I find it somewhat funny that they'd use fingerprinting forms that had English in them instead of ones using perfectly good Russian :-). So this is probably just another Cisco fantasy about how they'd like to see the police operate closer to home (at least in anglo-speaking countries).
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAY. NOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY, PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT REALLY WORKS
Since when army does police work? )) And why is it hard for western directors to imagine that caps don't have to be worn at all times? )) One could think they sleep, eat, shit and take shower while fully dressed, cap on of course )))
@klin1klinom They are called gendarmes. In some cultures, the "army police" will take over the safety when there is no police force in that region, such as remote rural areas. I know it's weird when you watch this in the US, but in many other countries, especially the communist or super socialist countries you see this more.
DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS JENNY I AM 7 WITH RED HAIR MY MOTHER BEATS ME I LIVE IN A CELL WITH NO WINDOWS DOORS AND NO LIGHT I HAVE RED SCARY EYES AND IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH Send To 15 vids
This is why people are starting to call the kids who do stupid sniffing and dosing hackers. Their just kids, crackers if you wanna give em a name. I've never met a hacker who didn't want to help security or wasn't for tampering to make somethin better. Not worse.
Kids who do the sniffing and dosing are mostly script kiddies. They know nothing, they just download programs from people who know a little something. These crackers you speak of can be destructive, though most of them with skill don't waist their time on petty crap. Then there are hackers who are basically just people who are good at solving computer problems.
@banditer the one's who are really giving hackers-crackers a bad fame are those "script kids", those punks only copy-paste a script from someone else and pretty much end up crashing their own pc's.
not the commercial... but the title. What I didn'tlike about this commecial is the fact that they are putting hackers to jail as if they were assasains.
But they are assasins, see a hacker changes your data in the police records, and because all police officers are are just a bunch of computer programmas following their specific code, they have to behave according to the data, so if the data says that nosoiboluu is a rapist then you will be arrested as such. An assasin cannot do that, a killer can just kill, plain and simple. A hacker is a multi-purpose serial killer working internationally without restraint, it's far WORSE than a killer.
@TheYouSphere But then they'll try to find an investigating detective, who doesn't know a shit about the case, and physical evidence, which doesn't exist, and they'll have to release you. Though the experience of going through the whole thing is going to be less then pleasurable ))
All i can say is "Hack The Motherfuckin Planet!" you may stop this individual but you cannot stop us all... Isn't Cisco protecting your network an oxymoron? Cuz everyone already knows cisco sucks and has ZERO protection against linux based systems.
imm pretty sure DOS is not hacking
Smubbs 2 months ago
CISCO should hire good hackers...
aesoft2009 2 months ago
only funny :)
kisaadamfilm 3 months ago
I find it somewhat funny that they'd use fingerprinting forms that had English in them instead of ones using perfectly good Russian :-). So this is probably just another Cisco fantasy about how they'd like to see the police operate closer to home (at least in anglo-speaking countries).
czczr 4 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAY. NOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY, PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT REALLY WORKS
nikobellicftw 5 months ago
omg CYBER POLICE ARE REAL :O
ThatKidKnows 6 months ago
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Just search this below phrase in google to hit a sucky article on csco:
"Cisco's collapse is inevitable.. thanks to its self created insider"
ann25527 8 months ago
36 cisco employees just got hacked
Koptfoeva 9 months ago
So this advert assumes that hackers are Russian. Racism and race discrimination.
Aikay373 11 months ago 8
Maybe they could hack your grade card because with spelling you clearly didn't pass secondary school!
mariotaz 1 year ago
"1 outcome.. 3 peoples deaths..."
Zaharkl 1 year ago
isn't those people the same that use cisco products ?
backtublive 1 year ago
A company better damn well know how to protect themselves from an ARP attack or a Dos
A3R0XSecurity 1 year ago 3
I thought russia suported hackers...
happygamestvfun1 1 year ago
by 2012 All russian/chinese botnets operators will be caught by glorious Cisco Indian ninjas :)
d3f4c3d 1 year ago 4
I am rather offended by this.
nickrohn93 1 year ago
@nickrohn93 why are you?
happygamestvfun1 1 year ago
Since when army does police work? )) And why is it hard for western directors to imagine that caps don't have to be worn at all times? )) One could think they sleep, eat, shit and take shower while fully dressed, cap on of course )))
klin1klinom 1 year ago
@klin1klinom Since Russia became Communist tool
TheSebtube12 1 year ago
@klin1klinom They are called gendarmes. In some cultures, the "army police" will take over the safety when there is no police force in that region, such as remote rural areas. I know it's weird when you watch this in the US, but in many other countries, especially the communist or super socialist countries you see this more.
hakos3d 1 year ago
hahaha lol
grandturismo69 1 year ago
CISCO SHIT AS
kikimoraWTF 1 year ago
Huy CISCO mete a la carcel a los Crackers MMMM no lo creo XD
elpec 1 year ago
ya "One outcome"
-Execution/Life in prison ):
Zaharkl 1 year ago
One of the most idiotic commercials I've seen so far. CISCO can suck a big one.
flasher555 1 year ago
I just bought Hacking Exposed Cisco from the book store.
OHH NO!!!!!!!!! Watch out Russia!
MrObamaHATESwhites 2 years ago
Red army get to prison russian hackers because Cisco can "protect itself" ?))) hahaha, is that modern cold war ?)))
chilldubman 2 years ago 24
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DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS JENNY I AM 7 WITH RED HAIR MY MOTHER BEATS ME I LIVE IN A CELL WITH NO WINDOWS DOORS AND NO LIGHT I HAVE RED SCARY EYES AND IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH Send To 15 vids
I didnt start this
scottiewhitter 2 years ago
fail
Murleccone 3 years ago 6
Stupid video
ruzlanz 3 years ago 8
This is so fucking stupid, there not killers.
Ary4n666 3 years ago 2
This is why people are starting to call the kids who do stupid sniffing and dosing hackers. Their just kids, crackers if you wanna give em a name. I've never met a hacker who didn't want to help security or wasn't for tampering to make somethin better. Not worse.
Basically. This commercial was a fail.
banditer 3 years ago 37
Kids who do the sniffing and dosing are mostly script kiddies. They know nothing, they just download programs from people who know a little something. These crackers you speak of can be destructive, though most of them with skill don't waist their time on petty crap. Then there are hackers who are basically just people who are good at solving computer problems.
UberN3rdDillon 3 years ago
@banditer Tell that to any manager who's read the ad's in a tech magazine while sitting on the toilet.
NGinuity 1 year ago
@banditer the one's who are really giving hackers-crackers a bad fame are those "script kids", those punks only copy-paste a script from someone else and pretty much end up crashing their own pc's.
rod3067 1 month ago
not the commercial... but the title. What I didn'tlike about this commecial is the fact that they are putting hackers to jail as if they were assasains.
nosoiboluu 3 years ago 4
But they are assasins, see a hacker changes your data in the police records, and because all police officers are are just a bunch of computer programmas following their specific code, they have to behave according to the data, so if the data says that nosoiboluu is a rapist then you will be arrested as such. An assasin cannot do that, a killer can just kill, plain and simple. A hacker is a multi-purpose serial killer working internationally without restraint, it's far WORSE than a killer.
TheYouSphere 2 years ago
@TheYouSphere But then they'll try to find an investigating detective, who doesn't know a shit about the case, and physical evidence, which doesn't exist, and they'll have to release you. Though the experience of going through the whole thing is going to be less then pleasurable ))
klin1klinom 1 year ago
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Oh, funny LOL
Kienlanhdao 3 years ago
stupid video
358423 3 years ago 7
stupid ad for sure man!
KYPBA 4 years ago 5
All i can say is "Hack The Motherfuckin Planet!" you may stop this individual but you cannot stop us all... Isn't Cisco protecting your network an oxymoron? Cuz everyone already knows cisco sucks and has ZERO protection against linux based systems.
sethsevaroth 4 years ago 3
YEAH!!
thablackmarkit 3 years ago
This advertisement did not say those hackers are from Russia. Why you so mad?
daniel345345345 3 years ago
uniforms of guardians/police officers (?!) look like ceremonial parade dresses of Red Army!! And that's soooo stupid...
its all based on poor stereotypes.
SteelyWeasel 3 years ago 6
You're mistaken, it's the best commercial on TV in a very long long time...
TheYouSphere 2 years ago
hey did u c those police men their dress looks like rusian police men
santhoshthegr8 3 years ago
@santhoshthegr8
Hmm....you must have missed the title and description about "Russian style".
vbpeepee 1 year ago