This is what happens when you don't hire real voice actors for your game!
ladygodia 1 week ago
Like poetry. Good for the speaking! Voice Acting initiate!
blu3vibration 4 months ago
holy sentence fragments Batman! ;)
Thanquol83 5 months ago
Did they borrow some high school kid's essay for the script?
NYtassu 7 months ago
What the hell is this game about?
MonochromeTrouble 9 months ago
Love how the voice actor for Niigi tries to correct the dialogue on her own. I still have no clue what the story is about though.
DoveAlexa 10 months ago
OK MOMMY HERE I COME
uumdi 1 year ago
Stop it Tomb Raiders!
Lol
batosai370 1 year ago
They could have just changed the region lock on the japanese version (leaving everything intact) and the game would make just as much sense as this.
personaMC 1 year ago
It's like Tommy Wiseau's The Room: the video game.
EctInc 1 year ago 3
I'd educate them, but they're dead.
Why exactly don't localization teams have programmers who can rewrite the written work?
EctInc 1 year ago
I bought this game a few weeks ago... I'm proud to own what could be the worst game dub yet! hahaha...
dojomojomofo 1 year ago
Talking upload? Watching danger in this sky. Many people can't accept. Get off of it!
64Commodus 1 year ago
When that girl said "My boss spend you?" It was like she was confused at the script! XD
VaatiOfDarkness 2 years ago 2
"OH NO!!! My boss spend you?"
Gaian000 2 years ago
you can tell that the voice actors take this so seriously.
leonflash 2 years ago
"I've gotten better."
"Oh, you're the fool."
"Heh heh."
"I must be ancient."
What the hell is that even supposed to mean?
insomniabelow 2 years ago 9
Damn this game dialog are great, try recording the girl how stop time and the ninja next time, they are freaking hilarious xD
LordEdge19 2 years ago
Oh my god, I'm super confused.
weofparadigm 2 years ago
Niigi: Before meeting guys, I'll finish errands.
Fumiko: What errands?
Niigi: To blast the castle! Who are you?
Me: What the heck are you two talking about?
mab5458 3 years ago 3
"Oh no! My boss spend you?"
Gaian000 3 years ago
To BLAST THE CASTLE! Who are you?
*rolls on floor, laughing until sides ache and I hit a wall*
VanillaHead 3 years ago 4
oh man I own this game and I think Ko is the king of the hilarious and awesome lines
dkolb 3 years ago
"Before Meeting guys, I'll finish errands."
"What errands?"
"To BLAST THE CASTLE, who are you?"
.......that didn't even make a bit of sense.
Twilitblack 3 years ago 3
But you GOTTA love it =3
VanillaHead 3 years ago
This is what happens when you don't hire real voice actors for your game!
ladygodia 1 week ago
Like poetry. Good for the speaking! Voice Acting initiate!
blu3vibration 4 months ago
holy sentence fragments Batman! ;)
Thanquol83 5 months ago
Did they borrow some high school kid's essay for the script?
NYtassu 7 months ago
What the hell is this game about?
MonochromeTrouble 9 months ago
Love how the voice actor for Niigi tries to correct the dialogue on her own. I still have no clue what the story is about though.
DoveAlexa 10 months ago
OK MOMMY HERE I COME
uumdi 1 year ago
Stop it Tomb Raiders!
Lol
batosai370 1 year ago
They could have just changed the region lock on the japanese version (leaving everything intact) and the game would make just as much sense as this.
personaMC 1 year ago
It's like Tommy Wiseau's The Room: the video game.
EctInc 1 year ago 3
I'd educate them, but they're dead.
Why exactly don't localization teams have programmers who can rewrite the written work?
EctInc 1 year ago
I bought this game a few weeks ago... I'm proud to own what could be the worst game dub yet! hahaha...
dojomojomofo 1 year ago
Talking upload? Watching danger in this sky. Many people can't accept. Get off of it!
64Commodus 1 year ago
When that girl said "My boss spend you?" It was like she was confused at the script! XD
VaatiOfDarkness 2 years ago 2
"OH NO!!! My boss spend you?"
Gaian000 2 years ago
you can tell that the voice actors take this so seriously.
leonflash 2 years ago
"I've gotten better."
"Oh, you're the fool."
"Heh heh."
"I must be ancient."
What the hell is that even supposed to mean?
insomniabelow 2 years ago 9
Damn this game dialog are great, try recording the girl how stop time and the ninja next time, they are freaking hilarious xD
LordEdge19 2 years ago
Oh my god, I'm super confused.
weofparadigm 2 years ago
Niigi: Before meeting guys, I'll finish errands.
Fumiko: What errands?
Niigi: To blast the castle! Who are you?
Me: What the heck are you two talking about?
mab5458 3 years ago 3
"Oh no! My boss spend you?"
Gaian000 3 years ago
To BLAST THE CASTLE! Who are you?
*rolls on floor, laughing until sides ache and I hit a wall*
VanillaHead 3 years ago 4
oh man I own this game and I think Ko is the king of the hilarious and awesome lines
dkolb 3 years ago
"Before Meeting guys, I'll finish errands."
"What errands?"
"To BLAST THE CASTLE, who are you?"
.......that didn't even make a bit of sense.
Twilitblack 3 years ago 3
But you GOTTA love it =3
VanillaHead 3 years ago