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  • How did I even get onto this.

  • All I can think of is "Mmmmkayyyyyyyy".

  • seems legit.

  • This isnt funny.

  • @takalua911 No, you're right. It's hilarious.

  • @takalua911 Most of us think otherwise.

  • im rich i do what i want, so fuck you

  • Bahaha! so dumb, but funny!

    

  • 73 people had their tits cut off with a lawnmower

  • BAHAHA wtf is this

    i want summer bay slaughter 3 to come out

  • UNI HOLE!

  • i could cut your tits off with a lawnmower and nobody gives a shit because im Dr phil

  • hahahah i wish do phill actually talked like that, id totally watch his show

  • This video sucks. I couldn't even sit through thirty seconds of it. Don't get me wrong- I'm no fan of Dr. Phil, but there's only so much of that sort of language you can hear before you want to smash your computer in its face.

  • @immuroi Shutup

  • @immuroi

    You must be new here.

  • Best use of O'fortuna since my epic imaginary sword fight in the mall last week.

  • i cud cut yer tits off right here right now, with a lawnmower

  • HOWDY YA'LL

  • yay i love doctir fil i wached his showe 1 tim and i sore him be meen to sum piple

  • @specializednz Was it a special episode on being illiterate? Because you would have lost your shit.

  • @specializednz FFS learn to spell.

  • Black dude making this voice

  • TRANSCRIBE AUDIO

    THIS WOMAN ISLAM ALD DOG CRAP

  • The girl's kinda nice. Look's like the girl from arrested deveopment

  • Is that Ivan Milat at the end? I think so!

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  • 68 people got cut a unihole.

  • lmfao once again mr doodleburger has made my fucking day

  • sounds ray William Johnson's drag queen's voice

  • mr mackey

  • FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • @Odynophonia obviously dumb fuck ..

  • @Odynophonia seriously???  dumb fuck

  • That's funny shit bro I love that I can't get enough

  • stop saying fake u fukin retards no shit its fake wow.

  • fake

  • @Odynophonia Duuhhhhh lol

  • @Odynophonia well duh, of course it's a fake. can't you tell by how nice DrPhil is being.

  • @Odynophonia no fucking shit

  • @Odynophonia Oh dear lord thank goodness for that, I was about to give a complaint to dr phil for hitting that shit

  • fake

  • @xSfilmsX LOL

  • @xSfilmsX ROFLL

  • Hank Hill.

  • its hacka funny!

  • check out owlcityfan123123 vids there is a dr phill parody

  • People look at you and think this women is old dog crap!

  • @himynameisbobful I BET UR BLACK AINT ?

  • 65 people have uniholes

  • now lets make love LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 64 people have been operated on by Dr Phil.

  • Fuck mrdoodleburger you are a legend.

  • Fuk Dr. Phil

  • 'no description available'

    yeah, that sounds about right

  • Now lets make love

  • hahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa i cant stop lashing

  • Do The LionKing, that'd be hilarious!

  • hahaha unihole

  • This is mean

  • He was like a shark. He was dead inside. He was evil and scary...

  • I say the unihole part to ewvery person who gives me a problem.

    They usually stare at me like "WTF"

  • sounds like mr macky frm south park lolol

  • LOLOLOLASODASJKLDNASKD

  • i could of done im am doctor im a fuck genuis

  • fuk wut this shits worse when ur durnk!\

  • 57 people had their tits cut off right here right now with a lawnmower and nobody cared.

  • i feel bad laughing for this lol

  • That's pretty shit... stick to your Australian ones Mrcocksandwich

  • @MrBoxinB Fuck off cunt. I'll give you a unihole.

  • shes actually a herion addict LOL why u wanna make love

  • finally dr. phil is making sense!

  • im doctor phil.... and your an old piece of dog crap!

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!111 "im doctor phill"

  • I invented the unihole back in 76, I called it the Jim Morrison because I would break on through to the other side, later I patented it as the Vaganus.

  • unihole, that's some human centipede shit...

  • i know its a good video but why is nearly every comment a fucking quote from the video

  • "I could have done it im a dr. dr phil.."

  • DIS WUMAN, IS LYK OLD DAWG KRAP.

  • and now, you're tryna make a cunt outta me, cause i wanted to hit that shit. well FUUUUUUCK YOU!

  • I will kill you if you fuck with me again okay now lets make love

    LMAO

  • "Eww, its all white and crusty, i dont wanna play with that shit"

  • the funniest bit is seeing her nodding and agreeeing lmao

  • 'ill kill you if you fuck with me ever again, now lets make love'

    i use this line to pick up chicks

  • THE BEST VIDEO BY MR.DOODLEBURGER.

  • "People see old dog crap on da street and they're like ewww it's all white and crusty I dun wanna play with that shit!"

  • i could cut your tits off right here right now with a lawnmower, nobody cares, coz i'm doctor phil and you're an old piece of dog crap. HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHA

  • @lol97d How original

  • fuck the annoying orange man

  • stick to alf doodleburger this is bad compared to your over vids

  • (After the unihole convo) "IS ONE BIG NASTY MESS, I COULD'VE DONE IT, IM A DR. IM DOCTOR PHIL

  • Talks JUST like Kenny Powers

  • 52 uniholes

  • "ew its all white and crusty, i wont play with that shit"

  • "I could cut your tit's off, right here, right now, with a lawn mower." Using this comeback on someone tomorrow =D

  • @pjoach09 It'd be a shame if they said do it.

  • @immaturekuntz used it with one of my mates in philosophy... he didn't know what hit him =P (not literally)

  • @pjoach09 that is sick lol that's too much

  • lmao, unihole!

  • 1:14

    SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR LITTLE CROWN BITCH AND GET OVER IT BITCH! I WILL ,KILL YOU IF YOU FUCK WITH ME EVER AGAIN

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  • .. now lets make love!

  • "It's quite easy." xD

  • WATCH 2CUNTSFUCKINUP VIDOES THERE SOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN FUNNY

  • alright so let me explain this to y'all. This is essentially a satire of american culture and how those in positions of influence and power seem are respected and revered. Yet the reality is that they are simply narcissistic sociopaths who behind their cloak of decency possess shallow twisted psyches that serve their own fretful needs but they get away with it cos they are a "good 'ol boy' christian patriots. In short, it underlines why the entire USofA is basically in the shit hole.

  • @iamleothelioness yeah i was just gonna say its just a piss take, but lets run with your explaination haha :)

  • i could cut you're tits off with right here, right now with a lawnmower.

  • @jkdcv111

    Nobody cares.. cuz I'm dr phil, and you're an old piece of dawg crap, and thats the end of the story!

  • IM A DOCTOR 

  • hahahaha this is so fucking entertaining :D

    make more, bro

  • well fuck you im dr phil.

  • hahaha, girl voice is the best

  • lmao

  • i coulda dunnit, im a doctor, im doctor phil, its quite easy.

  • where was that other dr phil video that one was hektik

  • uni hole

  • watch?v=BA8ECVc8ZXQ

    

  • ehhhh not as much of a fan of this asi was for hey dad and alf.

    Still, keep up the good work :)

  • i bet the real Dr Phil thinks like this too

  • This woman is like old dog crap. Now old dog crap..when people see it on the street they say ew it's all white and crusty I don wanna play with that shit and now you're tryna make a cunt out of me becos I wanted to hit that shit well fuck you

  • Oh dear, Jumped the Shark.I wish I had more hands so I could give Mr Doodleburgers mantittys 4 thumbs down, sniffy sniffy

  • 'i could cut your tits off right here right now.. with a lawnmower!'

    amazing.

  • im mr garrison mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkkkkkkkkkkkkk mkkkkkkkk mkkkkk u the fucking best mr doodle burger mmmmkkkkkkk thank you mr doodleburger mkkk lol

    love alf stewart from doodleburger

  • Mr Garrison?

  • your the fucking best doodleburger

  • haha :D cool dude

  • whats the music at the end?

  • @RubberBandProduction O Fortuna

  • LMFAO!

  • "this woman is like old dog crap, ok, now old dog crap you see it in the street an theyre like ew its all white and crutsy, i wont play with that shit, ok. and now u tryna make a con outa me cuz i wanted to hit that shit. well fuck u"

  • looooooooooooooooooooool

  • the thing that scared me most about doctor phil was looking into his eyes... his like a shark... he's dead inside hes evil.... and scary

  • so fu*#in funny. f#*k anyone who doesnt think this is hilarious

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  • this isnt real doodleburger he is hilarious and u suck ur a shitty pretender

  • @rumanca88 fucking cockhead

  • @rumanca88 it is him dumb fuck look at his name

  • @rumanca88 Dude it was uploaded by him look

  • Sounds like that guy from South Park

  • 39 people have uniholes

  • @evilkillerpenguin *49 people*

  • @evilkillerpenguin 59 now

  • Im rich, I do what I want, I got my own show, and im a doctor

  • i could cut your tits off right here right now with a lawnmower nobody cares beacuse im Dr Phil and your an old piece of dog crap EPIC

  • your so talented...

  • get over it bitch, now lets make loveeeee

  • holy shit this is the most offensive doodleburger vid ever, sorry i mean the best

  • thumbs up if you think he sound like Mr Mackie the school councillor or south park :L:L:L:L

  • "Now lets make love"... That line made me laugh so hard I choked on my beer.

  • lol i loved hows the audio and video sncyed

  • That is what dr phil thinks i his head, what he wants to say.

  • hahahahahahahaha fucking amazing

  • You cut the vagina into the anus and make one big bloody hole

  • lol not bad doodle!!! funny shit, i was thinkin of u doin a dr phil b4 i saw this!!

  • Ahahah Thumbs up if you reckon doodleburger should make more dr phil dubs!~

  • I can cut your tits off with a lawn mower because I'm a doctor, I can do shit.

  • im a doctor, im a fukin genius

  • this guy is so funny

  • i could cut your tits off right here right now with a lawn mower nobody cares LOL

  • an dey like eeooww its all white an crusty i dont wana play wit dat shit

  • ima fuck-en genous alright?

  • dr phil is actually a mechanic not a dr

  • ive never laughed harder in my life. this video is epic and should be in top 10 best videos, hahaha unihole

  • @tubahsfouryoo nah doodleburger 7 yearold is much more funnier xD

  • This is the best video ever made.

  • they look at you and they think tht women is old dog shit!

  • Did she come good ?

  • I will kill you if u fuk with me ever again hahha so funny video