Black Swan in 5 seconds

[hospitalismus]

@klangtherapy better start like above

[hospitalismus]

@thedrewlloyd you came there now go back mlsson

[menelaoslyk]

"That was perfect"...more like Perfect Blue *wink wink* *nudge nudge*. (Google or Wiki "Perfect Blue")

[AcademyAwardsPerson]

@menelaoslyk Hahaha.

[klangtherapy]

AWKWARDEST MOVIE EVER N00BS L2P PLZ

[thedrewlloyd]

I bet she's a little freak in the sheets.

[zeekyzoid]

in a horny person's perspective :D

[Iceews]

Of course it´s about a chick who is fucking crazy and get cured by fucking Milla Kunis... or did I watched it backwards?

[jbrown223]

i'll show you my version of black swan in 5 seconds :)

giggity

[WESTproduction2]

My life in 5 seconds

[meriland19]

I watched this with my grandparents... enough said..

[thefatman69dude]

i saw this with a girl as soon as the masterbation scene came up she grabbed my leg and just leaned in and whispered....this is getting me hot....i was like score thank u black swan....

[oscar13r13]

@thefatman69dude and then u realised spageti falled out of ur pockets

[PooeyBum11]

@oscar13r13 lol spageti wtf

[Tiffany797000]

Am I the only one who thinks that way? I believe her last line there was 'it was perfect'. But the silence makes it look like she said "you m-----f-cker".

[001snipe]

Lol dats pretty much wat it was

[azis1100]

17 seconds wasn't a lot of time to FAP to but ... mission accomplished~!

[quarterouncedaily]

@hoshiNaka ... but you still had to click on it, huh?

[hoshiNaka]

@quarterouncedaily Maybe I clicked it just to put a dislike on it? Duh. To keep all you perverted fools out of here.

[azis1100]

@hoshiNaka go get laid, you're too uptight

[azis1100]

@hoshiNaka Coming from someone with a vid labeled "fag" on their front page...I couldn't give two shits. Now between your comment & front page I think you should come out of the closet.

[mattosgu]

Press 8.... SCARY!!

[Roguephilsopher]

Huh. I though she kill someone, but masterbation? I did not expect that.

[gingerninja79]

Oh god! I forgot about this scene, my boyfriend bought my mum this for christmas :s

[unleashymma]

go home and touch yourself... the best advice ever !

[DONTCKLICKMYNAME]

I'm going to be completely honest here. I pleasured my self three times whilst watching this film.

[kazioo2]

Suddenly DVD sales increase...

[TheMonkeydluffy455]

OMFG, I totally agree, if they would've cut out that love scene between Natalie and Mila just a LITTLE bit, the movie would've been A LOT better!! I mean, for goodness sakes, that scene lasted for like 17 minutes!!!! O_o

[Visocuris]

Press 9

[Visocuris]

Press 9

[Malfoy360XD]

Excuse me, I just need to go and gauge out my eyes with soap

[LowercasePray]

i have to go buy this now `0`

[TheShakiebreaks]

Whoa natalie portman playing with herself for a whole movie,they never advertised that i need to get me this movie.

[fluffytheunicorn1]

not to hate on your video but... that was 17 seconds :P

[CheeseyDinoLover]

@fluffytheunicorn1 Don't count the title....it's technically not "Black Swan."

[kooky3451]

hey if you GUYS want a good movie then watch fast and furious 5,

[kooky3451]

wow the movie is about a girl that really wants to be the lead role or the queen, and thats pretty much all she has been training for. but the girl lily is the real white swan because when you watch the movie and after nina does the dance lily knocks and you see little white mark on her face and shoulder just like you saw on nina.!!! and lily had wing tattoos on her back

[6048545078]

I love how her black clothes turn white at the end..... ORGASM ANYONE?

[TheGodParticle]

So the films about wanking? anybody.

[TheInsane350]

yep, that's pretty much it

and btw that's the last time i take a chick's advice on what movie i should see...

[cosmicmelon]

dafuq??????????????

[lma54638]

Giggity with a capital G!

[klavier285]

I only watched the movie for Natalie Portman...one of the best actresses imo.

[NoNameMaddox25]

This movie is more than just about sexuality.. If you can't see thru that you didn't understand the movie at all.

[CVargas]

@NoNameMaddox25 I completely agree. I remember when it came out a friend of a friend mentioned that he wanted to see it because Natalie Portman "lezzes out" in the movie. Jackholes like that completely missed the point.

[LightStijn]

@NoNameMaddox25 Sure it was.

[jessipie95]

@LightStijn Hahaha!

[oscar13r13]

@NoNameMaddox25 fap fap fap

[FwiizzVC]

@NoNameMaddox25 its a joke chill

[wubs23]

@NoNameMaddox25 you are right. it is about more than sexuality. it is about sexuality and natalie portman.

[lXxMasterShakexXl]

@NoNameMaddox25 i bet you wouldn't be saying that shit if they made a guy version of this

[MrAnimekitty]

Black swan: orgasims, ballet, and creepy close up shots of Natilie Portman's face

[FrauVonSinnfrei]

Hahahaha....

[PeskyBadger92]

NOT 5 SECONDS CUNT

[iloveyouuuu93]

i watched this movie and its a lil disqusitng and mila kunis is in it

[DanceDemyxDance100]

Saw this with my girlfriend and mom. AWKWARDEST THING EVER?

[americanpsycho93]

@DanceDemyxDance100 i saw it with my two sisters...Akward!

[DanishNinja]

@DanceDemyxDance100 It would be more awkward if they were both the same person.

[moviemaniac12321]

@DanceDemyxDance100 omfg i made the exact same mistake! except it was my gf and her mom

[carrottopsisco1]

and that's why the movie is stupid, should be more considered a really softcore and equally stupid porn flick.

[immakz]

am i the only one to notice this wasn't 5 seconds?

[oldnotweak]

@immakz yeah if you dont count the black intro it was 11 XD

[AndradeMarcoAurelio]

it makes me wanna watch this movie

[TiffanyHatch]

Good job! :D lmao

[Vandical]

It's the sequel to Showgirls right?

[RawrEhPapi]

;o

that sex scene tuned me on, too bad i had to turn it because i had 5 year olds and 6 year olds in my room v___v

[SuperHarryBum]

17

[93mirame]

this last 16 secounds?? :D

[TheExtantKiwi]

@93mirame It's not including the video intro for goodness sake.

[93mirame]

@TheExtantKiwi I know, that was a joke, c'moon

[Sirgel411]

So they allow porn in theatres now? Thought American Pie hit the limit

[Maddolis]

@Sirgel411 Softcore, you don't see any penetration.

[Riceater14]

If you watch Black Swan backwards, it's a film about Natalie Portman curing her crazy by having sex with Mila Kunis!

[hassmann2000]

Apparently, I really need to see this movie.

[SuperCherrybomb101]

O.O um....

[TheScottmcmurrey]

daaaaaaaaaaaaamn bitch

[FallenAngel1508]

hahahahaha!!!! right on the money!

[INPROPEN]

Lol i made my mum,auntie and uncle watch this and they called it "The Return Of The Fingerbob" :S LOL

[LenoreAndMcrAreBeast]

yep.

[EXTDubstep]

THAT WAS REALLY GAY

[brolyservant]

@EXTDubstep YOU'RE REALLY GAY

[jadasmith396]

Pause it at :13 , tht scared the shiiiiittt outta me!!!

[EvvydaDuckie]

O.O

[randomthoughtsfilms]

this is 16 seconds

[slaviviper1]

hahahahahhhhohohooahahah

[YuriWUT]

LMFAO!

[RaikenXion]

Still havnt saw this movie, guess I dont need to now lol.

[AwsmYetEpic]

Go home and touch your PINGAS

[Swansen03]

@AwsmYetEpic youtube poop xD

[antja10]

that awkward moment when your watching Mila Kunis eat out Natalie Portman and then your mom knocks on your door and asks what your watching. she just ruined your masterbating session. -.-

[confuzledgurlxxxxxx]

sonicfast17 that is just wrong on every level!!! y would u even put that on youtube??

[Diazefan]

@confuzledgurlxxxxxx cuz its a scene from the movie!

[sonicfast17]

That awkward moment when you're fingering yourself in front of your mom.

[100819116]

hahahahaha

[Fullmetal1890P]

I love that movie and this cracked me up XD

[jazzydannymc]

Youtube skipped 0:16!! Crazy times!!!

[surinai4214]

God I love youtube.

[meizlovely]

hahaha this is soo funnay! also the top comment about the dollar store had me laughing for a good 5 seconds

[MsSugardiamond]

lol youtube makes everything i watch that much funnier XD

[helloitsmeagain54]

I want to watch this now.

[EnumasElish]

Black Swan in 3 words: Fap Fap Fap

[devileanblack]

@EnumasElish it's schlick schlick schlick

[EnumasElish]

@devileanblack slurp slurp slurp?

[Ntinosrazor]

@EnumasElish actually it's shlick shlick shlick

[RenassainceLizard]

@EnumasElish SCHLICK, sire.

[EnumasElish]

@RenassainceLizard I'm a boy and i fapp'ed to it

[Marketak13]

@EnumasElish schlick schlick schlick you mean....

[malvip]

HAHAHAHAHA

[espionagexblondie]

hooray people can count.



[mezza205]

press 5

[hvf26]

i MUST watch this movie

[Enyalein1]

That's actually really what the movie is about.

[WhatIAm99]

Nice editing ehhh... Prominent editor

[MaidinRealta]

Ha that was 16 seconds. FAIL!

[lastEvergreen]

Dumb Not 5 seconds. I'M A LITERAL BASTARD!

[ByronBanquo]

Lesbians, I take it? Yeah. No thanks.

[poshdai]

Great vid of a shite film the end.

[andydale78]

in 5 seconds eh? how come there's 10 seconds of footage then??? I take it counting wasn't covered at your school?

[drfeelbetter]

@andydale78 Oh boy was that ever necessary to say.

[olisykesify]

@andydale78 it's not the point you idiot

[Candylover569]

17 the new number 5

[MrApocraphex]

@Candylover569 LOL >_<

[antirasict245]

Nothing will ever beat Titanic in 5 sec. Simply a masterpiece.

[masterassassin7]

I have got to see this movie.

[BurnOutDevil]

I really like this movie, but my sense of humor is, well I guess BAD.. in other words THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS

[alexman378]

I never got why everyone in this movie were after her pussy. (In the end it's very funny "It was perfect").

[StarGaar4443]

lol

[ReikuToHaido]

That's what this movie is all about. Shame on them to put the Swan Lake on that shit.

[UrbanTiger74]

EPIC!!!!!

[mustbeloveification]

I love the sound it makes when you like a comment

[RMCFutbol]

@mustbeloveification nice try, lonely son of a bitch

[mustbeloveification]

@RMCFutbol

I'm no boy get a life

[laifalbert]

@mustbeloveification clever.

[luvyluvyluvypanda]

That pretty much is all of the movie

[wheelmanstan]

so I guess i wont be watching this

[imahobo123]

IT WAS PERFECT

[DarkPrisms]

@Peytree13 you're 10? Wow that's young. I wouldn't say that if I were you though, you'll get banned.

[cleanplasticchild]

Just press 5 over and over again...

[TheSwineFluPeanut]

Alright children, at 0:09 she was playing with herself, 0:10 masterbating in the bathtub, and at 0:11 she was getting head from Mila Kunis ;p

[Peytree13]

Never mind that comment .the first too secnes.....she was touching herself...EWWW

[Peytree13]

Ok I NEVER watched this but I'm pretty sure a girl with black underwear kinda you know went DOWN there don't blame me please I watch to much tv I'm only 10 1/2

[Robbertpattinson86]

the 0:12 i regrett watching that scene i am only a littlegirl and it grosses me out :$ dont watch the scene LISTEN TO ME!!!

[justinbieberfan10183]

was she..........? someone tell me wht she was doing at 0:09?

[MathewWii]

@justinbieberfan10183 tucking her penis in.

[khaheem]

oh yeah yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ss MOM? RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF HER IN THE CHAIR SLEEP LOL I WISH THAT HAPPEN TO ME AND MY MOM SEEN ME I WILL GET MY AZZ ....................... JUST LOL HAHAHA LMFAO WTF

[ihatenumbers987]

Why is it that Mila Kunis is always in movies that have to do with sex? Is there a real reason or is it just a coincidence?

[MrApocraphex]

@ihatenumbers987 hmmm.. I'm sure there is no real reason for it... except that she's sexy and cute and has been roletyped into playing parts that require "sexy/cute" :P But, hey, I'm pretty sure men and women alike arn't too concerned... Infact, I'm sure most of us are downright happy about that ;)

[timothy316666]

I think she touched herself?

[MSXPERTFOX]

hm...i didn't watch it, but now im curious.

[sweetheart1405]

10 second

[MrHEC381991]

...the REAL reason I liked this film

[samsonpker]

that was the fastest masturbation i have ever done

[rayhorn100]

@junebugman false advertising... mhh then what about The NeverEnding Story ??

[Pperism]

@rayhorn100 The Movie was indeed a false advertising (btw. pure bullshit) but if you had read the book you would understand what The Never Ending Story stands for

[MrApocraphex]

@rayhorn100 Exactly... The said it was "never-ending", yet 1 and half hours later.... :S But at least they made equal and just as appauling sequels ;) LOL :P So it's kinda like "The Never-ending story that actually ends but gives you some crappy sequels just to keep the kids quiet and capitalise on holiday movie sales" :P

[14pinkmonster]

i saw the movie she was masturbating then looks over and sees her mom!!!!! hahahha

[TheAusieBloke]

@14pinkmonster yeah hahahaha

[blondie5211]

@14pinkmonster That part made me laugh so hard. hahahah

[dave1231239]

im touched myself...

[daysleeper318]

every time i watch these videos i have to keep myself from reading the comments because people are so stupid

sometimes i wonder what they would do if they went into a dollar store and saw stuff for two dollars

blood would be everywhere

[EminemTheKing007]

@daysleeper318 Epic Comment is EPIC

[MrApocraphex]

@EminemTheKing007 I concur! Most EPIC.. BEAST even ;)

[MrApocraphex]

@daysleeper318 I've often thought the exact same thing xD The world of mass media/entertainment is causing brain cells to shrink & stupidity to turn into a pandemic virus of plague proportions LOL The sooner that solar flare gets here, the better off the human race will be. Imagine the intellect that could amass without electronic mass dumbness! Ppl may be forced to read again. Apparently, at some point in the last eon there were these things called books and they made ppl smarter

[daysleeper318]

@MrApocraphex i just don't think people understand "concepts" anymore, everything has to be literal and accurate these days :/

[MrApocraphex]

@daysleeper318 Hmm yes, I can understand how many of the younger generation need 'litteral' due to lack of creativity (from not reading books) but as for accurate? I'm not so sure... It seems many people (and I'm generalising here okay ppl) are quite adept at reciting suppossed facts that they read on the internet or saw in a movie; and as we all know, once someone has seen it online or in a movie.. that makes it fact ;) not -.- and yes.. before haters reply.. I'm being sarcastic

[daysleeper318]

@MrApocraphex i agree with you there, i guess "accurate to what they see" would be a better way to put it haha

if something comes up that a person doesn't believe based on what they see online or on television, it's automatically wrong in their opinion; a lot of people don't want to take the time to see different points of view in general