And so, once the rescue helicopter arrived, DC armed the nuke and escaped to safety as mappy land was utterly obliterated. all that was left of those DAMN CATS was a pile of irradiated goo.
I like how when you die at 0:17, that trampoline standing a block to your left immediately jumps up to taunt you. I mean, come on, that's just spiteful.
Wait, did Mappy have sex since last we saw him? And did nearly 2 years pass between those levels? And what happened to his days on the force? Oh, Mappy. So many mysteries to your horrible life...
Mappyland was one of the first games I rented for my Nintendo way back when (I didn't like the game at all). I have enjoyed this set of posts massively. Thank you. Never knew there was a prior game!
You probably don't care about this, but since I kinda overplayed the first Mappy way back then...
In the bonus level you're supposed to wear down the trampolines to get through faster. You do this by pushing left or right against a wall, making your jumps last only a fraction of a second and thus breaking them in time to get all balloons. You still need some planning.
Mappy Land 2: Son of Mappy was canceled when several of the designers were immolated by angry fans. No one pressed charges, including the badly burnt designers. Mappy Jr. and Mapico became minimalists, asking for one and sometimes 0 items per level. Goro was arrested and sentenced to crazy cat lady houses for 2 to 10 years.
Mappy took a 48 week nap. He was awarded the title of Master of Mappy Land and granted heat vision.
Wait... I just realized, you keep talking about Mappy Land being where you go when you'll die, and you've been going through the 5 stages of acceptance BACKWARDS throughout this LP.
I don't remember DC ever bargaining with Mappy Land, but he does start off with acceptance and end with denial (kinda), with fear and anger in the middle.
If I had to go through stuff like that to please some impatient broad like Mapico, I'd shove baseballs down her throat, rings up her nose, cheese in her ears, and a Christmas tree up her hiney before forcing her body over a cliff.
I must admit that while my first reaction was "WHAT?! They couldn't even give the game a real ending?! That's HORRIBLE!", it's actually rather fitting given than Mappy Land is Hell, since the popular notion of Hell is a place in which you're stuck doing the exact same thing over and over again for all eternity. Reminds me of the spikes ending of Karoshi 2.
I gotta say DC...I love your videos..but I don't like you torturing yourself over this xD Congrats on finishing Mappy Land! Hope whatever you do next if more fun for you. :3
I truly loved watching you play this DC. Though Mappy land was clearly torturous, this is now one of my favorite Let's Plays by you (next to the Chzo Mythos of course).
Four times he travelled, Collecting items of worth For those that he loved. Gave cheese as a gift, Gave rings for an engagement, Gave trees in Christmas. And when the child came Gave baseballs for his birthday. And then, Mappy died. Spin, spin, spin he went. Rolling, tumbling into grave Game over, Mappy.
Am I the only one who actually likes Mappy Land?!
TheTerrificTracy 8 months ago
This game is excellent.
Janumarketus 1 year ago
I'd like to see Mappy Land be made into a full, 3-episode IMAX (or 3-D) Movie... it'd be pure brilliance.
jmb5861 1 year ago
2:20 SO CUTE!
Kappatekki 1 year ago
You know, I actually liked this game.
Of course, I was a dumb kid back then. But I still like it, so I guess I'm a dumb man.
ToxGarou 2 years ago
There is no trampoline! *maniacal laugh*
livingshadow29 2 years ago
And so, once the rescue helicopter arrived, DC armed the nuke and escaped to safety as mappy land was utterly obliterated. all that was left of those DAMN CATS was a pile of irradiated goo.
poopskinTheLiar 2 years ago 22
DC, I had a vision where you came to me and told me I had to subscribe to you or you'd make me play mappy land for all eternity.
*SUBBED*
SnowBlind853 2 years ago
wow your realy going insane on this game
Gamerofcultex 2 years ago
MAPPY it's awesome.... i love that game
qazwsxasdedc 2 years ago
You sound very insane at the end there DC, are you glad it's all over now?
Miatog 2 years ago
I think Junior's birthday celebration features pelting him with the many, many baseballs you have collected.
Because we hate Junior more.
InvaderTK 2 years ago 5
Dude!!! I think we may have lost you, or... YOU just may have lost a bit of your sanity!!!
Did Cthulhu come and pay a visit or something??
Nice job otherwise:D Keep your sanity:P:D
Kiranode 2 years ago
Wow, the original game actually looks fun! And playable.
spammonster 2 years ago
Ahh, good memories of the arcade version ;)
binderfind 2 years ago
I thought that megaman is masochistic game, i was sooooo wrong
piwbenzyna 2 years ago
I like how when you die at 0:17, that trampoline standing a block to your left immediately jumps up to taunt you. I mean, come on, that's just spiteful.
mmmawk 2 years ago 7
Somehow I'm starting to get a weird notion that you don't actually enjoy Mappy Land.
Draugo 2 years ago 32
same
macoronikevin 2 years ago
Apparently, Goro was called that in the US and he's Nyamco everywhere else.
SeshohoCian 2 years ago
Your hell is over.
So, what's next DC? Mappyland: The Lost Levels?
Really: looking forward to your next LP!
AndrewRedroad 2 years ago
Dc finishes Mapy Land, and then plays Mappy, and then DIES playing that! DC, Mappy is your kryptonite!
BygPhattyPlus 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH-anhahaha.......
Greatest opening line since that one move where that guy and a great opening line.
TheGM86 2 years ago 2
For shame Mappy! A cop turned to a life of thievery, what kind of cop marries a mouse like Mapico? She is forcing Mappy into a life of crime!
darkueki 2 years ago 4
say what you will about her; lady cold lives in a CASTLE.
mmmawk 2 years ago
It's somewhat ironic that this game has no map screen. Mappy land is a stupid name.
EternalNightmare1 2 years ago
Mappy as Micro Police!
Goro as Boss, the Big Bit!
Meowky as Naughty Folk!
These were the good old days, although I like the arcade version's look more than the NES port.
Unicronomicon 2 years ago
I saw the original Mappy on the Wii Shop channel the other day. I burst out laughing, for some odd reason or another.
DrolKeegEht 2 years ago
Nyamco is the name I think. Goro is better.
Jarrid 2 years ago
MAPPPPPY LAAAAAAND
LordTyphoon 2 years ago
Only in Mappy Land could a trumpet control draw bridges.
MaliciousxFrog 2 years ago
so in the first one you could actually defend yourself and when you died you didn't just spin endlessly, you did end-up just falling?
DrTXBooks 2 years ago
End of vid:
Oh no, here we go again!
rollercoasterocker 2 years ago
The end could have used a little more Clown Dog Show Time Clap Clap Clap.
Onirayushizobura 2 years ago
Rofl! I love the way you ended it with Mappy dying one final time.
Hippiesean 2 years ago
Mappy was my first NES game. Thanks for your suffering with it's sequel.
ZagZagovich 2 years ago
And thus Mappy knew the name of the king.
Kngummy 2 years ago
IT'S OVER!
HALELUJIA!
Redkaminski95 2 years ago
IT LOOPS?! The ending is a lie!
rockeranimefreak 2 years ago
The ending you described is probably the best way to imagine Mappy Land ending.
Also everyone is set on fire.
TheHelldragon 2 years ago
Wait, did Mappy have sex since last we saw him? And did nearly 2 years pass between those levels? And what happened to his days on the force? Oh, Mappy. So many mysteries to your horrible life...
VGKing 2 years ago
I *thought* the concept was familiar. I was hooked on the first game...
Even though I sucked...
TERRIBLY.
DrakeHerder 2 years ago
Mappyland was one of the first games I rented for my Nintendo way back when (I didn't like the game at all). I have enjoyed this set of posts massively. Thank you. Never knew there was a prior game!
zantara 2 years ago
You're starting to scare me, DC ;_;
SteveCentra 2 years ago
So the reward for defeating Mappy Land is more Mappy ? Remind me not to beat it .
numberings 2 years ago
Moar Mappy!
FedoraMcQuaid 2 years ago
Why does the first game look, sound, and play better than the second?
Even his death has more life!
SatansBestBuddy1 2 years ago
You probably don't care about this, but since I kinda overplayed the first Mappy way back then...
In the bonus level you're supposed to wear down the trampolines to get through faster. You do this by pushing left or right against a wall, making your jumps last only a fraction of a second and thus breaking them in time to get all balloons. You still need some planning.
That took me way back, heh.
keimakoh 2 years ago
Epilogue---
Mappy Land 2: Son of Mappy was canceled when several of the designers were immolated by angry fans. No one pressed charges, including the badly burnt designers. Mappy Jr. and Mapico became minimalists, asking for one and sometimes 0 items per level. Goro was arrested and sentenced to crazy cat lady houses for 2 to 10 years.
Mappy took a 48 week nap. He was awarded the title of Master of Mappy Land and granted heat vision.
.....I can dream can't I?!?
Jadriam 2 years ago 3
For the bonus level you're supposed to bounce into the wall to break the trampoline faster at parts.
Senae 2 years ago
Wait... I just realized, you keep talking about Mappy Land being where you go when you'll die, and you've been going through the 5 stages of acceptance BACKWARDS throughout this LP.
DC, are you a zombie?
DairunCates 2 years ago
I don't remember DC ever bargaining with Mappy Land, but he does start off with acceptance and end with denial (kinda), with fear and anger in the middle.
RANMAofCHS 2 years ago
Well if anything this game has taught you how to effectively run away from your own cats if they ever go insane!
MrWubbles 2 years ago
I remember, as a child, playing the original Mappy in an arcade somewhere...
Why did they ever make a sequel?! D:
ShuffletimeVGJ 2 years ago
Your LP's make me very, very happy. And I'm not sure why...
outcastorange 2 years ago
Did you actually finish the game or have you just given up?
Chavtheworld 2 years ago
Happy 2nd Anniversary for Beating Hell Temple, DeceasedCrab!
WatGob 2 years ago
Your mappy land series are so hilarious, good work dude, like always
McMaligno 2 years ago
Oh Goro always such a fiend.
harry182 2 years ago
Now THIS version looks fun!
When attack items actually were worthwhile, not bombs or tacks or bowling balls... and you collected computers, not balls or rings to appease people.
FwippDeathspeeder 2 years ago
Mappy shall haunt you no more! :D
Organgrinder010 2 years ago
This is the worst game ever. Play some Ogre Battle instead.
2TheDeath 2 years ago
yep DC..i think you lost your insanity with this game
ryufrombreathoffire 2 years ago
mappy wasn't bad but wow mappy land I give you credit for trying it really is torture it really is
SaintKaede 2 years ago
Just bought the cartridge to Mappy land. I hope it comes soon.
drdos4 2 years ago
...so, in the end, Mapiko died of childbirth? Good for Mappy, I guess.
MadSurge 2 years ago
Goro's right for the US version of Mappy, Nyamco in Japan. Of course, all the savvy coppers call him BOSS THE BIG BIT.
(What the hell does that even mean)
UnPlayedAThing 2 years ago
Why did they make another!? Its just so absurd.
azndaboy 2 years ago
If I had to go through stuff like that to please some impatient broad like Mapico, I'd shove baseballs down her throat, rings up her nose, cheese in her ears, and a Christmas tree up her hiney before forcing her body over a cliff.
...OK?, that's a little sadistic, but still.
Uh...MAPPY LAND AH!
Bladedlightning 2 years ago
I must admit that while my first reaction was "WHAT?! They couldn't even give the game a real ending?! That's HORRIBLE!", it's actually rather fitting given than Mappy Land is Hell, since the popular notion of Hell is a place in which you're stuck doing the exact same thing over and over again for all eternity. Reminds me of the spikes ending of Karoshi 2.
LateBlt 2 years ago
I can ensure you i won't be playing this game >.> but either way another great "LP?" DC :D any thoughts on your next one?
Dlamby07 2 years ago
Mappy land never finishes DC! It just loops over and over and over again, The true reality of MAPPY LAND HELL!!!
Shanoshi 2 years ago
This LP has helped me realize there is no need for Super Mario World hacks...
We need MAPPY LAND hacks.
Boltothemage 2 years ago
Aw it's over.
Best. LP. Ever
LiamNeesonsDick 2 years ago
I gotta say DC...I love your videos..but I don't like you torturing yourself over this xD Congrats on finishing Mappy Land! Hope whatever you do next if more fun for you. :3
mortheis5 2 years ago
Your soul may now rest in peace.
And whatever amount of sanity you managed to keep.
Karalhix 2 years ago
For a second I thought you were lying, but it is now the sequel, of more Mappy Hell.
That is going to suck. :P
Boshiegg 2 years ago
Are you referencing Evangelion, DC?
winder487 2 years ago
Deceased Crab is indeed referencing the ending of Hideaki Anno's screwball comedy "Neon Genesis Evangelion".
Ponicalica 2 years ago
It would have been quite satisfying if the game ended with Mappy's soul getting sucked out of his body and his body exploding into orange goo.
docsigma 2 years ago
Hes not about to abandon tis lp, and DC is self-sadistic, have you seen some of his other lps?
MehrunesBloodFlame 2 years ago
Damn. Original Mappy after the ending.
TamuroBros321 2 years ago
Someone make a video of just DC cursing Mappy, there's at least 5 minutes of content right there.
MagikGimp 2 years ago
Mabey perhaps play Waynes World!!!!!!!
whorevil 2 years ago
Damn Mappy and his collecting endless items. Damn him and Goro.... And doors that can knock down kitties.
freakoffer 2 years ago
You know what this means....
Booger Man, DC, Booger Man Time!!!!
whorevil 2 years ago
According to the game's intro, Goro's actually called Nyamco. I think I like Goro better.
StarkMaximum 2 years ago
Depends on if you're playing the Japanese or English edition.
DeceasedCrab 2 years ago
I truly loved watching you play this DC. Though Mappy land was clearly torturous, this is now one of my favorite Let's Plays by you (next to the Chzo Mythos of course).
TheShovelBrigade 2 years ago
at least you ended it with the original. ^^ the original rocked more than this land...
and if a trumpet controls a drawbridge, what does a saxophone do? or a clarinet?
pigfish99 2 years ago
As hellish as this game is, the cats dancing around the cat tails is TOO adorable.
DragonslayerProd 2 years ago
ConcealRise 2 years ago 6
There's a Mexican restaurant down the street that has this horrible horrible game. They also have Burger Time. :O
hamsteralliance 2 years ago
Wow such torment you have had to go through to play that game! I feel for ya man!
TranceCowboy 2 years ago
I dont get it,
if your a cop in the secound one, why are you takin the stuff?
mooman1080 2 years ago 7
It was actually the first game, and it's stolen merchandise. Mappy is returning it from Goro's hideout.
DeceasedCrab 2 years ago
Trilby: The Art of Mappy!
Huzzah!
Huzzah?
RogueShenanigans 2 years ago
Why torture yourself with Mappy Land dude?
meat02 2 years ago 11
it was a punishment he was given.
JIMBO8472 2 years ago
a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do..
solhsa 2 years ago
For the amusement of the masses!
galenloire 2 years ago
Why not!
TehPokeRizzle987 2 years ago
Likely so that we don't have to. DC looks out for us all. It's how he does community service.
Aurabolt 2 years ago 3
Because he loves doing so
HIRotom123 2 years ago
it is the price that has to be paid for entertainment xP
XionSteel 2 years ago
For our amusement.
JanusHoW 2 years ago
IWBTM
SituationZero 2 years ago
duh... He's playing it so we don't have to...
nathangrey1985 2 years ago
It's entertaining, yush? Kinda like Big Bad Beetleborgs
WaningGibbous13 2 years ago