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  • he should have just gone for world domination instead of cash... XD

  • lol,I completetly went off at this one:Mr Thank you very much!

  • ROFL!

  • I thought the "We don't negotiate with terrorists" policy was the US not the UN?....

  • 100 Billion? HA That's not alot - Barrack Obama

  • 1 million dollars!

  • 100 billion DOLLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I need 1 gharilion dollars

  • i didn't like his 1 million dollar thing on goldmember.

  • Why have one billion kajillion kafillion shabababalookabillion dollars when you can have ten duotrigintillion

  • 0:36 is the funniest moment for me.

  • LMAO DUMBASS

  • 32 people doesnt have 1 MILLION DOLLARS

  • Running Gag.

    

  • I want 1 LOLillion dollars!

  • 100 million dollars? dont worry guys im the 100000th visitor and ive won twice that amount of money

  • I want 1 Sextillion dollars!

  • Lol no 0:30 , just 0:29-0:31/

  • unless u pay me 1 billion shkfalabsholokohalagogothashil­lion DOLLARS!!!

  • ...and then Dr. evil told me if I wanted the nuclear warhead back, he'd need...about tree fitty. Now it was about that time I realised that Dr. Evil was two stories high and was actually the loch ness monster!! "(censored) you, Loch ness monster! wtf do you want from me?? Go away, and leave me an my wife alone!"

  • A Tillion dollars is what I want. I'll share it I promise!

  • "Gentlemen I will kill every pop star every hour on the hour, unless you pay me...

    100 TRILLION DOLLARS!!!"

    *cue the pinky finger on the lip and a smirk"

  • @crh2010 I'll pay you 1 QUINTILLION DOLLAR if you kill them all

  • @crh2010 You'll do us that service and we don't even have to pay you? Awesome!

  • you know whats cooler than 1 million dollars a billion dollars

  • Dr. Evil looks weird in the 3rd one.

  • The Federal Reserve gave fivehundred billion or so to foreign banks lol.

    It's just change for the moneyprinters.

  • Dr Evil : I have a nice full fat pretty ass, if you wanna see it, you have to pay meeee...... 1 Million dollars, ... HAHAAAA :

  • If I was with the world leaders, I would have given him 100 billions Zimbabwean dollars.

  • @crowbarftw well he wanted yen so that would be a waste

  • Dr evil u greedy man! U should just give back wot u stole and say sorry!

  • @adattwood1 what the fuck

  • 1 million dollars aint enought to be the 1st richest men of earth if i say 1 Zillion DOLLARS!!!

  • That is of course, unless if you pay me...

    *EPIC-ish ZOOM IN*

    ONE BILLION GAJILLION FIFILLION... Shupadilliloolimillionshupalin­g... comashaymillion.... yen.

  • Makes me want to go watch the movie now.

  • Hell I'd take a measly 1 million dollars. Hahahaha

  • imagine if he asksfor only 100,000 thousand

  • *Cough*

    You know Dr.Evil , by todays standars of american Money Printing , they can pay that like the lunch.

    Dr : And what should we do then.

    What about , one Google dollars !

    (Google = 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­00000000000)

  • @MunchyToast001

    That's "googol". Not the botnet.

  • @Dusjkabinett Oh :<

  • @MunchyToast001 Google's just a search engine. I think you meant googol.

  • @DokdoKorea29 Yes it is Googol. But in my language we pronounce it as Google.

    And since i didnt knew the way to write it i just took it like i got it.

  • @MunchyToast001 Googol* :D

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  • @MunchyToast001 It's googol, not google.

  • lol evil medical school

  • Am I the only one who thought the US generals were laughing at 100 billion dollars because that is nothing compared to the debt we have now anyways?

  • @agarrett707

    Yeah, because back in the '60s 1 million dollars was actually something serious.

  • Those cheap bastards never paid!

  • I almost flagged for promotes terrorism but then I'm like hey Its dr evil and he's a good terrorist :D

  • Lol at the "mr. Evil" part

    The 2nd movie is the best in my opinion w the money thing

  • How much money was in 1969?

  • 1:13 - 1:24 cracks me up everytime.

  • @SpinDizzyMR cause that amount of money sadly exist now

  • @SpinDizzyMR yes. this joke will live forever jajaja

  • @SpinDizzyMR Me too! That's my favorite of the three Dr. Evil "ransom" schemes

  • jobs hiring careerstarttoday .info got an interview tomorrow 

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  • Was he asking for a hundred billion dollars at the end?

  • @TheJoshMaster22 He was asking for Yen.

  • @XMediaTV I'm asking if the joke they're going for is that he's still asking for one billion.

  • @TheJoshMaster22 Ah right sorry, Im not sure, i think its supposed to be a joke of how many Yen you get to the dollar. For example, a PS3 is $299 where as in yen its around 24,000¥

  • 28 people asked for a Gagilianbagilian dollars....

  • The arabic dude from the beginning was Baboo! From the Seinfeld episode.

  • one million, gazillion, fifilion?? hahahahah i was up all night shitting my pants laughing lol honestly watch the end again

  • On July 18 we will upload another Rebecca Black music video called "My Moment". That is of course unless you pay me.... 1 billion, gajillion, fifillion, shabbedelolemillion, shobbegomelizlimillion!!!!

  • 0:19 Babu Bhatt from Seinfeld?

  • lol @ yen

  • Babu Bhatt!

  • .... YEN!

  • @GGGriggs You sir, are full of win:D

  • *Lars Ulrich to Napster*

    We will shut you down! Unless of course you pay us... 1:47

    :-D

  • It's Babu Bot

  • =))))) 1:27 EPIC!!!

  • Hahaha

  • They should not have laughed. They should have acted afraid, gave him the million dollars, let him get all sloppy and proud, and apprehended him later on.

  • hahaha yen?

  • 0:24 hey its rajesh koothropali's dad!

  • the veiw count this video has is

    ONE MILLION DOLLARS

  • The best part is when the military leader comes on and annoyed says "What is it Dr Evil?"

  • Vageta, how much money do I need now?

    ITS OVER ONE BILLION GAJILLION FAFILION SHOVITY LULIMILIOMILION

  • zooom 1 million dollors, of sorry, ZOOM 100 billing dollors

  • WHoosh... 1 million dollors

  • 1:52 אם תשמעו טוב הוא אומר כמה שקלים

  • @kooyool צודק :)

  • 1:24 HAHA

  • the last number is this: 129756783506987526723045725498­3457 thats quite a lot

  • @hmdlamin93 not in yen :)

  • why does he say the same bullcrap! evry time

  • I thought Bin Laden was dead?

    

  • he is very bad man! very very bad man!

  • Inflation is theft.

    That is all.

  • the president in this scene looks like tim robbins

  • @known12 It is Tim Robbins

  • @Nicoresident Awesome i love it!

  • When I found out Dr Evil was Mike Myers, I was like What The F..?

  • BABU!

  • FAIL!!!HAHAHAHA

  • i had a bet that it was 100 billion instead of 100 million. i still lost the bet becuz he cant hear right and everyone else there voted against me. idiots. o well it was only a dollar

  • @Tiroth77 should've used youtube

  • @SpitshineSneakers o we did. but it was at school during lunch and a c ellphone

  • @SpitshineSneakers o we did. but it was at school during lunch and on a cellphone

  • Lol so many random characters standing in the background. Sumo wrestler, Geisha. And Iraq as the leader of this council. LOL!

  • 27 people didn't get their 1 million dollars *puts pinkey in mouth*

  • In couple of years it will be 100 trillion dollars because of Mr. Bernanke

  • @vlada881

    hahahah...niice. Too bad its true.

  • Babu!

  • One Million gegellion chabadlidolion

  • @anthonyarar123 yen.

  • This clip reminds me of one things..

    Floyd Asking 100 Million Dollars for Pacquiao Fight. :))))

  • 1969: it is ok; they can keep printing more like they are doing as the world reserves right now

  • RIAA to Limewire: We will destroy you... unless of course you pay us... SEVENTY FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS!!!!!

    bum bum BUUUUUMMMM

  • @mikeandrewp XD

  • @mikeandrewp LMFAO

  • now Mr.Evil... Dr.Evil! i didn't spend 6 years in evil medical school to be called Mr.Evil thank you very much...

  • i love this particular scene from austin poweres!its rally very amusing & funny.

  • Did he say Yen at the end? LOL

  • @PLAYASAAGAR Could have just said "1 googolplex dollars".

  • Ripoff

    bless you??

  • DR EVIL you are th Best...

  • I have a feeling we do have a real Dr. Evil on this planet. His name is David Rockefeller possibly bring in a New World Order!

  • WAN MIRRION DOLLARS

  • ONE MEEREYUN DORRARS

  • its babu!

  • that's how the bank bailout plan really looked like.

  • Pay me *epic swivel round* one GOOGOL dollars -:3 *pinkie*

  • 6 years of evil medical school, lmao

  • where can i find the sound at 1:46?

  • 1 billion, gagillion, fafillion, shabolubalu million illion yillion ..... yen...

  • lol i love in the begginning on how the UN laughed at that amout of money lol

  • 27 People didn't get their 1 Million Dollars

  • Mr. President... After I destroy all sea life in the Gulf of Mexico...

    -Hey, who the fuck is BP?

  • this is like dr. doofenschmiltz from phineas and ferb

  • 0:44

    Is that Babu from Seinfeld?!

  • @TheCoolyBoy Yes, that is Babutt

  • 1:34 Hey it's John McCain!

  • ... yen.

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  • @guydudeasian well... you could have done a lot with a dollar back then :P

  • @guydudeasian OMG...you just made yourself look stupid. Have your heard of the gold standard? They didn't print that much money back then. Look up gold standard your retard.

  • world organization.....hmmmm..

  • unless u pay me...... 1 billion kajillian fafillion shaba laba do de milliuhrr shabalee dobshee illion

  • @XxPHO3NIX yen :D

  • @chook102 hahahaha ok then 1 billion kajillion fafillion shaba laba do de milliuhrr shabalee dobshee million YEN :D

  • 0:41 Baboo!

  • @VirDiligo haha I noticed that too

  • what austin powers movie is this

  • @Multimanjuan The first one.

  • Gentleman... the planet is warming, but only I can stop it! COD me one-hundred-eleventy-trillion dollars via taxation immediately, and all is well, otherwise you will burn up like a proverbial crisp due to natural gases in the atmosphere and stuff. My well-paid off scientists totally agree with me too. Disagreement with the group-think requires immediate liquidation...

  • HAHAHA! It's 1969! That kind of money doesn't even exist! That's like saying, "I want a billion gagillion dollars!"

  • kim jong il is no more corrupt than say oh i dont know the cia perchance? at least you know whats going to happen with kim jong il cia just manipulate the entire world and isnt their training modeled on the training of hitlers ss training program? if thats not evil i dont know what is.

  • @hideHYDEimcoming Hey, remember the rule 1 -- no mentioning and using of the card "H." Have class, troll better.

  • @fingrid i wasnt trolling! yes you were no i wasnt oh yes you were no i wasnt yes you were! etc etc

  • He could have asked for five hundred billion last year to the fed instead of the U.N. and they would have given him the green light.

  • Gentlemen. I have planted a virus in YouTube, that will completely destroy and ruin all of YouTube. I named it... Google! This virus will activate in 1 hour, unless of course you pay me...

    ONE BILLION DOLLARS!

  • Lol if I were the UN I would've been like "OK yeah that's cool."

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  • Mr. Evil, it is the policy of the United Nations who dress in offensive stereotypes, not to negotiate with terrorists

  • Gentlemen, in a matter of hours a meteor will crash into earth causing a Global flood, that is ofcourse unless you pay me......1 BILLION GAJILLION FIFILLION SHAPDULULLEMELELESHAPREDONLASH­MEMILLION.........YEN!!!

  • @TheMARINE216 And that's like, what? 2 cent.

  • @TheMARINE216 ALSO KNOWN AS.......10 bucks =D

  • @TheMARINE216 thank you for repeating what the video just said...

  • @luckycandy101 your welcome :)

  • @TheMARINE216 there are over a hundred morons that watched this vid lol

  • @TheMARINE216 OH MY GOD! THAT'S LIKE... 10 BUCKS!!! :O

  • Anyone else notice the fat asian guy at 0:12?

  • @DramaticPrairieDog I did :P

  • @DramaticPrairieDog Lol sumo and a geisha

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  • YEN

  • It is the policy of the United Nations, not to negotiate with terrorists.( ragheads sitting behind him)

  • @Fyapowah so are you blind or retarded, cuz atm it seems like you could be both

  • @Fyapowah shut up red neck retarded faggot..