: Foamy's Rant III : Foamy The Squirrel

[sniper82311]

So in one year of his show, foamy would of killed over 17,000 people O_o

[sageofdragonbane]

@sniper82311 Pfft. 1000 more fools are being born every day.

[loki4222]

i fucking hate reality shows. WERES THE FUCKING REALITY!!!!!!! is what i always say

[TheEureka41]

17520 idiots per year?

[SeiverD]

HAHA, that's fn morbid! lmao, love these foamy rants. 

[FireCrotch74]

Lol... not flagged xD

[serviceman613]

So this is where they got those sick ideas for Saw movies

[MahlyenkiDyavol17]

tats too little reality.....

[DylanMacTV]

they sereously need to put the snuff channel on tv

[TheIrishjim]

Hail To The King Baby

[Lobomaru02]

I would be the Snuff Channel's biggest fan.

[butters1800]

lol when I was little these video's animation scared me

XD

[kundaflowerz]

there's some good tv out there... Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Modern Family... all reasonably entertaining shows.

[LooniLuci]

@kundaflowerz Forgot Doctor Who, if you've seen it.

[ShadesofRainbows]

If you watch Saw backwards, it's a touching story of a man putting people's limbs back together.

If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's a story of a woman learning her place.

[GirlofanAlchemist123]

@ShadesofRainbows I'm a woman and I find this incredibly hilarious.

[utubenutify]

The list goes on for motherfuckers who should be on a reality show where a bomb is strapped to their chest and they have to get out as soon as possible, but can't because it's rigged! The list includes: Justin Bieber, Britney Spears, Ke$ha, that moronic insult to horror films Robert fucking Pattinson and so the list goes on.

[JasontheDemon]

sick and twisted? ...eh i thought of worse things, which is probably why my family thinks I'm insane.

[utubenutify]

Foamy is so funny I'm watching 5 episodes a day! A DAY! Thank you Foamy!!

[wheneverweb2010]

Jersey Shore should be canceled, this world has come to the point where people get paid to act stupid and run around talking about moronic shit and parading around like a whore advertising for the latest blow job contest. Remember when Beavis and Butthead first came on, new episodes are excellent as well, but back then MTV was worth watching now it's gone to dumb asses who only care about being 16 and pregnant. It's bad enough that we have kids having kids but these shows are making it worse!

[Yora21]

Dmn, and that was 8 years ago, when we thought it the fad would be over soon.

[meccadivine1]

Let's see...(Don't ask about the name)

Foamy: Hello people! This is the show "Motherfuckers Are Gone!" Today we will get rid of

Britanny Spears, Justin Beiber, Lyndsay Lohan and many more God Damn people who lives are horrible and people hate them!

[roarkkariyama]

25 people passed out in the 32 hour burning flesh fest

[cameron6574]

we should put adele, brittany spears, the kardashians, J Lo, and a few others on this reality show :D

[MarionRaymond]

Heyyy that sounds exactly like Kim Kardashian! I'm not impressed that she got famous through porn >.>

[NerosEclipse]

Sounds fine, it just sounds very time consuming is all, if it's a 32 hour period followed by 24 more hours then a sadistic ritualisitic follow-up

[cameron6574]

this should be a tv show

[ilari3524]

25 people are gonna be on foamys show..... any one know when it comes on? (;

[zacharath1]

@ilari3524 december 21st 2012

[superjchamma]

@hellnight88 I think its 666

[hellnight88]

Dude what channel is the snuff channel!

[Malakian720]

WELCOME TO REALITY TV ASSHOLES!

[thephysicwerewolf]

you would have less reality shows with dumb bimbos if more people made movies/shows with more females in the cast. Just saying.

[SonicTheHedgehog0222]

ah... I remember this.... this was the very first Foamy cartoon I ever watched... It was so long ago!!! Newgrounds FTW lol

[gydrah4244]

where can i find the snuff chanel

[100Lavender]

best playlist evar :o

[strontiumXnitrate]

LOL that french hilton chick

[ipissawesomeness]

I like the way you think

[FionaBlood]

dude call someone and talk to them... i mean i hate stupid people to but damn lol

[camoblackhawk]

i have more sick and twisted ideas than foamy

[OniKokoro88]

This was my fav back in the day lmao

[foamythelegend]

waaaay foamy check out my name ur rule u mental mofo ... btw good idea for a show

[lovelypurple4eva]

Damn....foamy got demons

[Starmadien2019]

Damn Foamy i wouldn't want to piss you off

[tedessa16]

lol epicness i love it foamy is the chizz

[rhapsody710]

"and then, if they don't die of a heart attack, just hit 'em in the face with a pie!" ahahahaha.

[cameron6574]

jesus thts torture not fear inducing haha

[MorbidVampTheryn]

I want the snuff channel...

[BeatleBoy247]

@MorbidVampTheryn Maybe that will be better than that stuff on Bravo

[foreverrockinout]

this isn't offensive it is smart anyways it's knowledge of the human race following stupid things before most the mass of people are following the trend just to be part of the crowd even if it is stupid mindless crap

[summerbloodlight]

i love this <3

[coleisawesome532]

how cruel and twisted the ideas exspressed in this cartoon lol

[101Starclan]

i know what im gonna be for halloween....foamy O. O

[IntoxicatedGhost1]

he is 100% right in his rant and if people don't agree then you just know they are the tools he is talking about

[rako5502]

@IntoxicatedGhost1

Um actually no. There is nothing wrong with disagreeing with someone. You would be the tool he is referring to by blindly stating you agree 100% with whatever he said. Think for yourself. No one can agree 100% with someone else. Everyone is different and feels differently.

[Anthonymcqueen21]

21 people suck

[plasma27]

..Can you talk slower? D:

[HouseJasperGirl1]

I think that is an amazing idea for a reality show. Why the helll haven't you done it!!!!

[JDroneX]

ive always thought of trying to start my own tv show where(like in the video we just watched) we show thousands of ways on torturing some poor bastard. itd be a pure sick, demented, gore fest of nothing but torture after torture after torture after torture. of course so i dont end up in jail ide be using 3d models, not actual people.

[Sageangel18000]

That's almost as good as the torture I could give.

[010sasori]

i'd defiantly would watch those shows.

[hobocamptheater]

1 problem with this video: I liked paris hilton in repo: the genetic opera.

although I guess you could go with your idea after the trilogy is finished.

[horsecrazypeep101]

Foamy has some good ideas for torture. I disagree with the dissing on fear factor though considering I like that show, but everybody has their own opinions.

Hail Foamy?

[HGM1122]

saw is not horror

[xXxskittlezxXx15]

ALL HAIL FOAMY! ^-^

[shadamyforever2233]

@xXxskittlezxXx15 i so agee with you

[Genkikaio]

@xXxskittlezxXx15

Agreed

ALL HAIL FOAMY!

[phantomknite1]

i wold love that show

[cyanmanta]

"...Then take out the razors and salt." If only more great stories included such a sentiment...

[G33KN3rd]

@Fade2BlackInDarkness lol wait till they're in their 30s, crying about how no guy wants them, how their body parts are sagging, and don't have fun anymore.

[Piledriver86]

I love how people always go "Oh, we should kill all the idiots", yet never seem to think that might just include them.

[WinonaRamsey]

foamy is the man!! even my kid loves him. i kn ow not great parenting but hay my kid knows right from wrong so i think its ok

[thezebracakes]

goddam foamy is fucking crazy,he should be in saw

[Neil1Blair]

Anyone else notice the moon looks like the Creature from the Black Lagoon...kinda...

[HLoneheart]

You know, this ep came out the same year as the first SAW movie, and if I remember it came out before adds for the movie started. Foamy was sooooo working on SAW XD

[RebeccaSaysYay]

Welcome to reality TV assholes.

[BlackMajick253]

@DigitalGhost94 he should o.o

[DigitalGhost94]

Foamy should make movies !!!!!!!!!

[chibichick9]

I have worse thoughts every hour :)

[TheSharinganmaster12]

"how sick and twisted the concept are in this cartoon"

[krymankry420rs]

Thumbs up if the first thing you thought was. "I wonder what he would have said if Jersey Shore was on the air then."

[DRarKAngEL5551239]

That show sound awesome can Iz have a comic of it :D lol XD

[DameDiabolique]

48 people killed per day? That's 17,520 people per year. DAMN!

[demonkid991]

@DameDiabolique its not like we couldnt use a pruning now an then and think of this less people means they can produce less polution and we can save our planet by killing the idiots they dont contribute to society and are a complete waste

[DameDiabolique]

@demonkid991 My original comment wasn't meant to be negative and wasn't meant to be political.

[keniakittykat]

@DameDiabolique we can miss 'em

[onebreathx]

FOAMY!!!!!!!!

[Kojain]

They also need to remove Basketball Wives and Real Housewives as well!!

[AnimusAssassin93]

@Kojain I agree. jersey shore can go next

[AkatsukiLoverX3]

banter banter banter.

[PoeIca]

Come to my town you have enough idiots to fill up a year

[thweph]

if your watching this and think its twisted review the past sentence and think how stupid you are.

[BowJish44]

i think that faomys ideas are great and i want to know more of what he was going to say, he is the master of tourture, and thats how i like it:)

[MRLarkin]

Yeah Fear Factor should have been called Gross Out.

[JustAddWaterLeslie]

have any of u realized that this would all be completley offensive if he didn't have a cute high-pitched, fast talking voice? o_O smart move. Foamy the Squirrel.

[ONofaceNicole]

@JustAddWaterLeslie Personaly I think its still offensive regardless of his voice and although its men to be taken as a joke it is based around a valid point

[JustAddWaterLeslie]

@ONofaceNicole cool story bro.

[ONofaceNicole]

@JustAddWaterLeslie whaaaa? w/e

[JustAddWaterLeslie]

@ONofaceNicole lol idk

[cecon767]

@JustAddWaterLeslie offensive yes... but the truth is always offensive.

[SerathGodOfRock]

@cecon767 duh, everybody's living in a fucking fantasy world.

[deathman1021]

@JustAddWaterLeslie offense is taken, not given, if you would take offense thats your buisness, many would still agree

[cameron6574]

@JustAddWaterLeslie true but he states the fukin truth! if everyone thought like foamy even relatively SIMILAR then the world wouldnt be full of dumbass shit for brains assholes!

[midnight9719]

ALL HAIL LORD FOAMY!!!!!!!

[teresifour]

"YOUR SO CRUEL" XD

[garannydude]

Wow.... Jonathan Ian Mathers got to have some reeeeaaaaal anger issues...

[growlithe13]

God damn Foamy I know you do this for comedy reasons but shit dude Calm down and go play a game or something >.> That's beyond "A little much." and actually sorta scared me I DUN WANNA HAVE TO FEAR SQUIRRELS D<

You guys are cute and fluffy Nothing more =w= and Sure as hell not THAT scary Lmfao Ofc I'm trolling for comedy as well cause all of this made me laugh hard Love the show and keep up the good work xDD

[TheQuirked]

@ShadesofRainbows im gonna do that

[ShadesofRainbows]

If you watch SAW backwards it's a touching story of a man putting people's limbs back together.

[soupsgal66]

@ShadesofRainbows roflmao thats funny as heck

[Z0S0The0utrider69]

Foamy is the Squirrel version of George Carlin lol

[vincent6445]

JIM MATHERS FOR PREZ 2012!!!!!!!!!

[DontCallMeMel19]

I love how shows like Fear Factor and The Simple Life are completely dated now. "Oh yeah. That show existed?!" But Foamy will always be relevant.

[KaedeIzume]

As long as I've been addicted to the foamy cartoons, this has ALWAYS been my favorite rant ^_^

[ZombieJaidon]

god tv

[Bdog1281]

Now that is a show i would watch.Hell i would pay to help on that show.ALL HAIL FOAMY!!!

[NarutoIsAwesome24]

If there was CD of Foamy's rants i wold buy it and blast it throughout town in my car

[kcela666]

i have thought of thees exact things and seprat variations of it.He truly is my lord and master XD

[SaiyuriSatomi]

Love this rant...I would watch that show XD OH OH CAN WE START WITH THE NOOB-TARDS ON JERSEY SHORE?!

[MichaelJLover100]

Haha "You have this much time to live!"

[hm149]

I would love to watch the snuff channel

[xXMyzeriAXx]

I love this one

[Muszel123]

This video proved Jigsaw is a Foamy's follower...

[MejaisSoulstealer]

@Muszel123 that would explain his brilliant inventions

[darkangeljessica87]

All HAIL FOAMY!!!!!

[nothercloth]

like if you'd watch the snuff channel

[RikuGatoChan]

Gotta love him XD

[ciscokid8386]

i watch tru tv... funny shit

[TiredGothGirl13]

...i would watch this =D

[Whitedusk225]

So, basically, Saw TV?

I'd watch that.

[krymankry420rs]

I LOVE THIS LIL BASTERD!

[PaintTheRosesBlack1]

can u rant on those stupid shows like american idol?

[PaintTheRosesBlack1]

reality tv is the fakest channel ever....GO WATCH THE NEWS MOTHERFUCKERS!!

[PaintTheRosesBlack1]

i only watch tv to get out of reality....but it dosnt work anymore....the most fake show is jerry springer....and its sad just watching 2 fat bitches fight over a fag that cant make up his mind....u want reality? see whats happening in th world..the wars ...the problems...now thats reality...no some desperate whore looking for a guy...really ppl...WAKE UP!!!

[larryinc64]

You should write for SAW.

[Zombieit35]

i would trash an apartment complex to be the guy that porse salt in the wonds

:)

[anthonywhistler]

i would deffinately watch the show that killed someone every half hour

[frostgiant7]

I use Foamy as my guide of what not to do. It has served me well.

[shimobu]

I love you rat thing; we think so much alike xD

[RyuOdjin]

I hate reality TV as well because its fake, but also because it's another form of gambling.

[GothGamerGirl223]

I had the same thought about people who hate Happy Tree Friends os what ok it's a gorey cartoon if you don't want to watch then DON'T stupid bitch

[TopSecretName95]

Rather creative but the razors are a bit much just strap them into a chair after the pie and force them to watch every SAW and SCREAM and PARANORMAL ACTIVITY. And them force them to play Dead Space 1 and 2.

[DibbehFan13]

that's not enough reality for me! i wanna hear the rest of that idea...

[LAYOUT999]

haha wow creative isn't he

[killerbee126]

what will happen when all the retards are gone?

[furonguy42]

the only problem with the idea for the show is, by the time the 24 hour clock reached 00:00:00, Most of the victims would have died already from dehydration, it's no fun when they don't get to experience the death they were on the show for.

[TasteTheCrainbow]

@furonguy42 it takes longer than 24 hours to die from dehydration.

[furonguy42]

@TasteTheCrainbow But, given that previously, they were tortured for 32 hours, they would have died by the end of the next 24 hours, as it takes approximately 3 days to die from fehydration.

[fallbread]

now thats twiated i like it

[DragonxOfxNight]

lol sounds like foamy didn't get his coffee and bagel this morning

[snowcloud8]

wow.....disturbing. but interesting

[dopebabyx3]

i would love to watch that show, lmao

[FLOWFAIRY]

That would a fucking badass show, haha. 1:07 - 1:55

[sattler1990]

How cruel no that sounded vary entertaining

[GoldenBlue437]

Maybe you should collaborae with 1,000 Ways to Die.

[Foamyyx3]

15 people were officially participants on the "Snuff" Channel -_-

[snowboardinforlife]

foamy cruel no he is awesome

[DreamerYukilette]

That'd be the best fucking show ever.

I'd watch that.

[Z100ification]

I bet this is where Jigsaw get's his ideas...

[LibraHorse1]

I got an idea for a good reality show. The premise is that the host will go into a bottled water factory, lace one of the bottles with angel dust, follow it around until someone buys and drinks it then film the reaction.

[ThePkmage]

i have watched elfin lied and happy tree friends ...all gore is funny to me now lol XD

[TigerBoyUltra]

damn, i would watch the snuff channel. Even though, i am a total idiot. But hey, at least I can admit it.

[BethShanFan]

"How bout this: stop with the f***ing reality shows!"

Dude--as soon as I heard this line, I was hooked!

[MrJmd328]

There's a retard born every minute

[QueenofLanterns]

I think if you're doing the Fear Factor thing, the people you should be torturing are the ones who created the show.

[BurgardRecords]

I want to see some of these shows!

[GaaraBabyEater]

I want this channel to exist so bad...

[fireyfeather]

hell ya i would totally watch somethin like that lol im just as sick and twisted as foamy

[BakurasGirl21]

I LOVE Foamy's idea for lil miss hilton!

I would seriously pay to see that reality show!

[Pepprjack92]

@acebats

i disagree, however i think you helped me find exactly where Jigsaw got all his ideas from...

[DibbehFan13]

brilliant. 

[wildRose271]

Foamy should be on TV

[hollowedxXxbeauty]

X3 if ya wanna watch gore watch happy tree friends

[quietriotfan1976]

Personally, I like carlin's idea of bringing back public executions, and putting them on pay per view.

[NadiaFate21]

I want the Snuff Channel in HD.

[CookieKitsune]

@NadiaFate21 AND 3D