoL, can't stop laughing

  • @nicoleandjanaya So........ I'm 12

  • "A terrifying..terrorist."

  • "Betcha can't fricken do it again!" xD

  • @IloveyouLenaKatina so funny haha si sennyor jalapeno

  • Funny!!!!!!!!

  • hey fearfactoryorseether let me have sex w/ yo bitch tell her to meet me @ westlake middle school

  • dis shit iz hella funny

  • hahah walter told me to tell that joke haha

  • Lucy and Ricky Ricardo moved out to the country suburbs to be like Bob Hope, and Fred and Ethel just couldn't take a hint. The landlords were only suppose to stop by once a month, and The Mertzes were in like every episode.

  • Fred Mertz, wow it looks like you lost weight. Wait, is that not funny?

  • achmed is so much better

  • @mctin100 Not even fucking close, it's probably the worst together with Peanut.

  • polska pany!!!!

  • Niceee!!!...

  • peanut is funny on peanut and jose the jalapeno

  • achmed is so good

    

  • i set the timer for 30 minutes but it went of in 4 seconds lol

    achmed the best

  • @asiv90 "You know what that's like, right?" Poor Jeff. :P

  • 721 people are dumbass suecide bombers.

  • jeff dunham looks like Pierre Bouvierre from Simple Plan OMG

  • 80.... o good god ( lol )

  • 720 people either dont know how to laugh or are just straight up depressed

  • @kaartyaWaalxthswaay I'm depressed and I laughed. Jeff Dunham could be the next antidepressant! =D

  • I can't believe there's is a fucking nine year old viewer watching this??

  • I just love achmed! He always has the right words! D

  • giid evning..... infedele.

  • achmed is dead but he still has eyebrows

  • pause it at 1:20 and turn up ur speakers

  • LMFAO!!!! walter is class!!

  • lovin it

  • F###ing Love It 

  • DUMBASS

  • please, i kill you for a chocholate bar

  • That below comment was @abergrl1892 o-o

  • I would be convinced that he is red if he would say "I'ma stick my foot in your ass"

  • achmed owns

  • dadadadadaAIYEAAAAAA! BOOM! Bet'cha can't frickin do it again!

    LOVE WALTER XD lol...

  • wen walter says dumass he reminds me of red from that 70's show lmfaoo

  • Infidel...

  • silence i keel u

  • Achmed is my favorite character out of them all

  • But it all serves to remind me just how much I miss the ultimate:- ARTHUR WORSLEY & "Charlie Brown".

  • @Oldpigsass everyone mises arthur :(

  • silence . i kill u

  • Achmed killed 711 people because they laughed at him.:)

  • i am only 9 yers old

  • @nicoleandjonaya good for you

  • ok that is wherd on 343 at that time

    

  • walter reminds me of len goodmen from strictly come dancing

  • Amen me too actually I laughed my lungs out like seriously they hurt like crap causa that

  • Laugh my ass off!!!!

  • Kolaver

  • Jalapa so I meant jamals

  • Wonder if they pull tha Joke on each other once in a while halliallileeeeeeeeeeeep click. What the... Cghc  Lol did u see Jalapa face. It's gone now bu did u see his face.

  • "so what was the last thing that went through your mind""my ass"

  • I love the last joke so much. I swear, I nearly puked from laughing.

  • walter is like red of 70s show lol

  • my name is habeeb

    F M L lol

  • god damn it ,his a funny man

  • Furt

  • Be Gonee Satan!! Hello Shamooooo! xD

  • i set the time for 30 minutes but it went off in 4 seconds you know what its like right! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @lbech257 i dont understand that joke

  • @ICantBeFaged he is talking about premature ejaculation (look it up). 

  • These people in the audience doesn't need much to laugh.

  • iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim gay

    iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiim gay

  • Achmed's left arm from our view is coming off.

  • @icesk8r909 its meant to be broken i think, i mean, you wouldnt get blown up and not have any broken bones :3

  • Achmed !

  • Silence I kill you !

  • Really fantastic show !!!

    from Brazil.

  • Betcha can't freakin do it again!

  • Ya da ya da yeeeeeeeeee click what the hell boom

  • jeffer dun-ham:where did you come from

    achmed:YOUR FRICKKEN SUITCASE!!! MWAHAHAHA

  • me mom told me to do what jesus do i tryed to turn her in to a fish and i wus like BY GONE SATAN!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Search "Achmed Returns"

    Share and enjoy...

  • so fricken funny :D haha love achmed lol

  • Was it good for you?

    I can't remember.

    HAHAHAHA

  • achmed is funny as he is better then walter

  • Walter reminds me of Fred from, "I love lucy" lol.

  • Hey how old are are you honey?

    ............19

  • Thumbs up if you think Walter is the funnyest

  • remember*

    and a part you took out;

    god damnit!... i mean... allah, damnit...

  • the clipping and cuts makes it almost bad... newbie editing, rememmber to learn from your mistakes!

  • lol

  • I prefere achmid like this bit..2:11!!!

  • BE GONE SAT-EN! 

  • I prefer achmed but walter is super funny too!!!

  • jmantothehoop On December 24th, at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead. Doctors couldnt come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out whathappened. Turns out he was still signed in myspace. She found out he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repose a chain letter. If you dont repose this to 6 other videos, a girl with no face will kill you tonight srry. I dont want 2 die

  • "Way to go HABIB Bet you can't do it again!" xD

  • achmed a7' a7'med LLOLL

  • Type "Achmed Returns"

    To watch the 2011 sh0w... xP

  • The suidide bomber thing was SO FUNNY

  • DID YOU HANG UP ON ME i dont know did it sound something like this CLICK

  • a terrifying terrorist-that's a good one

  • I agree 3:00 into it . Its like looking at crap

  • 3:00 I GOTSCARED LIKE HELL

  • LMAO!! I CAN'T SEE THE WEATHER CHANNEL!!

  • GET OFFF....

  • lol u can hear abit of achmed's voice when walter speaks

    

  • GET OFF lmao!

    

  • walter looks almost exactly like red from that 70's show hes just a puppet

  • I freakin love you Jeff Dunham funniest guys ever! :)

  • Who knew a guy with dolls could be so entertaining.

  • Walter reminds me of Red from That 70s Show

  • @TheCiddie yea that's what i said