Benny Hill - Ernie the fastest milkman in the west

[joeizhere]

Why do you have to swear, I must say that you represent yourself in disgrace.

[tonymontana1974]

Benny hill was shit and if you think this is funny your fucking retarded.

[doctorwhoboff]

lol

[vastariner]

Sampling another song, rhythmic spoken word rhymes, boasts of sexual intercourse and murder? Benny Hill = father of gangsta rap.

[LiwamGeebon]

lol

[pault1964]

filmed in vicerage road

[tjcarr70]

pork pies. Just cannot get em here in Oz :(

[maLy012]

God I love Benny Hill!!!!

My dumb friends says he's not funny but i always lmao!!

[highrisetim]

This takes me back

[ChrisAT1992]

I miss glass milk bottles !

Has anybody else in the UK had them replaced with plastic ? I know very few who have glass.

I'm a teen, not exactly an old man ! Even I'm cheesed with that council / government decision.

[Buzza18]

Yeah we get them in glass bottles still :D lol

[501stcaptainrex]

we still got glass milk bottles

and also very thick milk delivers

[gobbygirl77]

I remember those big bottles of milk! lol, you can't get them now, but Benny Hill, genius!

[novalee66]

God Bless Benny Hill, what a Genius.

[katmusic2006]

of all the episodes i've seen of the benny hill show, i have NEVER seen this little nugget before!! i am so honored.

[501stcaptainrex]

good old strawberry flavored yoghurts

[Laguna165]

Pure genius ! Benny Hill a real legend.

Wish Ted hadn't kicked the horse though !

[nuipret]

great memories of a great man. the world's funniest guy, benny hill. rip mate.

[darkmagician998]

lol I want to die by being hit by "the concrete hardened crust of a stale pork pie" seems lie a fun way to go.

[89check89]

i love this!! ernie is so cool!!

[TheDoctor394]

It's Nasty Person!

[novalee66]

RIP benny, wat a legend

[JediAutobotX]

CLASSIC SONG! :D

[adder133]

i havent heard tis song for years. such an adictive tune

[octopibingo]

A tribute or rip-off of "Irving, the 161st fastest gun, in the west" from 'When You're in Love the Whole World is Jewish.'

[eggll003]

Awsome Song

Benny Hill is a true legend

[pigsbishop99]

To all those cool guys with their baseball hats the wrong way round, Benny Hill did it first!!

[BottomBoosh]

Where's the beef

[19echo07]

i never realised he was the toymaker in citty citty bang bang

[Jeorney]

I use this song as an mp3 ringtone when my Dad calls. Poor Ernie!

Our Milkman delivered this song to us in form of a square floppy vinyl record. The original floppy disc !

[Molossian]

Benny Hill was considered better than Monty Python by two TV stations (WOR and WLVI (books like The Benny Hill Story, by John Smith, show this!). And Hill was considered funniest man in the whole UK in a 1983 Current Biography article!

[prettybrighteyes]

best song in the universe haha

[cronauer1985]

its horrid how the beeb treated benny. great comic. Miss seeing him on tv. how about reruns?????

[Sarlucean]

A classic

[sieyk]

benny hill died when he was the same age as ernie freaky.

[cazzyweb]

I worked at Pye Records in Mitcham when this was released - I used to take record orders from shops over the phone...none of us there could believe how well this was selling! Every time we took an order the numbers for Ernie were going up and up! It was the xmas #1 for 1971....it was that kind of era!

[discreditor]

but the music is superb, a comedy song it maybe but superbly presented

[daved1963]

Benny lived 5 minutes walk from where i grew up. Tommy Cooper's mum had a shop not far away as well.

Two absolute legends.

[YORKIE230557]

Brilliant-Loved watching Benny Hill when i was younger-or was it just the girls i watched.lol.saucy bugga

[u2meshop]

Under the blood red sky, they stood there face to face ......and Ted went for his bun! But ernie was to quick, things didn't go the way Ted planned, an a strawberry flavoured yogurt sent it spinning from his hand........Class

[PirateSkip4]

We called our milkman "MrErnie" cause he use to rattle the bottles so early in the morning !!!!

[dan68king]

the best

[SaiyanShinobi666]

poor old ernie

[BooshFanGal]

HAHA it was on top of the pops

luvs it

[tmccak]

his name was ernie and he drove the fastest milkcart in the west... lol

[Isnudaldiev]

the best song of benny hill :D:D:D:D

[attishCZ]

they wont forget Benny...

[NWOBADNEWS]

CLASSIC BENNY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FLUORIDE POISONING ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you all need to have a look at the fluoride deception or have a look at my favourite video's for an eye opening lesson.

[hannahbell1996]

Used to listen to it in the car with my mummy and daddy when i was so little funny times...x

[thefloogadooga]

I love it....

[chitterchitter]

Ahh... Brilliant! The innuendo is incredible!! :)

[1diorama9]

WHA??? how did that make it to top of the pops??? what were the BBC thinking?

[HanDuran]

LMAO. This is amazing!

[Isnudaldiev]

I LIKE COUNTRY

[sleepyford55]

good god what memories and giggles

[Prestonboy]

The first song I remember on TOTP. Its a long time a ago now eh!

[axistrooper1]

hillarious

[kephai]

A legend, in Peru lot of people are fascinated by him...

[terrier57]

Quality! Great memories

[u2meshop]

I cant help hearing paul Merton in his voice.......

This is brilliant... lost on many!!

[neotronic]

i share his birthday, 21st January.. he was a private and brilliant man, and times lonley lost soul too.. be can;t we all claim that at times. rip always x

[ELLESblog]

lol ''and he didn't half kcik his horse, who's name was trigger, Trigerrrrrrrrr, and he pulled the fastest milkcart in the west.'' Lmfao.

[MegamanX4ThArmor]

Got this on a Open Reel Tape from my father.

[ottoass]

fuck... thats fantastic... damn, he was genious...

[tezgall]

fantastic come wrghty play it more on radio 2 2 2 2

[thebillington]

woooooo listen to this every morn on radio 2

[cyphreinc]

Pint ov Gold Top Please, Cheers!

[DawnIsNotCool]

first heard this on the radio this morning, loved it so much. me and my friend had an obsessed day with it =P

[MissGreenie]

I remember this from when I was a kid. My brother and I would beg dad to play this record on the "hi fi".... ah, the good old days!!

[myronmagnet]

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

[ArmyInfrantry]

makes me laugh every time. AMAZING :D

[kidderguy]

I'd love this played at my funeral

[Davidboskett]

same!

[beanieclockwise]

totally!

[lovelyangel2244]

this only shows how much comedy has gone down hill know... benny hill is a legend and will live on forever

[JOE624538]

GREAT..

[themuts01]

to b a kid back then was cool

[alorathegreat]

creepyest thing in the west lol:P

[WILDEMARTY]

THE GREAT BENNY HILL

[lukeovboro22]

trigger and who pulled the fastest milkcart in the west hahaha

[MikeDeesNuts]

Charlie Chaplin, was a fan of Benny Hill= he was invited to Chaplin's home in Switzerland by Chaplin's family and Hill discovered that Chaplin had a collection of his work on video. Hill was the first outside the family to be invited into Chaplin's private study. Burt Reynolds, Michael Caine, John Mortimer, Mickey Rooney, and Walter Cronkite, among others, expressed their admiration for Hill. 4- 21- 1992 the police found Hill deceased sitting in his armchair in front of the telly. I LOVE U

[m230690]

sadly he got a contract from central television for a new series of his show which thames axed

[torreslou]

Still funny 37 years on,am pissin meself

[ChappStickMan]

3:06 Ernieee lol

[drfarenheight]

he got his coco 3 times and emptied his sack 4 times there every week =]

[bournemouth1964]

I watched it when it first came out back in 1971. I was just 6 years old at the time.....

[triassicranger]

Oh, I remember watching this on TOTP2.

[chrisd1963]

I REMEMEBER IT ON TOTP 1 !!

I was 7

I think life was simpler then too

[Chopper894]

I bought this when I was 12. I knew all the words. Ahh life was simple then.

[highfIyerto]

who's name was Trigger and he pulled the fastest milkcart in the west . lol

[xoxjeffacakesxox]

im 15, and i prefer this to some of the msic i hear now...

[CrEaSoTe1]

lol

[karleyhansen]

LaughtOutfuckingLoud!!!

[spanks2you]

What can you say apart from BRILLIANT ! Stands the test of time. So very very typical of Benny Hill - an EXCEPTIONAL talent ! Such a loss !

[theguy5279]

Damn I just posted a video of this because i didn't think there were any on youtube!!

lol

[Sporeman33]

That is the best (and only) Benny Hill song i've ever heard.

[wildrosey]

My late uncle was called Ernie and he was a milkman in Devon and Cornwall in the 60s. He hated this song, bless his soul!! I love it though, for some reason my favourite line is "..and he didnt half kick his horse." :oD

[Chopper894]

He should have counted his blessings. He even had the accent I guess.

[gipcyy]

go on much

[NebulousOH]

so am i. Im 15 and i like him

[nscsc]

well im 15 and i love this stuff :D

[barbaricsol]

when all you get is re-makes "so-called" up-dates and re-hashed 70,s 80,s 90,s even 2007 songs no the music industry has killed itself by not looking for orignal artists who write there owen songs but hay anyone under 16 (which takes you back to 1992) will buy anything evne "singles" lets get back to reality music these days are re-cycled songs rip-offs nothing new unless like i said your under 16 and get your parents to fork out £4 for something that they,ve got on vynil in the attic

[FyreWyngz]

I love Benny but the reality is that he recycled a LOT of old Chaplin gags. I don't say that to take anything away from Benny because Chaplin basically recycled a lot of gags from his influences. The real problem today is that artists no longer emulate their influences but rather flat out copy them.

[barbaricsol]

was this really 1971 where have the yers gone and why cant we hear songs like this again....oh yeah we live in a world of x-factor 1 hit wonders....can someone get a time machine quick get me outta here

[crabtre123123]

legend!!

[BasingstokePSB]

stuff X-factor, this is what you want!

[messhhed]

lol

[arasch]

This song is about ejaculation and cuckoldry.

[renard801]

So, what is your point, arasch?

[arasch]

ERNIE ELS

[andoykids]

why dont u have the text so we can talk along in the desc.

[drizanuns]

lmfao.. classic..

[dubanddub]

1971 the year of the novelty song, clive dunn the pushbike song and many more.

[nombreelejido]

yeah!!!!!!!

[sidewaysid]

1971 actually

[sidewaysid]

1970 I know

[laidbackdoood]

This was the second record i bought after Rolf harris two little boys.7 or 8 years old.Long time ago,45 now!The b side was funny too,ting a ling a loo!

[jennylf5]

OH I LOVE THIS!!

[lovelyangel2244]

can any1 tell me what year this was made??

[lovelyangel2244]

ia it the 70's

[Mrsbogglewart]

71 I think?

[acceitunas]

So silly but ive laughed for England.

[SockBoy65]

Brillant as always Mr. Arthur Hawthorn-Hill (aka Benny) :)

[leicmick]

brilliant

[longboob]

if its not benny hill,its not funny

[nm1270]

Returning to the real world.Who is the actress playing Susie??

[deadduck101]

best song of the 20th centuary!!

[davewoking]

King benny.r.i.p.mate

[moroltox]

Hehe

I remember listening to this when I was little, shaped my childhood it did :P

[laughingladies]

I love this song. Its sooooo cool. (Y)

[Cujoshunt92Again]

fake

[terminat1]

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[mikethefoto]

Terminat

We all have imaginary friends, I just don't call mine Jesus!!

You need to get a grip on reality you sad halfwit.

I'll bet you think George is a true benevolent christian & all arabs are the spawn of the devil, or some such crap.

[woodie106]

get a life. the bible is just a story book. Just look at video & enjoy for what it's supposed to be - a bit of fun.

[TAPDoink]

The bible is quite the storybook, you know, like Lord of the Rings...

[1TtidnaB]

I bet Benny Hill fucked half of the girls in his series.

[Klloud1]

yeah probably not buddy, he was very proffessional. and also, god bless this funny, funny man. hilarious his is.

[blissturpin]

Ha ha ha! I just love you tube!!!

[jaffacakecow]

i love this

we all sing along every time!!

[WOODBINEXX]

ONE of bennys best records was "harvest of love" a hit in the early 60s in the uk,anyone able to put it on here???

[charmed1551]

it is on you tube just look

[MadTrapper1001]

I emigrated to Canada a few years after Benny Hill did this song, I have not heard this brilliant bit of Benny Hill in over thirty years, made me homesick. Its still as brilliant today as ever.

[lovelyangel2244]

he was a genius he didn't deseve 2 die the way he did i'm 15 and cant believe my friends havn't heard of him OMG

rip benny

be 4ever missed yr legend will live 4ever

[Klloud1]

17, and my father is the only one i know whose heard of him and liked him. whas wrong with the world today! all caught up in their rap music, and such. i don't understand, and im part of the generation! give me an old movie and a recliner anyday! praise Arthur Hill!

[storrs19]

Amen! This is classic and we need more of it today. Television and music is in s sad state with very little of anything quality. This video is priceless!

[HideFromTheSun9313]

Aww i used 2 love this XD still do LOL

[Irishguy20008]

Do you all know that Benny Hill beat Peter Sellers for a role on stage and we know how difficult Sellers was to beat.

Benny Hill very very funny.Benny Hill was and is the best.

[ghandisandal]

RIP Benny

There wont be another one like you again

[garethwarbrick]

One of the best songs by the best in the world. I bet he has been making all the people in spirt laugh. R.I.P

[portbalto]

Benny Hill was a genius!

[michaelwright999]

watched it when it came out 1970 ? I still laugh at it.

[fateupagainstyourwil]

That was a horrible waste of 3 minutes and 57 seconds. I always fall for it.

[Sabatinitennis]

and this song gave richard littlejohn in the daily mail one of his best articles last year - check it out ... it's awesome.

[bobgrantsbus]

Benny Hill a talented song and sketch writer who was only really appreciated after he died.

The PC brigade who pushed him off the tv where are their alternatives now.

[drewzimmm]

the guy

[shiftydoggy]

u cant beat benny hill r.i.p.

dearly missed

[Pailandspade12]

Fantastic song...Bennyhill does it for me

[TW3Bee]

Great Stuff, thanks for posting it.

[supcom111]

the best comedian ever lived..though ive never seen any of his shows..im judging him from this song lol

[tiddleepom]

I mean what can you say !!! One of the all time classics !!!!

[maxtracah]

I love...BENNY HILL...Who is with me?...G`Day from OZ!!!

[eggll003]

great song love it :)

[supcom111]

on there wedding night and they lay in there bed ...why the hell are they wearing normal clothes lol

[emptysoul31]

Are you seriously suggesting that the rest of this makes any sense? XD

Just love it for what it is: Fantastic!

[Uglymik]

Benny Rules!!!!

[mrdee11091]

what a gem benny would be proud to be remebered this way thanks for the post

[Dremml]

One of the greatest Comedians ever lived.

Greetz from Germany

[denmark555]

Benny Hill was a brilliant artist......

[MrSteveUtah]

Brilliant Says Steve

[tonedeale]

Hot rolls in the morning and crumpet every night.

Thanks for the memories.

[robcas123]

in the original song ernie's age of death was 68, thw same age when benny hill died.

[storrs19]

What a wonderful music video from Benny. Too bad it was not included on any of the A&E sets:( Thanks for posting this lost gem.