Segata Sanshiro Fact: The real reason why Chuck Norris is feared here in the US is because Chuck Norris is ridiculed in Japan. Reason: Segata Sanshiro roams Japan as its god.
He's so strong he can Judo Throw Time itself, thus causing the end of the universe. He only doesn't do that because then he would have nothing to Judo Throw.
This may just be the greatest thing since...I don't know what's as great this.
LegoPro100 7 months ago
how did he grab our atom bomb like that?
ToasterBerry 7 months ago
Man, this guy is the greatest thing since the invention of FIRE.
DyGenKaiser 7 months ago
First came, Son Goku, then Gohan, and now, Segata Sanshiro. There is no way that Japan lost World War II.
BlackPhoenix1251 1 year ago
heres a game idea Segeta vs Chuck Norris Rolflmao
supersoniccolb 1 year ago
Spam this on your FB pages, your aims, EVERYONE. Everyone must see the epicness of this.
fighter7979 1 year ago
Segata Sanshiro Fact: The real reason why Chuck Norris is feared here in the US is because Chuck Norris is ridiculed in Japan. Reason: Segata Sanshiro roams Japan as its god.
RoboKenshiro 1 year ago 3
Just Imagine if Chuck Norris and Segata Sanshiro got into a fight.
Cactuar213 1 year ago
@Cactuar213 1. the world would explode
2. Segata Sanshiro would win, but it would be a hard battle
nmaster13 1 year ago
@Cactuar213 No need to. We all know Chuck Norris wouldn't survive 0.2 seconds.
RoboKenshiro 1 year ago
For The Lulz
kojironauto 1 year ago
Segata Sanshiro is such a badass that Chuck Norris hides in fear because of Segata's Judo Throws
onedudething 1 year ago
Good night, sweet prince.
R.I.P. Segata Sanshiro
My only regret about this video is it didn't quite document his selfless sacrifice to preserve Sega for all time.
HisRoyalDudeliness 2 years ago
Win. Win. Win. Win. Win!!! Awesome video! I now have 10000% of my daily LULZ requirement!
Shyningfade 2 years ago
NORRIS = FAIL
SANSHIRO = WIN
BlackPhoenix1251 2 years ago 3
SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!
theshippfan22 2 years ago
I thought captain n was the only other dude that made a name 4 himself
Jeffreak100 2 years ago
wow....
mwong666 2 years ago
omg epic
theamazingfork1 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
when sanshiro does pushups, he's not pushing the earth down, he gives 15 pussy points to chuck norris and thats a hell alot of pussy points
(how little sence did that fact make?)
DistinctlyRandom 2 years ago
He's so strong he can Judo Throw Time itself, thus causing the end of the universe. He only doesn't do that because then he would have nothing to Judo Throw.
jaranu 2 years ago 10
Also, I forgot to add, this fucking kicks ass.
Major ass.
jaranu 2 years ago 4
@jaranu Dude. You know he can judo throw non-existence. So he could judo throw time AND revive it by judo throwing non-existence.
RoboKenshiro 1 year ago
lol 0:36
BananaSauce453 2 years ago
we r all doomed
jellyfilld12 2 years ago
Fact: Segata Sanshiro is so strong, he can Judo Throw a McDonalds into the Next Wendy's.
Ok, that Segata Sansiro fact sucks, but gimme break. I'm trying to show my respect to his epicness.
StarforceOnAir 2 years ago
yes he is the most awesome thing that ever hapend to nintendo and sega its such a shame he died
HE ROCKED
wwwas9 2 years ago
I know right?
Best mascot ever IMO~ =D
Demonstarr13 2 years ago
This is the most epic win since sliced bread.
Arcticun 2 years ago 8
Agreeance. XD
In so many ways.
Demonstarr13 2 years ago
false. this is most epic win since the orgy
DesertTornado 2 years ago 2
So let me get this straight, Segata finds kids who are being social, and then beats them up and makes them play on a video game console...
brickwall34 2 years ago 2
That's pretty much the score. Awesome, huh?
DairunCates 2 years ago 2
It actually is awesome! lol
brickwall34 2 years ago 2
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tobiisagoodboy5films 8 months ago
SEGATA SANSHIRO - THE TRUE SEGA HERO!
*No one can take THAT awesomeness away from him. The glory that belongs to him belongs to HIM alone!*
YuseiTheSynchroHero 2 years ago 3
Agreed
theshippfan22 2 years ago
lol!
uniracer13 2 years ago
SEGATA SANSHIROOOOO
spikehamer2 2 years ago