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  • Looks like Steve Carell is driving the car.

  • played this game at my arcade. but we shoot the demons. not spell them to death o3e

  • Holy shit, this video is already a year old? I thought it was like 6 or 7 months old, at most. I love Cr1TiKaL

  • "It's a cluster fuck of zombies and they're big words!"

  • 1:24 two lethal weapons, one of which appears to be a ladle.

  • Haha dude i love this video i about fucken pissed my self i was laughing so hard

  • Unisex Loos

    LMFAO

  • my record power piss is around 5 minutes, lets just say 4 bottles of water can really turn a squirt gun to a hose.

  • That guy may have had two lethal weapons, but he's too old for this shit

  • Kenny Powers, is that you?

  • fuck this is old cheap shit

  • I'm pretty sure they mean "loo" as in bathroom...so they're unisex bathrooms.

  • My computer is laggin- 7834ryd7823gf74loco FUCK VIRUS trojan_penguinz0.1337

  • What the acorn masturbating fuck does unisex loos mean

  • A typing game not meant for kids....

  • unisex loos...?

  • "Just landed in the pointy nipples in the garbage can" haha

  • i have the same game on Nintendo Wii??? not typing though...

  • this is actually house of the dead but with a different name..i thought it looked familiar...

  • look out he's got a KEYBOARD!! D:

  • AHAHA:') You said you felt dumb for reading Outside as two different words. But it is infact seperated by a space - at 2:04 - so...who would have thought a game about spelling and such to that wrong? :p

  • My longest power  piss is 4minutes and 30seconds

  • lmfao squawking seagulls 

  • fuck this game is old

  • ''Hey holy shit its George W. Bush'' xD

  • the original version of this game is House of the Dead and was released on the Dreamcast, that's why they have that thing on their back I guess

  • thats a ps1 on his bag

  • @arief991 no dreamcast

  • Can i play this on Xbox?

  • unisex loos!!!

  • 'Hey holy shit its George W. Bush' xD

  • "i have to type something for no outcome!"

  • How old r u?

  • @Pmsolodkin hes 20

  • @Terrorstanius how do you know that?

  • @IwubMaiColettie in his bomberman vid, he said he was like 10 when he played it and that he played it 10 years ago so 10 + 10 = 20

  • @Terrorstanius On his channel it says hes 30

  • @SuperCrackhead5 yet you trust channel profiles...

  • @Terrorstanius Can i not say my opinion like you said yours? jesus......

  • @IwubMaiColettie in his bomberman video, he said eh played it when he was like 10, and he said "i thought i was smarter than i was 10 YEARS AGO" so hes 20

  • My record is 72 seconds...

  • Gotta go learn to type

  • Ive played the original many times and am I right in thinking the guy at 1.39 can never be saved no matter how hard you try?

  • He has a PS1 on his back :D!

  • @Caspent it's a sega dreamcast, since the game was developed for the dreamcast xP funny eh?

  • @RoxasandSoraII Oh, it looks kinda like a PS1.

  • @Caspent Dammit, that's a Dreamcast!

  • this guys jokes gave me a heartattack HOLY SHIT

    

  • Okay, did anyone else hear the part where he talked about his stomach growling at him and wanting him to have sex with it? I was a little surprised to see NO comments about that.

  • @XoddamCXVII

    We just thought coming from Cr1tikal that was common.

  • @XoddamCXVII he just kinda threw it in there hahaha

  • I think I just powerpissed my pants.

  • in this game, m guess is that theres a special ops army that has special radiaton powered keyboards that only work on zombies.

  • Surprised you didn't say anything about Dog Dirt at 2:20 

  • HAHAHA hey its GEORGE W BUSH!!! LMAO!!!

  • Hahahahaha, that piss story was funny as fuck

  • I don't know how far I would get doing this xD

  • Look at Harry. Stone-faced killer, he's got his deadly-ass keyboard.

  • I would kill to see you do a "Let's Play" series for this game.

  • LO FUCKING L on 5:58 to 6:05

  • Unisex Loos. Bathroom for both genders.

  • this was SO funny hahahah i am IN LOVE WITH YOU.

  • thumbs up if you carry around a box full of good stuff in hopes the Critikal will come out and shoot a plunger armned zombie with a keyboard

  • did anyone else see the words "easy lay"? lol

  • he says "get outa here" alot 

  • You sound Italian :DDD

  • hahahaha "PRESS ENTER KEY TO START" LMFAO!!!

  • I think MY penis almost exploded from laughing too hard at your story

  • Its Loo's as in The word English people use for toilet. FYI

  • He he. He said Hairy-ass.

  • HOLY CRAP I REMIMBER THIS GAME! (An original :D)

  • Lmao they have dreamcasts on the characters back.

  • firs five zombies = "Do ET on UK TV" xD

  • 343thousand? IT'S A SIGN

  • I played this game a bunch when I was a kid.

    Except they had guns

  • wtf this is a PSX with a huge ass battery on his back

  • ur videos make me piss myself

  • OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! I JUST SPEWED HOT MILK ON MY CROTCH!!! IT LOOKS LIKE I JIZZED MYSELF!!! GAAAAHHHH THE MILK BURNS!!!!

  • @tehcarnuvail You derserve it, if you drink hot milk! (JK ofcourse.)

  • lmao imagine if this was a game to help elementary kids to learn to type lol

  • Oh wow I have a top comment

    Cool

  • @JustinDardz he does when the lady falls in the dumpster

  • I'm pretty sure he doesn't say nipples in this one.

  • best Commentary ever

  • hey holy fuck its george w. bush

  • i played this while waiting for MW3 to come out

  • "easy lay". lol

  • I wish I had know critical when he was in high school.

  • i think unisex loos is biy girl bathrooms

  • WHAT IS THIS!? this is like college level spelling

    ooh a diamond

    get out of here that wasn't even tough

  • HAHAHAHAAHAHAH 'Unisex loose.' Seriously ?

  • Unisex Loos... wtf does that mean?! o_o

  • Good ol' dreamcast. That's what that is. XD

  • The R part was So Funny I Pissed out My Kidneys

  • What the fuck? How does it kill zombies? Giant: RAHHHHH *Runs up to james*

    James: PLEASE PARDON ME

    Giant: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • It's a clusterfuck of zombies! XD

  • DO A GTA 4 (Grand Theft Auto IV) PLEASE lol

  • The pissing anektode is gold!

  • Easy lay, HA HA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • how the hell r u typing and telling the story at the same time!!!!!!! UR AMAZING

  • ur so fuzzing funny, watched almost all ur vids

  • @SuperBazza000 well now I feel like an idiot

  • every video you make makes my intestines hurt from laughter

  • This is just too much. I love it

  • LOL eye witness for the piss ahaaha thats awesome

  • OH MY GOD I ALMOST DIED. I drank some soda, I tried to time it so that I wouldn't be shitting myself because of laughter, but I started at 5:27 and at 5:48 I had to fucking hold my both hands at my mouth so that I wouldn't spit it at my screen.

    NEVER AGAIN

  • HOLY SHIT IT'S A PLAYSTATION ONE ON HIS BACK

  • @totallyINFAMOUS its a sega dreamcast

  • @Abitovsloth ?? how is that funny???!

  • This is the only typing tutorial+game that teaches me how to type properly... other software is just too boring to use... LOLED @ your commentary XDD

  • 3:03" it's a clauster fuck of zombies! and they're big words! damn it what is this?! this is like college level spelling bee." best line ever! XD

  • Here in wales, this is an arcade game called House of the dead, you get fake guns and have to shoot the screen. Its fucking awesome.

  • omg the piss story made me laugh so fucking hard.

  • killer keyboard!

  • Thats an arcade shooting game i used to play

  • Cr1tikal!! keep doing more typing of the dead levels!! It just gets better and better!

  • unisexloos :DDDDDDD

  • This game creeps me out because I'm scared easily, but those keyboards they're wearing are hilarious. XD

  • I know this game, it's an arcade shooter. Why did they make it a typing game. In the arcade shooter the enemies actually kill you

  • hey holy shit its george w bush XD

  • This asshole's back with a plunger had me in tears

  • u•ni•sex (esp. of clothing or hairstyles) designed to be suitable for both sexes.

    DAFAK

  • i love him <3

  • LOL.

    Do ET on UK TV

  • Sorry Cr1TiKaL, but I just broke your powerpiss record... 2 minutes 15 seconds :P

  • is it me or does the things on there backs look like dreamcast's? lol

  • im scared!!! he had to type my name!!....wen he had to kill 10 zombies in 30 seconds the second zombie had my name on it...O_O

  • anyone notice the first 5 words are "do et on uk tv"

  • Imean, it's not like I'm gonna write hairy ass on my keyboard and take out some zombies.

  • Unisex loos! :3

  • @MissBlueKiss Laughed so fucking hard at that point.

  • I HAVE THIS FOR THE WII!

  • @octorock888 NO YOU DONT! ITS NOT ON THE WII!

  • @tabbyaboutroots YES IT IS!!!!! ITS CALLED THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD!!

  • @octorock888 who fucking cares?

  • Must be Utah. He is in the pacific time zone.

  • Cr1TiCal either lives in Utah, Florida, or Tennessee taking he said fox 13 news

  • "And what the fuck is that on uh, this guys back?"

    XD

  • 5:05 LOL !

  • Cr1TikaL pissing record !

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  • Lol his piss story cracked me up

  • Unisex loos......what the fuck does that mean!?

  • PAMPAS GRASS

  • keyboard weapon-niceee

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  • Rank 3rd?! Captain Keyboard Typing Class ftw!

  • anyone notice that the first words were Do ET On UK TV?

  • Two words. Unisex loos.

  • i want this game

  • Greatest piss story. Ever.

  • can someone please tell me where to get this game? i kinda wanna try haha

  • 4:56 for the piss story LOL

    'i waited 3 hours holding in the piss,i felt like my dick was going to explodee. when we finally got there , i sprinted inside the bathroom,picked my dick off the floor,aimed it in the toilet i was like shooting fucking bricks into the toilet ..it was basically a piss to redefine american history..'

    like OMFG im fuucken choking here hahahahhhhhhh FUCK

  • isnt this resident evil?

  • haha your commentaries are funny bro good stuff

  • It looks like somebody taped a giant battery and playstation one on his back to make him look cool. XD

  • He's really good at this. You think he would of pwned Cleverbot.

  • 2:41 is this from counter strike Italy map?

  • Youre fucking great XD

  • I'll save his ass, get outta here

  • u mean house of the dead?

  • Definitely one of your best videos.

  • WAIT WAIT WOW....wierd that the zombie trying to kill w. Bush was named OILY? hmmmmm...

  • ''What is curious George doing in a place like this?" hahaha

  • lol sega dreamcast on their backs

  • HAHA Germany