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  • you forgot to mention not to put your joint behind your ear otherwise a police office would clearley see it if he was walking past.

  • common sense stuff.

  • this guy is the coolest ex cop ever

  • Then where the fuck do we put it then!!!

  • IF YOU DONT KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT, DON'T RIDE WITH IT!

  • Yeah....this guy smokes.

  • 12 to Infinity

    Holy shit I want to live from 12 to infinity.

  • put your stash in a security box with lock codes

  • if they get a warrant to search your vehicle doesn't the warrant have to stae a specific place to be searched..? my point it, a vehicle is "general" whereas a "glovebox in a vehicle" is specific..

  • pot can make you live to infinity?

  • whoa, who's the dude that's infinity years old?

  • makes me wonder why the ex drug cop is wanting to save the druggies!! oh wait being a drug cop he had plenty of access to dope yes im saying he fell off the wagon and became one of those addicts he sent to prison daily...not because they stole, rapped, kidnapped, or murdered someone but because they were sick with the disease of addiction...and i be damn if he didnt become a sick addict by smoking the dope from the ones he arrested. And he isnt the only cop that is crooked.

  • @Ginlovesauburn or...maybe weed isnt addictive and your retarted. The only drug he condones is weed and there are plenty of good reasons for it.

  • @Ginlovesauburn dude hes talkin bout weed obviously its a fuckin joint i dare you to try to get addicted to weed cuz if you do youll be the first marijuana is a habit forming drug however it isnt addictive look up the definition of addiction

  • @TheZRock666 your so right! they tell the lie "it will make you use harder drugs" to scare you away from what they can't profit! I have been smoking since I was 14(42 now) and I never ever wanted to use anything else, hell I don't even drink because i don't like being "out of control of my mind"!!! Ever notice; the three most addictive drugs ARE legal. and i am addicted to the first one of them (what they put in em?)...cigarettes, alcohol, and prescription drugs; all controlled by GOV. BLESSINGS

  • dude theyll cut ur car into little pieces to get ur shit you know this

  • @justwired no thats only when they find very large ammounts believed to be for smuggling purpouses. even if a street dealer gets caught with a couple ounces of weed in his car the chances of them cutting it up into little pieces is slim to none unless they have a reason to. but with the arizona/mexico border its mandatory to do so when drugs are found

  • @fishermangonewild yah i was refering to if a dog smelled coke not the weed

  • age 12 to infinite wtf

  • I hide mine in a piece of rice paper, then burn it to destroy the evidence.

    Works EVERY time...

  • You know that a law is old news in a fucked up society when a narcotics cop makes a DVD about how to hide your stash.

  • This guy is an idiot!!

  • RIGHTS DO THEY ONLY COUNt AFTER ARREST WHAT ABOUT MENtiONIN U WANT LAWYER FIRST b4 talkin BUT THEY KEEP ON MAKIN U TALK r those answrs legit let me know via email. ADMISIBL IN COURT? what IF PIGS SAY HE NEVER SAID IT?U KNOW THAT GIVES EM PROMOTION,DONT ALLOW IT.FILE REPORT AGAINST EM PUFF COMPLAINT UP,HAVE WITNESSES SIGN it! HOW LONG IF PROVEN GUILTY4DISMEANOR TAKES TO EXPUNGE IT.WILL THEY TAKE OUT PIX N FINGERPRINTS?

  • nice beer on the console LOL

    and a drug dog can smell your single joint in an overnight bag from outside the car...thus...probable cause.

    I guess you have to buy the dvd to learn how to hide your stash...or...you could do a search...or use common sense.

    Best vehicle search deterrent...don't break any laws while driving!!!

  • fuckin cops!!!!!!!!!!gimme a break bitch!!

  • A cop cannot search your personal bag unless you let them. And the cop must tell what he is looking for in your car.

  • this dude is funny did he get fired from the force.

  • I love these vids. Very helpful

  • from the age 12- infinity WTF

  • thats a good question this guy has to be joking fuckin funny

  • whre the best place to put it so u cant smell it?

  • LMFAO this guy is/was a cop and is telling us the people where not to hide our stash... im sure we can find better places than the average joe. one of my favorite places is under the hood... reason being how many times have you been searched?..... and how many time did they pop the hood?.... :)

  • @juggalo81chevyluv everytime :/

  • narcotic detector dog!

  • first and foremost when u also hide a bottle of brew on the middle console hahaha

  • Well all I heard was where NOT to hid your stash. It's a good thing I don't smoke. I wouldn't know what to do with it thanks to this guy.

  • Never get busted again > don't bring drugs into your car.

  • i like how theres a beer on the console of the car..

  • ages 12 to infinity...

  • DON'T EVER EVER

  • Weed is illegal so its bad WELL so is the music in your ipod..

  • haha i had a bong in my cup holder once when a cop pulled me over.. he didnt notice XD

  • where they hell can we hide it then lol

  • They bring in sniffer dogs for personal stash?No wonder the USA is ten trillion in debt! What a waste of money! In Britain, most cops will chuck personal down the nearest drain and tell you to piss off.

  • 21 people got busted before they saw this video

  • He Got Busted

  • Just say "no" to pot and do meth instead.

  • @viggoM35 wtf??

  • @deathgaze05 Sarcasm... if you didn't get it. Doing one drug just leads to another then another, etc...

    Drugs are for people that can't handle reality. And reality is for people that can't handle drugs. ☺

  • @viggoM35 Weed is not a Drug its an Herb...and it doesn't detach you from reality it makes you calm that's it and not all people use it for recreation 14 different states in America and in Canada they use medical marijuana for pain,stress,depression etc etc also you cant die from smoking weed even if you smoked 100 joints all you will do is pass out...

  • @deathgaze05 LOL yea right. I live in the real world. I know too many people that have their brains fried from using it over the years. And do you have any idea what it does to your lungs??? It's ten times worse then cigarettes.

    LMAO If you really think you're going to sell me on the idea that it's not a drug and not harmful you might have better luck selling rust bucket used cars. But hey if you really think it's good for you, more power to ya. Just don't be mad when you're older and F'd up. ☺

  • @viggoM35 ok so 1st of all its not ten times worst than cigarettes it doesn't have nicotine on it. its never proven that weed cause lung cancer 2nd of all you believe in that brain cell theory but that is all bull crap we have 100-120 billion brain cells and some of them die every day even if your not a cannabis user hell right now some of my brain cells are dying im not even high and im not a fucked up guy im a med student ,have a girl have my own condo and car i didnt kill anyone for weed...

  • @deathgaze05 Ignorance is bliss.

  • @deathgaze05 Sorry I was wrong. It's not 10 times worse then cigarettes, it's 50 to 70 times worse because of the carcinogens. Med student??? And you smoke an illegal substance??? Hope you don't treat anything more than pets in the near future. But of course you wont be doing it for long. Losing your drivers license from a DUI will make getting to work challenging.

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  • @viggoM35 and its not 50 to 70 worse than cigarettes it just have 50 to 70 PERCENT higher carcinogens because users like me hold it in .... and i`m not a dumb-ass i don't use weed at school and at my practical test i use it at home after school......and if we have hands on in school ill make sure Ive been sober for at least a week BTW i didn't start smoking weed till college....

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  • @viggoM35 You are right and wrong at the same time. Numerous studies have shown marijuana smoke to contain carcinogens and to be an irritant to the lungs. In fact, marijuana smoke contains 50-70% more carcinogenic hydrocarbons than tobacco smoke. however, a recent case-controlled study found no positive associations between marijuana use and lung, upper respiratory, or upper digestive tract cancers.Thus, the link between marijuana smoking and these cancers remains unsubstantiated at this time.

  • @viggoM35 That's the most illiterate thing i've heard in my life.

  • @RyanLikeDrums LMAO How ironic. Do you even know what illiterate means?

  • @viggoM35 Um yeah, i have a high-school education, and you are a retard dude. get educated on the facts about marijuana.

  • @RyanLikeDrums "... you are a retard dude." That pretty much sums up your intelligence level (and the result of being exposed to it). If it's so great (and harmless) then why is it illegal??? Case closed smarty pants. Maybe high school needs to teach you more before handing out a diploma. ☺

  • @viggoM35 My intelligence is far greater then yours, Mr. "Smarty Pants. Besides, you don't even know me. It's illegal because of 1 man named Harry J. Anslinger. He used racism, fear and yellow journalism to make it illegal. Also the reason it's illegal is because of ignorant and incompetent maggots like you. Not to mention marijuana, statistically is 1000 times safer then alcohol and cigarettes.

  • @RyanLikeDrums Well it is abundantly clear that you've lost enough cannabinoid receptors to forget all the adverse effects from prolong use. But of course you "knew" that but then forgot soon after. LMAO

    As I said before (and soon forgotten by you) "Ignorance is bliss. "

  • @viggoM35 It is abundantly clear that you're another sheep, brainwashed by false interpretations. I'm medical user, that means i vaporize/consume cannabis which means there are no existing carcinogens. Since i've started i have not been sick, i can manage my anxiety and best of all, sleep. You sir, are truly the most ignorant fella i've ever come across. By the way, marijuana does impair short-term memory, but only during intoxication. Ignorance IS bliss, and you are the epitome.

  • @viggoM35 It is abundantly clear that you're another sheep, brainwashed by false interpretations. I'm medical user, that means i vaporize/consume cannabis which means there are no existing carcinogens. Since i've started i have not been sick, i can manage my anxiety and best of all, sleep. You sir, are truly the most ignorant fella i've ever come across. By the way, marijuana does impair short-term memory, but only during intoxication. Ignorance IS bliss, and you are the epitome.

  • @RyanLikeDrums Well you can yell, piss, spit, cry, and be reduced to name calling but I have far too many years on this planet with real world experiences to prove otherwise. All you're convincing me of is that you're in denial and will say anything to support your addiction. In my motorcycle riding days I had a friend wrap his bike around a tree because he was on that stuff. And years later other people I know are known as the "town retards" because of using it for a long time. Good luck. ☺

  • @viggoM35 The words you've used to depict me sound an awful lot like yourself. Marijuana is not addicting, in fact, statistically, coffee is more addictive. Nor are there any hangovers or withdraw effects from stopping. And as for your friend, he sounds like a real air head, should of known better not to ride his bicycle while intoxicated and waited until he got in the privacy of his home. People are known as retards for enjoying a natural medicine? Shame. Brainwashing at it's best people.

  • @RyanLikeDrums Gee great argument... I'm "brainwashed" because I don't smoke pot. And "yes" anyone is a dumb ass for smoking that shit and driving, just like alcohol (though legal). Like I said, good luck. But don't expect it to make you any smarter. One thing I know for a fact is that I'm much healthier than the people I've known over the years that smoke that crap. But hey you're the "expert" or just live in some imaginary world from smoking too much of it.

  • @viggoM35 You're brainwashed because you're a damn sheep! you believe what people tell you and that makes you a fool. I'm willing to bet all my money i'm 100x healthier then you are, and more physically fit. Thanks for the good luck anyways though, not that i'll need it. Ignorant little child, quit talking because you are only proving my point.

  • @RyanLikeDrums Baaaaa. Baaaaa ! LOL You dopers are all alike. Clueless and actually believe the crap you dish out. Let's see. More physically fit? I'm nearly 50 and still bench 300 lbs and run 5 miles no problem. Actually still ride a sport bike, don't need, dope, alcohol, cigarettes or any other BS brain altering drugs or loosely regulated FDA "supplements" they peddle to idiots.

    "Ignorant Child"?! Looks like name calling is about your level.

  • @viggoM35 "dope" and weed are two different things, sir. I don't "need" marijuana, either. I have been smoking Pot for the last 25 years and I still test as a genius on IQ tests. Infact, my mental abilities have increased over the years. I have also quit for months at a time with no withdrawal effects. You obviously don't smoke pot, and thats good for you, but who are you to judge the life i live and something youve never tried yourself?Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it

  • @RyanLikeDrums Hey I quit for 4 n half yrs and it was boring LOL

  • @viggoM35 By the way, Marijuana isn't mind altering, its mind revealing.

  • @RyanLikeDrums AMEN brother!!!

  • vehickle

  • And then they bring a K-9 and you're fucked. Can't hide shit from a dog.

  • Shitttt if i wus you guys i wouldn't listen to any of these videos trying to "help us hide our weed" because for all you know they could be cops trynna set you up or something telling you to hide it in a specific place and shxt and once you get arrested what do you know that's the FIRST place they seach. #SMH.

  • always have a drink when driving with weed so if u get pulled over eat that shit they wont find it in ur body

  • I like how he places his joint right next to the beer bottle in his car, lol

  • This former narcotic officer is just a person who want money, and don't give shit if this video will help m,ore teens to do stupid thing and get problems or became drug addicted.

    Many drugged people will see hin as a hero, but he don't give a shit, just want money.,

  • @jerryaltman Don't we all just want money?

  • This pro dugs mentality of american youth.

    Shame...

    When a drug user get too high and kill you, or kill your family, I want to see you accpet it, the drugs, as a excuse to let the murder free.

  • @jerryaltman So we should make alcohol illegal?

  • Traitor rat! If your were to turn your back on a gang they would kill you. You were a cop and u turned your back on them. Fucking loser.

  • Loser. your are my prey hahaha. Im Coming for you.

  • this guy looks like ben roethlisburger

  • How about we grow some balls and intimidate our corrupt officers and government, there are a lot more of us than them

  • @alphakraker

    its all da Gub'ment fault ma nigga

  • Love this guy! And I hate pot but wish I liked the high! You are doing a great service to Americans, keep up the good work!

  • "VEH-HIC-ICLE"

    lol

  • @longuscatius lol

  • OK don't make laugh dumb ass!

  • never ever

  • did anyone else see the zig zags in the glove box? :)

  • okay....... SO WHERE THE FUCK CAN WE HIDE OUR STASH?!

  • @gabyyy24 LMAOOOOOOO

  • @gabyyy24 word, guess hes trying to tell us the supercops will find it no matter what

  • @gabyyy24 lol if I were a marijuana smoker I would hide that shit in places WAY MORE COMPLICATED

  • @gabyyy24 you got a hole in your butt dont ya?

  • And never ever

  • what asshole puts an advertisment before there video ??

  • what? what he just demonstrated just her is common sense? No help at all.

  • FUCK canada is straight goods get busted hotboxing and nothing...

  • "never ever conceal ur stash in plain sight" umm Duurrhh.... Cause tht wouldn't be called a stash now would it....

  • @Tat2b lmfao! Very true

  • so where should we hide shit?

  • I belive putting your stash in the gas cap department is the best place to but drugs in.... First off you can say I was parked on the bad part of town and I saw 2 black guys run from my car and they must have put it thare. Trust me a jurry trial would belive that shit.

  • @2009wildmonkey1

    poor imaginary black guys =(

  • i'm glad i could read the comments and get a good idea of the response to this video instead of reading stupid arguments that tell me nothing.

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  • infinity do u mean god smokes!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • Just eat the weed before the cop gets to the window..

  • 18,000,001 people smoke marijuana I just forgot to tell him

  • gotta love the beer on the console...

  • All drugs should be legalized. That would quickly end gang violence over territory disputes. Some of the tax money raised can go into providing free drug treatment programs for addicts. Additionally, when one buys drugs safety pamphlets and nagging language can be printed on the materials provided with the drugs to decrease deaths. Violent individuals should still be locked up but non-violent users should be left alone (other than nagged but not forced to seek treatment, similar to gambling)

  • I just really don't see why it is the government's job to babysit bad behavior. Alcohol and tobacco are more dangerous than a lot of illegal drugs. Oxycontin has even more abuse potential than Heroin. Freebase anything is pretty dangerous, but coca tea has tons of health benefits and shouldn't be shoved into the same category as crack. Pot is perfectly safe, and as long as people aren't driving stoned it should be treated even more lax than alcohol which really kills people.

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  • @StatelessDave I don't like pot but prohibition is still a bad idea. I put chronic potheads in the same category as alcoholics. But I know plenty of extremely smart people who smoke pot and are highly productive members of society, so you're wrong about it making people dumb. It just makes dumb people stand out more.

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  • @StatelessDave "Marijuana use leads to hardcore drugs..."  - this is statistically untrue. It is not any more likely than alcohol to lead to hardcore drugs.

  • @StatelessDave - "On the flip side of that coin is the proven fact that one cannot wean a drug addict of dope unless; he/ she has hit bottom". One cannot wean a TV/Internet/Gambling/Sex/Tobac­co/Alcohol/Food/Porn addict from their habit without them having the desire to stop their addictive behavior. What's your point? Oyxcontin is more addicting than heroin and doctors love to Rx that. SSRIs cause suicide rates to go up and have worse withdrawal symptoms than any street drugs.

  • This cop is a traitor to his profession, his country and his race! 18 million should be in prison then. They are probably all black and hippies anyway.

  • @Armornone stop being a fucking racist

  • Yeah I agree most cops are scummy pigs!

  • whats fucking funny about this video is that he stll speaks how to hide your stash in a profesional and proper maner like cop against cannabis

  • "Never, ever hide your stash in an overnight bag. Cops can search this area very easily. The best place to hide your stash is in a well lubricated condom, inserted up your ass, like so. Notice that I tie the end first to not allow fecal matter to mix with my stash. Now insert with increasing pressure allowing your sphincter muscles to slowly relax. Using this method, I can easily hide at least half a pound of undetectable stash."

  • @brownocasio thanks for sharing your personal experiences, that was enlightening.

  • i love this guy

  • All police are scum

  • @homertalk Not all are. Some are.

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  • @StatelessDave Drugs are good. police state bad. Marijuana is medicinal.

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  • @StatelessDave - dope is heroin, moron. Only complete idiots would confuse weed and heroin. Stupidity leads to more stupidity, if anyone is going to hell it is people like you who would lock someone up with no just cause while rapists, murderers, DUIs, and child molesters get slaps on the wrist and are re-released to society to make room for hard-working, honest, tax-paying, xtian parents to get long prison terms for possession while their kids end up in foster care.

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  • @StatelessDave - cite your sources, it is not a proven fact but pure propoganda. I'm guessing you failed common sense 101 when you believe that someone taking a drug that is much safer than alcohol deserves to go to jail for many years and serve harder time than rapists, pedophiles, and murders for merely possessing a harmless drug. If you've ever had any alcohol at all then you're a complete hypocrite becuase alcohol is MUCH more dangerous than pot (I don't smoke pot I just know some who do)

  • @StatelessDave You are a phyco and just because you type something in capital letters doesn't make it true. and it's douchebag not deuchebag

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  • @StatelessDave but you don't have a janitor's sanitation badge do u? have you got your green card yet? or is there still a chance they'll deport you to where ever you came from?

  • @scotterinsam And it's psycho, not phyco.

  • @lollygaggle Opps lol, I was extremely pissed at that stateless guy i forgot that when making fun of someone elses grammer you should check your own....hahahha

  • @StatelessDave It's a proven fact that you're a dumbass. Marijuana doesn't lead to harder drugs, PROHIBITION leads to harder drugs. When buying Marijuana from a drug dealer - he might offer a harder drug to you. Maybe you should turn off FOX News and do the research before posting bullshit propaganda.

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  • @StatelessDave Africa? I smoke it legally already you idiot, ever hear of Medical Marijuana? No wonder Iranians keep getting bombed, you're all fucking retarded.

  • @HoodEmpire Yeah, dumb Federal Government can't stop that one. . . As that Retarded comment, I'm not in the military and proudly NOT American, but a foreigner here for now, not for long. But if I had say in this matter, it would remain illegal and yes, you along with others would be hauled off to Jail. But, there you would be buying it from guards so. . . I know more than I let on and, in that case; glad I ain't American. . . .

  • @StatelessDave fuck you, go back to your country where you dont even have half the rights or privileges as we do here in the states.. asshole...if you dont like it here then leave...but dont be a douche and talk shit...hhaha "turn on FOX news"....NEVER...PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN..

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  • @cky616 Better to live in the desert than with you on your American soil. . . United States is a has-been. . . This American shit ain't worth SPIT!

  • @StatelessDave then leave......

  • @cky616 Easier said then done if one is Stateless. . . I remain hopefull that I will be able to emigrate somewhere where American Spies are the hunting flavor of the month? FUCK USA!

  • @StatelessDave wow dude you obviously have some major social and emotional/ego problems... your not special and i doubt anyone thinks your cool for bashing the USA.... im done entertaining you and your pathetic existence...also i had a good laugh at you last comment..."stateless" wtf are you a gypsy? dont be scared of belonging and committing to a nation...its ok...grow a pair...this is my last response so good bye and have a happy and satisfying life...

  • @cky616 Thankfully NOT American so better Stateless than again -- sorry to pluck your hairballs with my Stateless twizzers off your limp American dick -- American. So I dash for the bash of Americo-lunacy clash! Yeah mother fucker, why the fuck anyone would want to DWELL on DEBT LADEN Chinese ass-kissing US soil, is anyone's guess? You people can't even find Bin Ladin for fucks sake, what kind of FOOKING message does that send? YOUR GOVERNMENT IS A PERPETUAL FUCK UP! No one can help an idiot!

  • @HoodEmpire It's a proven fact that marijuana use is a gateway to the abuse of junk food.

  • age twelve to infinity

  • @MrFibertiger well seems like someone's already been smoking weed

  • @MrFibertiger lol I was going to say the same thing lol

  • @MrFibertiger Because noone really knows how old you can get if you smoke enough good pot=)

  • lol @ veH-icle

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  • @lexissopro Cali and Colorado are getting there, as more and more cities legalize it on a local level its only a matter of time that it moves to the state and then federal level.

  • And Oregon, as well.

  • It essentially is already legal in Cali and Colorado. You have to fake insomnia/nausea and pay the $200 fee for the medical marijuana card, but after that its cake.

  • @HiveDes and what if you don't stash mota and stash other goods lol

  • hopefully

  • @lexissopro that would be good. I'd be happy with decriminalization for possession, no need to destroy people's lives if they are non-violent.

  • @lexissopro hell ya man i hope it happens