Bogart the Explorer The Filipino Iskwater

[dennisvergel36]

may 10 na philippine skwater na nagdislike

[rush4fun]

Mamatay kog kinatawa ani. Good job Bai.

[thejohhny69]

"they will be relocate in area outside the urban/rural area where they can't get a job and buy food then they will die in a slow and painful death" hahaha classic epic line their bogart kudos to you hahaha :-) xd:.........

[thejohhny69]

"the rare filipino iskwater" anak ng puta kahit saan sa pilipinas may iskwater eh para nice video pa rin dong hahaha :-) xd:......

[jinxx008]

Grabe ka isug gyud! Satire at its best!XD

[joseph971]

@2:00 Ayaw mo ah! hahahaha

[pistyawatay]

IT'S MORE FUN IN THE PHILIPPINES!!! XD

[deMnsent]

actually we could also learn from this guy.. the accent! haha

[VAjennymiller]

Dude, you should be on National TV. Please replace Kuya Kim, NOW NA! n_n Me gusta!

[MayaTisay]

isog gyud na bai? haha freakin funny...

[7Elemental]

with coke and biskuit hahahhhh

[123xjin]

tang ina camouflage daw nmennnnn

[wyvernjulz]

ang kulet ng resolution hahaha

[bagdatKUM]

....ginapahawa niya...grabe ka bayolente ni!!!...gina bira na gyud niya bah....!!!!..grabe ka isog ,.. isog gyud!!!.....

[kenshiwins]

tahaha extremely high tech camouflage..

[exaltastar]

Hahahaha the best to!

[GOBADONG]

nice accents

[chololeng22]

You need to catch the "Walangus perasus" The (Philippine Beggar) a subspecies of the "Walangus titulus" (Philippine Iskwater) ! XD

[warlock2407]

wew

[saintblack07]

we should be able to find .. OBE DE!! ITS THE REH FILIPINO SKWATA

[chrisjh0]

Hahaha nakaktuwa yung videos..pero ang laki ng ibig nyang sabihin ! ahahaha

[TheJamesivan]

hahahah...funny talaga...

[chelai29]

hahaha kalurkey!!!

[malditahipnotica]

lol hehe hes great!

[azureknight01]

galing ng barangay tanod magfencing

[rootsradicals2012]

hater gonna hate!

[cebfolk]

hahahaha "walangus titulus"!

[iiCL0E]

WTF Nice one Bogurt. BTW how did make it sounded like British or Australian accent? I'm just curios.

[hellomass2007]

kuk and biskweet :)

[95peachie]

cok and biskwit, wtf? hahaha XD

[akobot69]

nice camouflage apparatus mate..

[3arach3]

Giatay ka BOGART! Sulbad kaayu!

[MrRonalddy]

"walangus titulus" (^^,)..



[KiMeKiMeMore]

for the filipino tanod were goin' to provide them Cuke and Biskuwit.

[TalosigJL]

1:24 hopepopwee!!

[chrisparc]

subscirbed! HAHA. quality stuff right here. 

[110175a]

did you write the script? you are very witty

[nic1519]

ang nibilib puntdok!!! ayosa

[boplaks09]

1:28 SOBRANG BENTA HAHAHAA

[narb28]

more please!



[yellowbooze]

bakit tanod? ang kalaban ng mga skwata ay metrous manilenous destructous ambahaymous or MMDA for short....

[moshai15]

khahahahahhahahahahaha epic pronunciation of skwater!

[zodiacfml]

hahaha. not bad.

[snbonePHI]

kok and beeskweet

[crossingtheredline]

good on yah mate!!! LOL

[simoncastro888]

haha. coke and biskwit

[rrlcruz]

this is awesome!!! sana maging openminded mga tao..hahaha alam nyo naman masyadong balat sibuyas mga pinoy sa mga criticism ...

[exaltastar]

@rrlcruz - Hahaha oo nga tama ka dyan. Masyado pa-politically correct ang iba, kala mo naman mga never nagdiscriminate hehe. Pag masyado politically correct eh corny na ang lahat

[hsieh29]

HAHAHAHA! BOGART! <3

[lakhisnetwork]

Hahahah grabe bai!

[emokiller2325]

pinaghalong kuya kim at steve irwin

[alvin5019]

ang luuuupit'mas gusto ko pag bisaya lengwahe nia.haha

[hehelester]

like if u want Bogart to make lots of AMAYZHEENG videos!

[shaider1982]

Rare? Dami kaya niyan. Nasa Rizal na yung iba. Nalimutan na umaakyat sa jeep yung mga bata nito. Parang stunt men/women, kahit mabilis jeep, nakaka-angkas o nakaka-baba.

[pqueolrac]

hahahaa THE PHILIPPINE SKWOOTAH!!

[Hellscythe96]

coke og pan unta xD

[ordinary862]

Walangus Titilus!!! LOL!!!

[kpopdream18]

I LAB YU BOGART! :3

[jirohjoy]

hanep ang accent. hahahhaha.

[VINTONGFX]

kuha gyud kaayo ang accent! lupig ko! maayo da!

[enyalemay]

Like kung gi asthma na mo sa bisaya part! :D

[Bragong]

2:20 Shave sia oi

[phaemarfa]

GRABEEE KA ISOG GYUD BAI, ISOG GYUD! >_< LOLLL

[erickrealz]

@phaemarfa Alphae ay. Hahahaha

[erickrealz]

SUBSCRIBE! SUBSCRIBE! SUBSCRIBE! SUBSCRIBE! SUBSCRIBE! SUBSCRIBE! SUBSCRIBE! SUBSCRIBE! SUBSCRIBE! SUBSCRIBE! SUBSCRIBE! SUBSCRIBE!

[erickrealz]

COK AND BISKWIT.

[huntresskrystle]

Bogart: It's the rare Philippine squatter! How do I know? Look at his position. He's squatting! :))

[bunwichmla]

may pitong iskwater na napikon.

[kingandrewapolo1]

best fight scene EVAH!!!

[asdfghjklouise]

Wonder how he got these random strangers to fight, mukha silang ewan! =))

[EhmbheRtreze]

HINDI PA NAGSISIMULA.. NATATAWA NA AKO HAHAHAHAHA!

[madclown7373]

isog kaayong tanod bai! 

[madclown7373]

grabi! hahaha! ginabira nagyud!

[badantsider]

Very Funny Indeed.

[czzz3]

nakakatawa ang video pero at the same time discrimination ,racist ginawa mo namang hayop mga pilipino

[gegeibongs]

@czzz3 Walang masama dito 'pag open-minded yung nanunuod. Just sayinnn...

[battlestarnebula]

@czzz3 where's your sense of humor?

[rodneyrodneypiper]

scientific names are very hilarious

[shibuya84]

grabe!!! kataw-anan kaau ka ba. astang garaa.

[ubirter]

Sana sunod na ang Filipino Trapo!

[arkiletz17]

philippine creature? WTH! xD

[thatsdanielleee]

lmfao these nomadic creatures are a beaut!

[KingHowStrange]

Reminds me of Steeve Irwin

[shaider1982]

@KingHowStrange I think that's the point. This is a Steve Irwin spoof. Except here, he's exploring the Filipino Urban Jungle.

[cuebone69]

7 Dislikes? Di matanggap yung katotohanan?

[ixiepixiejeanie]

damn. the accent. just.. dayyum

[ChudorMONKEY]

MEANWHILE, FENCING IN THE RURAL 

[kalqquijano]

How do i know? Coz he's squatting! :)) funny!

[WlaLhungTurlani]

TIYAN JHUD SA BUANG!!

translation:

Belly of the Crazy ahahaha!!

[gudboyz100]

PINASAGAD

[dpogitae4]

ma isug na nilalalang..\

[Jamtootness]

Haha. I swear to God I love listening to your accent. xD

[anonymousome29]

itaas ang bandila sa mga bisaya !

biradas mga brad !! ^^,

[DJavr]

bakit kasi siksikan nang siksikan dito sa Maynila e andaming pwedeng gawin sa probinsya

[ichesmeister]

@DJavr 75% ng mga iskwater. BISAYA

[DJavr]

@ichesmeister yun na nga e... akala kasi nila malaking oportunidad ang naghihintay sa kanila sa Maynila

[ichesmeister]

@DJavr haha oo nga. sa maynila maraming oportunidad pag may pinag aralan ka. eh kahit meron mahirap makipag kompetensya kaya di ka din sigurado. eh pag sa probinsya kahit wala kang pera may makakain ka eh sa maynila kailangan mo pa ng pera para mabuhay.

[DJavr]

@ichesmeister samantalang sa kanila malingat ka lang ng konti kung hindi buko, may kamote ka nang makikita...

[ichesmeister]

@DJavr oo tama ka. nung nasa probinsya nga ko akyatin ko lang puno ng buko may maiinom na ko eh. at di mo masyadong kailangan ng pera dun

[MsGiusepphine]

@ichesmeister that's simply because roughly 75% of PINOYS are also bisaya. it just happened that NCR is in Luzon and just like other central regions, people who want to improve their way of living try to find economic opportunities there (not a few of them unfortunately ended in the slums). i hope people, especially pinoys, don't stereotype fellow pinoys because of regional differences. we are all part of one third world country.

[MsGiusepphine]

@MsGiusepphine as for the video, well, it's a satire clip that partly makes jokes on iskwaters and bisaya while partly presenting facts. napapaisip tayo, nasusuya at some point, pero nai-encourage din tayong magnilaynilay kung ano meron (at wala) tayo bilang pilipino.

[snakelikewise]

@0:15 hahaha you gotta love this guy

[kitsylogsy]

Steve Irwin ng pinas :P

[picslabs31]

WALANGUS TITULUS!!! hahaha

[acekira100]

@picslabs31

MEDALANGUS PAMULUS!!!!!

cooll!!!!

[milyla63]

nakatawa krabe lahat nang pamilya ko tumatawah lol :)



[RCTooLs]

Thes es duh Filifin Skwatah

[redfullmoon]

Funny :) but actually, those relocated to outside areas will not necessarily have nothing to build up on and they do not die a slow and painful death :P my dear, livelihoods come from the COMMUNITY'S NEEDS, that means that their new community will need a: tinadahan/tindero, tubero, karpintero, labandera, tagaluto, mananahi, tricycle driver, etc :) it's actually a chance to create a whole new, DIGNIFIED life based on honest livelihood based on their own resourcefulness, not their cunning :-)

[redfullmoon]

@redfullmoon and also, it's not as if all squatters are innocent poor people. sino ba usually nagnanakaw ng linya ng cable, tubig o kuryente? hindi lahat ganon, pero maraming ganon. some people ask, paano naman sila kawawa naman sila etc, but have they considered: paano naman yung mga taong legal na nakatira sa lugar nila na nagtatrabaho ng 9-12 oras kada araw para makapagbayad ng kuryente, tubig etc?

[vanstylez02]

I like his australian accent.

[reetheth]

kok en biskwit. LOL!

[dallahhawz]

grabe!! isug kaayu bai!! :)))

[vincentwyze]

degrading pinoys.. tsk tsk

[ichesmeister]

@vincentwyze hindi yan degrading. thats a FACT

[zenz9499]

we will provide the filipino tanod with coke and biscuit hahahahahahahaha

[josakura]

IDOL!

[CloeannMontoya]

Squatter LOL SOUNDS the same XD

[FreshfLies]

you should get more views than this!!! haha!

[giusepphine]

SATIRE. clap! clap!

[ybz17]

I love how it's a comedy and at the same time, facts are thrown. Specially the truths stated towards the end. And not to mention that it's in English throughout the whole video. hmmm.

[giusepphine]

hahaha mga amaw! ^_^

[akosiplaridel]

Nakaka-pikon 'yung "Aww..." n'ya sa dulo. Haha! Galing n'yo sir.

[mjgastador]

grabe ka isog gyud!!!

[sepkit25]

w/ kok en biskwet

hahahaha!!!!

[rpcado2000]

MEDALANGUS PAMALUS. =)

[masteromni07]

mga bisaya tlaga, magaling magpatawa!

[HistoryisMade1]

@masteromni07 from davao daw ser..

[reign9999]

@masteromni07 OO KAHIT SALITA LNG NILA NKAKATAWA

[ak47super1]

Haha



[alexisexdees]

Real entertainment and at the same time... A Fact! :))

[tutah101]

nakakatawa....sobra...lol

[kaintae123]

may bago na kong idol.. hahahaha IKAW! panalo!

[AbaIssachar]

BISAYA!!!! Mga talented kaayo!! :D

[7iden]

kok en biskwit... sweet! hahahaha

[masstarvation]

Widespread Epidemic na yang mga Filipino Iskwater kaya dapat yung mga Filipino Buwaya na nagse-session hulihin na ni Bogart

[jtothepi]

Isog kaayo Bai! LOL!

[taetantantan]

galing! may accent pa xD

[PlayStationPoper]

3:09 LOL FACE BARANGAY TANOD HAHAHAH

[iliveibreathe]

Ngayon lang ako nakarinig ng Aussie BisDak!v Hahaha!

This is simply epic!

[iliveibreathe]

EPIC!

[deathratrald]

"After much deliberation and an epic battle full of bloodshed, we were able to negotiate a settlement. For the Philippine squatter, we will provide them with land outside of urban areas where they will not be able to find jobs, for them to buy food, where they will die a slow and painful death unaware of their predicament. And for the Philippine tanod, we will provide him with 'kok and biskwit'... "

-EPIC LINE EVER.

[redfullmoon]

@deathratrald but it's not necessarily true.

[ginopunsalan]

@deathratrald My favorite too. This series is a refreshing take on Filipino life.

[masterbeat04]

kuya kim, bear grylls, cody lundin , tsaka si survivor man ang nagdislike xD

[plus24seven]

Grabi ka isug bay! Grabi gyud! hahahha

[superleidz]

di ka marunong mag arnis?? lame

[08kyell]

taga davao d i ni si bogart? hahaha.

[pushover420]

Really?how's this suppose to be funny?

[jadajadaboom]

@pushover420 ehhhh corny mo

[TheFunnyCommentMan]

@pushover420 only iskwaters like you don't laugh at this!

[pushover420]

@TheFunnyCommentMan Cool Story Bro!

[blindeyes153]

Very funny - well done!!!

[favechia]

love the accent!

[memengratbu]

Cebuano European Accent LUPET!!! ^_^

[coldflame539]

@memengratbu that's Australian accent >.>

[memengratbu]

@coldflame539 hoho bsta asteeg paren ^_^

[ichesmeister]

@memengratbu european? saan sa europe?

[dimples6493]

Si Bogart taga Gubat hahah!

[MisterMegaMamba]

Grabe jd ka isog bai! hahahahaha ataya! katawa man ta part! IDOL! ~ XD

[umadbrow]

All sqautters should be cruicified for being poor motherfuckers

[markuks]

Iskwaters are invasive species much like the jumping carp problem in the US. Spreading like wild fire.

[superguko]

haha ataya ning bisaya oi hehehehe

[muroamie]

di ko alam kung magaling ito na social commentary o nakakbastos na politically incorrect comedy. pero lab kita boggart!

[tomoyoandcamcorder]

ung pang camouflage niya,, malunggay??? effective!

[jujim224]

"blah blah blah.. PWE!" haha

[truinx]

Nice.. Hehehe

[NoelDelfin]

Holy makaronee! Bogart's a rare creature. Sana di sha makurap ng mga tv networks. Good job Bogart! Sana maka-jamming kita someday!

[justinsmag]

funny stuff!

[HerbieVP]

isug kaayo bai! grabe gyud!!

[RadBomber69]

Keep up with the work dude. Eventually you'll get some high remarks.

next time on bogart the explorer:

finding a member of the adis adis tribe