George Costanza Does The Opposite

[goreds03]

26 people liked this bc they did the oppostie and the dislikes are 1969

[plastichasmemory]

It really does work guys, I've tried it with success many times.

[wesj1231]

Man. I should start doing the opposite right away.

[geminiDdevil87]

i should do the opposite and dislike this video!

[trapedd]

inspirational!

[SirVolcy]

You know what's funny? This episode actually worked for ME. I watched and decided for fun to do what George did. I ended up with a new job, car, and a girlfriend.

[MrCombat1965]

@SirVolcy Your life turned out the opposite of a country/western song.

[plastichasmemory]

@SirVolcy Worked for me too, many times lol. I've straight up told girls I loved them and ended up sleeping with them. CRAZY HUH!?

[wolfacula]

The best.

[JoeyMc911]

Is'nt this season 3 episod 7 - the café, guys?

[JoeyMc911]

Buy the way guys, wich season and wich episode is this? I thought it was season 3, episode 7, The Café. But that was all wrong :(

[gottmospahedengubbar]

@JoeyMc911 Isn't it called "The Opposite"?

[TruthVsTradition]

That is so fucking funny!

[TruthVsTradition]

"I'm Victoria. Hi!"

Oh fuck. That's funny.

[Lapp6192]

I love this clip !!!

[gnrslash17]

where is 3:04?

[2Addicted2YT]

@NicktoonsRock1993 Mad faggot.

[2Addicted2YT]

@NicktoonsRock1993 Psychologist faggot

[ScorpiusCentaurus]

My life is too much like George Costanzar. Maybe I should start doing the opposite.

[Parkerkun]

@ScorpiusCentaurus Everyone has a George inside him.

[12x12surface]

Did anyone try this pickup line? Does it work in real life?? LOL!

[largesatsuma]

@12x12surface It would work if they thought you were joking.

[willypdyer]

It worked for Me !!!

[Lapp6192]

George is correct at 1:53 If you're unemployed, don't seek out a woman...... lol.

[DrDavidStHubbins]

So funny what a cracker

[SalamanderTalent]

240p we meet again

[TheShamshaddy]

"If every instinct you have is wrong, than the opposite must be right" lmao seinfeld you kill me, miss this show.

[BlazeUp1231]

LMFAOOO classic

[basehead617]

I think at the end you can hear a Larry David laugh

[FeanorBR]

>2012

>not hitting on women using your NEET status

[RabidGenet]

@FeanorBR

>2012

>attempting to greentext outside of 4chan

[NinjaKid3000]

this is great new years resolution, doing the opposite

[Charlesperalo]

Wouldn't the opposite of been George goes gay?

[vjm3]

I tried the opposite of what I knew I should do, and you guys know what happened?

Those black guys beat me up, and stole my pants.

Screw you George. Screw you and your wacky tacky theories.

[Psycho3418]

@vjm3 Then that must mean you haven't been a complete failure =D

[BlkAbishai]

Hire this man!

[sk30l]

Steinfeld is a terrible actor- Kramer, George, Ellaine, Newman, Peterman are way better class. He thinks he's funny rather what is says is either stupid or nonsensical.

[zomglolsly]

@sk30l its not like Seinfeld was supposed to be breakthrough drama of the year, it was just a sitcom

[Gerald45]

@sk30l he's a comedian ya fuck

[sk30l]

@Gerald45

what ur beef, buttplug?

[Forehead2Brick]

I love how Jerry's too lazy to get his own napkin. It's the little touches about this show....

[comprehensiveboy]

Surely it has to be the opposite of what George Costanza would do not the oppposite of what any person would do. Or the opposite of what a generic loser would do. And how is chicken the opposite of tuna? Surely 'a nut' is the opposite of tuna (look hard).

[frogskinshoelace]

lmao I tried something similar once with a HOT girl, and it worked hahaha. thank you George, and Larry David. I give you all the credit.

[biggestFFXIfan]

@frogskinshoelace aaaaaahah! NICE!!

[nobodysperfect06]

eventhough I always say that girls, women have it easier in the dating, relationship scene since they don't have to initiate anything, but the fact that they do not have to initiate is not the whole story i'm trying to say here, it's that attraction is different for guys and girls, the list of qualities that girls look for in a guy is insanely longer than the list of qualities that guys looker for in a girl

[mazitough]

I had sex with jerry seinfelds sister once in vegas

[skylinefootball]

@mazitough really!? sounds interesting how did you know it was his sister?

[cellardoor199991]

@mazitough I bet she looked like she-Jerry, a lady femme Jerry, huh? Just like Jerry's wife.

[vladghering]

bald men with no job and no money who live with their parents don't aproach ANY woman

[Karimsama]

You go George!

[LeonDeLaMole]

I'm the opposite of every man you've ever met.

[OdiumOcius]

21 people should have done the opposite

[zackhanscom]

@OdiumOcius now that was witty

[Minakou1]

@OdiumOcius

that anti-dislike joke was actually funny!

[kosmosleha]

@OdiumOcius 25 :)

[OcarinaofTime98]

@OdiumOcius I think they were doing the opposite?

[Fanik10]

I want the good plane. The Ted Danson plane!!

[zul4real]

Actually it works !!! If nothing is going your way, perhaps just do the opposite of what you've been doing all along... Let you in a secret... It worked for me after I caught this episode a long time ago :)

[49redskies]

i'm gonna try this, doing everything opposite and maybe things will be less shitty.

[TLBJohnnyAlpha]

this is me



[HonkyTonkBuffalo]

Good for the tuna! :)

[peters9nine]

I never meet women like George meets in this clip

[mccallasaw]

@peters9nine i think you know what to do

[eurozone69]

@peters9nine i do and better, and good for mee i knowww :DDD

[motleyhar]

This gave me a great laugh! It's one of those clips where you really have to watch it all to fully appreciate it.

[jwotastic]

Wadsworth constant?

[wolfacula]

I keep wanting to say George is the best. But dam. They're all so great.

[sweetness2152]

@wolfacula i dislike jerry, he has his moments but to me he just whines a lot :\

[BroGamersHighlights]

The best part of this whole scene is the slow double take George does at the end

[petrilassila]

This is why i really love seinfeld.

[CarolinaGurl99]

I wish I had Elaine's hair, it is really pretty here. I love Seinfield

[comprehensiveboy]

He goes from suicidal to cocky in a second.

[JacksonJ92]

20 people did the opposite of what they should have and clicked dislike :P

[mnypwrrspkt]

this is so priceless

[mnypwrrspkt]

he just became mr. right now

[Dogfacesoulja8582]

My favorite part of this epidsoe is when he talks shit to George Steinbrenner

[youserper]

cool story bro!

[greekhop]

This was the best and most memorable scene from the entire Seinfeld series for me. Many usefull aplications of thes principles in real life. For example, I am a man who works in an office with mostly women. When trying to decide if they are going to like something, I do what George does here. Do the opposite of what I think, always works like a charm!

[VoiceofReason06]

these pretzels, are MAKIN ME THIRSTY!!!!

[rapideye97]

My name is Bill. I have a dead end job and i still live at home.

[adamdyerseve]

Elaine looks absolutely stunning here in this particular episode.

[EmceeWhiteNoise]

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[stephen121000]

"bald men with no job no money and that live with their parents dont approach strange women" lol hilarious

[lessthanthreemetal]

good for the tuna

[andmaketherain]

Classic.

[comprehensiveboy]

Isn;t there a theory in mathematics a little like this that proves someting? By Cantor?

[NeilFraudstrong]

@ThisCantWaitAMonth

You're telling me!

[dreamsaremine]

Jerry:...Chicken salad's not the opposite of tuna. Salmon's the opposite of tuna. 'Cause salmon swims against the current and the tuna swims with it.

George: Good for the tuna...

[FabioFresh]

Starting Monday, I will try to do the opposite of everything I usually do as a social experiment

[FatherTuck]

@FabioFresh Please tell us how it went. :)

[mcbc4]

@FabioFresh

how did that work out for you

[FabioFresh]

@FabioFresh nothing really changed for me. i guess my life isnt as bad as george's. i still try and do the opposite somethimes for fun

[incrediblehulkmovies]

"Well, there's no telling what can come from this."

I'm sorry, but Elaine's attempt to give a witty punchline sounds flat.

[firestartertwistedfi]

@incrediblehulkmovies my dear sir, take a look at the script for this scene. if necessary engage the services of an audio typist. and then, please agree with me, that it is positively buzzing with terrific dialogue. and yet, you chose to point out one isolated line that in your opinion is not up to scratch. what may I ask, is wrong with you?

[incrediblehulkmovies]

@firestartertwistedfi I just think dreyfus is wooden. Everyone else around her seems to be doing fine. She sounds like she's read que cards sometimes.

[Jspang16]

and a cup of tea EHAHAH

[NeilFraudstrong]

I still cannot believe that The Opposite worked for me. I am still absolutely stunned that it happened for me.

[mickdukes]

@NeilFraudstrong Example, good sir?

[NeilFraudstrong]

I am not even kidding when I say that I tried George's technique in this video to pick up a girl and it really did work. I mean, there were some other circumstances, but the gist of this video was basically how I approached it. I am absolutely astounded that it worked for me.

[dinosmashify]

i went to toms resteraunt a couple weeks ago. they didnt have an egg white omlette. :(

[GQ023]

i was thinking of doing the opposite of what i normally do i want to like this but should i dislike lol

[Snoopepe101]

The writers of this show are genius

[CCTV9]

I dunno about chicken salad being the opposite of tuna salad. They both still poultry and in salad form. Opposite of tuna salad would be....roasted beef?

[don417]

@CCTV9 Really? What color are the feathers on a Tuna?

[MyDogBrownie]

The concept of this scene is actually ingenious. This may very well be the most logical theory i've ever heard.

[VivaConquerer]

Best scene I've ever seen.

[kman1224]

This actually worked for me! I was set up with a girl who frankly was/is out of my league and I did the opposite of what I normally do when around women like that and IT WORKED. SHE DUG ME! This episode is amazing just because of that haha.

[scottchurchson]

Good for the tuna.

[SabbaghProductions]

"hello my name is George I'm unemployed and I live with my parents" XD

[MozillaThaKillah]

Call me crazy, but the concept of this episode makes sense. Whenever I followed my instincts, it usually made things in my life worse (such as in school, relationships, and other everyday situations). Maybe my instincts went against logical reasoning, dunno. Anyways, I've been trying to do the opposite of what I normally do for awhile. I don't know if its having any effect, but atleast I'm not making stupid mistakes that I regret later on.

[patatepowa]

@MozillaThaKillah you instincs tend to follow fear

[Ienstien965]

elaine is hot! 

[swaydizzle8569]

@Ienstien965 she has aged quite well

[asbani911]

The greatest show of all times !

[JohnFO5]

This is definitely one of the top 5 episodes of Seinfeld.

[mrshiggs1]

George is the most lovable loser in the world... gotta love 'em

[poet279]

Does doing the opposite really work? Has anyone ever tried it?

[detta75]

@poet279 yes I have and no, just no.

[poet279]

@detta75 You are saying that it does not work?

[jami0070]

@poet279 I'm giving it a try this week !!! ; ) !!! hopefully something exciting or different should happen !!!

[adi87tya]

@poet279 Obviously not to the extent in this episode, but the essence is correct. As people we tend to block ourselves off in social situations, because something in us builds walls around us. If we get over that, we tend to do much better.

[poet279]

@adi87tya I'll try to do the opposite then.

[Sailorsega]

Wouldn't the opposite of tuna be some sort of red meat? Beef perhaps?

[nedwarp]

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

[theburt83]

I had to sign back in just to be allowed to like this.

[flyings4473]

17 people are employed and don't live with their parents.

[simonfrouws]

and a cup of thee rofl

[TelevisionSnob3]

This is my favorite scene ever. This and when George is a hand model and was told about a former hand model who wasn't "master of his domain". Oh and anything involving Frank and Estelle Costanza

[TelevisionSnob3]

Greatest Comedy in History

[TelevisionSnob3]

How can anyone dislike this?! I guess to each their own. Those are probably Home Improvement fans or they watch Reality TV

[TBDark1]

"My name is George, im unemployed and I live with my parents"

[rhcprh]

I think i'm gonna do the opposite from now on too and approach women the same way

[diewrecked]

Chicken salad on RYE. lol.

[Treylogan218BR]

id love to eat her pussy lol

[Octoberville]

Good for the tuna!

[TheAgentdrknite007]

I LOVED this episode. The Jehovah's Witness comment was fairly offensive but other than that this was my Fave Episode. :D

[rhodesab55]

"I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party" hahahahaha

[FlossMyBalls]

I should try this one day

[yoglio]

The most brilliantness Insight of the show!

[KevinFirm]

elaine looks hot

[KevinFirm]

I'm unemployed and live with my parents, that\s a pick up line right there

[718Gilbert]

Good for the tuna.

[SpoiledLogic]

3rd rock from the sun is a very well written show too

[puncho33]

@SpoiledLogic not

[SpoiledLogic]

@puncho33 yes it is, although i enjoy seinfeld more

[babbittd1976]

This is the greatest three minutes in the history of television.

Thank you for starting with George at the beach, and not in the coffee shop.

[25411959]

That DeeDee Pfeiffer (Victoria) is so hot!

[grk2nv100]

That line, "my name is George, im unemployed and live with my parents" is probably the best line I have ever heard in an episode of Seinfeld ever....

[ThereWasATime1]

@grk2nv100 My name is Eric, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. I don't have a car or a cell phone. Maybe i need some chicken on rye.

[Borat911]

He's in shock !! 

[Tom75094]

Absolutely the BEST episode EVER!!!!!

[Manschaft13Legend]

If every instinct you have was wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

[logancody05]

I loved "Seinfeld," everything they did was perfectly executed comedy. Casting, writing, acting, perfect!

[andywatson932]

Surely the opposite of tuna on toast is toast on tuna...

[OnCall101Villa]

>Curling in the oat rack.

[BRUCEBREVITZ]

How could ANYBODY "dislike" this video?

[MsIthinkthereforeIam]

brilliant!

[marginallymental]

Remember the rest of his day? He tells Steinbrenner off. "You have caused this fine organization and the good people of New York a great deal of heartache." And Steinbrenner says....(wait for it...), "HIRE THIS MAN!"

[CONDLAUR]

Just love George's face at 3:00. Stunned. Unbelievable.

[TheFreakinRican123]

Lol @ 2:49 - 3:00

If a women ever had a reaction like that to me telling her what george did, I'd marry her right on the spot.