This video sucks. I couldn't even sit through thirty seconds of it. Don't get me wrong- I'm no fan of Dr. Phil, but there's only so much of that sort of language you can hear before you want to smash your computer in its face.
I invented the unihole back in 76, I called it the Jim Morrison because I would break on through to the other side, later I patented it as the Vaganus.
i could cut your tits off right here right now with a lawnmower, nobody cares, coz i'm doctor phil and you're an old piece of dog crap. HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHA
IN HERE TODAYYY TO TRY TO MAKE A FOOL OUTA ME CUS I SHOWED YOU SOME TENDER LOVE WITH A LIL BIT OF SALT ON IT WELL FUCK YOU!! MOKAYY..
PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU RIGHT.. AND THEY THINK.. THIS WOMEN IS LIKE OLD DOG CRAP! MOKAYY. NOW OLD DOG CRAP U SEE THAT ON THE STREET AND UR LIKE EWW THATS ALL WHITE AND CRUSTY I WONT PLAY WITH THAT SHIT MOKAYY AND NOW YOU TRY MAKE A CUNT OUT OF ME CAUSE I WANTED TO HIT THAT SHIT....WELL FUCK YOU IM DR.PHIL.
alright so let me explain this to y'all. This is essentially a satire of american culture and how those in positions of influence and power seem are respected and revered. Yet the reality is that they are simply narcissistic sociopaths who behind their cloak of decency possess shallow twisted psyches that serve their own fretful needs but they get away with it cos they are a "good 'ol boy' christian patriots. In short, it underlines why the entire USofA is basically in the shit hole.
This woman is like old dog crap. Now old dog crap..when people see it on the street they say ew it's all white and crusty I don wanna play with that shit and now you're tryna make a cunt out of me becos I wanted to hit that shit well fuck you
"this woman is like old dog crap, ok, now old dog crap you see it in the street an theyre like ew its all white and crutsy, i wont play with that shit, ok. and now u tryna make a con outa me cuz i wanted to hit that shit. well fuck u"
How did I even get onto this.
SharniSpiderman 3 days ago
All I can think of is "Mmmmkayyyyyyyy".
aimeerichardsify 1 week ago 4
seems legit.
Stan844 2 weeks ago
This isnt funny.
takalua911 2 weeks ago
@takalua911 No, you're right. It's hilarious.
littleritchie 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@takalua911 Most of us think otherwise.
MusicalAndTall 1 week ago
im rich i do what i want, so fuck you
Shro0mzPK 4 weeks ago
Bahaha! so dumb, but funny!
Liddz 1 month ago
73 people had their tits cut off with a lawnmower
thejamrider 1 month ago 8
BAHAHA wtf is this
i want summer bay slaughter 3 to come out
11330066550066 1 month ago
UNI HOLE!
chocdaddy14 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i could cut your tits off with a lawnmower and nobody gives a shit because im Dr phil
Flameboy2278 1 month ago
hahahah i wish do phill actually talked like that, id totally watch his show
siebenny 1 month ago
This video sucks. I couldn't even sit through thirty seconds of it. Don't get me wrong- I'm no fan of Dr. Phil, but there's only so much of that sort of language you can hear before you want to smash your computer in its face.
immuroi 1 month ago
@immuroi Shutup
MaGiiksBeast 1 month ago
@immuroi
You must be new here.
guatahala 2 weeks ago
Best use of O'fortuna since my epic imaginary sword fight in the mall last week.
LabratTremulous 2 months ago
i cud cut yer tits off right here right now, with a lawnmower
SuperCardboardboxman 2 months ago
HOWDY YA'LL
DynomiteKid65 2 months ago
yay i love doctir fil i wached his showe 1 tim and i sore him be meen to sum piple
specializednz 2 months ago
@specializednz Was it a special episode on being illiterate? Because you would have lost your shit.
eddievdg1 2 months ago
@specializednz FFS learn to spell.
fuzzyhead562 2 months ago in playlist More videos from MrDoodleburger
Black dude making this voice
lee300492 2 months ago in playlist More videos from MrDoodleburger
TRANSCRIBE AUDIO
THIS WOMAN ISLAM ALD DOG CRAP
AdamDayMusic 2 months ago
The girl's kinda nice. Look's like the girl from arrested deveopment
MrMKGiant23 3 months ago
Is that Ivan Milat at the end? I think so!
KiIIShift 3 months ago
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"I will kill you if you ever fuck with me ever again" hahahaha
razorboy6666 3 months ago
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razorboy6666 3 months ago
68 people got cut a unihole.
RaaYzR 3 months ago
lmfao once again mr doodleburger has made my fucking day
failatlifekid 4 months ago
sounds ray William Johnson's drag queen's voice
TheKevzz11 4 months ago
mr mackey
OLDfruT 5 months ago
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this week on dawkter fuill!
Zakoria333 5 months ago
FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Odynophonia 5 months ago
@Odynophonia obviously dumb fuck ..
mavenger3000 4 months ago
@Odynophonia seriously??? dumb fuck
SheepyLib 3 months ago
That's funny shit bro I love that I can't get enough
CUMSHOT98 5 months ago
stop saying fake u fukin retards no shit its fake wow.
DavoMatee 5 months ago
fake
Odynophonia 5 months ago
@Odynophonia Duuhhhhh lol
AngelwingRinn 5 months ago
@Odynophonia well duh, of course it's a fake. can't you tell by how nice DrPhil is being.
TrangulumAustrale 5 months ago
@Odynophonia no fucking shit
MyBINXY 5 months ago 17
@Odynophonia Oh dear lord thank goodness for that, I was about to give a complaint to dr phil for hitting that shit
littleritchie 3 months ago
fake
xSfilmsX 5 months ago
@xSfilmsX LOL
PsychosocialFREAK01 5 months ago
@xSfilmsX ROFLL
cicek6 5 months ago
Hank Hill.
MrJonafriend 5 months ago
its hacka funny!
fwanel 5 months ago
check out owlcityfan123123 vids there is a dr phill parody
fwanel 5 months ago
People look at you and think this women is old dog crap!
MyChodeface 6 months ago
@himynameisbobful I BET UR BLACK AINT ?
MyChodeface 6 months ago
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im going to give u a medal
dondopen 6 months ago
65 people have uniholes
WeGOTCockFrogs 6 months ago
now lets make love LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NeRaTation 6 months ago
64 people have been operated on by Dr Phil.
67584ah 6 months ago
Fuck mrdoodleburger you are a legend.
NickFccuk 6 months ago
Fuk Dr. Phil
EseGu3ro 6 months ago
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yeah, that sounds about right
sturniboy 6 months ago 120
Now lets make love
TheAMC338 6 months ago
hahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa i cant stop lashing
games1234ful 6 months ago
Do The LionKing, that'd be hilarious!
LuigiFletcher2012 7 months ago 2
hahaha unihole
OMBIC 7 months ago
This is mean
zwinkyecstasy 7 months ago
He was like a shark. He was dead inside. He was evil and scary...
JonLambert89 7 months ago 3
I say the unihole part to ewvery person who gives me a problem.
They usually stare at me like "WTF"
SONICchick113 7 months ago
sounds like mr macky frm south park lolol
HelterSkelterSOR 7 months ago
LOLOLOLASODASJKLDNASKD
linenlines 7 months ago
i could of done im am doctor im a fuck genuis
MultiJizzed 7 months ago
fuk wut this shits worse when ur durnk!\
delta3eight 7 months ago
57 people had their tits cut off right here right now with a lawnmower and nobody cared.
slave145 8 months ago 6
i feel bad laughing for this lol
ManyVideosforyou 8 months ago
That's pretty shit... stick to your Australian ones Mrcocksandwich
MrBoxinB 8 months ago
@MrBoxinB Fuck off cunt. I'll give you a unihole.
NickFccuk 6 months ago
shes actually a herion addict LOL why u wanna make love
planetburn 8 months ago
finally dr. phil is making sense!
AirwaveAwakening 8 months ago
im doctor phil.... and your an old piece of dog crap!
MyNicky2009 8 months ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!111 "im doctor phill"
MustyTheMwate 8 months ago
I invented the unihole back in 76, I called it the Jim Morrison because I would break on through to the other side, later I patented it as the Vaganus.
wwwIGETBANNEDcom 8 months ago 2
unihole, that's some human centipede shit...
UberMetallMaschine 8 months ago
i know its a good video but why is nearly every comment a fucking quote from the video
farts537 8 months ago 3
"I could have done it im a dr. dr phil.."
TheGstar1985 8 months ago
DIS WUMAN, IS LYK OLD DAWG KRAP.
wrestlingwreslting 8 months ago
and now, you're tryna make a cunt outta me, cause i wanted to hit that shit. well FUUUUUUCK YOU!
uncleticklefingers69 8 months ago
I will kill you if you fuck with me again okay now lets make love
LMAO
MrIlive4metal 8 months ago
"Eww, its all white and crusty, i dont wanna play with that shit"
TheKingbueno 9 months ago
the funniest bit is seeing her nodding and agreeeing lmao
denaayy 9 months ago
'ill kill you if you fuck with me ever again, now lets make love'
i use this line to pick up chicks
sturniboy 9 months ago 6
THE BEST VIDEO BY MR.DOODLEBURGER.
and1rew96 9 months ago
"People see old dog crap on da street and they're like ewww it's all white and crusty I dun wanna play with that shit!"
HagridsProductions 9 months ago
i could cut your tits off right here right now with a lawnmower, nobody cares, coz i'm doctor phil and you're an old piece of dog crap. HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHA
maxyboii93 9 months ago
@lol97d How original
sliceofcustardtart 9 months ago
fuck the annoying orange man
wangchong94 9 months ago
stick to alf doodleburger this is bad compared to your over vids
2291chainsaw 9 months ago
(After the unihole convo) "IS ONE BIG NASTY MESS, I COULD'VE DONE IT, IM A DR. IM DOCTOR PHIL
indoShuffler1 9 months ago
Talks JUST like Kenny Powers
Silko3000 9 months ago
52 uniholes
pjoach09 9 months ago
"ew its all white and crusty, i wont play with that shit"
IIxHarbinger 9 months ago
"I could cut your tit's off, right here, right now, with a lawn mower." Using this comeback on someone tomorrow =D
pjoach09 10 months ago 2
@pjoach09 It'd be a shame if they said do it.
immaturekuntz 10 months ago
@immaturekuntz used it with one of my mates in philosophy... he didn't know what hit him =P (not literally)
pjoach09 9 months ago
@pjoach09 that is sick lol that's too much
emoondacase 9 months ago
lmao, unihole!
zgitzoid 10 months ago
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SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR LITTLE CROWN BITCH AND GET OVER IT BITCH! I WILL ,KILL YOU IF YOU FUCK WITH ME EVER AGAIN
ShaDoWxGFX 10 months ago
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THIS WEEK OF DR PHIIL
IN HERE TODAYYY TO TRY TO MAKE A FOOL OUTA ME CUS I SHOWED YOU SOME TENDER LOVE WITH A LIL BIT OF SALT ON IT WELL FUCK YOU!! MOKAYY..
PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU RIGHT.. AND THEY THINK.. THIS WOMEN IS LIKE OLD DOG CRAP! MOKAYY. NOW OLD DOG CRAP U SEE THAT ON THE STREET AND UR LIKE EWW THATS ALL WHITE AND CRUSTY I WONT PLAY WITH THAT SHIT MOKAYY AND NOW YOU TRY MAKE A CUNT OUT OF ME CAUSE I WANTED TO HIT THAT SHIT....WELL FUCK YOU IM DR.PHIL.
I COULDA PUIT SCISCOR INSIDE YOUR
ShaDoWxGFX 10 months ago
.. now lets make love!
NewEraOfCorruption 10 months ago
"It's quite easy." xD
MrToftheL 10 months ago
WATCH 2CUNTSFUCKINUP VIDOES THERE SOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN FUNNY
imthebestbro1 10 months ago
alright so let me explain this to y'all. This is essentially a satire of american culture and how those in positions of influence and power seem are respected and revered. Yet the reality is that they are simply narcissistic sociopaths who behind their cloak of decency possess shallow twisted psyches that serve their own fretful needs but they get away with it cos they are a "good 'ol boy' christian patriots. In short, it underlines why the entire USofA is basically in the shit hole.
iamleothelioness 10 months ago
@iamleothelioness yeah i was just gonna say its just a piss take, but lets run with your explaination haha :)
rosscoman86 10 months ago
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WATCH MY FUNNY AS FUCK VIDEOS FUCKING UP IN CLASS
2cuntsfuckinup 11 months ago
i could cut you're tits off with right here, right now with a lawnmower.
jkdcv111 11 months ago 5
@jkdcv111
Nobody cares.. cuz I'm dr phil, and you're an old piece of dawg crap, and thats the end of the story!
uncleticklefingers69 8 months ago
IM A DOCTOR
tacomuffinzzz 11 months ago
hahahaha this is so fucking entertaining :D
make more, bro
urbreakinmyballsdude 11 months ago
well fuck you im dr phil.
jorocksxx 11 months ago
hahaha, girl voice is the best
redsxz2007 11 months ago
lmao
Mello86 11 months ago
i coulda dunnit, im a doctor, im doctor phil, its quite easy.
surfskate1995 11 months ago 5
where was that other dr phil video that one was hektik
benny704 11 months ago
uni hole
rottweilerdog10 11 months ago
watch?v=BA8ECVc8ZXQ
TimFoxhall 11 months ago
ehhhh not as much of a fan of this asi was for hey dad and alf.
Still, keep up the good work :)
LeadFarmer11 11 months ago
i bet the real Dr Phil thinks like this too
MrAussiebloke12345 11 months ago
This woman is like old dog crap. Now old dog crap..when people see it on the street they say ew it's all white and crusty I don wanna play with that shit and now you're tryna make a cunt out of me becos I wanted to hit that shit well fuck you
Shazgi 11 months ago
Oh dear, Jumped the Shark.I wish I had more hands so I could give Mr Doodleburgers mantittys 4 thumbs down, sniffy sniffy
jaffa74 11 months ago
'i could cut your tits off right here right now.. with a lawnmower!'
amazing.
NewEraOfCorruption 1 year ago 4
im mr garrison mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkkkkkkkkkkkkk mkkkkkkkk mkkkkk u the fucking best mr doodle burger mmmmkkkkkkk thank you mr doodleburger mkkk lol
love alf stewart from doodleburger
stefo1998 1 year ago
Mr Garrison?
markfcukinrules 1 year ago
your the fucking best doodleburger
thelaziestmanalive5 1 year ago
haha :D cool dude
urbreakinmyballsdude 1 year ago
whats the music at the end?
RubberBandProduction 1 year ago
@RubberBandProduction O Fortuna
DeathMarchFury 1 year ago
LMFAO!
wdeadman49 1 year ago
"this woman is like old dog crap, ok, now old dog crap you see it in the street an theyre like ew its all white and crutsy, i wont play with that shit, ok. and now u tryna make a con outa me cuz i wanted to hit that shit. well fuck u"
croxley3000 1 year ago
looooooooooooooooooooool
lnterests 1 year ago
the thing that scared me most about doctor phil was looking into his eyes... his like a shark... he's dead inside hes evil.... and scary
autoobist 1 year ago
so fu*#in funny. f#*k anyone who doesnt think this is hilarious
faguar111 1 year ago
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RobertHalo3 1 year ago
this isnt real doodleburger he is hilarious and u suck ur a shitty pretender
rumanca88 1 year ago
@rumanca88 fucking cockhead
Crazy2Smo5h 1 year ago
@rumanca88 it is him dumb fuck look at his name
FoeUrAdoptid 1 year ago
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@rumanca88 yeh it is you stupid cunt.
llMiCKll 1 year ago
@rumanca88 Dude it was uploaded by him look
MrBitchonthepension 11 months ago
Sounds like that guy from South Park
mymumissostupid 1 year ago
39 people have uniholes
evilkillerpenguin 1 year ago 150
@evilkillerpenguin 44
kanelach1988 11 months ago
@evilkillerpenguin *49 people*
LYNCHIE1011 10 months ago
@evilkillerpenguin 59 now
keane217 8 months ago
Im rich, I do what I want, I got my own show, and im a doctor
themgoodpancakes 1 year ago
i could cut your tits off right here right now with a lawnmower nobody cares beacuse im Dr Phil and your an old piece of dog crap EPIC
XDcaptainXD 1 year ago
your so talented...
richeees123 1 year ago
get over it bitch, now lets make loveeeee
ElectricFog2009 1 year ago
holy shit this is the most offensive doodleburger vid ever, sorry i mean the best
joshuanic 1 year ago
thumbs up if you think he sound like Mr Mackie the school councillor or south park :L:L:L:L
iiGLITCHERx 1 year ago
"Now lets make love"... That line made me laugh so hard I choked on my beer.
TheFlicka28 1 year ago
lol i loved hows the audio and video sncyed
LadoInterscopeRecord 1 year ago
That is what dr phil thinks i his head, what he wants to say.
ZachariahM1234 1 year ago
hahahahahahahaha fucking amazing
uptofuckall 1 year ago
You cut the vagina into the anus and make one big bloody hole
mehemehe123 1 year ago
lol not bad doodle!!! funny shit, i was thinkin of u doin a dr phil b4 i saw this!!
kerrskis 1 year ago
Ahahah Thumbs up if you reckon doodleburger should make more dr phil dubs!~
BigRobbie63 1 year ago 3
I can cut your tits off with a lawn mower because I'm a doctor, I can do shit.
marbedaone 1 year ago 3
im a doctor, im a fukin genius
1me2me4me 1 year ago
this guy is so funny
DarthMuse 1 year ago
i could cut your tits off right here right now with a lawn mower nobody cares LOL
MegaAzazel666 1 year ago
an dey like eeooww its all white an crusty i dont wana play wit dat shit
LadoInterscopeRecord 1 year ago
ima fuck-en genous alright?
LadoInterscopeRecord 1 year ago
dr phil is actually a mechanic not a dr
jasano1234 1 year ago
ive never laughed harder in my life. this video is epic and should be in top 10 best videos, hahaha unihole
tubahsfouryoo 1 year ago
@tubahsfouryoo nah doodleburger 7 yearold is much more funnier xD
MrSnooppyStyle 1 year ago
This is the best video ever made.
jamiegantz96 1 year ago
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LET ME GO
w4lyfb 1 year ago
they look at you and they think tht women is old dog shit!
GAGAISMYMUM 1 year ago
Did she come good ?
roxansudo 1 year ago
I will kill you if u fuk with me ever again hahha so funny video
1clickdie 1 year ago