TotalBiscuit and Jesse Cox Play Terraria - Part 9 - Jesse is bad at Team Work

[OtterLOL]

jeese is the only person that can make TB laugh uncontroliby... witch is awesome XD

[TeamKansloos]

2678 TB, not 58........................

[Mynxy0099]

Mwahaha! Revenge will be mine! *throws bomb* xDDDD

[TehTechnoMiser]

2:20 DEELESHUS-OW!

[100restless001]

Good old times when torches worked under water.

[DarquePinkPaper]

32:04

<3

[DarquePinkPaper]

@DarquePinkPaper I'm back again just so I can click that over and over.

[winterbleu]

When Jesse starts singing again at the end I was laughing so hard! Great stuff, made some seriously funny faces at work today

[mournerjack]

Best. Opening. To. Any. Video. Ever.

I'm still in tears.

[GamerzFreak101]

Usually surface minnerals, like the 3 pieces of copper they found, has a sky island right above it

[ShinzuoThePaladin]

best quote (at least in this video) to troll someone: lazy? or giving and thoughtful

[A56aRd1aN]

Jessie: Haaaaaa Sa wenya!!!!!!! Jaga wi se vaba! GAHOOOO!! WHENYAAHHHH!!

TB: No.

I couldnt breathe!

[Smurfwait]

not even five minutes into the video and i've cried from laughter twice.

[SuperDopeHope]

my name is Ester, thumps up

[POPOPOWER5]

My name's Ester! THUMBS UP!

[TerranWTF]

Wow... A commercial from machinima? 5 minute one too?! Luckily i can skip it.

[LOLDUDE641]

Fucking Fred. I want to watch idiots playing Terraria, god dammit!

[bbgamertheone]

Thumbs up for jesse to be president

[hchambers150]

ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO START A WAR?!?!?!?

[SearingScorpid]

BTW Jesse is right:

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[nactan]

doesn't leonidas wear a cape and a helmet?

[TehBurnster]

oh my god JC. A bomb!

A bomb!

[SOCOMsgtCrash]

Jesse was a typical 'Murican...how do we solve problems? we blow shit up

[DaKillerGodz]

Fun times

[DaKillerGodz]

I remember when torches worked in water and bats were OP

[link010125]

Is the "smelt" thing a joke or are they serious about it?

Because I thought you weren't supposed to pronounce the "s".

[unix0592]

@link010125 The pronunciation for the word "smelt" is [smelt]. So yes, you have to pronounce the "s".

[TheTotalLegitCast]

MY NAMES ESTHER

THUMBS UP

[CaptainPsychopath]

You know you've watched and rewatched to many episodes of terraira when Jesse says 'you sonava a bicth.' you say it with him.

[unnamedplayerful]

maybe people would live in tb's house but they have ocd

[TheShadowsifi]

actually 2678 fall damage

[TomNGaryProductions]

BHAHAHA tuen audio cc at 5:12 xD

[poptya]

MY NAMES ESTHER THUMBS UP

[darkness120p]

@poptya no.

[killdeath2345]

LOVE the ending music :D woukd love a download to a full an longer version

[barrydoyle18]

lol facepalm when I see him build passed the sky island he fell off passed last episode...

[MrObviousJester]

-Last Episode-

*Slimes falls past TB while making a skybridge*

TB: "Oh a flying slime! Obviously no Sky Island here!" *continues to build upwards to the top of the map where no Sky Islands are*

[Jtt3000theman]

Jesse im sorry but i would never vote for you as president..... your to stupid and inmature... but i love your videos guys :D and btw your awesome jesse

[blackspy025]

@Jtt3000theman I hope that was a joke.

[aczom2]

TB! No!! The island!! Just jump and grapple!! What?! Not dirt!! GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!

[LilMissCms]

TB's laughter gets me each time :')

[ilike541]

2678 not 2658 falling damege!

[qazwerty33]

@ilike541 you've got the six and the seven in the wrong place

[saveyourselfagain]

Oh God... I was drinking soda when Jesse made the Batman joke, and now my nose hurts...

[PopeKurt]

i've never been brought to tears fast than the first 30 seconds of this video!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK IT'S 1 AM AND IT HURTS KEEPING THE LAUGHTER IN.

[Bokumaru]

13:56 Penis bridge! because Im cro-ssin-it~

[odanaga]

I love how TB is just building a bridge right over the island.

[MrGabicarvalho]

My name is not Esther,thumbs up !

[fuzia]

MY NAME'S ESTHER, THUMBS UP!? ... :D

[KuroNekoErimaki]

what's the original version of the song they sing when tb dies from sand after mmining copper

[Yuizele]

@KuroNekoErimaki raindrops keep fallin on my head iirc.

[DeathClawScout]

im OCD and have short terme memory

[SHM828]

im guessing they finally realized they were over one the entire time?



[FalseFirebird24]

MY NAMES ESCAR THUMBS UP!! ;)

[Talenthewolf12]

Esters a freaking kid from an insane asylum o-o

[knavlyNdassindor]

Time to look up Leviticus Chapter 5

[AnngryTurtleNinja47]

TB made an OCD destroyer but Jesse made an OCD eliminator + nightmare + serial killer=OCD eliminate-mare Killer

[AnngryTurtleNinja47]

Its already the next episode and i'm still mad that TB didn't notice the sky island he passed when falling down! >:[

[VainerNate000]

@AnngryTurtleNinja47 You must be fucking retarded, you really don't know what you're talking about.

[CheeseCake4Not]

TB: Harry Potter was a fantastic export! It was like: We're gonna write a realy realy terrible book, and then we're gonna export to the amaricans, who will love it, and then we're just gonna mostly giggle and drink tea as we rank in money.

Jesse: You know what the best part of that is? Our answer to that was Twilight! We were like: We see your boy wizard and we raise you one realy annoying girl and glowy vampire!

Most people probably won't find this funny, but I think it's hilarious!

[RollsRoyce68]

LOL!



[RollsRoyce68]

never mind, it seems its auto



[RollsRoyce68]

at 21:30 exactly, i got the chile in my chocolate russian roulette, watching these idiots was so funny i forgot all about the spice, btw how do you add the links for the time in the vid?

[wertwrtyher]

thumbs up if ur watching in 2012

[TheFunnyguy567]

32:00 just for future uses

[gedzik1]

owwwwwww BUTTCLENCHED!!!! TB didn't see the island there OWWW

[bulletproofblouse]

"You win this round, Physics. I'll have my revenge!". My new favourite phrase.

[moomootree123]

My names Esther (thumbs up)

[AndyD2811]

23:18

[BobTheFlyingPanda]

He spent an entire episode trying to get the iron for the grappling hook, but now he barely ever uses it

[ThePlatinumMatt]

English=magic

USA's=bombs

[ObakeOnna]

Wait! We can't mine here. This is bat country!

[inspectertaz]

TB and jesse should make a duet

[jinjurukiify]

Thumbs up if you saw him mouse over the 52 dirt blocks at 32:58 and never uses it for the skybridge.

[CptOfTheWizardPatrol]

@jinjurukiify Thumbs up if nobody gives a fucking shit and your comment is meaningless because they have done like 35 more episodes

[Tatantacar]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლWHY U FAIL BOMBING JESSE ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

[OMFGderp]

I love reading the comments they make me excited to watch the video

[MrTman456]

My Names Ester

[xxXXMiner49erXXxx]

@MrTman456 Thumbes up :D

[jman717277]

i wonder when the blood moon will start

[yourdemiseishere]

Soon,but.before that rally the army and God dang mobile making.this so hard @jman717277

[sasukechip1]

first 2:45 minuts into the thing im laughing my head off really loud and i got everyone in the house ran up thinking i was crying which i was becaus it was hard to breath and laugh and even when me sis turned it off i was still laughing for bout 10 mins!

[Shikamaru747]

11:15

TB:"You missed some copper, by the way."

...you know why he missed those, right? You're not going to...?

11:58

Oh gods. He's actually going to do it.

12:05 *TB dies*

*facepalm*

[Mithtale]

@Shikamaru747 I was more like waiting for a disaster to happen with a smile on my face :3

[barrydoyle18]

@Shikamaru747 lol, Jesse does actually have some common sense...

[KefkeWren]

TB searches for sky islands as zombies mysteriously fall from the sky.

And not a single fuck was given that day....

[yaoigirl103]

JC: I am now part of you

TB: Ewwwwwwwwwww

JC: Not like that!

Me: -dying of laughter-

[VirtualGStorm]

@yaoigirl103 JC: Okay.. exactly like that. 

[soer5713]

When jesse threw that bomb at tb i almost died of suffocation because i couldnt stop laughing

[TheLonewolf626]

my names nester!!!thumbs up!



[mic2000100]

I'm probably not even at the right hight.

Ya, you'r a bit to high, YOU LITTLE S***!

[mic2000100]

Me Knowing that Theres a Sky Island Right Under TB: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) TB WHY U NO CHECK UNDER BRIDGE!

[mic2000100]

@mic2000100 P.S. hairrogi, thats what I got for my word, check, thing.

[mic2000100]

TB + Chainmail = Spartan?

That was my inpresion.

[mic2000100]

There are 12 NPCs in the game, but one is the Old man (Boss) and the other is Sssssanta! (Cristmas NPC)

So, ya, plus guide, 10 NPCs.

[mic2000100]

They are 1, Hard to see.

(I get giant bats, 2X bigger and quite easy to see)

And 2, Hard to hit

(I pwn bats with bow, sword, spear, bomb, grenade, dagger, maggic dagger, lava bucket, etc.)

[Gamemaster411]

Actually I still marvel at how they don't realise that they can STORE THEIR DAMN MONEY IN A CHEST SO THEY DON"T LOSE IT!

[mic2000100]

@Gamemaster411 Also, they have 99 Silver in there chest and then + like 1 silver witch they have, they get 1 gold, witch means they can buy a Piggeh Bank, Where they can put moneyz and not get looted by eachother.

[mindcraftspy10]

biuld lowwer

[tc2k93]

introducing totalbiscuit apartment complexes

[jak151d]

just connect the tower and the house already just to make it better already ><

[NaazEnonymous]

Aw, Ester Earl.

[KEBSHarman]

watch part 8 I saw a sky island while you were falling

[MasTer9006]

As someone that is very ocd when making houses... This is hard to watch T-T

[lawlor7100]

@MasTer9006

i have a mild case of OCD thanks to my mom but she has it worse she has an extreme case of OCD but oddly this house making doesnt make me go crazy

[iNeptuneLovesLlamas]

I Loled At The Beginning. You Trollololol

[KyreouxOfEPIC]

I was gonna comment "My name's Esther !" but I don't wanna be my 5th grade teacher....

[NathtouLightbringer]

Dat Part 9 Opening

[HELLBROTHER888]

on my first night i built a realy long so i just made little romms for my mpcs to live in i hate 3

[ImThatOneGuy369]

If you wear a full suit of one thing you will get a bonus

[MrFoxVert]

TB is so inefficient in everything he does that I'm starting to suspect he may be a Soviet sleeper agent, who refuses to accept that the Cold War ended.

[MegaKeith1995]

TB looks like Velma with that armor on

[awsmness132]

what's Jesse's helmet?

[123aabe]

mate that song at the end of your episodes is the best song ever herd I orgasm every time i hear it

[kitube14]

most funny episode, but seriousely, pay attention, you must have seen the skuisland and you guys are poor

[PsychoStreakBrony]

TB: ULTIMATE TROLL

[canadiananim8r]

@PsychoStreakBrony a troll in wolfs clothing :P

[magykm]

I used to take arrows to the knee, but then sand fell on my head and as a result I am rather dead.

[legorex630]

Actually, the slimes are single celled organisms, so the do not reproduce through pregnancy, the use a process in which the slime divides and duplicates itself called mitosis. So... assuming TB's nature conservatory protects the lives of living mammals, slimes would not be considered "natural"

[Zoombedoom]

DAM IT MAN THERE WAS A SKY ISLAND READ THE BLEEPING COMMENTS

[GeneralTwinkletoes]

@Zoombedoom  You realise how old this video is right?

[Zoombedoom]

@GeneralTwinkletoes yes yes i do

[Zoombedoom]

You son of a beech.....TREE

[inrawrwithyou]

Lol I have so much fun imagining the OCD kids getting so pissed off at them, not only have they got a both wood and stone floor, they tb also built his house so it goes, wood, stone, wood.

For people who arn't saddos like me who have already watched their series but is re-watching them while waiting for more eps, they never stop with pissing OCD people off, in fact, they get worse X]

[UnitedsRedArmy1]

MY NAMES ESTHER DO I GET THUMBS UP ?

[Zoobeezoo]

TB: *swings hammer at wood block*

Me: ಠ_ಠ

TB: *swings pickaxe at wood block*

Me: ಠ_ಠ

TB: *Switches back to hammer*

Me: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[JustCarbonHD]

@Zoobeezoo Your comment made my day <3

[Gamemaster411]

@Zoobeezoo TB: *Plays Terraria horribly*

Me: ಠ_ಠ

TB: *Gets even worse*

Me: ಠ_ಠ

Jesse: *Assists TB in being bad*

Me: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[Jeffophone]

"The desperation to get thumbs up is palpable..." This must become an internet meme at least on youtube... . . . . . . . . Please thumbs up if you agree XD

[TheHvna]

@Jeffophone Fuck you

[banjeet123]

I pissed myself when Jesse blew TB up!!!!!

[JAMCrafters]

*strange voice* MY NAME'S ESTOR THUMBS UP

[minecraftjedi789]

haha last night i was sleeping during this vid so i was dreaming

[superalatreon1]

my family's gettting mad at me cause im laughing so much

[wolfy1379]

that little bit off that wall is driving me crazy

[MrTerorofdeath]

You guys should totaly make a song parody/ game related lyrics album, id totaly buy that i will throw two wallets at that lol

[choaldfrie]

OCD WALL, I HATE YOU SOOOOOOOO

[Shooshy162]

Found a use for an american, of course it was to bomb stuff

[BiometalOmega]

"OMG J.C., A BOMB", isnt that from the original Deus EX?

[XxCallofReachxX]

you said that America was a sad little country but thats not wat the british said after the American Revolution OOOOOOOOOOO yeah i went there

[kartoonistgirl]

that moment at the beginning is truly a camera moment.......so glad Jesse put that in the one thousand video.......

[Supir12345]

I just realized that they haven't found a chest yet!

[OkamiLuna]

Which episode was the first time Jesse sang The Circle of Life?

[OkamiLuna]

That circle of life rendition had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe

[TheWebby1995]

25:30. Did anyone suddenly think of the rhyme... There was an old lady who lived In a shoe

[FilipooEpicSkrillex5]

But we hear sound

[FilipooEpicSkrillex5]

Love jesse laugh

[mystikk2008]

My name is Lester, and I have a problem with that ocd destroyer.

[FilipooEpicSkrillex5]

Tb is bad at team work

[xXRohan16Xx]

i love TB laugh when he trolls someone. he is the king of trolling

[drawesome555]

if they don't see the island soon, i'm gonna commit suicide

[cooldude2399]

Yay, I have a grappling hook! *uses block jumping to get to low floating terrain*

[Jovana6287]

suprise bomb at 3:40

[AbyssalDrake88]

"We could really...BE in this cave."

"We are in this cave."

"And what an amazing cave to be in!"

[AbyssalDrake88]

omfg, first 30 seconds had me in tears!

[ezfunperson26]

My girlfriend said she doesn't like TotalBiscuit.

She's single now

...

haha jk jk

She's dead.

[Inelinc]

@ezfunperson26 This made me laugh so hard irl

[Dreaddthebaws]

MY NAMES ESTER ... jesse gave me something i had to take meds to get rid of...

[hunterx700]

MY NAMES ESTER THUMBS UP

[xRoflSquadx]

last episode when u fell to your not death with a last minute grapel save u passed a sky island watch your own videos dammit

[xRoflSquadx]

rrrrrgh fix the wall and get rid of helittle peice and jesse u suck at placing walls

[melmo8671]

there arent any sketons in terraria! MINECRAFT BUT NOT TERRARIA GRRRRR GLABUL GLABUL

[ganzt666]

@melmo8671 o .o yea there are, you have to go a little deeper to find them, but they're there

[GuardianOfAsgard1206]

i love the outro <3 :D

[swedishfanofinflames]

gets hook , never uses it.

[ZackCosplayer]

Jesse in the end, so beautiful man, so beautiful :,)

[Coldrune98]

4:52 epic fail :))

[Henning00007]

You know, the 'T' in 'TB' stands for Troll... :D