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  • That was so very, very uncomfortable to watch

  • all in one take niceee

  • that seems like the menu to the best thai restaurant ever

  • You know what Jake= Squidward and Amir=Spongebob....

  • Jake pulls the hottest face at 1:27.

  • don't fuckin touch it... that's what she said. No, really. that's what she said when i tried playin with her lovely brown eye

  • Except for the people who are talking about the video ofcourse

  • Too much unnecessary comments here....

  • Don't fucking touch it!!!!

  • @CanadianFighter2k It's more sophisticated than anything you've ever watched. If you've got so much confidence to say something like that, maybe it would be easy for you to come out of the closet

  • @dorayouki No he's right.. Anime is gay.

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  • i did that to a girl in my class once we fucked afterwards

  • Well... 230 more videos.

  • Amir was so quiet i thought i had my sound off

  • @dorayouki this has like nothing to do with the video

  • thumbs up if you think the 90s was an awesome era for anime

  • @dorayouki yea wtf? are you talking about p.s anime is gay

  • why are they getting less and less views??? /=\

  • every body notice Amir switched his lighter color

  • Anyone notice that it skips from 2:19 to 2:21?

  • amir may be a stupid moron, like jake said, but whoever gave him his job is a waay bigger moron

  • jake is trying so hard not to laugh in this one

  • YEA BOYY jake's outfit on my b-day

  • cmon baby just 1 time

  • Think CDI College has the permission of LMFAO to use their song?

  • lol hes struggling with laugher

  • December 3 is my birthday!! 

  • Lol Amir always says "Half a second"

  • press 2 its funny

  • i feel like The Roomate is just girl version of jake and amir

  • I love amir doing random stuff..

  • My question is, how did Amir get a job in the first place....? #thingsi'llneverunderstand

  • :)

  • I think Amir just wanted to know what cool people wear because people don't like him and if he looks like cool people do others will like him more. I feel sorry for him.

  • get me a cloth, theres a red stain on the like bar :P

  • How did Amir get his legs up there?

  • the outtakes for this one are amazing xD

  • I told my best friend that she reminded me of Amir, and she wanted to know who Amir was, so I showed her this. This was a bad episode to show her what Amir was like. She was very insulted. xD

    But seriously, she reminds me wayyy too much of Amir. Except she's not stupid.

  • @youandihavenolife Marry her....NOW

  • @MegaWeegie Oh God no.

  • How did Amir learn the word redundant??

  • Oh, so that's how Amir knew what to wear the following year in the holiday Episode!

  • At 0:06 my internet connection crashed and I ended up looking at THAT for quite seconds. I have no comments

  • haha, i dont think any guy can say he hasnt tried what amir did in those first few seconds :P

  • How does Amir know what redundant means?

  • 00:46 = FIRE HAZARD

  • Amir is really flexible...

  • Jake so desperately trying not to laugh.

  • Y ou need to make one of these where Amir kisses Jake and it's like an "accident." Juss' sayin'.

  • @youandihavenolife You know there is a video of them kissing, legit...

  • @pennydesouza Pff yeah, but it was only 1/4 of a second. xD

  • Jake in cutoffs... I like :)

  • hahaha...DON'T FUCKEN TOUCH IT

  • I'm trying to remember where that sound effect is from that Amir did at the beginning.

  • HEY GUYS, please watch our videos, check out our channel and subsrcribe :) (you'll lol)

  • i love.

  • all in one take, pretty impressive

  • @shaq147 exactly what i was thinking

  • It looks like Jake has a boner when he crosses his legs..

  • omg.....this is amazing

    

  • Amir is my soul mate *o* we be peehffeecttt he can be muh pedooo beear c:

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  • @5685TN yea well so are you

  • is it me or is jake getting a boner at 1:44?

  • Could somebody please make more quotes from the video because the rest of us are incapable of getting the joke the first time...*sarcasm* FYI

  • "I'm gonna get rid of this"

    "No, I'm going to get rid of it"

    "DON'T FUCKING TOUCH IT!"

  • Who let Amir have a lighter?

  • sometimes they bleep curse words and sometimes they dont lol

  • 1:31 Amir dancing lmao

  • it's-it's-it's-it's-it's-TODAY­ JUNIYAHHH!!!

  • @TheFearlessGFX the vid froze that that exect point!

  • huuuhhhhh c'mon baby one time! lolz

  • "you're freakishly obessed with me" aka love....or at least if amir was smart enough it would

  • its its its its its its its today junior!

  • i love watching jake trying to hold in his laughter!

  • anybody else notice jakes wearing skinny jean shorts?

  • I think that's the longest that Amir's been remotely quiet..

  • DONT FUCKING TOUCH IT!

  • amir has the best robot

  • "its-its-its-its-its-its-its TODAY JUNIOR"

    As much as i hate it when people guote the video, that was fucking hilarious you cant deny it.

  • "don't Fucken  touch it" lmfao

  • 2:10 Amir starts making an awesome beat...for Amir.

  • lol jakes pants

  • aww. i'd probably be freakishly obsessed with Jake if i worked with him to

  • ...........Amir- I'ma get rid of this-

    Jake- No i'll get rid of i-DON'T FUCKING TOUCH IT!

  • i watched this on 11-11-11 at 11:11, but that doesnt matter

  • 1:18 to 1:25 is Jake trying not to laugh.

  • just got my glasses it's like watching this in HD...

  • @superfunny1972 wait til u see what HD looks like...

  • Funny how Jake didnt bother asking about the farting into the lighter

  • 1 take??? how is that even possible???

  • I'm doing that to my psych teacher... Creepy.

  • Billy madison reference :) i love this episode

  • I found this easy to masturbate too

  • jake is a cutie wen he runs his hands through his hair

  • LOL at the end xD

  • i have school in the morning..... its past midnight...... curse you jake and amir

  • The akward moment you find out that your work colleage has a record of your clothes :L...

  • how come these two remind me of smoosh for some reason? (btw im more talking bout the opening not the actual content)

  • longest. silence. ever.

  • T...T...T...TODAY JUNIOR!

  • Was he trying to burn it? lol

  • From the very begging i pissed myself laughing:) Couldnt stop!:D

  • i absolutely love how Jake tries to have a little silence time and Amir cannot sit still for HIS LIFE

  • Haha Jake says "you're 'A' stupid".

  • who wouldn't be obsessed with jake? LOL

  • Shit, 3:27am. Fuuuuuuuuuuckkkk......... >:C

  • all in one take.... impressive

  • Billy maddison!!!!!! xD

  • Sexual tension...

  • TUH-TUH-TUH-TUH-TUH-TUH-TODAY JUNIAH!!!!!!!!!1

  • TODAY JUNIA!

  • How the hell did he keep the lighter lit while spinning O_o that's pro. I can't do it at least

  • @Gright You tried?

  • i thought amir was illiterate?

  • LMAO @ the silent part!

  • All one take

  • Every time I watch one of these I have to ask myself...

    ...What the fuck?

  • I'm supposed to be doing Maths coursework.

  • Was that all one take? Well done Jake and Amir ^_^ Well done.

  • who else has the advertisement audio play twice?

  • @squirmage ME!!!

  • scroll up you are missing the vid, ive heard that so many times im sick of it

  • 6 for inaporpriate move

  • The icon looks like the like and dislike bar...

  • i drink gigantic glasses of whiskey

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  • Thumbs up if ur comment never been in the top comment

  • You still didn't scroll up

  • si usted sabe lo que estoy escribiendo pulgar hacia arriba

  • @smokeweed442200 Yo no voy a joder los pulgares su comentario SKANK poco original!

  • Okay. Last one for suuure... Damn it nvm.

  • my faVORITE video by far

  • "scroll up you are missing the vid"

    NEVER, because i read the comments after i watch the video 8D!

  • billy madison

  • 1:15 LMFAO! I actually couldn't stop laughing after that :')

  • @ReeceTheBear lol billy madison reference :DDDD

  • @FITBMX97 I know, so epic :)

  • amir is gay... and  stubborn and annoying

  • awkward xD

  • Hmm, Im sitting in the same chair as amir right now.

  • Robot High Five FTW

  • Anyone else catch the "peace in the middle east" bit? lol

  • billy madison reference? fuck yes! :D

  • Press two rapidly

  • @harvisamazing hahahah cool

  • 1:30 lol

  • I cant believe they did this in one take without laughing.

    And they didnt, the outtakes to this are hilarious

  • It's it's TODAY JUNIOR!

  • Amir : 'I'm gonna get rid of this', Jake: 'NO, I'm gonna get rid of this!", Amir : 'DONT FUCKING TOUCH IT!!'

  • LOL! press 9 repeatedly!!!

  • 1:21 jake is trying so hard not to laugh :P

  • DONT FUCKING TOUCH IT!! thats whats she said

  • God damn it sealy, your commercials are repelling me from you rather than making me want to buy one of your matresses...

  • repeatedly press1 for orgy

  • This was made on my birthday :)

  • at 1:49 i thought amir was going to do the reach/yawn/stretch move to pick up jake.

  • Jake almost lost it like 5 times

  • 0:10 rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr cmonn baby one more time

  • My mom walked in when he said dont fucking touch it and thought i was watching porn

  • 1:30 I'm going to do that every time I stretch.

  • Thanks alot guys for the Quots of the video that I have just seen, and heard...thanks again

  • Ha love the finger drums

  • why was Jake wearing a yellow belt? What a tool.

  • the beautiful thing about this is that it's in one take.

  • the lighter thing made me laugh so hard. dont know why

  • scroll up you are missing the vid

  • @lopzorzz You are just copying the other comment on the other video..

  • @lopzorzz My screen's so big that I'm not muahahahaha... ha...

  • @lopzorzz I cant miss it, my screen includes your comment and the video on one screen

  • @lopzorzz No I'm not, New Youtube make sures that I am able to read the top comments while watching the video so HA! :D

  • @lopzorzz jokes on you! i paused it!! :D haha

  • @lopzorzz Nah, I paused it.