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  • Blasphemy! Red heads are wayy hotter than brunettes. Prepare to be ostracized from the cult of atheism!

    Haha nice videos man, glad I found your channel

  • Paul, you poor ignorant, deluded specimen of a human being. How can you be so gullible and subscribe to such an obviously flawed belief?

    Of course redheads are hotter than brunettes.

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  • Captain Crunch? Pfffffft.

  • Theism is a mind disorder.

  • "I don't know anything about Atheism except that God doesn't exist."

    Congratulations! That's all of Atheism. Seriously, that is all the word Atheist entails.

  • Ha! PaulsEgo isn't an athiest! Captain Crunch is fucking godly.

  • I agree on the brunnette thing, but green or blue eyes really stand out on a tanned brunnete chick... that's just my belief paul...

  • lucky charms !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Atheism is a lack of belief in a god or gods, there is not much else to say, after that atheists are free to believe in whatever else they want.

  • @LegionIscariot Do you guys believe in Super Jesus?

  • @replytoomyass Some atheists might, I don't.

  • Captain Crunch sucks!

  • ok i dont understand why people fight so much about religion vs atheism (which i guess is technically a religion) but like no one can possibly no the final answer, neither one can factually say which is true and which isnt, there's jsut no point let people believe what they believe, on both sides. idk i just think that the constant fighting between both is just fruitless and results in each other just making fun of the other.

  • @weross95 well atheism isnt technically a religion. its a lack of belief in god. but the debate is important. peoples belief effects the way we see the world and therefore effects the world itself.(especially if it has a negative effect) when something that influencial is debatable it has to be debated. its not a debate to find the answer to the question of existance but rather to find a way in which we can all be as rational and logical as possible.

  • @weross95 but what i'm saying is regardless of the rational behind it why does it matter, why do you care who believes in jesus or Muhammad or w/e other profit if it makes them happy, it just seems these arguments tend to stray from logic and end with one another bashing the other with hateful words and putting each other down not resolving anything.

  • @weross95

    Mr. Paul's ego even replied to something like this.

    Why do atheists care? Search "LOLgical Care" by Paulsego.

    Sums it all up.

  • @weross95 Atheism is the complete opposite of religion...

  • I think he meant what atheists believe in a sense that

    1 most atheist have a believe in god

    2 we hide this from fellow atheists because of shame

    3 so we really just wanna belong to the snob group of atheist

    4 somewhere there must be this super-atheist, towering over us and keeping everyone in line. he is the reason every non-pure atheist doesnt pipe up.

    kind of a atheist-guru.

    which is wrong on sooooo many levels ^^

    1 & 2 NO

    3 we just dont wanna be stuck in the same group with him

    4 bwahahahaha

  • Paul, it is not full of shit.

    I think he is trying to tell a joke:

    "Me and Atheist and an Agnostic walk into a room . . . . . ."

    XD

    Since these kinds of jokes are fictional scenarios - go figure.

    Thx for pretending otherwise, theist.

  • This is not how atheism works XDDDD

    In order to be an atheist you kinda hafta THINK, youknow, about religion and come to the logical conclusion that there is no god.

    now if there is one bad egg out there who cannot communicate that idea properly:

    too bad.

  • Paul we need you to take on shockofgod. someone needs to set that piece of shit straight and you are perfect.

  • paulsego, you never seize to amaze me what a brilliant guy you are. I sincerely hope the best for you and that your very worthy voice is heard throughout your life. And make more videos! the world is aching for them.

  • you am confused?

  • No, atheists fear stupid people in masses. That is all to fear. Other than fear itself.

  • Always quality videos. Thank you.

  • I gotta say this vid has one of your best thumbnails.

  • fk yeah brunettes

  • Paul,

    You rock. Love IT!!!

  • took the words right out of my mind. love the videos paul

  • "This video has been removed by the user."

    What a loser this darcy guy..

  • OMG! I can't even breathe! This is the best video on YT I've ever seen! I can't stop laughing!

  • ROFLMAO! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! This is one of the best ownages I've ever seen!

  • I've seen this video so many times. One of my favs ever. Please come back paul

  • What is there to know about atheism? It's not any complex belief system, it spins around only one thing "there is no God". The guy in question is retard.

  • Kinda. That's more like the vulgar term of Theistic Atheism, where you're more absolute about your beliefs. "There is no God!" As opposed to more Agnostic Atheism, that usually goes by the belief that most likely there is no god.

  • I can't stand when people make these random sweeping claims about atheists. If they're attacking their beliefs (or lack thereof), then that's fine. But it's always some bullshit: atheists are cowards! Atheists really believe in God!

  • Lets not call Darcey a straw man proponent. Call him what he is, a fucking lying christian.

  • brunettes ARE hotter

  • That darcy guy is such a douche....

  • If god was real, then why did crusaders use swords if this would have been possible:

    watch?v=8WMV51KA0Lc

    Because god doesn't do that?

    Doesn't that say in bible, when you pray to god, he shall grant your wish?

  • That's totally not true! There's nothing more hot than a red head.

  • I find it interesting that a lot of people find blonds to be hot...what makes blonds hotter than other girls? Nothing.

  • This darcy dude has, like, three different accents. I'm...I'm scared.

  • HAHAHAAAA! Oh man, good video.

  • "Hmm... I dont know anything about atheism... EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THERE IS NO GOD!"

  • hehe, you the fuckin man.

  • An Agnostic, an Atheist and a Christian walk into a bar....

  • The Bar is on fire, the Christian continues to walk in, the Atheist goes to call 911 and the Agnostic is still undecided whether to walk into the bar or not.

  • @Textra1 ...It happens to be a gay bar and the atheist recognizes the Christian so he asks "If you have so much problem with what two consenting adults do in bed, why are you in here"

    The Christian responds "Sex with adults, boy am I at the wrong adress"

  • @Textra1 and paulsego kicks there asses.

  • Lol Darcy's vid was removed XD

  • very smart and funny

  • lmao, i love you man.

  • why is it, many ppl of faith, think being a athiest is like a religion. We are ppl that are only alike in the sense of being the same, at least with our belief of ther eis no god. Thats it. While one might believe in aleins, another may believe in trolls living in there ass. So ya, that is were it ends, we bleieve in no god. Thats it.

  • forgive my many misspellings, as it was late when I typed this XD.

  • And then the leperchaun and the unicorn came into the room...

  • with a pixie friend. X3

  • I've got a really good joke. Theres an atheist and a christian in a chatroom, and an agnostic walks in and starts explaining atheism.

  • lol darcy removed his video.

  • that is ALL atheism is. A-THEISM, the opposite of theism, the lack of a belief in a god. what else is there to atheism? thats all there is.

  • WORRRRDDDDDD!!!!

  • sounds like a bad joke

    "an atheist, agnostic and theist walk into a bar!"

  • I think you forgot the rabbi... :P

  • Hhahaha its always the obvious mistakes you end up making

  • It's a pity the video to which this is a response was removed. It would have been an interesting exercise to see what other great insights DT has. My Oxford English Dictionary (in which I put a bit more faith than the bible) has the following definition: Atheist, n, person who does not believe in the existence of God or gods. So isn't that all DT's straw man *needs* to know about atheism? Although, thorough knowledge of Christianity and its bible will certainly help anyone become an atheist.

  • I'd like some support for this statement.

  • 95% of Christains = Fucking Retards

  • The other 5%=Haven't reached age 4

  • Coming from someone who supports intelligent design, that comment is just hilarious.

  • Also what-the-fuck is 'science of religion', a course in Kent Hovind's 'university'?

    Why are all christians obsessive about education, you know, this may come as a shock to you but, people can be 'educated' with incorrect information...what wen should be talking about here is finding the truth and teaching people the basics of science so they can find out for themselves...science isn't just some list of information that you have to learn it is a set of mathematical tools which can be used...

  • ...to work out the facts which we are taught...these experiments can be repeated to test for accuracy by ANYONE, even you, so if you want to find some faults in science, find some...but don't use YOUR religion to try to disprove science...it doesn't work like that.

    PS. NB. Finding faults in science is what makes science work; so if you become a scientist then you will just end up fucking up your religion even more...good luck.

  • Ever read the book of Job? If you do you'll realize why I'm an atheist.

  • The most complex code? You do know you could store the entire human genome in about 400mb... yes extremly complex. Plus name your source, because most people have some sort of science education, unless you never went to school.

  • The Genetic code does not describe every facet of every system in you or any other organic beings body. What it does, is describe the underlying fractal patterns that give everything its shape.

    It is comprised of four chemicals whose abbreviated names are G,A,T,C. It is Acham's Razor applied to organic life. Nature produced us. Nature produced our language by giving us a need for something to communicate complex ideas.

  • 'nature can't produce code/language' this is a scientific fact? wtf...which christi-oops, I mean: scientific textbook did you learn that from? Or haven't you read a book yet?

    beep-beep what that? the schoolbus? fuck you

  • Dude...you are pure hate. Ever hear of civility? The very reason we are called civilians? Asking for it doesn't make you a coward, it makes you civil. Good thing you got all of our existence, all of our problems solved, all of our diseases cured, and enough love for everyone :) You saved me a lifetime of figuring my own life out! OMG! Your saved my life!

  • Awesome video, but I noticed one thing..Okay.. Did I just hear a man say he prefers brown hair and dark eyes over blonde/red hair and light (blue/green) eyes??? OH MY GOD YOU'RE AWESOME! I never hear that! Great vid. Five stars. You've temporarily given me hope in mankind, and its rare appreciation for different beauty.

  • Standing ovation, sir. Bravo, as usual.

  • actually...the only thing to know about atheism is, it's not believing in god. There is no other unifying philosophy.

    Darcy doesn't know shite.

  • Captain Crunch rocks, but I'm going to have to disagree and say Golden Grahams win.

  • We don't have captain crunch in england. BAH humbug. Its supposed to be awesome.

  • Why do all the fundies use the singular form of atheist as plural....

  • some atheists will say things like that and do say things like that cos not everyone can think on their feet the way you can.

  • You fucking kick ass!

  • Absolutely awesome. I personally don't give a crap about what other athiests believe. I'm more offended that these theists have to lump me into some subgroup of 'other' to even fking relate.

    Excuse me while I sit over here being an 'Athiest', while you go about your merry way worrying yourself to death about death.

  • that was absolutely fucking great.

  • ha ha ha he removed his video XD

  • darcy is a bitch. awesome job. and yes. captain crunch is the shit. its in my dorm as i type.

  • thank you for making this video, you express and argue points that I belive in, better than I ever could, so thanks again

  • I agree commander. If i could communicate half as well as this guy i'd be happy. Kudos PaulsEgo

  • DUDE. Kellogs cornflakes are the best. Those who apostate or disbelief will face the brutal consequences.

  • oh shit just watched his video. i can only say this; MUAHAHHAHs;dougvhSDVHsd;vlhsd;­vhu;k

    WHAT!!!!!!!

  • LOL 10/10 DUDE!

    NO!

    15/15 !!

  • fucking awesome video man, as usual, total ownage. Darcy is a complete fucking nutjob. when the hell will people realize atheism says absolutely nothing about a person other than the fact they dont believe in god(s)... i swear...

  • Captain Crunch kicks major ass.

  • I wanted to stand up and applaud that one! BTW fuck you, Cheerios are the most perfect cereal known to man...ask my 4 yr old! lol!

  • Hell yeah, dark hair, dark eyes. Let's hear it for the Jews. WOOT!

  • that pwning was....simply epic!

  • I want to marry you.

  • Woow - Hey Paul - Slow down Dude. I think that you just wiped your but with this guy. I listen to him and this guy scares me. I'm sorry but he does seems to have some sort of a serious problem here. I really hope that he has someone to talk to about his feelings as they are going to lead him into some physical out burst -- and I don't mean laughter ! Good Vid Dude

  • Hey fuck you, Honey Bunches of Oats is the best damn cereal!

  • So, a theist, an atheist, and an agnostic walk into a chatroom...

  • i love your facial expressions and the precious use of the word 'fuck-all'

    cheers

  • Checkin' out more of your videos Paul. Man, you keep me laughin'. Went over to one of Darcy's (10 things). Seems real obvious the poor fellow shouldn't venture alone into the neighborhood of thinking. His fear that he's wrong is practically tangible (maybe even pitiful). "Atheist's need a book" is one of the funniest things I've heard on Youtube. I'm laughing typing it. All you atheists don't even know what to believe 'cause you don't have a book.

  • aww, he removed his video...

    did anybody save and repost it?

  • HMMMM! *strokes beard* I don't know anything about atheism! but I KNOW god doesn't exist!

    lol.

  • ahah i tried to watch his first vid but apparently he removed it cuz his dumbass was proven wrong. very nice

  • Hahaha you're awesome! I loved this video response, that Darcy dude is such an ignorant fool.

  • darcy darcy darcy... you kicked is ass right!

  • that was funny.....

    captain crunch peanut butter mixed with lucky charms and fruit loops is the best!

  • an FYI - Darcy has completely REMOVED his original video.

    Victory? I think so. Thanks to everyone who dropped by and left him comments.

  • Great video, i just took the link to this video that your responding to and i left some comments, anyway he was very ignorant and i congratulate you on a solid re-post.

  • Your video answered Darcytirsia pretty comprehensively, PaulsEgo. Will it make any difference to his confusion? I'm guessing we both think not. After all, reality-checking doesn't seem to be one of his strong points. What made me laugh was that his claim to have explained to an atheist what atheism's about, was followed by a plea for athiests to tell him 10 things they believed, which showed immediately he didn't have a *clue* what it's about.

  • so a christian an atheist and an agnostic walk into a bar... lol.

    I know i'm trolling your vids man but i did your candor and powerful personality. I want to put my theories to the "Ego Test" I posted a response on yesterdays vid. check it and get back with me.

  • damn your logic, sir.

  • I dropped some pwnage on his channel for ya Paul. No doubt, the comment will be removed rather quickly.

  • lol. I'm shocked. He's claiming that he rejected my video response due to "cursing".

    I left him some choice words to delete as well. But hey. I guess now we know who the coward is, dont we?

  • No, cunt. Im afraid not. The truth is you are the type that will wonder for many years about the universe. Fact. You can live out your conspiracy theories and your little thursday night UFO bunker busting ass fun at my moms place! But you are here for one sole reason and that is to argue, not to accept. You are answering yourself! Reason being, because there is no *truth* and your the only one trying to succeed in making everybody think about it.

  • (yawns)...you silly angry child!!!! you know nothing about me, but it doesn't stop you from pulling stuff out of your ass, does it?

  • anger....go with that, it makes you look so intelligent

  • Oh, and finally, dont bring all your ideological bullshit about the universe and *is this real? am i really posting this comment? i wonder if i stare hard enough my cock will grow an inch*. You are a shit. Get some sense into you, get down to earth. Because i guarantee you, if you do believe there is something, you wont live long enough to see it one day.

  • oh that enormous gap.....that huge gulf that lies between what you actually know and what you think that you know!!! ignorance & arrogance...such a lovely combo

  • and to be quite fair, i only stopped to this video because i for one, think the man has got some attitude and anger to dicks, so do I! istheretruth, it is in your name, black and white, i bet you truly are a lower life who crawls in the shitted pits of his mothers basement. You too need to, well, get a life. This is pathetic, you live once and you choose to waste it like this? thats why im pissed off. You will age, you will die. nobody gives a shit.

  • that's your problem....live your life, and don't tell others how they should live their lives. you will age, you will die, and nobody cares as much as you do!!! get the fuck over it, you don't know the answer.....and don't think that you know what someone should consider as possibility, you have your own perception to worry about.

  • No you stupid shit, nobody knows the answer and you never will. Get a fucking life, look at yourself you miserable skullfuck. Im 16 and theres you going about saying * My IQ is much higher than yours, and I can't figure it all out.... * Nobodys expecting him to figure it out or have an answer are they? so shut the fuck up? Get a woman.

  • actually you silly fucktard...i wasn't talking to you about the IQ, that was someone else...try reading the names over the posts and their relation to other posts.....if you think that no one is going to ever have it figured out, that in itself is claiming to have it figured out.....  mental midgets are so easily offended and driven to anger...my my

  • Ok this is getting a bit sad. to be quite fair, paul is an athiest. He shares the same views as i do, except i dont have the time to sit around and challange fanatics who wish to waste their lives day in day out. You are afraid to be human. Get a life, stop lowering yourself to their level if they want to piss the whole world off. just accept this is it, whatever the fuck you want to believe but dont bring it to the whole society.

  • Well said.

  • Suscribed, you are awesome

  • This video I learned that PaulsEgo has very different tastes in women than me.

  • there must be alot of people scared of fire on this youtube huh paul, alot of strawmen lol 5ing it

  • haha. His story is like(ly as) a weird version of the wizard of oz, he (Darcythy) ends up in this place, no explanation of how he got there he meets a cowardly lion who's an atheist, apparently, theres a sraw man involved...

    lol

  • the strawman in the wizard of oz is the symbolizm for the people who pay the federal income tax... you don't have a brain if you pay that

  • i thought that the scarecrow with no brain was symbolic of farmers being stupid and uneducated... just kidding.

  • Nice work. Scary how brainwashed these morons are. The guy likes "The way of the master" ROFL. Can't wait till he brings out the bannana.

  • lol

    I love the way that Australian fuck from the way of the master says banana.

    "BAH NAH NAH"

    lollolo

  • lolz what a stupid theist, thinking we are all one big group with more than 1 dogma

  • I have to disagree cocoa puffs are way better.

  • heresy.

  • hahahaha this is hilarious!!! nice work!

  • Crunch Berries are better! Lucky charms are better! Count Chocula is better! Fruity Pebbles are better! Any cereal with marshmallows, chocolate, or fruit flavoring beats ol' Cap'n Crunch.

  • nooooooooooooooo

  • Sorry, but I gotta go with PaulsEgo on this one. You and the Cap'n make it happen! Oh, and I think you should have dumbed this one down and just broken the word a-theist down for him. There is a small chance that in doing so, a light bulb might come on for this guy. Wait, never mind.

  • The last part was directed to PaulsEgo, sorry for the bad writing.

  • Great Video. Now I'm frustrated I don't have a mic because I would like to tear into this guy so he can see just really how many Atheists are cowards.

  • Also wtf. Your video goes 07:11/07:10 HOW??!

  • Darcy, an Atheist, and an Agnostic walk into a bar...

  • lol. my girlfriend said the same shit when I showed her darcy's vid.

  • my perspective of this is pretty simple. most atheists repeatedly say that they have a lack of belief in deities. While saying this out of one side of thier mouth, the other side is actually demonstrating an "opposition to belief in deities". which is far from a simple lack of belief. I myself have a lack of belief in bigfoot, but I have yet to go out to oppose someone elses belief.

  • istheretruth,

    My perspective is that most atheists say that the only thing all atheists have in common is that they lack a belief in deities. An atheist is perfectly free to oppose belief in deities, but the attribute that binds him/her to all other atheists is simply the lack of belief.

  • what if there was a guy on youtube saying "THERE ABSOLUTELY IS A BIGFOOT, I HAVE EXPERIENCED HIS HAIRY HAND ON MY SHOULDER HELPING ME THRU THE WOODS MANY A DARK NIGHT. ALL YOU MUST DO IS LET THE SASQUATCH INTO YOUR HEART."

    You wouldn't cruise by and call bullshit?

    I think you would.

  • nope...I would say prove it to me,and if they didn't prove it to me....I would lose interest....but when you are talking about the universe, and how it got here....it is an entirely different kind of subject.

  • it's no different to me, but If you want - I'll play the game.

    The guy says that bigfoot created the universe. Now do you lose interest?

    Your position is laughable dude. You'd rather have Atheists quiet because you don't like having your positions challenged.

    There is nothing wrong with debate. ESPECIALLY when it comes to people like the 5thwatcher and darcy who OPENLY CHALLENGE atheists to respond.

  • yeah...but that is a bogus analogy... assigning physical attributes to the cause of the universe may warrant such, but saying that the cause of the universe is a conscious....

  • living being

  • how would that equate? it wouldn't, so as I have previously stated "entirely different kind of subject." We know that the universe has an origin, so we are already half way there....we know that the cause was either conscious or a natural event. And if we'll be honest with ourselves (not all of us are though) We'll admit that the Universe was determined before the bang detonated.

  • I think it was a conscious spirit Sasquatch that created the Universe, and that LIVING sasquatch were created in His image.

    You fail to see how completely interchangeable your argument of "God" as the creator really is.

  • no, you just refuse to drop your own fairytale god concepts!!!!if a god exists. this god isn't doing talk shows, or running through the woods. I can see why you would want to hang on to this concept. It makes you feel better about it, but it don't change the possibilities I will assure you. It makes you feel like you have an edge in an argument that has no edge from our standpoint. Your argument is weak, and any honest, logical person can see it.

  • so why does your concept of God have ANY more logical basis than my true sasquatch god?

    one could, after all, call your god a fairytale concept too, you know. Derived right from a big book of fairytales.

    Your idea of logic warps to support your theism. This god concept is believable because I am predisposed to believing it. This concept is a fairytale because it challenges my preconceived belief.

  • well...what you are missing is big....not nearly as big as the void between you ears seems to be though. a sasquatch is a physical being or atleast based off of one, that is confined to the earth itself....A universal creator is by its limited defintion, outside of the universe......if you can't see the difference in those 2 things, then there is no hope for you brother!!!!

  • not MY sasquatch. MY sasquatch, the TRUE sasquatch is both eternal spirit AND flesh. Omniscient and Omnipresent. The hairy creator of all things.

  • well...then you my friend have done nothing new here...because many have assigned physical attributes to God in the past!!! I think you atheists ought to create you a god, maybe this bigfoot god, or maybe the spagetti monster. it's about time you guys start getting your tax exemption like the other religions!!!!!

  • you fail to explain what the difference between your idea of god and mine is from a logical standpoint.

    Because you can't.

    Because there isn't one.

    It must be rough to believe in something that, rationally, is interchangeable with any child's fantasy or *gasp* the FSM.

  • logical standpoint?...one is a silly made up concept to make a point...but it doesn't even stand as high as the point in your head...the other is a proposed cause of the entire universe.... I don't fret over you not being able to get this....the universe is a big place, and impossible for a person to put the whole puzzle together. My IQ is much higher than yours, and I can't figure it all out....

  • if it comforts you to not only claim IQ superiority but also continue to try and draw some inscrutable line between your postulated god and mine, then by all means - continue.

    I'll say it again - the only difference between your God and my sasquatch messiah is that you are predisposed to respecting and believing in your god. Your inability to admit it is tied to your religion.

    Now give me two more paragraphs and I might respond again.

  • (yawns) the 2 gods are not even close to the same thing...I have explained this to you, like I would a child....it's not that you can't comprehend, it's that you do not wish to comprehend...and of course I can't do anything about that!! I'm not saying that god is a fact, and I've never even come close to making that claim... I can live in a godless universe...if a god doesn't exist...i'm proving that daily, no?

  • I asked for two paragraphs.