The Jerk - special feature

[InfoWarsTV2]

(yawn) ... ._.

[ZEEMADMAN]

He called His own Dog Shit Head, but the Dog was smarter than He was! Like when He was giving Him "The Speech" & said there's gonna be times out there when there won't be enough food for both of us,& the Dog got up to leave! But there's more. Who cares, no food? I'm outta here. Smart. I also love that the Psycho Killer picked His name at random out of "The New Phone Books"! He'd paid he Gas Station Owner to let Him list His name at that number & address. I think it was .50 cents per month!

[stinkermuffin]

steve martin is awesome he is one of my favs

[KingMoses3]

this movie sucked.

[hehnr]

this is an excellent trailer! kudos! (one of my favorite movies ever)

[robertjohnson487]

GREAT FILM BUT POORLY TITLED. Should have been called The Loser or something. "Jerk" means more of a mean person.

[UncaAndoo]

@robertjohnson487 The name was changed to "The Jerk" from "Easy Money" after Steve Martin and Steve Allen did an interview (possibly where Allen observed that Martin's persona as a comedian was that of "a jerk."

[UncaAndoo]

@robertjohnson487 The name was changed to "The Jerk" from "Easy Money" after Steve Martin and Steve Allen did an interview where Allen observed that Martin's persona as a comedian was that of "a jerk."

[blkchk]

The scenes with his black family were some of the funniest I've ever seen.

[tamc46]

mom can send u more money soon as ive been promised a blowjob

[VertNinja]

Hey Mister, don't call that dog "Lifesaver" ...

[eaglesfan226]

@VertNinja Call him "Shithead"!

Navin takes things way too literally like he did with that dog.

[ThisLittleBlackBook]

"...you, sr. are talking to a NIGGER!!! classic shit ; )

[NYerintransit]

ludicrously dubbed

[bigjimsteelrod]

I still say "the new phone book's here! the new phone book's here!!" from time to time-no one ever seems to get it

[thomaschavers]

I saw both the jerk and the airplane for the first time on the same night at a friend of mine's house. I could not stop laughing.

[Stefan990]

to thomaschavers:

The jerk is like the prehistoric "Forest Gump."

[wonderwhaz797]

CARNIVAL PERSONNEL ONLY..........damn!

Hey! He's not carnival personnel!!

[muckypup1975]

first my name in the phone book and now on your ass. lmao. one of the funniest movies ever made.

[lucasnooker]

lol the bit with the fat guy was soooooooo funny when i first saw it in the film, nathan r, sounds like a typical bastard! lol

[bbnflpn]

" I am going to buy you a diamond so big,it will make you puke !!!"

Words every woman wants to hear.

[dtfan08]

"THE new phone book's here ! The new phone book's here !"

[007InMiami]

See that... be SOMEBODY!

[noctemacternus]

He hates these cans! LOL

[ccg1171]

I love the part where that nast Patty biker chick takes him back to the trailer..Its so fucking funny..Shes all nasty & dirty

[WhiteBoy41]

I'v got a thermos for you.

[jkoff76]

He hates these cans!!

[UcanbeGOD]

This movie is funny as fuck every time I watch it.!

[BarracksSi]

"In the history of motion pictures, only a select few performers have become immortalized by the roles they have portrayed."

How prophetic. This will always be the definitive Steve Martin movie. It's a showcase for all of his talents.

[bigbadbillybrad]

does anyone have a link to the clip of the scene where he is dancing?

[bradkoski]

Shit Head rules!!!

[BILLCLINTONCAUSED911]

Damn these glasses!

[IrishEyez01]

This is one of my fav movies! brillant!!

[Rocker2791]

nvm, 3 people have already sent me 3 links to it

[Rocker2791]

if someone finds a video of the scene where the sniper is shooting the cans please send it to me.

[parkerman6]

HE HATES THESE CANS!!!!!

[trylonperisphere]

watch?v=RwoBxxnP4fQ or search for "He hates these cans! - The Jerk"

[tinkerkor]

KICK ASS!

[curtisz311]

...all I need...

[NewDaysofNoah]

...i needs this...

[islandbee]

Classic movie :-)

[KCVROCKS2008]

funniest movie ever. i can probably recite every line i've watched it so many times since i was a kid!

[terminegger]

There are so many obvious and brilliant lines to quote, but my personal favourite is actually when he runs out of the apartment, throws cereal in Emmett Walsh's mouth, who spits it out and and blurts out a muffled: "Sonuva bitch!"

[oakroyal]

The narrator sounds like Gary Owens. A mainstay in LA radio for many years. He was also the announcer on NBC's Laugh-In.

[Bobphx]

Who is the narrator?

[kingdancekiller]

I like how you keep dogging my logic yet you haven't made a genuine counterpoint.

Because you can't, you feel so threatened by some immigrant kid who can speak 3 languages but could still kick your ass is scrabble.

A kid who had parents make him MEMORIZE the constitution. But no, you and Bill O'reilly and the rest of the avant garde who would rather be loud than right can keep talking as loud as you want. You'll never be right.

It was the American Bob Dylan who spoke of all of our demise.

[Sneakerpimp79]

Funniest film ever!

[91238673]

George Bush is walking out of the White House saying..."This Chair is mine, This remote is mine, this paddle ball game is mine.....

[dan1phillips]

This is all of us if Obama wins

[timin770]

"...This is all of us if Obama wins..."

yep, that socialist son of a bitch won't be happy until America is ruined

[kingdancekiller]

Oh, you people never shut the fuck up.

Jesus I searched the Jerk to laugh. Not to become embroiled in a political discussion.

The bottom line is that Obama is nowhere near as liberal as Europe, and Europe is nowhere near socialist.

And America is a Centrist/ Conservative nation, if Obama really is a socialist, he will pay at the polls. (SO, your argument is null and void)

NOW can I watch this fucking video?

Jesus Tap dancing Miniskirtwearing Christ

[SOtiredofliberals]

I find it horrible that you seem to hold Obama over Jesus. You have disrespected Jesus Christ by using his name as you should not. Monkey see monkey do. Ignorant Obama supporter.

[kingdancekiller]

Your name says it all. There is no winning an argument over someone as pugnacious as you.

The problem is that not everyone believes the same as you. And if you try to force your beliefs on others you are violating the Declaration of Independence.

So please, watch the video. And remember infringing on others rights is a violation of the Pursuit of Happiness which is one of the rights promised to us by the Deceleration AND the constitution.

Jesus, Bitches b dumb. NOW CAN I WATCH THE JERK?

[SOtiredofliberals]

If my name says it all then does your name do the same? So you kill humans who dance? Is pugnacious on your word of the day calendar or did you look up the word argumentative and look for synonyms and pick one that sounded cool? I've got two masters degrees in political science and economics with minors in human behavior and socialogy. I think I've got a very open mind and I've made some general observations that liberals are just ignorant to the facts. You make decisions based on emotion.

[SOtiredofliberals]

OMG! You're from Spain. LOL. Spain! That explains your lack of knowledge of the US Constitution and the Bill of Rights. The quote life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness has to do with a general statement independence. It doesn't mean you can do whatever makes you happy as an individual. We have laws and regulations and most especially the right to say most anything we want about our government. We can even worship God as we choose. Get at clue SpanTARD.

[kingdancekiller]

The party to SUSPEND Habeas Corpus?

The Party to Torture Prisoners not convicted of War crimes?

The Party who drafted the abuse of the 1st and 3rd amendment? (although all Democrats signed it too.) Aka P.A.T.R.I.O.T .A.C.T?

The party who's running mate GAVE A CHECK FOR 1,200 dollars for EVERY citizen in Alaska? AND EVEN CALLED IT 'SPREADING THE WEALTH!'

The party to demonize dissent?

The party to pay newspapers to run favorable stories?

The Party to eavesdrop on its Citizens?

Tell me.

[kingdancekiller]

So tell me what clue should I get? You haven't made a legitimate counterpoint, so please be not distracted by the whimsical nature of my name.

OOOOOOH, let's have a discussion on which policy we prefer Fiscal or Monetary WITHOUT USING Wikipedia.

I'M willing to have an intelligent conversation I just hope you can manage without your head exploding.

[kingdancekiller]

But this all proves my first point that people like us can't shut the fuck up. Cause we're on a video about the Jerk and we're discussing politics. Well not really discussing, I keep coming up with actual political stuff, you keep insulting me because I actually have facts behind me.

Oh, now I must buy The Jerk on I tunes AWAY I GO!

[wajimya]

I feel your pain navin.

[Mitch66420]

How do you go from this to some lame-ass shit like Father of the Bride?

[TheLoadAbove]

Aaah, it's a PROFIT DEAL !

[k2aileron]

A real knee slapper!

[SampleSaurausRex]

havent seen this in years

[cojoiscrazy]

i thought it was funny how on the movie the scary girl has a tatoo on her waawaa that says slippery when wet.

[reignman2112]

Animal House claimed the VH1 funniest movie of all time award, but this gem is the real winner....Caddyshack was second, which is also funnier than Animal House....award shows suck....Navin, you rule...

[ignoranceandwant]

You like how words like "crap" and "bastard" weren't allowed in a trailer back then?

[devilonwizz2]

"he hates these cans,stay away from the cans" fukin lol big time

[helpcat208]

that was his best work...

[SweaterPizza]

Is the scene at 1:45-1:46ish actually in the movie? It doesn't look familiar.

[KENVAIL]

there were scenes on tv that aren't in the theatrical version, which i find strange.

[DeeJayH20]

I've never seen that image either of Navin wearing a pink coat and it looks like he is eating a chocolate bar. That scene is not even in the TV version.