My Inner Life - Author's Notes (Part One)

[Miskenesco]

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[KriimIanga]

HELLLLLLLOOOO

PERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONA

SOCIALLINKSSOCIALLINKSSOCIALLI­NKSSOCIALLINKS

[NekuThat1DeadKid]

Well, I wonder what this author would say about Skyward Sword, since technically it takes place before OoT... Hmmm... I wonder... If she denies everything after OoT, she's also denied The original legend of Zelda game, according to nintendo's official timeline. She has also denied the existence of WindWaker, and that is just a shame...

Well for the purpose of her fanfiction anyhow.

[qwardofanima]

LMAO! This is ridiculous! Thank you for reading this out loud so I don't have to do any of the work.Great voice for Jenna by the way. Its what makes this bearable.

[Kiki0Nice]

Oh good Jesus...I just can't take this seriously xDD

[tritinification]

... Uhm..... I wish I wasn't a female that played Legend of Zelda now....

[lishakara]

TEENANGERS

jfgjkrvfjk bahahaha

[IllustriousTama]

It does not do to dwell on dreams. - Dumbledore

[orangeblossom03]

"Heavy sex"... as opposed to light sex?

Someone's been drinking the crazy author juice. This chick makes Laurell K. Hamilton look normal (she's the author who wrote a rambling blog post to "Dear Negative Reader", saying that she's tried to buy birthday presents for her characters before remembering that they're NOT REAL).

[Milonification]

You're good! (and you speak English like my Literature teacher, but he's awesome :P)

[Lady162]

PLEASE tell me you're a voice actor!

[ToruKun1]

"This story is a REAL LEMON!"

In the same way a bad car is, yeah?

[YamiraSrima]

You have the perfect voice for this. May I marry it?

[kaidathedragoness]

... My god... People need to learn to write...

[LocksAndChains]

I tried to read this myself once... I stopped less than a page length after the author's notes...

[TheNinjaOfLove108]

The best sign that this is going to suck is when the title says author's notes PART ONE.

[Lishia20]

I just found this today, and Just from this I know it's going to be a very, VERY good ( by which I mean crazy) fanfic. Also, the voice you use is quite...pompous. I love it!

[SonicWolvelina99]

I am listening to this again. xDDDDD

[CommisarCake]

For some reason I imagine you talking like this all the time.

[Pooky1991]

This had to be troll! I mean comeon! I refuse to accept that someone was serious when they wrote this story!XD

[DocRavage]

@Pooky1991

I actually kinda doubt that. Whenever I decide to dabble in trolling, I don't ever put that much effort into it. I wouldn't be above writing a troll fanfiction, but writing "warnings" that long...

[Pooky1991]

@DocRavage The idea that this was a serious fanfic scares me>.<

[DocRavage]

@Pooky1991

It scares everyone. =/

[maxrocks14]

When she started babbling on about her persona, I couldn't help but imagine her shooting herself in the head trying to summon one.

[SonicWolvelina99]

@maxrocks14 I can already imagine her summoning a certain green penis riding on a chariot. And dying. >_>

[BecauseICanization]

REAL LEMON.

[Tomonator7]

On behalf of all girls who play this game, I apologize

[SonicWolvelina99]

Obviously, she doesn't understand the concept of persona. A Persona is the 'other you'. It's a manifestation of ones psyche (soul). If what the author said was true that Jenna was her persona then she's no different from Tara-what's-her-face.

[YamsRyu]

@SonicWolvelina99

Or rather, she didn't understand what she was having wasn't lucid dreaming but just very strong fantasies and such. Aka she'd imagine shit so hard she probably fell asleep, woke up, thought she'd been lucid dreaming.

Kinda like Meyers.

[SonicWolvelina99]

@YamsRyu Yeah. That pretty much is it; she's a fangirl with incredibly strong fantasies of a fictional character that "somehow" made their way into her dreams when she was sleeping and into the interwebs, making us review on how "epic" it is. It's like she planned this from the start.

[UsagiNintendoGirl]

Sorry guys, sorry, but I really want to point this out.

When manwithoutabody said "100-150 pigs," Did anyone else think about LoZ Wind Waker?

[dystopianlover]

At least the author wasn't having lucid dreams about Final Fantasy...

[Noclip31]

"In a lucid dream, you can control your dream."

Holy crap, this explains so much.

[ShineLittleBlossom]

Haha you, sir, are awesome! I honestly have to admit that, the way she explains and repeats everything in the author's notes, reminds me of Mojo Jojo from the Powerpuff Girls [I'm a moron, I know]..

[nicolebmoviesFTW]

Am I the only one thinking this moron didn't beat OoT on her own? I mean, that game has some really challenging temples (Water Temple...) that caught up even intelligent gamers. I really doubt Link's Queen could've beaten a lot of OoT without a play-along guide, and I don't know if she'd be smart enough to seek one of those out. She probably had to get her brother to beat it for her, or something (assuming she had a brother).

[Jack0vAllTrades]

"IF you are squeamish about SSSSEXXX"

I could listen to him saying that forever, it's just so hilarious the way he says it

[GoldenGamingPhoenix]

Haha, you gave the hammiest and most over the top voice ever. Nice work ;)

[AnomalyINC]

Wow, Vincent Price meets BRIAN BLESSED.

Awesome.

[Tareltonlives]

@AnomalyINC YES! That's a perfect description; we have reached the holy grail of hamminess.

[Lulzman69]

2:08

I FREAKING LAUGHED OUT LOUD. HARD.

[ascaryrobot]

Actually, scratch that, you sound like Robotnik.

[ascaryrobot]

Your voice sounds amazing, a little like a heavier Yahtzee Croshaw.

[Athils]

Calling this story "queer" is like calling the Marquis de Sade "unfriendly."

[Alastorlancer]

I am sorry. BUT this man is a large ham! Bravo!

[UsagiNintendoGirl]

"I have shared this story with many other people and so far they all liked it."

I can't help but think that Stephenie Meyer was involved with this...

[Tareltonlives]

@UsagiNintendoGirl Yeah, something tells me Stephanie Meyer and Cassandra Claire have this as one of their inspirations

[AdorableWolfTengu]

Thanks to the image, I had to refrain from making a 'My DINNER life' joke.

Anyhoo, this was the first dramatic reading i'd heard. It's started out well so far, I'm going to keep listening.

[MrEther75]

Dear lord. 5 minutes of ranting and the author notes are only half done. Anyway, well done. You give off a real "Masterpiece Theater" hamminess. I love it.

[NarutoXNani]

Dude, you are the best dramatic reader on the face of the earth.

[UoyUbet]

Wow.

[lamnaa]

Whenever I see the word "char" I always assume they are talking about Char Aznable, the Red Comet. After all if they meant character they would have just typed it.

[ZiloTheStrange]

How did you not die of laughter from reading this, like I did?

[Silviremon]

MY CHEEKS HURT SO DAMN MUCH FROM ALL THE LAUGHING!!!! Oh my god, that was hilarious.

[FangzV]

I listen to this all the time just to hear "REAL LEMON"

I like how it's precious to Link. I can just imagine middream she's crying and telling him all about the MEAN FANFIC REVIEWERSWHO DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE.

[tabrismacbeth]

This. This is the thing a text-to-speech British robot couldn't de-suck. Seriously, run this shit through NaturalReader with Daniel, and about 75% through, an error message will pop up saying "fuck it, I give up".

[ClichedNameFTW]

This is great. I laughed throughout almost the whole thing. xDD

As a lucid, episodic dreamer and Zelda fan (and sort-of writer), this story kind of terrifies me... anyone else have that reaction? xDDD

[XxToKyOmEwxX]

@ClichedNameFTW Oh God. I do, too.

I'm a huge Zelda fan and a lucid dreamer, although I don't write fanfic. This story frankly terrifies me..it might have killed part of my childhood. Sigh.

[ClichedNameFTW]

@XxToKyOmEwxX

Just think about it... this could have been -you-!

Yaaay, scary thoughts. >:D

[XxToKyOmEwxX]

@ClichedNameFTW But even if it was me, I'd have the common sense not to write about it and release it on the internet. :l

[theluckynames]

Dude, you have the most awesome voice ever. Ever.

[QueenofYou188]

OMG, I love your yelling voice. XD

[EGLchan]

LttP came before OoT, just saying.

[GreenIrelandGirl]

Did your throat hurt at all when you were finished reading it? It sounded painful... all those caps...

But I love this, I laugh so hard, my sister comes in yelling at me to shut up which is hard to do

[DragonitePrincess]

It would have sounded a little less insane if she had not typed all in capital letters.

[Nightband]

jesus, golum scared the crap outta me

[Brinah]

The anotations are the icing on the cake! Well done, sir! :)

[LordOmberus]

About one in five of my dreams are lucid. And I gotta be honest, I mostly use it to have sex with video game characters.

At least I don't write about it on the internet.

[ZanaBonanza]

Oh my god, what the hell...I love your voice though.

[VainDiamondInc]

Omg, that was so... amazing. :D

[shinobiflare]

You sound a bit like LittleKuriboh after getting drunk. Which is hilarious. xD

[handmiadenofgod]

When you read the part that was in ALL CAPS I totally cracked up XD Thanks for posting this.

[ZeranEmpire]

I love your voice. its hilariously dramatic.

[Falor5151]

This guy just chews the scenery. Love it!

[PunkRockaMama]

Please, make me a text tone of you saying 'THIS IS TOO QUEER FOR YOU'. I might pay you. It'd be worth it.

[manwithoutabody]

@PunkRockaMama What's a text tone?

[PunkRockaMama]

@manwithoutabody The noise when you get a text to your mobile phone :)

[manwithoutabody]

@PunkRockaMama I don't actually know how to create a file like that, but I'll record the line if you want, and then you can do whatever to convert it. Would that help?

[PunkRockaMama]

@manwithoutabody

THANK YOU. :D

[nell582]

I love how, in telling us not to flame or "excessively lash out" at her, she is doing just that to us.

[hillphyre]

"Queer" is another word for "weird," just more out-of-date. Like how "mad" is actually "crazy."

[LinNeTule]

This is the best reading I've ever heard. In my life. It certainly is dramatic; but only because it's entirely appropriate.

[StephanieAl16]

This is just so awesome. You are the king of Dramatic Readings, and also the king of hams. Words cannot adequately describe how freaking amazing this is.

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

2:10-2:18

My god. MY GOD. That was amazing. Imma back that up and listen to it again.

[skepsie]

your voice... is hilarious :D

[BlueUncia]

I love how she thinks that having "lucid dreams" is extraordinary. It's called daydreaming and everyone does it. XD

[manwithoutabody]

@BlueUncia No, lucid dreaming is actually fairly rare and very different from daydreaming. Chris Nolan has lucid dreaming, and it inspired him to make Inception, which was, simply put, a lot better than this fic.

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

@manwithoutabody

I thought lucid dreaming was dreaming when you know you're dreaming..?

Like, you know it's a dream but you don't wake up?

[HanuuEshe]

@EarthlyMaidenLita That's part of it, but you also have to have some control over your dream. You know you're dreaming, but you also know that since it is your dream, it is completely possible for you to marry a fictional character, or have a groinsaw.

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

@HanuuEshe Oh. Then I lucid dream a lot.

Usually I save the earth and there are dancing tubas.

[StArMasteRz]

@manwithoutabody It is not that rare, you can get them pretty easily if you know how, and it is not that hard to do; though you can't control EVERYTHING

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

@manwithoutabody

I can do it, up to a point. If she actually had real dreams, that might be impressive, but since she controls her dream...

I should write about my dreams. They don't make any sense at all.

[Tareltonlives]

@BlueUncia And I don't get why she thinks people want to hear about it", he muttered as Hermione Granger reached a hand down his pants

[ZoneofZay]

You are, without doubt, the largest ham I ever had the fortune to listen to. XD

[MoonIMover]

You sound like one of the Knights from "WarCraft III" combined with one of the Daleks from "Doctor Who." Awesome.

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Dear god, I'm a nerd.

[gumbal1]

3:17

Things like that make me fave videos.

[lycaonpictus77]

You sound like Trekky Monster during the all-caps. XD

This is probably the most amazing thing I've ever heard. Ever.

[DancingInTheRain73]

Wait...this is an ACTUAL adult writing this? This ISN'T an immature pre-teen with horrible spelling? Wow. I suddenly understand why the world is going to hell at this time. My stomach is actually hurting from listening to such ridiculous nonsense. Though it is funny at the same time, especially how she wants to be taken so seriously while writing about sex dreams with a fictional character.

[Tareltonlives]

Epic. It's like if Kenneth Branaugh did an audio version of Twilight.

[Plood]

Go into professional voice acting. The world needs your voice. 

[Takeshi357]

Must've been written by a Twitard.

[Ephrai]

Thank you for just making my day.

[nirniva]

You, sir, are EPIC. Also, the notations are hilarious.

[TheBlackLobo]

You have to be the largest ham I've ever heard.

[AniRemi]

You, sir, could probably be a fantastic voice actor.

[Zuifan]

I bet she threw a hissy fit hearing about this lmao. You are certainly the most awesome person on the face of the Earth. You wouldn't happen to be interested in doing a reading for My Immortal?

[theauthorman123]

Dear god, what the hell provoked this woman into going off the deep end at the end there?

[579862BRADLEY579862]

Congratulations. I didn't even get halfway through this before I was laughing to the point of tears. And then there was Gollum, and that left me hurting in the abs from laughing so much.

[Supernaturality]

Manwithoutabody, you have the voice of a god. I salute you.

[TechnologyWitch]

Found a link to this video on TVtropes. It's as epic as I was told. XD  It's kind of sad, though; there's clearly something wrong with the author if she really believes everything said here. XD

[brynnagiadrosich]

I think I lost it after the three minute mark. It was the kind of laughter that turns into morbid curiosity, and then your mouth hangs open, in sheer amazement as to what is coming up next.

[skinnerburgers]

I must remember to teach my children to read fanfiction like proper ladies and gentlemen.

[14thOmega]

Such an EPIC voice you have!

You've made this tripe (er, the story that is) just fucking hilarious!

[KaterzTheMSTie]

I just read this fanfic all the way through, blind, in one sitting. I also wrote down things that I was thinking in real time. I broke me, it really did.

The worst part is, I have no idea where on the internet I should put everything I just wrote.

Anyway, this dramatic reading is possibly one of the funniest I've heard so far. You are a trooper to be doing this.

[Sanguiluna]

Stephanie Meyer's little sister?

[Catdrake]

this may be one of the most epic dramatic readings i've sat through. You sir, are the largest ham since Kamina, and I SALUTE YOU SIR!

[cdiSPAGHETTI]

@Catdrake Largest ham since Kamina? Please, he would make BRIAN BLESSED cower in fear from his awe-inspiring quantities of ham.

[doremidreams]

I smacked myself so many times reading this story, to be blunt, it sucks :D

[BritneyFanFeva]

Bitch is insane...you are so good

[horngatekeeper]

Crazy B*tch much?

[shadowrose0412]

Or Link's Awakening, but who's counting?

[Grug16]

You need to say "Mah Boi" in one of these videos.

[manwithoutabody]

Although I myself don't say it, the clip does show up (with slight tweaking) it Pt. 5. If you really want to hear me say those two words, check out my 100 Subscriber Spectacular.

[EzriDaxofWGW]

@JulesKD,

LOL. I just remember her showing up at GAFF and bringing her personal flamewar with you to the forum. I didn't know that MissCam was ber beta though, but then the wank was pretty confusing. IIRC she had the stupidity to claim that Jenna was not a Mary Sue because it was a char that was a representation of her personality.... which we were all telling her IS pretty much the definition a Mary Sue. Those were interesting days.

[thegrimripper322]

This is the imbodyment of everything wrong with the internet.

[auronfangirl]

Oh god. I laughed until I cried.

[IntenslyStupid]

So, I imagine she deletes any reviews that negatively criticizes the story, even if the review is constructive, or at least legitimately points out the flaws.

[manwithoutabody]

Most likely. She insists that it's only the ones that are deliberately mean, but given how reactionary and egomaniacal she is, I'll bet that's a lie. You can post your reviews here, if you want, though.

[IntenslyStupid]

@manwithoutabody Hooray!

[hilariousnickname]

Your voice. The 70s mixed with sexy and concentrated.

You will go far, sir.

[EzriDaxofWGW]

Tilly as in Jenna's beta? Yes?

[JulesKD]

@EzriDaxofWGW

I wasn't her beta; that was MissCam. I was TEH EVOL ONE!!!111111 who told her to stop writing because it was painful. :D

[JulesKD]

OH MY GOD. I can't tell you how perfect this is.

~~Tilly ^_^

[Lynn17]

I. How did I not find out about this sooner?! *subscribes*

[GunnyJH]

King of all Hams right here folks

[MrStrifeDP]

The precious bit was fucking epic.

[PhantomSkyfire]

*Gigglesnort* Hilarious.

[Qlberts]

Good grief. Who's calling who immature?

[caseyello3]

I always burst out laughing at 'THIS IS NOT THE TYPE OF STORY'. Fantastic work.

[emilygclarinet]

I watched this video last night and I laughed myself to tears...twice.

Well done!

[emilygclarinet]

"100-150 pigs worth" made me laugh so much!