My Drunk Kitchen Holiday: America Day Pie Cakes

[meganglitters1]

"taking my glasses of because everything is already blury" lol!

[PrettylilSecretX]

lol this is so funny ^^

[bloodthirstyvampire8]

I am really jealous of you being drunk so much of the time. Can I join in your show?? Just for one episode??? PLEASE! <3

[AequitasSaints]

you remind me of lindsy lohan from parent trap in this video

[lovebug3471]

i like your shirt

[allisoup]

I love when you consider actually trying to take the egg out! lmao!

[Wolfmaedchen]

Wow I whish I´d know you personally !!

[MsImafuckingbeast]

"Seasonally inappropriate towel"

[LedZeppelinGuy17]

"Because baking is like parenting. First you have to create it, which is messy, then you have to watch it grow, then you have to eat it."

So as a parent you're supposed to eat your baby after you watch it grow a little bit? I guess you learn something new every day.

[d6Ic3m6n]

You look so hot

[Shadow172542]

Best yet! Melted brother xD

[fartman10284]

is that Penning's Hard Cider (from Warwick, NY, or as people from Manhattan say.... Upstate NY)?..... that stuff is good (and cheap!!!)

[XxCyanAndWaterxX]

Me: *watching ad before video*

Advertisment: Hi, I'm profesional chef-

Me: I don't care! YOU'RE NOT DRUNK! *throws computer out of window*

[oliviamayelias]

When did we add confetti! LOL

[EemiaLian]

With your egg and your melted brother .... I died XD

[MeriJen4Evax]

You are so beautiful it kills me! :)

<3 Love you!

[ChelSings4U]

Just like america: The big ones, the small ones, and when did we add the funfetti??

So the ones with funfetti? those are the gay ones. <3

:')

[SammyBaby5389]

How does she ever manage to cook anything to survive? lol I love her tho!

[WhiteGurl932]

Ily -3

[blahhhhhhhhhhh101]

when did we add funfetti?

[JaneMarsters]

Shoop.Shoop,shoop. <3

[maddie5856]

There needs to be a Drunk Cookbook!! like if you agree!

[MACVSOG345]

melted brother?

[Jaredwallingford05]

merry me



[IBNERD98]

Did you get a wine sponser? lmfao

[invisiblemuffin24]

"Baking, to me, seems like how parenting must be. First, you have to create it, which is messy. Then you have to watch it grow... in the oven. And then, you have to eat it... And that could taste really bad." I died.xD

[cowcowmedows]

cooking is like raising children. first you make it. which could be very messy. then you watch it grow......in the oven. then you eat it....that could taste mad.

[steggy13]

She can crack an egg better while drunk than I can while sober D:

[vampiremrk]

"I like drinking cider because it tastes like beer for kids" THATS FUNNY SHIT!!!

[meganknowsitall]

4:46 ...cutest mini scene I've ever witnessed

[adamfly1]

Hanna, you should legally own the sentence..."Mix your shit."

[adamfly1]

1:27 fluor

[MsDmp123]

i thought she was vegan..... but she eats eggs?

[CupcakeOfCyanide]

@MsDmp123 She'll eat anything. She just did a vegan episode one time.

[idinfection143]

"i think i just burnt my boob" hahaha this girl makes me laugh



[Dieanaxx]

"when did we add funfetii?" lol

[cameronlucas93]

"I like drinking cider because it tastes like beer for kids."

[animatedgirl9]

I just want you to know that your efforts here inspired me to make my own Apple Cup-Pies, because I didn't want to leave the house to buy a pie, and I didn't have a pie pan, but I did have that tray thingy you use to make cupcakes with. So, in conclusion YOU RULE!

[KayleeCherrette]

you are the coolest person ive ever watched in their kitchen.

ever. and your even cooler when i'm drunk.

i'm drunk.

hey, we're both drunk.

yaaaaaaaay americans!

[Lallyisaw3som3]

FINALLY SUBTITLES THAT ARE CORRECT! :D

[MeliPixie]

OH MY GOD. You like pie? You like easy recipes? PIE DOUGH, GO!

2c flour

1/2 c oil

1/4 c milk

pinch salt

tsp baking powder

Throw that shit in a bowl and mix with a fork. Don't even bother to chill it. Roll half the dough flat, throw that flat shit in a pan, add whatever filling you fuckin want. Roll the other half, flop it on top of the pie and press down the edge, cut off the extra dough, make a slit in the top, and bake that bitch for half an hour to an hour. BAM. Pie.

You're welcome.

[OMGitzBUBBLEZ]

Lol she was about to take the egg out with her hand. Then she thought about it.

[j4sonny]

you are Fucking Awesome!!!

[QueenBee20081]

She is fu$&ing hilarious. Love it!!!!!!

[steggy13]

"Who's gonna finish that sentence?"

Lol not reading the whole recipe is one thing but she didn't even finish the line

[meganVONz]

first you have to make it... which is messy

[ireledontcare999]

i have watched this one like 8 times today...... replay:)

[LoveX2254]

"some ppl are like you gotta sift it coz blah blah blah blah blah! n ur just like can you shut up?" lololololol hannah i luv u!

[SpotterOz]

Ohhh these are wayyyy better than Foster Brooks!

[gleeluver3]

the funny thing is her recipies rnt tht bad

[imalooserfromfinland]

"to make apple pie, i bought apples... thats a lemon." love youuuuuu :D:DDD

[theluckymollyshow]

there's a train coming... WHOO WHOO! :)

[soundsolder1]

you eat kids lol

[rugbycassie]

I owe you 20$

[The1WhiteRose]

"mix your egg and your melted brother" AHAHA!! :D

[4evaJesse]

melted brother"

[TheGeekgirl18]

@madisonwanstrath923 If you actually watched all of Jenna Marble's "My Drunk Kitchen Video", you would know she did it as a tribute.

[rammstein4561]

i, want, to, marry, you!

[demonicbunny123]

@sadface524 are you a lesbian? If so yhu guys are EXATLY the same

[ravingredhead11]

Oh god. How long have I been watching this?! XD

[yowafflegrl]

mix your shit shit with your melted brother..... butter :D

[VampireElizabeth93]

when i saw the funfetti "pie" i could help thinking about the gays!

[BritCurliQs]

I really want to drink with you. You make wine look good.

[madisonwanstrath923]

Jenna marbles??? I THINK SHE STOLE YOUR ACT!

[shaunabarry7]

i just don't understand how she finds all of these kitchens

[youfuckinsuck1000]

i wanna get drunk with you bahahahahaha

[TheStickyNotess]

I like the Superman poster in the background<3

[sweetness48]

"Mix your shit with your egg and melted brother...butter"

[sunnyday0905]

I want to marry this woman

[adyrox87]

"To make apple pie, I bought apples! ...That's a lemon." I can't stop laughing. You're hilarious!

[mshartz5]

Finally a vlog worth watching.

All the other ones are worse than reality TV.

[TheDevilboyaf78]

I still think you have a nice set of boobs..... and yes I'm drunk.

[sadface524]

With your melted brother, butter... L.O.L

[sadface524]

My name is Hannah,I have glasses, im blonde, I have short hair, I like to make food, Im really silly, and everything I make is usually completely diffrent then the original iteam.. ARE YOU ME!?

[XxTheKellyWellyxX]

I would love to get smashed and bake with her XD

[zackgarcia6675]

When did we add funfetti? Lmao!!!

[hmmg13]

"I think part of the reason I hate baking so much, is cause baking... sucks." LOL

[TehMasteh]

Your just awesome!

[FAC328]

Cutest episode.

[717Janie]

"took my glasses off, cause everythings already blurry"

[QueenMamaDee]

baking is just not her thing. and reading instructions! lol

[patrickwduke1]

she's not as bad as she seems

[ewolivia]

"Mix your shit with your egg and your melted brother...butter." *dead*

[13KayNah]

"Seasonably Innapropriate towel..."

[RadCuntington]

you drop an appropriate amount of things for drunk cooking. i approve

[hilleryobannion]

OMG!! Tears are rolling down my face from laughing my ass off!!



[xchelzx]

There's a train coming....ohh that almost killed me ahaa

[shannonortiz1981]

"and then you have to eat them" hahahaha

[shannonortiz1981]

What are you drinking? You are hilarious!

[00BobbleHead]

Where did you get that turtle bottle opener? Kuz

1: I love turtles..

2: I love drinking..

3: I want one :)

[Dulden310]

"to make apple pie i use apples... thats a lemon"

[ospina93]

When she almost went to take the egg out of the flour.... i laughed so hard lol

[Smithya1333]

If you can make the apple core into the bowl, your not drunk enough.

[AgitatedSmile]

5:12 and 0:43 are the best parts!

[AgitatedSmile]

".......When did we add confedy?" ROFL!

[AgitatedSmile]

0:43 LOL!

[Percabeth1218]

I think I'm going to make this tomorrow....yeah. Peg board and all.

[MiseryRevisited]

thats a lemon. : ]

[ireledontcare999]

she scared me when she popped up there...haha.

[iluvmusic019]

ahh... the return of the "peg board" hahaha

[Puffieey4]

"When did we add confetti?" "Cheese---On top of pie?" HAHAHA (: <3

[TORI123XD]

When did we add confetti:p

So funny!

[GypsyJThrillz]

When did we add confetti? AHAHAHAHAHAH

[GracetheHufflepuff]

"To make apple pie...I bought apples. That's a lemon." ~confused face~

[thecrooksareinoffice]

ADHA does not equal comedy.

[shespeaksbeauty]

when did we add confetti?

[pizzathehut13]

i ate my kid last tuesday they taste good if you garnish them with alittle aregano or cinnemon

[MaddieeeJonas]

"im just an american. i want everything....constantly"

[heeiiii]

the thumbnail is so pretty!

and you're hilarious my dear

[KissyKathleen]

"You got your big one..You got your little one.....*really long pause*..O.o When did we add funfetti? LOL.

[kacevedo85]

You know what, I might just possibly actually use that idea to put the apples in the pie crust in the muffin tin. There, easy.

[BitRecordings]

He's a little turtle...for drinking :D

[SaraSchenstrom]

Please marry me! I could bake delicious pies everyday just for you, and we could live drunk and happily ever after!!!!!

[sonicdrumm80]

Winnar!!11!!!

[gotan333]

but but but baking is a science ther is a right and wrong

[angelamodell7777]

You are GREAT!!!

[Lolxzzable]

OMG your soo funny XD!

[DemonDogProductions]

I just about pissed myself at the "melted brother" bit.

[StellaDawna]

To make apple pie I bought Apples! ... That's a lemon.

[denisebochard]

"When did we add funfetti?" HAHAHHA

[sofresh88]

Okay... I'm soo high and I just watched this and DIED laughing... which has brought me to the conclusion... You MUST also be high when you made this, a sober person couldn't have been this funny. THANK YOU for this video.

[jbizz162]

I like drinking cider because it tastes like beer for kids!

[VIICTORRIa]

"I take my glasses off because everything is already blurry." lmfaooo

[eesahbomb]

Trains coming! ooo oooooo



[0KittyGoesRawr0]

Okay, do you actually get drunk in these? O_O; You almost remind me of my friend faking drunkenness. Either way, I absolutely adore you. <3

[Robban206]

when she is drunk, she puts the glases on her head, and to drunk when she squint with her eyes hehe

so fun and so cute

[RSE0616]

...because that's what americans do. when we make a mistake we do the same thing again and hope that it happens different this time

[steggy13]

They way she thinks about trying to remove the egg from the flour... but then decides not to XD

[RSE0616]

@steggy13 hilarious!

[hottie9648]

when did we add confetty lol

excus the spelln

[BlueTheMonkey27]

Is Hannah a Lefty??

[lindze13]

omg.... "its like america... you got your big ones your little ones....(LONG PAUSE).........Wait whem did we add the confetti...." O god laughed sooooo hard.!!!

[Reallynow84]

YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!! ill teach u how to bake!

[nasgulmage]

do you have to drink to be funny? i think u have an alcohol problem...

[frizzboo123]

@nasgulmage shut up.

[plasticvideo]

You should link up with Mamrie Hart of YDAD and then drink whatever she makes so you can go bake. You Deserve A Drink = YDAD check out her channel.

[AugustusLarch]

She's a hottie. Lot's of people wnat to bone her. Some ladies as well.

[OrionsChild]

"...when did we add funfetti?" I laughed so hard XD

[racieann722]

@sleepitoff123, no, she's a functioning drunk. Alcoholics aren't that funny. Lol, I'm drunk...kinda.

[racieann722]

You know she's drunk when the glasses turn into a headband. Pretty sure I've fallen in love

[DanielSalinas96]

How many damn kitchens do you have?! I've seen about 7 lolol!

[vavavoom321]

'Ya got ur big ones and ya got ur little ones.... when did we add confetti..?' LMFAO xD

[AmericanXOEagle]

Stop. Just stop. Youre toooooo funny.

[missdeezify]

reading the captions along with it makes it funnier lol

[missdeezify]

thats a lemon. HA

[iheartvikings2012]

Melted brrother..... Butter

[msheyhey1505]

Haha "when did we add confetti?!"

[nicoledobshinsky]

I hope your boob ended up fine...

[starsight165]

"i think i just burnt my boob!"

[mns000001]

Was that Doc's Draft cider? It's so good...

[roseyrachy1]

your so funny!

[FloWearsABow]

Mix your shit with your brother 0_o

[sleepitoff123]

does she qualify as an alcoholic?

[iheartREPTAR]

00:43 omg

[missdeezify]

@iheartREPTAR lol awesome username :D

[iheartREPTAR]

you make me wanna be drunk.

[sugarbean13]

Lol'd so hard at the "bake, bake, bake" that was to the tune of "Faith"! XD

[LahxDixDa]

You should marry me :D

[rebeccascreations]

I was drinking some tea when I heard "Your melted brother." OH GOD

[TheSarcasmSpasm]

roses are red, violets are blue; let me put some male parts in you

[macsmama02]

When did we add the confetti ?? Bahahaha

[baxter5566]

Lol! Where'd the sprinkles come from??

[SugarLollie24]

"Baking to me seems like how parenting must be, first you have to create it which is messy, Then you have to watch it grow....in the oven, and then you have to eat it... and that.. could taste really bad" Laughed so hard when she said this! XD

[TheSnuzzle]

@SugarLollie24 She missed step 1b: Get really drunk

[morganlayne23]

5:24 i think we found the confetti(:

[pinkyamber5]

I'm going my hipper kitchen since I'm a kid or I can drink sidereal since it tease like beer n get crazy and or drunk like this comment if u would do that

[KaitianneChannel]

Mix your shit with your egg and your melted brother... butter LOL LAUGHED SO HARD ^.^

[bubbles7pjc]

You really like your muffin tins...and yeah, when the fuck did you put sprinkles on your "apple pies"? Also, pie has a top crust. I still love you Hannah ;P

[cutelilpoodleluver]

I don't think she uses a different kitchen every time, just a differnent angle often.

[weezerette112199]

glasses up = wasted