My mates have this game were they dare you to go into a shop and buy something weird. Usually the shop attendants don't understand why there's a group of teens laughing at the guy buying the three packets of cello tape, a six pack of cider, a box of condoms and a magazine on drills.
@Lizwig1 That's just because humans are proned to laugh when there's other people laughing as well, I still find the guy funny as hell without an audience. There are comedy shows on tv that do great without the laughing of an audience, like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and that's fuckin hilarious!
from 0:56 too 0:60 thats me but im 15 so not in thepub and i actaully had a fight with my best mate....we past out in the middle of it.so people say....
PS to all you trolls who are gonna use their sarcasim againts me....just because my mothe lets me drink while youre not even aloud to stay out until 6 oclock
@mafiamitzy its not ilegal when your 16 in australia infact youre aloud to smoke,have sex (with condom to prevent aids and pregnacy) <<<if your 16 hence most people drink,smoke,have sex.......very special.
@mafiamitzy its not ilegal when your 16 in australia infact youre aloud to smoke,have sex (with condom to prevent aids and pregnacy) <<<if your 16 hence most people drink,smoke,have sex at the age of 12 to 16.......sex is very special.
@Eshayzbra96 aloud = out loud, you absolute idiot. ALLOWED. TO ALLOW is a verb. aloud is A FUCKING ADVERB about the level of NOISE your hearing or making. ENGLISH is a very hard language, isn't it????
@AngelBiLove Calm the fuck down you fucking pissed of troll, so the fuck what if i got confused between two that doesn't mean i can't fucking spell aye retard? I know for a fact you have done the same thing but of course you're gonna deny it but we both know it's true. Stupid fuck no need to piss yourself and smack your head on the desk because OF THAT, god go fuck your english teacher. Trolllllllllllllllllllllllls these days.
from 0:56 too 0:60 thats me but im 15 so not in thepub and i actaully had a fight with my best mate....we past out in the middle of it.so people say....
haha wow, Ed Byrne's never been funnier! Stand up without all the live laughter seems like a totally different kettle of fish. Could potentially be a bit dry. His jokes were class though
Sum 41 is pop punk and in my opinion still gay, i hate trivuim!!!!, they are metal core posers!, metal core is not real metal!, i dont know a single metal head that actually likes them, go and ask a metal head wearing a pantera or opeth shirt and see what they they think, only 14 year old emo boys and girls think that metal!, then i play em some slayer or DEATH, or better yet Daath, and they run home to mummy crying, but yeah Enigma still is better.
@AnotherLostSoul1 Thats why i stick around Enigma, see 17 year old emos don't like listening to actual metal, they would rather Metalcore try hard wannabes like Trivium, Bullet for my gaytime, and so on, the second any pantera starts, they are gone!, i mean its like turning the lights on in the kitchen and seeing all the cockys running away.
@AnotherLostSoul1 Yeah, thats true, Enigma bar is always good though, still you can't get away from 17 year old emo's!!!!, those fuckers are like a plague!!.
When will drinking ever become passé? When will this species ever get bored with it? Why can't we just move onto something else already, like being mature and productive?
Because not everyone wants a monotonous, mediocre life where your only social contact is the few minutes you spend with a just as bland co-worker in the elevator.
This modern day production attitude is detrimental to creativity, spontaneity and in the end happiness.
@smagmauder When will low-brow concepts of the meaning of life ever become passé? When will this species ever get bored with unimaginative approaches to being productive? Why can't we develop the right idea of spiritual fulfillment, and live in a constant state of ecstatic joy?
@AnotherLostSoul1 LOL! That's not in keeping with your national image! :D I've been to Adelaide, btw, and I really liked it. And Ed Byrne must like it, based on the experience he mentions in his act. Ha!
hahahahah xD christ i'd laugh my arse off xD no way i could keep a straight face. "no i just stick he papers up my kids arse, and IT suddenly stopped shitting... it has become a little bigger, eyes are a little watery, but IT dosent shit so..." jesus i would love to try it, but i would never be able to , i'd piss me self laughin xD
God yea ! whata laugh ! :D im hopin someone will have a whip round for the dipers when i do it. might even through in a comment like "how much do they really need to shit those little buggers" or "who really needs to crap anyway"
@AnotherLostSoul1, Go to an IGA or Coles, my local's got it ... Ignore woolworths:-) I'm trying it soon as I'm 18. stupid friggin Australia drinking law:)
@genuinelyenigmatic 18? You're lucky! In the US it's 21! You can get vote, get married, join the army and much more, but you can't even have a damn beer (legally) until you're 21.
@genuinelyenigmatic Whole country. The law changed when I was in college in the 80s, tho I got grandfathered in and could still go to my favorite punk bars. A lot of university presidents hate it. Instead of reducing youth binge drinking, it makes it worse. And the penalties for bars and stores are HUGE so I get carded sometimes and I'm 43! BTW -- you still have Woolworths? Ours all closed at least 10 years ago. And can you buy beer there?
@Tracymmo That's crazy... And yeah, they're still open. I don't know what Woolies was in the US but here it's one of the two major grocery store chains... probably why it's still open:-)
And yeah, you can but the alcohol it's separate from the rest of the store, I think it's so they can keep a better eye out for any under-age teenagers or something
@Tracymmo No one in the UK waits until they're 18 to drink. It's usually around 12 or 13. In fact 18 is when you start thinking about cutting down a bit and maybe not getting gone-blind-and-crawling-in-your-own-puke drunk EVERY night but just at weekends.
@mikeofdoom Well, I imagine that it's hard to keep that up forever. And hey, I didn't say 21 is when people start to drink here. It's just when you don't have to ask someone older to buy a six pack for you while you wait outside.
@mallic Only the tons of people who kept leaving questions. But the confusion goes in both directions across the Atlantic. I'm still laughing from when an Irish guy asked me what a mutual American friend meant when he joked about kicking him in his fanny!
@rainbowumbrellaness free dictionary defines an off-licence as "A store that sells bottles or cans of alcoholic beverages for consumption off the premises." makes sense really considering you need a licence to sell alcohol and you drink it off the premises. BOOM
@rainbowumbrellaness Well, now I'm really confused. Newsagent = newsstand (US). No alcohol in a US newsstand. The definitions I find online are like what cryptkeeper found. But this is even confusing within the US since every state makes its own laws about where alcohol can be sold, and it varies like crazy. All this leads me to the conclusion that I need a drink. Maybe I'll go to the ridiculous place we have here in Ohio: the drive-thru (alcoholic) beverage store.
@softersideofbacon Actually why? It's not like that person could look at us and see the confused expressions on our faces. So for the reference of those of us who may not understand the lingo, this person puts up a helpful guide. I'd personally say helpful, not condescending.
@Tracymmo wains and shit?, who needs to translate them?, an american?, im not surprised, you could be talking plain English to em, and unless you say it in a slight Yank accent, they wont understand a fucking word you say!.
@Aheadstix85 I said shite, not shit. English speakers outside the US get so much of our TV and movies that you learn more of our terms and accents than we do yours. But I've had to explain tons of words to Aussie, English and Irish colleagues -- jumper, marker, fanny (ah, that's a great one), route (when said like lout), cot, rubber (another good one) and plenty of others. And watching visitors encounter Black English & some regional accents is damn hilarious.
there are some comedians have minds that are so incredibly hilarious that i find them depressing to watch - what i would give to think like ed byrne....
call me sad but since im only 15 i cant buy booze yet but i went to ASDA with my mum and did the shopping trolly prank, the woman went "your a sick family"
LoL there are 2 types of drunks...there are happy drunks & angry drunks. Personally...I get happy when I drink and then I slowly get tired & fall asleep. Ahh good times.
'will i bring my own chair as well oh host with the most?maybe i'll bring some snacks as well incase i get hungry? do you have a CD player?......it doesn't matter because i'm NOT coming!'
@superstarRS hehehe i get you on the trolley part......one of my co workers just points at me sometimes and says trolleyyyy lol....i'm aussie and i live in canada.....they call em buggies....idk whats weirder lol :P
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I am drinkin' because I want to to get drunk ,and maybe lite one up ,so what ,do not need permission who cares tell ye mama ,fuck it ,what is next ,got drunk last nite and the nite before sombody give me some wine gonna get drunk some more, I like moonshie tooo,dont' need excuse from anybody
How in the hell does Ed not have a television show? I know he was working on one a long time ago and nothing happened with it.
Ed is extremely talented and special. He has his own unique style of telling a joke. His own delivery, and his topics are original. Many people have a similar style of stand-up and don't stand out. This isn't the case with him.
Ed stands out. No routine has one joke that's never been clever and funny. It's as simple as that.
My mates have this game were they dare you to go into a shop and buy something weird. Usually the shop attendants don't understand why there's a group of teens laughing at the guy buying the three packets of cello tape, a six pack of cider, a box of condoms and a magazine on drills.
FlameFeathers 1 week ago
I would like to make 1 point. STOP SAYING WHAT HE SAID IN THE VIDEO. We all Hurd him say it SO DON'T TYPE IT.
Cewfl 2 weeks ago
Nappies? I need enlightened.
TareUhhhhhh 3 weeks ago
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Well he makes it seem as if the alcohol is more important that the baby's hygiene
TARDISgirl900 2 weeks ago
yeah right, and my arse plays the banjo... lol
ahtartersauce101 1 month ago
pure genious
tutor4011 1 month ago
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So dangerously unfunny, hate this man.
RedabowAndBusmalis 1 month ago
I actually love him :')
ChippyMinton40 3 months ago
he's sounds like a stereotypical Irishman, talking about drink lol :D
rockhorsegeek 4 months ago
i DO drink beer for the taste of it... but maybe that's because german beer is a bit better than yours:P
13JuWeL11 4 months ago 2
take your girlfriend ya boyfriend ya husband ya wife, but dont take them all ooo- the arguments lol
AngelBiLove 5 months ago
Anyone think that it's harder to laugh to when he does it like this, because you feel uncomfortable without hearing the laughter of others?
Lizwig1 6 months ago in playlist Stand Up
@Lizwig1 That's just because humans are proned to laugh when there's other people laughing as well, I still find the guy funny as hell without an audience. There are comedy shows on tv that do great without the laughing of an audience, like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and that's fuckin hilarious!
OnkelStein 3 months ago
Russell Howard should do these <3
rachel11smith 6 months ago
"What's the special occasion?" "I was sober."
"It was beautiful /sobs"
lholde333 6 months ago 27
I love booze so much ;_;
HeadsFullOfEyeballs 7 months ago
Whoever put this video together managed to extract most of the humour by the ridiculously dull setting.
KeithM21 8 months ago
oh. so that's how you say Stolichnaya....
scotthottube 9 months ago 3
I feel sad that a three-minute defense of "problem drinking" doesn't once mention whiskey.
IoEstasCedonta 9 months ago 5
from 0:56 too 0:60 thats me but im 15 so not in thepub and i actaully had a fight with my best mate....we past out in the middle of it.so people say....
PS to all you trolls who are gonna use their sarcasim againts me....just because my mothe lets me drink while youre not even aloud to stay out until 6 oclock
Eshayzbra96 10 months ago
@Eshayzbra96 In holland is legal to drink when you're 16, hence most kids starting drinking at age 14. Nothing special about it.
mafiamitzy 10 months ago
@mafiamitzy its not ilegal when your 16 in australia infact youre aloud to smoke,have sex (with condom to prevent aids and pregnacy) <<<if your 16 hence most people drink,smoke,have sex.......very special.
Eshayzbra96 10 months ago
@mafiamitzy its not ilegal when your 16 in australia infact youre aloud to smoke,have sex (with condom to prevent aids and pregnacy) <<<if your 16 hence most people drink,smoke,have sex at the age of 12 to 16.......sex is very special.
Eshayzbra96 10 months ago
@Eshayzbra96 aloud = out loud, you absolute idiot. ALLOWED. TO ALLOW is a verb. aloud is A FUCKING ADVERB about the level of NOISE your hearing or making. ENGLISH is a very hard language, isn't it????
AngelBiLove 5 months ago
@AngelBiLove Calm the fuck down you fucking pissed of troll, so the fuck what if i got confused between two that doesn't mean i can't fucking spell aye retard? I know for a fact you have done the same thing but of course you're gonna deny it but we both know it's true. Stupid fuck no need to piss yourself and smack your head on the desk because OF THAT, god go fuck your english teacher. Trolllllllllllllllllllllllls these days.
Eshayzbra96 5 months ago
@AngelBiLove easy... i think hes no older than 15 lol
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@nothing980454 I love it when people do that - someone once typed the comment to me.... "your a morron" :-)
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from 0:56 too 0:60 thats me but im 15 so not in thepub and i actaully had a fight with my best mate....we past out in the middle of it.so people say....
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Eshayzbra96 10 months ago
haha
BeorhtFrognostic 10 months ago
I don't need a reason either but being sober is enough too go ED
beamerball666 10 months ago
well im an antisocial drinker
eddie3078 11 months ago
He's a genious! I'm gunna do that thing with the nappies once xD
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jimotazertaki 1 year ago
haha wow, Ed Byrne's never been funnier! Stand up without all the live laughter seems like a totally different kettle of fish. Could potentially be a bit dry. His jokes were class though
manaliveblog 1 year ago
Oh, the whip 'round for the nappies would've made me feel like dirt. But, at the same time, brilliant.
mea1989 1 year ago
Sum 41 is pop punk and in my opinion still gay, i hate trivuim!!!!, they are metal core posers!, metal core is not real metal!, i dont know a single metal head that actually likes them, go and ask a metal head wearing a pantera or opeth shirt and see what they they think, only 14 year old emo boys and girls think that metal!, then i play em some slayer or DEATH, or better yet Daath, and they run home to mummy crying, but yeah Enigma still is better.
Aheadstix85 1 year ago
God, I love him.
dutchess2121 1 year ago
@AnotherLostSoul1 Thats why i stick around Enigma, see 17 year old emos don't like listening to actual metal, they would rather Metalcore try hard wannabes like Trivium, Bullet for my gaytime, and so on, the second any pantera starts, they are gone!, i mean its like turning the lights on in the kitchen and seeing all the cockys running away.
Aheadstix85 1 year ago
@AnotherLostSoul1 Yeah, thats true, Enigma bar is always good though, still you can't get away from 17 year old emo's!!!!, those fuckers are like a plague!!.
Aheadstix85 1 year ago
at the beginning i was like why isnt anybody laughing that was funny! haha.......
lolMegxxx 1 year ago
It's great!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT!!!!!!
imtosexyformyself 1 year ago
When will drinking ever become passé? When will this species ever get bored with it? Why can't we just move onto something else already, like being mature and productive?
SelectCircle 1 year ago
@SelectCircle
Because not everyone wants a monotonous, mediocre life where your only social contact is the few minutes you spend with a just as bland co-worker in the elevator.
This modern day production attitude is detrimental to creativity, spontaneity and in the end happiness.
smagmauder 1 year ago
@smagmauder When will low-brow concepts of the meaning of life ever become passé? When will this species ever get bored with unimaginative approaches to being productive? Why can't we develop the right idea of spiritual fulfillment, and live in a constant state of ecstatic joy?
: D
SelectCircle 1 year ago
@AnotherLostSoul1 LOL! That's not in keeping with your national image! :D I've been to Adelaide, btw, and I really liked it. And Ed Byrne must like it, based on the experience he mentions in his act. Ha!
Tracymmo 1 year ago
I drink beer because i like the taste of it, I intake the alcohol because it fucks with my head.
Trunkfoot 1 year ago
I was sober.
hiumnobye 1 year ago 4
"I drink to give my liver the excerise :)" BEST ONE!
OhButNothing 1 year ago 22
lol put back the nappies :O
littlemisst1 1 year ago
Dats Fukin Hilerious x :D
JedwardLuverr 1 year ago
I have to agree being sober is the best reason / occasion for drinking.
lordtalon69 1 year ago
Love that he's honest about drinking.
franinconverse 1 year ago
looks funny without his glasses:)
PeterL571 1 year ago
ok that made me laugh - "put a nappy in the trolley. . . the checkout will look at you like your scum" hehe
187klrysinmalteasers 1 year ago
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not funny!
XANDERXXZ 1 year ago
"take your girlfriend, your boyfriend, your wife, your husband. but don't take them all, that'll cause arguments.."
CerysMarieeOx 1 year ago 71
Why does everyone quote people on videos? I got it the first time. I don't scroll down to the comments to see what I missed.
him050 1 year ago 8
@him050 Hahahahaha
IrishPaintedjumper 1 year ago
@him050 Lol I know what you mean, sometimes it spoils it if you read it while waiting for the video to buffer...!
laganas2008 1 year ago
Ed Byrne, feckin' comic genius.
bitchezdontknow 1 year ago 5
i like anybodies drink i'm not fussy
haha!
founded1988 1 year ago 3
Basically, just about anywhere BUT Woolies. Coles should do it
genuinelyenigmatic 1 year ago
hahahahahah ! xDxD
LOCUkDk 1 year ago
hahahahah xD christ i'd laugh my arse off xD no way i could keep a straight face. "no i just stick he papers up my kids arse, and IT suddenly stopped shitting... it has become a little bigger, eyes are a little watery, but IT dosent shit so..." jesus i would love to try it, but i would never be able to , i'd piss me self laughin xD
LOCUkDk 1 year ago
God yea ! whata laugh ! :D im hopin someone will have a whip round for the dipers when i do it. might even through in a comment like "how much do they really need to shit those little buggers" or "who really needs to crap anyway"
LOCUkDk 1 year ago
hahahah! he impresses the fuck outta me every time ! he's hysterical and eggy all at once ! its fucking brilliant ! Ed Byrne is a comedy genius
LOCUkDk 1 year ago
@AnotherLostSoul1, Go to an IGA or Coles, my local's got it ... Ignore woolworths:-) I'm trying it soon as I'm 18. stupid friggin Australia drinking law:)
genuinelyenigmatic 1 year ago
@genuinelyenigmatic 18? You're lucky! In the US it's 21! You can get vote, get married, join the army and much more, but you can't even have a damn beer (legally) until you're 21.
Tracymmo 1 year ago
@Tracymmo Seriously? Jesus... Is that only in some states or the whole country?
genuinelyenigmatic 1 year ago
@genuinelyenigmatic Whole country. The law changed when I was in college in the 80s, tho I got grandfathered in and could still go to my favorite punk bars. A lot of university presidents hate it. Instead of reducing youth binge drinking, it makes it worse. And the penalties for bars and stores are HUGE so I get carded sometimes and I'm 43! BTW -- you still have Woolworths? Ours all closed at least 10 years ago. And can you buy beer there?
Tracymmo 1 year ago
@Tracymmo That's crazy... And yeah, they're still open. I don't know what Woolies was in the US but here it's one of the two major grocery store chains... probably why it's still open:-)
And yeah, you can but the alcohol it's separate from the rest of the store, I think it's so they can keep a better eye out for any under-age teenagers or something
genuinelyenigmatic 1 year ago
@Tracymmo No one in the UK waits until they're 18 to drink. It's usually around 12 or 13. In fact 18 is when you start thinking about cutting down a bit and maybe not getting gone-blind-and-crawling-in-your-own-puke drunk EVERY night but just at weekends.
mikeofdoom 1 year ago
@mikeofdoom Well, I imagine that it's hard to keep that up forever. And hey, I didn't say 21 is when people start to drink here. It's just when you don't have to ask someone older to buy a six pack for you while you wait outside.
Tracymmo 1 year ago
@mikeofdoom amen to that!!!
aqu1r3 11 months ago
...and my arse plays the banjo!
OmgRockOut 1 year ago
hahaha you drink to get drunk. you drink to-get-drunk.
lauracida 2 years ago
Translations for confused Canadians & Americans:
Off-Licence = liquor store
shopping trolley = shopping cart
nappies = diapers
had a whip round = took up a collection
Tracymmo 2 years ago 218
Did someone really need that translation -_-
mallic 2 years ago
@mallic Only the tons of people who kept leaving questions. But the confusion goes in both directions across the Atlantic. I'm still laughing from when an Irish guy asked me what a mutual American friend meant when he joked about kicking him in his fanny!
Tracymmo 2 years ago
@Tracymmo
Thank you so much for translating! I was going crazy trying to figure out what the hell a whip round was! I kept replaying that part like 20 times...
freedumb23 1 year ago
@Tracymmo
Er...No Off-Lincence is a newsagents.....
rainbowumbrellaness 1 year ago
@rainbowumbrellaness free dictionary defines an off-licence as "A store that sells bottles or cans of alcoholic beverages for consumption off the premises." makes sense really considering you need a licence to sell alcohol and you drink it off the premises. BOOM
cryptkeeper5 1 year ago
@rainbowumbrellaness Well, now I'm really confused. Newsagent = newsstand (US). No alcohol in a US newsstand. The definitions I find online are like what cryptkeeper found. But this is even confusing within the US since every state makes its own laws about where alcohol can be sold, and it varies like crazy. All this leads me to the conclusion that I need a drink. Maybe I'll go to the ridiculous place we have here in Ohio: the drive-thru (alcoholic) beverage store.
Tracymmo 1 year ago
@Tracymmo wow, you got 71 thumbs up for that, so I guess you helped someone.
but just for future reference, that's pretty condescending.
softersideofbacon 1 year ago
@softersideofbacon Actually why? It's not like that person could look at us and see the confused expressions on our faces. So for the reference of those of us who may not understand the lingo, this person puts up a helpful guide. I'd personally say helpful, not condescending.
TheCMan 1 year ago
@Tracymmo you're awesome
postmodernartsucks 1 year ago
@postmodernartsucks Thanks! Alcohol brings people together. (sniff)
Tracymmo 1 year ago
@Tracymmo I knew what everything was except the last one 'cause I picked up a lot watching Mock The Week on youtube
beamerball666 10 months ago
@beamerball666 Funny how instructive MTW can be! I've got a better understanding of British politics that way.
Tracymmo 10 months ago
diapers, nappies are diapers.
happysplodie 2 years ago 6
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what the hell are "nappies"...PLZ HELP
tommymajor2003 2 years ago
@tommymajor2003 diapers
Tracymmo 2 years ago
@tommymajor2003 wat wains shite into as u amreicans may call it diapers
jakeholio17surr 2 years ago
im actually Canadian, believe it or not
tommymajor2003 2 years ago
@tommymajor2003 either way you call it diapers now u no :D
jakeholio17surr 2 years ago
@jakeholio17surr Now you just need to translate wains and shite. ;)
Tracymmo 1 year ago
@Tracymmo wains and shit?, who needs to translate them?, an american?, im not surprised, you could be talking plain English to em, and unless you say it in a slight Yank accent, they wont understand a fucking word you say!.
Aheadstix85 1 year ago
@Aheadstix85 I said shite, not shit. English speakers outside the US get so much of our TV and movies that you learn more of our terms and accents than we do yours. But I've had to explain tons of words to Aussie, English and Irish colleagues -- jumper, marker, fanny (ah, that's a great one), route (when said like lout), cot, rubber (another good one) and plenty of others. And watching visitors encounter Black English & some regional accents is damn hilarious.
Tracymmo 1 year ago
um....I think they're called diapers in america
TheMusicalOfMe 2 years ago
there are some comedians have minds that are so incredibly hilarious that i find them depressing to watch - what i would give to think like ed byrne....
odobett 2 years ago 7
This guy is a fucking legend, if you disagree your probably a cunt
myriadben 2 years ago 4
'ya little socialite you'
BlaithinXO 2 years ago 2
ed byrne is a fucking ledge!
mraglee 2 years ago 4
call me sad but since im only 15 i cant buy booze yet but i went to ASDA with my mum and did the shopping trolly prank, the woman went "your a sick family"
ryan8852 2 years ago 3
LoL there are 2 types of drunks...there are happy drunks & angry drunks. Personally...I get happy when I drink and then I slowly get tired & fall asleep. Ahh good times.
andyrooney11 2 years ago 5
most alcohols make me a happy drunk, but once i get started on rum things go sour.... rums my fighting juice
exorbium 2 years ago
@andyrooney11 me too
fcfcbarcafcfc 1 year ago
I like beer, call me a crazy arse, but I do! I drink, I'm a weekend warriar, I have fun because life is to short.
pbrskater26 2 years ago
i only liked the taste of beers when i was younger and now i think it tastes like piss lol
hildegain 2 years ago
...I actually DO only drink beer because I like the taste.....
*blush*
soph41190 2 years ago
ed your drinking again
yeah
whats the speacial occasion
i was sober
LMAO, i'll remember that one
Smitamas101 2 years ago 4
'will i bring my own chair as well oh host with the most?maybe i'll bring some snacks as well incase i get hungry? do you have a CD player?......it doesn't matter because i'm NOT coming!'
LesCheveuxRoux139 2 years ago
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what are nappies? like napkins?
stringwhore 2 years ago
nappies are diapers
vorpalpoet 2 years ago 6
"I drink beer because I like the taste of it..yeah and my arse plays the banjo"
EPIC LOL
and what's with every1's obsession with trolley??
superstarRS 2 years ago 65
@superstarRS hehehe i get you on the trolley part......one of my co workers just points at me sometimes and says trolleyyyy lol....i'm aussie and i live in canada.....they call em buggies....idk whats weirder lol :P
idloveadrink 1 year ago
why is everyone saying trolley?
pjsmoulder 2 years ago
Trolley
mc6415 2 years ago
Lol :) love Ed
GunsAnMotleyRock 2 years ago
Very good.
noyoublow 2 years ago
This is so funny!! LOL
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on mock the week he wasnt that good, but he is damn hillarious!
themightystripes 2 years ago
what does he say at 2:20
"u fill ur ___ with boose"?
MichaelSoriano77 2 years ago
Trolley
WLB7 2 years ago 2
trolley
Cal23691 2 years ago
trolley
rodrico39 2 years ago
trolley
MurrayIRA 2 years ago
u fill ur TROLLEY with booze
DormantBeast 2 years ago
shoppin trolly
EmatoelDiablo 2 years ago
trolley
lixss25 2 years ago
I love supermarket pranks.
grifas111 2 years ago 2
The nappies LMAO
s4njuro 2 years ago
yeah ok thanks i know what they are now. stop responding to it.
puffthemagicbison 2 years ago 3
diapers= nappies
ionizingme 2 years ago
what are 'nappys'?
puffthemagicbison 2 years ago
Diapers
hughpearse 2 years ago
you are american...they are diapers from the UK
seansun3000 2 years ago 2
english daipers
Hjk797 2 years ago
its what babys wear so they dont soil their clothes
craziepopz 2 years ago
european diapers.
misocutee 2 years ago
What you american's call diapers we call nappies lol
Beardy811 2 years ago
I saw him live doing the Different Classes show! :D
It was so good. Can't wait for the DVD to come out in November. :P
I love Ed Byrne. ;D
stuffandstuff789 2 years ago
I saw him live, and hes fantastic.
You don't laugh as much at him without an audience pleasant. =D
xMASSHYSTERIA 2 years ago 3
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this man is not funnt that nappy thing is years old in ireland,for a real irish comedian see tommy tiernan
cleancutcelt 2 years ago
HE IS A REAL IRISH COMEDIAN YOU KNOB
rockss2000 2 years ago
I´m planing on doing the "nappies- thing" for real and video it (here in germany) and put it on youtube.
for real !
ed is great!
LowStackTom 2 years ago
i will want to see this :D
ShokoDemon 2 years ago
bring my own chair... whaha, classic
Griffoendor 2 years ago
heap o fun
dray3000 2 years ago
hahaha i want to discuse this with somebody...maybe while i'm drinking, haha.
imasynner 2 years ago
hahah lol this is funnier live mind.
aFagan12 2 years ago 2
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I am drinkin' because I want to to get drunk ,and maybe lite one up ,so what ,do not need permission who cares tell ye mama ,fuck it ,what is next ,got drunk last nite and the nite before sombody give me some wine gonna get drunk some more, I like moonshie tooo,dont' need excuse from anybody
apppleofeye 3 years ago
... (Y) thanks 4 sharing..
unourerite 2 years ago 6
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you are quite welcome sir ,the bar is now serving 190 proof and no chaser
apppleofeye 2 years ago
This guy is a genius.
SPAG22 3 years ago
a whip rounfd
joeianson 3 years ago
my arse plays the banjo
RyanWheatley3 3 years ago
whats the reason
i was sober
yeah im going to use that the next time
VampySnoopy08 3 years ago 2
I love when he tells that last joke.
How in the hell does Ed not have a television show? I know he was working on one a long time ago and nothing happened with it.
Ed is extremely talented and special. He has his own unique style of telling a joke. His own delivery, and his topics are original. Many people have a similar style of stand-up and don't stand out. This isn't the case with him.
Ed stands out. No routine has one joke that's never been clever and funny. It's as simple as that.
fflybz 3 years ago 10
This is/he is genius. hehe
melissa15678 3 years ago
you forgot the "(a)".
chinballs2 3 years ago
You don't need the a.
barrbrat 3 years ago
"he is genius" sounds a bit dodgy, therefore an optional 'a' would resolve this grammatical crisis.
chinballs2 3 years ago
He is not merely "a" genius.
He is genius!! XD
WesJanson10 3 years ago
It's not a grammatical crisis if it "sounds a bit dodgy."
And like Wes said. They would mean not just A genius.
barrbrat 3 years ago
ok nice one, i'll have a think about that one.
chinballs2 3 years ago
i think ( please don't bite me if i'm wrong ^^;;) that it's a colloqual term used frequantly in Ireland.
xx
lixechan 3 years ago
"Ed I see your drinking again", "Yeah" "Whats the occasion?" "I was Sober!" Fucking brilliant, he tells it the way it is.
coogle88 3 years ago 19
omg i fell out of my chair when he said that!! soooooo fucking hilarious!!
cassandra2140 3 years ago 3
"And my arse plays the banjo" ahaha
DarkMark999 3 years ago 9
What the hell are "Nappies" ?
muserwood 3 years ago
nappies are "Dypers" or whatever the hell they're called.
it's the english word for them.
x
lixechan 3 years ago 7
OOOOH, now I get the joke ! Thanks abunch !
muserwood 3 years ago 3
you're welcome ^^ xx
lixechan 3 years ago
Huh... that makes a lot more sense. I was thinking he meant napkins or kleenex or something.
GoodAvatar 3 years ago
Same. And knowing is half the battle.
sunspots 3 years ago